[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"That! Ah! The marriage session you mentioned! Lixiang, you forgot? I just asked Oda for the shrine to buy some materials, and then..." He twisted, with a shy look on his face: " Then I did all your resumes, and they just finished the materials for you at one time! It’s amazing~ It took half a day to complete, and there was no delay for a minute.”

"Wait first!" I raised my hand and rubbed my forehead, "I asked Oda Zuo, ah no, I was infected by you. I asked Mr. Oda to help prepare ID documents and relevant resumes, but I didn't Asking for something like marriage, what's going on in your head!"

Dazai, who hung up the sign to reflect, immediately made an innocent expression with watery eyes: "But I firmly believe that I will be with you, Lixiang. It doesn't matter a few years earlier or later, as long as you sign it earlier, you can fill in your name sooner." In the name column of my beneficiary... I, Osamu Dazai, if my life ends due to an accident, Tatsuka Fujimaru will be the sole heir, no matter the insurance or other things."

"After repaying the credit, adding, subtracting, and subtracting should still be enough to repay half of the loan. I can't let you afford the mortgage alone~ So you have to reserve a room for me in the shrine, and you have to reserve a place for me by your dining table, otherwise I will I want to pester you like that despicable frog in the fairy tale~"

"..."

So, completely unconsciously, I somehow acquired a married status and even joint real estate under the names of both parties? ? ?

fall!

"I'm going to beat you to death with my own hands today!"

Angrily, I raised my fist and rushed forward to see Dazai gave him a pair of extremely symmetrical panda eyes. When I picked up the chair beside me, Aden, who was sitting by the side watching the excitement, couldn't help it, and blocked us with his furry arms. between.He didn't dare to touch me, let alone attack me, so he could only bow and apologize with a wry smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Dazai hid behind the younger generation and gave me a gloating smile: "Slightly, slightly, the notarization of the two marriage seals is valid, no matter Oda Yayin or Fujimaru Tachika."

"He's still laughing! He's still mad at me!"

I immediately turned my head to look at Ms. Xie Ye, who was already dead-eyed, "crying" to her, and the excellent lady doctor immediately took out a machete from under the table: "Dazai..."

"I was wrong!"

The black-haired young man immediately put away his cheap expression and stood up straight, patting A Dun to let him stand aside.Atsushi Nakajima, who lifted the tiger's claws, took the chair in my hand and shrank into the corner. Kyoka went over and smoothed the hair on his head for a while, just like a child comforting a frightened child.

I crossed my arms and snorted coldly. The person opposite me knelt on one knee and stretched out my hand: "Miss Fujimaru, are you willing to admit that the authenticity of this certificate allows it to lie quietly in the archives of the Civil Affairs Department?"

"Snapped!"

This is Mr. Kunikida's broken pen. What Dazai said made his current partner tremble in fright, and he had to add another item in the office materials: "Dazai! So those two marriage records were not approved by Ms. Fujimaru? !"

"It's too much! What have you done before, do you still have morality and law in your eyes!"

"No, the Mafia doesn't have to obey the law!"

As if being praised, I almost saw the tail of his transformed cat swaying gently from side to side, and Mr. Kunikida, who was completely petrified, turned white as well as the background.

"Oh, it's both admirable and a headache for my companion to be a noble and upright person! Well, don't focus on other people anymore, Lixiang, where is my answer?"

"...You really don't miss any chance."

I held out my hand parallel to his: "Take it out!"

Dazai froze for a while with grievance on his face, and finally took out a neatly folded piece of slightly yellowed paper in a waterproof clip from the inside pocket of his shirt and put it in my hand.I took it over and opened it to see, um, it was the name of "Fujimaru Tachika", together with the ID photo and signature seal, it was hard to tell the authenticity from the fake.

"Confiscation!"

I play this

Yi'er stuffed it into her pocket and threatened him: "If you lose it, you will just treat it as being stolen by you! Anyway, no one except you would do such a boring thing!"

The person who was still kneeling there without moving raised his face and looked at me lightly, exuding a damp breath of "I'm so sad" all over his body.However, this time even his diehard fan, Atsushi Nakajima, stopped speaking for him. The atmosphere in the office gradually became dignified, and Mr. Kunikida finally came to his senses. He opened his mouth and finally gave up without saying anything. He lowered his head and continued to read the document. The light in the room is getting weaker and weaker, and the gloom and despair I am familiar with faintly emerge.

"..."

"Store with me first, the rest... depends on your performance!"

"Humph!"

After saying this, he turned his head and left, walked out of the office of the Armed Detective Agency in the silence and locked the door - don't I want to lose face!

"Hey! Dazai, Ms. Fujimaru has left, why don't you get up?"

Mr. Kunikida, who looks very serious but is very easy to soften his heart, put down the newly replaced spare pen and walked over to kick the dull "harmful garbage" in the middle of the passage with his toe: "Anyway, I didn't get rejected completely. In short, 'Look You show', that's another kind of acceptance. You..."

"Kunikida-kun... Tachika didn't throw me out of the window just now? She didn't refuse, did she? Is it true? Is it true!"

"..."

"Hey! Wake up! Dazai? Dazai!!"

"Mr. Dazai!"

"Get out of the way, let me see if his brain has been broken."

Today's Armed Detective Agency is still very lively...

I rushed back to the tea restaurant on the first floor. Mrs. Aida looked up and saw that my face was flushed, she smiled and stepped aside, watched me hide in the bedroom, and greeted Mr. Aida with a dreamy face: "Do you have to prepare at home? It seems that good things are coming soon. , don't delay!"

"You can do what you say, and do what you want." Mr. Aida never said "no" to Mrs. Aida's request.Even though the years have long turned her small waist into a "beer barrel", the vibrant aura on her body has never changed.No matter how difficult or smooth life is, my wife is always so warm and kind. I have to sigh that I am really lucky to have met this hardworking and beautiful woman to spend my whole life with.

So Mrs. Aida happily called her good friend to ask what the family needs to prepare for marrying her daughter-small gifts, auspicious objects, the old couple has no children in this life, and attending the wedding of relatives is only As a guest, I really don't know much about this aspect.

She happily walked around the hall several times, tilted her head with the phone between her hands and wrote a series of notes in the record book. The door behind her was gently pushed open, and a red-haired girl leaned in awkwardly and asked timidly, "What are you doing?" Okay... May I ask if there is still a part-time job here?"

Under normal circumstances, even if you work part-time, you must be introduced by reassuring acquaintances before you can be trusted and hired by the bosses, but this girl looks like she often does rough work and can endure hardship.She was also a foreigner, and Mrs. Aida's heart softened when she thought of this girl traveling across the sea alone, without a job or a place to live.If you drive her out, who knows what will happen the next day in Yokohama's dilapidated security environment at night...

Moreover, maybe there will be a wedding at home soon, and it will be too busy without additional staff!

"Ah, what's your name? Come in and sit down and talk."

The red-haired girl moved in and found a stool by the bar, carefully sitting on only half of it, her hands and feet were restrained and she raised her head to reveal her eyes and forehead: "My name is Lucy... I'm from China..."

Mrs. Aida frowned. The one who kidnapped Lixiang before was the people from the R country and the people from the R country. Otherwise, the detectives on the fourth floor would not be able to take care of them. When I thought about it, the child was afraid of me. Kouzi was caught when she was hurt. It is impossible for her not to harbor grudges against the people of the country.

"People from the country...that..."

Are you going to be rejected?Lucy was a little anxious.

She observed this tea restaurant for a period of time, which happened to be located in the Armed Forces

Downstairs of the detective agency, you can inquire about some news, which is also very helpful for what you want to do.What's more important is that Fujimaru Tachika is here, Anne likes her, and the two old people who support the business are also very kind and kind, the environment is comfortable and the food is delicious, so she can't put it down when she sees it.

"I... I am an orphan living in a foreign land..."

There was a light of begging in the girl's eyes, and the fat and gentle wife couldn't bear it: "Then why don't you stay and try first? There is a small storage room in the corner, it can barely fit in after tidying up, but the bathroom and toilet can only be used public, can you?"

"Thank you!"

I didn't expect that there are such kind-hearted people in this world who have no relatives and no reason to show kindness to others!

It must be the legendary rare species.

When I managed to thicken my skin, I opened the bedroom door and walked outside the shop, and I saw my new employee—a former member of the kidnapping gang, the tsundere Miss Montgomery.

She stared at me nervously, as if she was afraid that I would reveal her identity, and even felt a little guilty.

"Little Lucy is really cute, isn't it, Lixiang?"

I stared at her for a while, touched my chin and said, "Oh..." "Lucy? You have to work hard, come on."

Lucy, who was sweating on her forehead from my stare, immediately relaxed, slumped her shoulders and lifted the tin box for delivery with a sigh of relief: "You just stay in the tea restaurant and don't run out. Ordinary people must have the self-consciousness of ordinary people. , I will give the strength to deliver food to me!"

"Oh! Little Lucy is really strong! Lixiang, you have to eat more and get stronger quickly... What do you want for dinner? Japanese food or Western food? Is hamburger meat okay? I just learned it from my friend, she I run a western restaurant called Olive House, and I don’t know how many regular customers have grown up from snacks!"

Naturally, I will not refuse this kind of kind care, "Yeah" nodded and greeted Lucy, who was still a little uncomfortable: "If you want to deliver food, come back early, Mrs. Aida is very skilled! Before you come back I'm going to bake some more biscuits, we'll use them for snacks at night, let's go."

Lucy finally felt relieved, smiled, picked up the iron-covered incubator, pushed open the jingling door, and walked out. Her steps were rather hurried—the smell of the back kitchen was too craving, and it was better than those so-called "worth a thousand dollars". "The delicacy of "I don't know how much more attractive it is, probably this is the taste of home that people can't give up.