[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

From this day on, this strange shrine with no believers at all had a visitor who appeared from time to time like a stray cat and then disappeared without a trace.

At first I tried to pretend I wasn't home, but it turns out this guy can not only climb walls, he can pick locks too!

In the end, I had no choice but to leave a cushion for him under the corridor—side by side with my cat.

Because if I leave him alone, this guy will probably look at the crooked neck tree in the shrine, or try various methods of suicide anywhere... nothing but hurting himself, and I will end up with a headache Follow behind to clean up the mess.

Don't harm my tree and my cat again!It's innocent!

"It looks very smart." He smiled and nestled on the mat and stretched out his hand to tease the cat, but the cat would hide away and ignore it every time.I tore the cooked chicken breast and let it cool and placed it in front of my beloved pet, then turned my head and looked at the guy who refused to leave with a vicious voice: "Really, why did you get hurt again?"

"Ah... It's so rare that Miyin-chan would take the initiative to care about me. I'm so touched."

"If you talk to me in a sticky tone again, I'll tie you up and throw you out!"

"Then I'm really scared~"

With such a weak mouth and such low force value, how did he survive until now without being beaten to death?Can this guy really survive to adulthood...

Osamu Dazai had a large bruise on his forehead. Not long ago, he tried to bump his head against a stone in the vegetable field, but unfortunately failed.I took out the ice pack from the refrigerator and while he was concentrating on bullying the cat, I slapped it on the swollen bump on his forehead quickly: "Leave my cat alone, it's about to have a psychological shadow on you. "

Stretching out his hand to poke it, the boy immediately wrinkled his facial features and blamed him: "It hurts, Mi Yin-chan, how can you do this as a servant!"

"Really? If you are really afraid of pain, you shouldn't secretly try to grab something from the cat food bowl, especially my cat is still eating." I put the cat food bowl away and put it farther away, and got the cat A grateful "meow" sound.

The black-haired boy leaned on the pillar and stuffed the chicken breast that came out of the cat food bowl into his mouth and tasted it, and complained very dissatisfied: "What, it doesn't taste at all."

"That's what it tastes like for cats!"

This guy is as annoying as Yato. Although his face looks harmless to humans and animals, I haven't forgotten how he threatened me by pinching his weakness.Even if he can barely live in peace now, it's because he hides his fangs and claws and doesn't care about children—I didn't expect this one to be only 14 years old. Already, am I really out of date? !

"Mi Yinjiang speaks with a foreign accent, is it a child of a returnee?"

With no cats to bully, he turned his target on me.There is no way, who told us that the only ones in the whole shrine would be panting, and the cat had already run to the roof to bask in the sun after his stomach was full.

I hugged my "Manyoshu" and read and recited it while sharing my thoughts with him: "Really? I don't know. I was injured in an accident half a year ago (actually, I got a bento box), and everything before that was already gone." I forgot, someone recommended me to come to Yokohama. The working environment at the shrine is also good, and I can recall slowly while recuperating.”

"Is that so? Mi Yin-chan came from Kansai, she doesn't have a Kansai accent but she has a foreign accent. I like to watch this kind of ancient Waka. It's really interesting~" He pretended to be innocent and cute, holding his chin with one hand and stretching out his fingers I flicked the page in front of me, and I looked up at him helplessly: "If you don't remember, you don't remember. Just say what you want to say, and ask what you want to ask. What do you think is worthy of my deception?"

"Well~ Since it's Miyin-chan, I'll always believe it."

It was this kind of childish voice, which seemed to be coquettish, and I pressed his head directly: "Speak well, be honest!"

"Ok."

In the end, within 10 minutes of being honest, the kid ran and tried to stuff himself into the well of the shrine to try the new method of death by throwing himself into the well, but because the mouth of the well was too narrow, he got stuck in it with his head upside down and couldn't move.

Of course, I will not sit back and watch Dazai Osamu pollute the well of the shrine. At the critical moment, I have to rely on the water here to wash away the "sickness" accidentally infected. If he gets dirty, he will die!

Had to carry the broom straight to the mouth of the well.

I looked over and saw that someone was stuck inside and was trying to make a sound to get my attention to rescue him.

"Woooooooooooooo!"

"What? You said you're not in a hurry, but you still want to think about life in it for a while? Okay, no problem!"

"Woooooooooo!"

"Are you in a hurry now? It seems like your head is getting bigger? I think it's quite normal."

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"This method of suicide is not easy to use? Why do you think that you are slender enough to break through the limitations of my wellhead! So you deserve it!"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~"

"Ah~ Congratulations~ If you keep going, I'll probably come over tomorrow morning to help you collect the corpse. Congratulations in advance on your successful suicide~"

Hehe, am I such a generous and ungrateful person?If you want me to rescue you, I have to rescue you?How can it be!

I waited for a while until the sound he made changed from "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" with one leg and dragged Osamu Dazai out.As soon as the boy was rescued, he quickly rolled to the side and wanted to escape. He dodged halfway to the right and then rolled to the left. Finally, I "tied the cloth" with my left hand and held him in place again, unable to move.

You think I'm right-handed?wrong!Tiebu has no left and right hand restrictions!

Hanging him on the corridor of the main hall for reflection again and again, I stared into his eyes and said seriously: "Although I don't know why you are always looking for death...but if you really have no nostalgia for the world, please remember not to be stupid." Gotta do it in front of me again. You know, there's no way it's going to work."

Stuck upside down at the mouth of the well for a while, Osamu Dazai's face turned red unnaturally. After hanging for a while, the binding cloth failed, and he untied the rope and fell down.The black-haired boy lay weakly on the ground and showed me his initial numb expression: "Mi Yin-chan, why are you so lonely in this small court box that you have to be with the cat, but you still have a strong desire? What about the desire to live?"

Of course it's because I'm dead!

Only death made me deeply realize how precious life is, and how happy it is to be alive-so happy that I am willing to do my best to maintain this illusion.

This is a feeling that no one alive will ever understand.

For a moment, I didn't know whether to sympathize with myself or Osamu Dazai.

I can only sigh and pull out the words that the Lord of God once said:

"Anyone who is alive should live. Whether it is joy, anger, sadness, or happiness, even if it is pain, you must feel the weight of existence, and then you can find better things in the corners you don't care about."

"Like now, I found you."

Although it was a troublesome piece of black mud, but looking at his limp hair and his almost desperate expression, I was once again hopelessly soft-hearted.

Well, after all, a good face is also an advantage...

And he was just a lonely, clumsy kid calling for help.

"Huh!? Miyin-chan thinks she's cute~"

After a little consoling praise, the guy trembled, as if the person who just showed that at a loss expression didn't exist at all.

Really, this young man not only makes people hate him so much that he "serves him right", but also makes people look at him and feel distressed until he has no choice but to compromise again.I angrily stepped forward and pulled him to urge him: "Get up, don't get your mind on my water well in the future. It's connected to the groundwater. If you just go down, it'll be all right. What about the residents around here?"

"Hey!" He jumped up nimbly, shaking the dust on his clothes: "It's a pleasure talking to Mi Yin-chan, but it's a pity that I can't take you with me every day... It's also a part-time job, so I don't think about doing it for a doctor." Nurse? The salary is generous!"

"Thank you, I will share half of the juice with you. Let me enjoy this kind of leisure life like retirement." I took a can of drink and threw him, and pushed him out of the door without saying a word: "Let's not talk about anything else, from your tone I imagined it, the doctor boss, my intuition told me that it is best to stay away from him, don't be a barefoot doctor?"

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh, Mi Yin-chan is such an interesting person. Dr. Mori will cry, he really will cry! Being directly judged as a pervert by such a cute lady, I really want to see him being tortured by Mi Yin-chan in person. Scolding expression."

"Hey! I didn't casually say that someone I don't know is a pervert. You said it!"

"Yeah, okay, it's me, it's me, I said it. Mi Yin-chan, you just need to stay so pure, cute and upright in the small court box."

Me: "... I think you, kid Osamu Dazai, who say such things, are more like a pervert."

Can you use adjectives?