[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Okay, are you in a better mood? In life, you have to have the courage to try. Maybe a big pit will suddenly appear somewhere that seems to be smooth at first glance, and you will be trapped in it, such as me. Feeling that it was almost time for introspection, I took out the crimping knife that was kept in front of the main hall and cut off the rope that bound Osamu Dazai with a single knife, and the black-haired boy fell down with a "plop" and lay on the corridor like an innocent fish.

I held back a smile and stretched out my hand to him:

"Get up, Master Osamu Dazai, please go forward if you make a wish."

He broke free from the rope and took my hand and got up in embarrassment. He groaned and dragged me and refused to let go: "Miss Witch, I'm afraid of pain! By the way, what did you just do? It's a supernatural power. What? Tell me, tell me~"

"I told you it's not a witch!" I put the pressure cut back, and didn't ignore the new words he just spit out: "What is the supernatural power?"

I definitely don't have this kind of foreign stuff. "Binding cloth" is a spell that can only be used by divine weapons. It took me a long time to learn it.

The kite-colored eyes swept across my face lightly, and the black-haired boy's expression became more excited and curious: "Isn't it a supernatural power? Can Miss Miko perform it again?"

I looked at him kindly: "Do you want to hang it up for a while to blow the wind? I have already said several times that I am not a witch!"

He shut up immediately, and after a while, he probably felt that I would not do anything to him, so he continued to explain: "Supernatural ability, an ability that is different from ordinary people, it may appear in various forms, and those who have these abilities People are called superhumans."

"Since you say that, then you must be one of them?" I thought for a while, and repeatedly confirmed that there was no fluctuation in my heart, and I even wanted to yawn.First, I have already graduated from the second year of secondary school, and second, even if I didn't graduate, it doesn't matter much to me-there will be no living people's supernatural powers that will spread to the other side, right?That's not superpowers, that's bullshit.

Osamu Dazai grabbed the corner of my clothes with a cute face and shook: "Ms. Miko?"

Life is not easy, I raised my hand to cover my forehead and sighed: "How could I be, can't you just pretend it was a nightmare and forget it as soon as you wake up? By the way, why don't you change it? I'm not a witch !"

"No~ Miss Miko doesn't want people to know that she is different from ordinary people? It's not that I can't help you keep it secret, but what good will it do me?" From top to bottom, there is a peculiar narrowness and mischievousness of young people.

To be honest, I can't tell whether he is pretending or real. It seems that this guy has pulled the distance between us from "strangers" into some strange range in just a moment.

Hmm... Although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that the way Osamu Dazai looks at me now is similar to when he first saw my cat.

How boring are you boy!

I couldn't resist raising my hand for a moment and knocked on his head. He immediately covered his forehead with his paw and looked at me with tears in his eyes: "Miss Witch, if you do this again, you will lose my favor!"

"It's like you said you have a crush on me!" I complained, and I pinched his face with evil spirits: "Little brat, don't laugh if you don't want to laugh, I won't I threw you out because you didn't like me, so I don't hate you, so I don't have to pretend to be naive and cute, which doesn't match your personality."

Forget it, I don't want to repeat the fact that I'm not a witch, I hope Nobunaga-kun will not think that I am bluffing in his name.

"Ah...failure?" The sweet smile and baby voice disappeared in an instant, the boy's kite-colored eyes became gloomy, and returned to the numbness and emptiness when we first met, I stood under the corridor Looking at him gently, until he took the bubbling black mud back again: "Well, Miss Miko, you are a very interesting person."

"Let's just thank you for your compliment~ I've said it all, I'm not the maiden of this shrine, I just show people the house and sweep the floor. If you don't have a place to go, just come in and find a place to stay by yourself. I'm not a believer anyway, so don't I went to Lord Nobunaga, I was afraid that the old man would have a heart attack when he saw you." There was only one apple left on the big sale, I took the knife and cut all the halves, I ate half and took the other half and handed it to him: "I'll give you half of it, eat it."

He stretched out his hand without raising his head, and he really looked like a young master in that arrogant and natural look.

Fortunately, I have a good temper and don't care about those younger than me, otherwise I would have picked him up and thrown him out.

Osamu Dazai sat on the porch and gnawed an apple. As time went by, the height of the sun changed, and the sunlight shone on his face through the gaps in the branches. The boy immediately moved subconsciously and hid in the shade again, as if out of fear Avoid the scalding heat.After eating the apple in my hand, I threw away the core, and washed my hands with clean water from the well.

Before I put down the spoon, a pair of hands with bandages on both wrists and forearms appeared in front of me, and a certain boy who suddenly laughed extremely badly said: "Speaking of which, it's not that I can't keep a secret for you, Miss Miko, but this way Come on, you owe me a favor~" He raised his chin and asked me to pour water for him, and continued with malicious intentions: "Repay the favor now, or be my servant, which one do you choose?"

Holding the wooden spoon, I hesitated for a moment: "Can I choose to pay off the favor now and do I owe you nothing?"

"Then please fulfill my wish? The knife just now looks very sharp. It can easily cut off the head. If you move faster, the dead can even feel no pain..."

I:"……"

"In addition, this shrine does not seem to have business qualifications, does Miss Miko know about this?"

I:"……"

"Ah~ ah~, I can pretend that I don't know about this~ But if I'm in a bad mood, I might accidentally say it... For example, the servant is so stupid that he doesn't know what to do after stretching out his hands for so long What...but then the shrine will have to close down, and Yokohama is a bit of a mess now, and it's hard for outsiders to find a job."

I should have beaten him right at the gate from the start!

Me, if it weren't for being an artifact, I would have let you know how to quickly eliminate brats online today!

"...You wait for me!" I picked up a wooden spoon and scooped up a ladle of clean water and poured it directly over his head, hoping that the clean water that could even wash away the "illness" would wash away the black mud in his brain .

Osamu Dazai "eat, eat, eat" smiled strangely for a while, raised his head and narrowed his eyes: "Because I am Miss Miko, I can get preferential treatment once, there will be no next time~"

I was wrong, but I dare you next time.

At this time, the mobile phone in his coat pocket rang, and the boy slowly took out the mobile phone and opened it to take a look, his eyes became dark and dark: "Well... It's not that I don't want to play for a while, but it seems to be a bit troublesome... Then, Miss Miko who is not a Miko, can you tell me your name?"

My intuition told me that his state was very dangerous, so I said the name very honestly: "Mi Yin, my name is Mi Yin."

"Hey, Miyin-chan~ I look forward to seeing you next time~" He took out five yen from his pocket, walked over and stuffed it into my hand: "Although I couldn't pray to Nobunaga-kun to succeed in suicide, but this is a shrine. Just ask Mi Yin-chan to make any wish for me. Also, if I can’t think of a better way to commit suicide, I may trouble you one day, bye~”

I looked down at the five-yen coin in my hand, and suddenly felt that the luster of money can also have a hideous appearance-believe it or not, I really killed you with the belief of going to hell to report, how can I repair it!

etc!If he really killed him, this guy would definitely show a satisfied expression of getting what he wanted... Thinking about it makes him even angrier.

... This is the first time since I became an artifact that I want to throw away the incense money offered by others.

The young man turned around and left briskly. When he went out, he helped me close the gate of the shrine carefully.The cat exposed its head from the eaves and innocently "meowed" at me. I looked up at it and cried without tears: "Honey, if one day I am homeless again, will you abandon me... ?” It shook its antenna-like ears, jumped down from above, and rubbed against my calf lightly.I knelt down and picked up the cat, sighed sadly and said to it, "I always feel like I got into some serious trouble..."

"Meow~meow~" the cat yelled twice in comfort, and I stroked its head, feeling bald with worry.

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Walking out of the shrine, Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and connected it, his voice was soft and milky like a baby:

[What is it~ Doctor Sen?Well, I was playing outside and found a precious creature... It's very interesting, and I will get scratched if I'm not careful... Huh?No need, if you take it back and raise it, you will probably die... After all, it is a delicate breed that needs clean water, high-quality food, and plenty of sunshine, and needs to be taken care of carefully. 】

He babbled for a long time like talking about someone else's cat. I don't know what the other person said. The boy suddenly laughed, and then changed his tone and changed the subject:

[By the way, regarding the information that the patient mentioned last time, I went to that place to confirm it again, and I can confirm that he was deceived.Are you interested in liars?Ah~ It was probably done by someone I know. It's interesting, isn't it? 】

The person on the other end of the phone seemed to be complaining about something, and he responded with a casual "hmmmm", then hung up the phone and put on a long black coat.The driver who drove today has changed. The last time the driver went to the hospital, was he seriously injured or disabled?Can not remember.Speaking of which, the BOSS has been getting more and more crazy recently. His thoughts in the morning changed before noon, and he might become impatient to "kill them all" before dinner... Although physical destruction is indeed the ultimate way to deal with the opponent, the use of Too much would be boring.

It's not as interesting as some miko lady who claims not to be a miko.It is really rare for a shrine to appear suddenly, even the residents who have lived around it for decades have never known it.