[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

Mr. Hirotsu carried the suitcase into the shrine very gentlemanly and politely, and left with Dazai. The car I drove all the way back yesterday has also been taken away—probably sent back for overhaul or continued modification, maybe see you next time Maybe it will become a helicopter.

Matthew stood in the courtyard with the cat in his arms and stared at someone's luggage for a while. Finally, with a firm expression on his face, he clenched his fists as if swearing to me: "Senior, this friend of yours took a long look. With a face that will cheat, I feel that it is not suitable for marriage at all, please think again!"

Even if the master wants to get married, it's not his turn. Anyone or heroic spirits in Chaldea who are willing can be expelled from the Antarctic continent!

"..." I patted her on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Don't be fooled by him, maybe Dazai has various reasons to squeeze into this small shrine, but the only impossible thing is to get married or fall in love or pursue someone .”

I don't believe it anyway.

It probably has something to do with Mr. Mori's attitude, or he just wanted to cause trouble for me... Sigh, you smart guys always bully others at will just because of your high IQ, it's too much!

Mash let out an ignorant "oh", and the cat in her arms suddenly jumped to the ground with a "meh~" and sniffed out with its wet nose.

Hmm... It means that a stranger is approaching.I immediately became alert, who would pay homage to this shrine that has never been operated outside?

"Matthew, take the doctor to play in the room first."

The girl immediately picked up the cat and turned around to leave.

Soon there was a knock on the door, and a slightly familiar "Hello" came in, and soon the door was pushed open, and a straw-colored head stuck in and looked inside, followed by a delicate face and surprise. With wide eyes: "Eh? Xiao Miyin? What a coincidence!"

Me: No, it's not a coincidence at all. I even suspect that this is another person who wants to trick me!

Because of the existence of Osamu Dazai, my vigilance against this seemingly weak boy was pulled to the upper limit, and I was ready to throw people out at any time like a frightened bird... One troublesome collection is enough, and another one I think I will Probably will die a second time.

"That...remember me? I just saw it at the red brick warehouse yesterday, Sakito...Pikachu during the parade." He was even shy and shy to the point that his cheeks were slightly flushed, which was similar to when someone pretended to be weak It's wonderful, and the acting skills are faintly above it.

What the hell did I do to meet several talented people like this one after another?Where exactly this one came from is still unclear, but I really don't have the extra energy to associate with him.

"Well, I remembered. It's a pity that this is a friend's shrine, which is not open to the public. I'm sorry I can't visit it..." I said nonsense seriously, just wanting to let him go as soon as possible.

I don't think I'm a cosmic Mary Sue, and I'm not so beautiful that I wouldn't let anyone pass by. The so-called love at first sight is not convincing, at least not to me.

This is not reasonable.

Sakito was stunned for a moment and seemed surprised that there was a closed shrine, then took a step back and looked up at the plaque: "Kenxun Shrine...is Nobunaga? That's really possible. Can you give me some water? "

This reason is very strong. Even if the shrine can refuse visitors to worship, it cannot refuse drinking water.I could only let someone come in and sit on the porch, I went to the kitchen to get a pot of drinking water, thought about it and washed out an apple for him—this was also delivered to him the day he was scratched by an owl, I don’t know what it is He has been busy with something for a while, and there is no news at all.

Sakito tried to restart the topic several times, but I was fooled by me at will. He simply stopped talking and ate the apple in a very gentle manner, then stood up and took the core and the kettle to leave. This time he walked very quickly. .

Uh... Am I overdoing it a bit?

After he left, Matthew came out of the room with the cat, looked at the door and frowned: "That person gives me a bad feeling, senior, you have to be careful."

"Yeah, listen to Matthew!" I nodded repeatedly, and went to lock the door.

Put the lock on and pretend that there is no one in the shrine, and then pull Matthew into the porch to avoid the scorching sun.

I really want to eat ice watermelon soaked in well water... Thinking about the wallet that has lost a lot of weight recently and the price of watermelon, let's forget it.

It was too hot at noon, the two of us and the cat had no appetite, so we made two bowls of chazuke and tore some chicken to pass away casually, and hid in the room in the afternoon and fell asleep—this is probably what it looks like in summer.

In the evening, I discussed with Matthew and decided that I can no longer stay in the room like this, so I went out to eat curry rice and take a walk.One person gnawed on a homemade salt water popsicle and walked to the curry shop. Fortunately, he met Mr. Oda who hadn't seen him for a long time.

"Boss, one signature curry and one sweet curry." Matthew was waiting in the booth, and I walked up to say hello to Mr. Oda who had put down the spoon and looked over: "Long time no see, Mr. Oda, how are you doing?" ?”

"Oh, thanks to everyone, it's not bad. Life is finally easier with a new boss."

Even an honest person like Oda expressed his approval of Mr. Mori. It seems that my choice of perjury was not wrong.

"That's good, how's the idea going?"

"Well... this one... I don't have any idea yet, maybe it's because I haven't studied much?"

He scratched his head in distress: "Probably he will think it over when it's time to think it over, what suggestion does Miyin have?"

"Huh? You can consult the retired seniors? If there are any."

"This is a good way, but unfortunately it is too difficult to find..."

Well, mafia jobs that don't make it to retirement age, I can probably guess what that job is.

"I believe that if it's Mr. Oda, there will be no problem!" The curry was brought up, I waved at Sakunosuke Oda, sat next to Matthew and raised the spoon, then suddenly thought of something and put the spoon down again to the boss behind the bar Said: "I want another sweet curry, take it away."

I almost forgot that there was a stray cat to feed at night. I don’t want to cook for one person alone. You know, when I’m at the shrine, I either eat instant noodles or don’t eat them at all. If there are no cats, I might not even have a refrigerator. also won't enable...

The stray cat came back around midnight, and the door lock of the shrine, which had more symbolic meaning than actual effect, made little difference to him whether he had it or not.When I heard the movement, I got up to look, and found that this guy had a new look... well, except that one eye was wrapped in a bandage, and now even the right arm was put in a thick plaster cast and hung around the neck with a triangular bandage.

Which hero did this?I thank him!Sincere!

"There is hot water in the kitchen, so you can eat chazuke, or sweet curry, and then wash up and go to your room to rest. People who stay up late will go bald early, boy." I leaned on the pillar with my arms folded and turned to his room at the end of the corridor. He indicated that the suitcase sent by Mr. Hirotsu in the morning had already been put in it. Considering privacy issues, neither of us opened it, and it should be left in the middle of the room waiting for the owner.

"It hurts!" Dazai pursed his lips and complained, and showed me his immobilized elbow: "I was injured because of working hard..."

"Are you sure you weren't sanctioned because of your lack of mouth? Workers' compensation is for the boss. What's the use of crying to me?" I rolled up my bathrobe sleeves and went to the kitchen to heat curry rice in the microwave. Very consciously sitting at the dining table with one hand on his face and waiting to eat... Injury, forget it.

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"Speaking of which, I found a short-legged puppy on the way to work today. It is super fierce. If you tease it a little, it will scream angrily and show its teeth and claws. If you have such a puppy, will Miyin sauce hate it? He seemed to think of something, "eat, eat, eat" and grinned sullenly, stirring the rice and curry together with a spoon.

I looked at him a little puzzled: "Puppy? If you treat it seriously, you can become a good partner... I don't have any opinions, but whoever's pet will take care of it!"

"It's really what Mi Yin-chan can say." The boy fell silent and ate, and the kitchen

There was no sound except the humming refrigerator.

I waited for him to put down the spoon, then put away the cutlery and threw it into the sink, and pushed Dazai to his bedroom: "Don't make too much noise, Mash is not in good health, so don't disturb her."

"Mi Yin-chan is someone's girlfriend, why do you care more about Matthew... Is there any special reason?"

"Matthew is cuter than you, is that enough reason?"

"……enough."

In fact, Mash's vacation is coming to an end. I am very reluctant but I am afraid that the climate in Yokohama will affect her health. Boss Emiya has called several times to inquire, and the worries revealed in the words have almost materialized.

"Mashu will be going home next week, so even if we can't become good friends, at least we can leave a good impression on each other, isn't it okay?" I gave Dazai an angry look and continued to push him forward.He looked back at me as he walked: "OK, OK, I thought Mi Yin-chan knew Matthew before he lost his memory!"

Putting it this way——

"...Eh? I don't feel anything if you don't mention it. I do have a natural sense of closeness and familiarity with Matthew. Sure enough, I am Matthew's girlfriend. You guys just sneaked in. Prying the corner of the wall by hand." I complained with a smirk, but I didn't expect Dazai to slam his fist on my palm and suddenly realized:

"What? So my real script is the underground lover! Damn, if this is the case, there will be a problem with the role of the lover, let me think about where to change..." It was the special milk voice when I made a bad idea, and I heard it on my back There was a chill.

This guy really has been teasing me from the beginning to the end, but seeing his eager eyes, I immediately bowed my head and confessed:

"No, don't, I admit defeat, please don't make trouble!"