[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

The silent eyes of the onlookers made me realize that Dazai probably regards the drama career as his lifelong pursuit, and he would not be able to survive today if he did not perform here for a while...

So I wiped my face and knelt down opposite him, sincerely giving up my life to accompany the dregs: "Your father, he doesn't agree with us... I can't help it! A marriage without father's blessing will not be happy, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Wuwuwuwu, what do you think I should do, and what can I do... Is there anyone in Yokohama who can disobey his will?"

Mr. Shakespeare, who is about to ask for thunderous applause from the audience at the beginning of the show, can smile.

The eyes of the audience, like spotlights, focused on Dazai again, and the black-haired young man trembled: "What! He actually got in the way? What kind of conditions did he offer? I'll pay you double!"

I tilted my head with one eye covered and crying, watching him bite the bullet and continue: "70 billion?"

I'm sorry, A-Dun, when I mention money now, all I can think of is your reward price... I really didn't mean it!

The passers-by who were eating melons and eating all around gasped, that was 70 billion, what a drama of grievances and grievances between rich and powerful families!

——Could it be the plot of "The Lady and the Tramp"?Wait, look at the outfits of the two sides, they look alike, so there seems to be something wrong with the script?Why do I always feel that the characters are okay but the lines are reversed?

Dazai rubbed his chin, as if he felt that I could not continue the play, and then stood up from the water with grief and anger on his face and said loudly: "I don't believe it! I'm going to ask him in person! How could he do this!"

Well, anyway, as long as he is willing to come out of the water, he has already lost his face anyway. No one in this place knows me except the detective agency and some cadres of Hong Kong gangsters. Face or something is the same as moral integrity. I just lost the habit... _(:3」∠)_

The young man pressed his hands on the road and jumped out of the drainage ditch while the crowd was watching the pronunciation of "Oh~!" After getting up, he didn't forget to sit on the ground and stretch out his hand to me in an extremely exaggerated call: "Dear~"

"..."

what can i doThis freshly baked Schrödinger-style boyfriend finds a place for himself to gg if he disagrees. What else can I do besides acting embarrassingly with him? I have to stretch out my hand and pull him out of the drain with his strength, and then act as pompous and hardworking as the other party's drama dialogue "Even death can't separate us" and quickly fled the scene amidst the warm applause of passers-by... I have to personally fight him later!

"Lixiang~Lixiang~Lixiang~Lixiang~Lixiangjiang~reason me~talk~"

Dazai used his long legs to surround me and repeated my name in a high and low voice like a mantra calling a cat, as if he would never give up if he didn't get a response.I squinted at him angrily, and he suddenly covered his mouth with one hand and shook his shoulders and turned his head in a low voice. When I wanted to turn my head and walk away, I was wearing a wet sand-colored windbreaker under my hood: "It's still summer, but don't catch a cold gone."

In fact, it is not cold at all, and the breeze blows on the body is still a bit cool, but the dress is slightly indecent when it is wet and clinging to it.However, I still accepted his kindness, and just dragged his windbreaker and walked all the way back to the office of the detective agency.

When I walked into the office, I saw Aton and Kyoka sitting in a row, being given "love therapy" with Dr. Yosano holding an alcohol cotton ball. The white-haired boy saw me wearing Dazai's windbreaker and put his hands on my cheeks. It was quite a girlish movement, and she almost sighed from the bottom of her heart.

Doctor Xie Ye glanced at me up and down to make sure there was no wound before going to see Dazai. Taking advantage of this opportunity, I took off the windbreaker and threw it to the side, turned around and quickly grabbed Dazai by the collar and gave Dazai a hard throw over the shoulder. He added another kick, raised his hand and took off the pearl hair chain that was in the way, flung it aside at will, and then grabbed his tie button to pull him closer: "Threatening me? Suicide, huh? Show me death, huh? You are so talented! Do you think I won’t do it?”

"I tell you, next time, I'll break your neck with my own hands!"

Letting go, Osamu Dazai fell limply to the ground with a dumbfounded expression on his face. I stood up again, clapped my hands and breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh——! Great!"

The entire office was silent for three seconds, and immediately burst into applause like rain, and they clapped with Dr. Xie Ye sighing.

She patted me on the shoulder to show her respect, Kyoka's eyes were bright and she didn't know what she was thinking about. As for Naomi who had already pushed her brother down on the chair, I didn't want to delve into the relationship between them at all.Mr. Oda?He seemed to be lying on the table and fell asleep, but I noticed his ears moving...

Only Dazai was still lying on the ground with a dreamy face, and Mr. Kunikida, who really couldn't stand it anymore, walked over and carried him into the chair on the side of the aisle with Dr. Yosano, feeling relieved: "Thank God, finally someone can control you."

"Don't worry, Kunikida-kun, even if you have a girlfriend, I will never let you be lonely~" Dazai answered while pinching his throat, and two angry "well" characters appeared on Mr. Kunikida's forehead at a speed visible to the naked eye.I'm sure that if Osamu Dazai gets the bento one day, he will definitely do it himself-from a certain point of view, there is no such thing as an "accident" in this guy!

"Lixiang, go to the bathroom to wash up first, and make a record later. Don't worry if the president of the police station greets you." Dr. Xie Ye gently and carefully wiped the wound on Kyoka while driving me to tidy myself up. At that time, Mrs. Aida came up to deliver a change of clothes, and I refused her "help" offer, so I hurriedly lowered my head and rushed into the bathroom in the ward.

The dress on my body was soaked in water and there was no way to salvage it, so I rolled it up and stuffed it into a plastic bag, washed it with hot water, dried my body, put on the underwear sent by Mrs. Aida, and wore it lightly for the summer. After drying his hair in the bathrobe, he looked in the mirror to make sure there was nothing disrespectful before he pushed open the door of the bathroom and returned to the office to take notes.

At any rate, he was kidnapped for a while. Although the whole process was delicious and entertaining, a kidnapping is a kidnapping. This kind of vicious case must be recorded and reported to the police department.

I sat opposite Mr. Kunikida's desk and described the whole incident from the very beginning while recalling it carefully. When I talked about the plot of meeting Fyodor Dostoyevsky in the greenhouse tea restaurant, I kept grasping Dazai, who started to play with my fingers, obviously paused.

But he didn't say anything, just continued to fiddle with my hapless right hand with his head down.

I ignored him, recalled the previous description and continued, including the environment, dialogue, and even some small movements of the other party.Mr. Kunikida recorded it very carefully, and after I finished speaking, I turned to the beginning and read it again: "This Dostoevsky is very suspicious..."

"Yes. I don't understand what these two Russians are doing all this time for nothing. If it's just to cooperate with the 'combination', they don't need to help me escape later. If they want to take advantage of the fire and kidnap me, then let me go Leave at will. The last sniper is only a threat rather than an actual action, and even if I can't dodge, there is a high probability that it will only be a flesh wound..."

I didn't tell Kunikida Doppo about the conversation about the "book", and my intuition made me think that it's best to talk to Dazai first.

"If there is nothing else that needs to be added, the transcript can be made like this. Fortunately, you are not injured." The yellow-haired young man pushed his glasses very seriously, and a white light flashed on the lens. Suddenly, an ominous omen surged in my heart. Out: "Please don't make such rash actions again. Although the 'combination' has been defeated, this crisis is enough to show that not everyone has good intentions for you. There are always vicious people emerging in endlessly. You It is the best target...whether it is for yourself or others...you must hold a responsible attitude..."

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A sermon read made my eyes stare—I almost forgot how easily Gogol tricked me out of the Chaldea Tea Restaurant without reminding me.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore, let me go, Mr. Kunikida!"

I can't stand other people's sincere feelings, no matter what form it is expressed in, I can't wait to put my hands on my head to beg for mercy, and Kunikida Doppo, who is still full of thoughts, finally stopped: "Okay, since you have realized your mistake The reason is, forget it this time, there will be no next time."

"Yeah, yes, yes, yes!" I nodded my head up and down hastily, only to be let off by the satisfied young man.He turned his head and glanced at Dazai, who was shaking from laughing and sitting beside him, walked around the desk in two steps and dragged him to stand in the middle of the aisle: "Here

I stand and reflect! "

The young man who didn't know which nerve was touched by Dazai took out a board that said "Reflecting" and "baji" hung it around his neck: "You dare to investigate Ms. Fujimaru's kidnapping without telling everyone, if you don't After getting off the white whale, A-Dun accidentally asked about the exposed information, are you planning to keep it a secret? If there is a slight mistake in the middle, even if you apologize ten thousand times, it will not be enough!"

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Dazai glanced at me silently, and saw that I was leaning on the sofa without any negative emotions except for a look of "happy heart", so he heaved a sigh of relief: "Lixiang will definitely be fine, I just confirmed and believed in her Those who choose to deal with the falling of the white whale first, will personally rescue my dear girlfriend once the crisis is resolved!"

"Kunikida-kun, don't ask too much of me... At that time, there was no way to spare people to work separately. Sending Atsu-kun to infiltrate has already exhausted everyone's energy, and there is Kyoka-chan's entrance exam. And Tachika is the best. The escape time will only appear when the 'combination' is evacuating, and no matter what you do before then, it will only increase the difficulty of her escape... Do you think I don't want to turn over the table and quit abducting Lixiang and elope directly?"

"What! Didn't you guys sign the marriage agreement a long time ago? What is elopement? It's too frivolous!"

Kunikida turned his face almost [-] degrees in disgust and continued to process the second half of the transcript report, I pulled out my ears and pulled out a "friendly" smile: "Nai, Dazai, I seem to have heard something terrible You don't have anything to explain about things like marriage?"