[Comprehensive] Daily life of the retired savior

"Mr. Ranpo!" Dazai snorted softly, and the detective immediately put away his frantically upturned corners of his mouth and pointed out the window. The large army that had just gone out to rescue had already entered the lobby on the first floor, it seemed that he was actually looking out for the wind with good intentions. Same.

"Forget it this time."

Anyway, he is eager to shout that the whole world knows that the savior is being targeted by him. It would be great if this can reduce a few potential opponents... although he knows it is impossible.

Why do you like her so much even in [Disqualification in the World], oh, it's really embarrassing at this age...?I don't know how other people's abilities will behave.

I was caught by Dr. Xie Ye, who went into the bathroom to clean it up. Next to me sat A Dun who was trembling as if he was about to go to the guillotine.The first thing the serious and responsible doctor did was to confirm my physical condition, and after getting all the normal data, he was reluctant to let me continue to sit on the sofa, cover the quilt, blow on the air conditioner, eat, drink soda, play games and read comics...

A Dun looked over with a look of extreme envy, and then Dr. Xie Ye was dragged into the treatment room with a machete in one hand and the back of the neck in the other.

I heard that the process of rescuing people with Dr. Xie Ye was very frightening. I am very grateful that she did not use her powers on me...

Any god, please bless Adun's physical and mental health?

"Hey, how about going to eat spicy curry together tonight?"

Dazai patted the desk happily, this proposal was responded by Oda Sakunosuke, the others had nothing to do, so after Aton came out of the treatment room crying, he was dragged to the vicinity of the shrine A curry shop that I am very familiar with.

"Oh! It's Oda-san and Dazai-san, and...?"

The chubby boss hasn't changed at all, the only difference is that this time he saw me standing between the two at a glance: "This lady is...?"

"It's my colleagues and friends. I told them that the curry here, boss, is so lingering, and Odasaku endorsed it, so everyone came together after work~ That's right! This!" Dazai pushed me on purpose. To a more conspicuous position: "Let me introduce to you, this is Fujimaru Tachika, my beloved girl~friend~friend~"

... Leaving aside your strange attributive, what are those wavy lines? I obviously didn't agree to you, Osamu Dazai, you are trying to die!

The fat boss laughed and called everyone to sit at the table. Except for Mr. Ranpo who asked for sweet curry, everyone wanted to try the signature spicy curry that Sakunosuke Oda couldn't live without eating three times a week.

It is still the familiar large portion, the familiar iced oolong tea, and the familiar taste.Dazai still can’t eat spicy food, so he ate slowly with a mouthful of curry and a cup of oolong tea. Everyone laughed and chatted while teasing him. This guy didn’t see the gloom and gloom that could drown people at all...Suddenly made me a little worried Will there be another Yato-style sand sculpture in a few years...

What has time done to you!Headache!

Maybe it was because the atmosphere was so good, I ate all the curry rice on the plate for the first time, and sat down again to check out and leave, and I didn’t realize it until I walked out of the curry shop—as if I was habitually handing over Dazai’s bill Is it over? ? !

On the way back to the office building under the "yooooooo~" eyes of everyone in the detective agency, I simply refused the invitation of Dr. Xie Ye and plunged into the bedroom behind the tea restaurant and refused to come out. I felt that my reputation of innocence had begun to crumble. The warning of the Shura field of the Chaldean army is getting closer... I am innocent!Anyway, anyway, anyway, I will never admit anything!

snort!

Mrs. Aida treats me better and better now, and she is not angry when she knows that we went to other shops to eat together. She went to the back kitchen and cooked a big pot of red bean rice cake soup and oden to send around—you don’t think it’s a big summer to eat these Is there something wrong? !

"Ah, it's good to sweat something hot. I see how you young people can't do it if you live in an air-conditioned room every day? Summer has to look like summer, do you want to add some?"

I can only add another bowl under her earnest gaze, sitting in front of the French window of the restaurant and taking a mouthful.

Drink in one sip...Wait, where is Jinghua?There are so many people here today, but Jinghua is the only one who is missing. Where is she? ? ?

Soon someone who can explain my doubts will come to my door. Dazai skipped work in the name of "protection" and lay down on the opposite side of me. Desperate.

"Dazai, where's Kyoka?"

The mud ball on the opposite side moved, and the fluffy black hair changed direction and fell down. The young man lazily said, "Li Xiang doesn't even care about me..."

Stretch out your hand to touch his soft-looking hair: "Thank you, you've always been there."

The mud ball rubbed against my hand along the way: "Jinghua, she used to be a killer who killed 35 people..."

"A 14-year-old is still incompetent for civil conduct."

"But she is a superhuman."

"The ability is out of control?"

"It is estimated that he will go to a special prison for lifelong sex. Or become a sharp knife in the hands of another person."

"She doesn't want to be someone else's knife?"

"Ah~ah~ why is Lixiang sauce so smart! There is no room for performance like this...Damn it!"

I laughed "eat, eat, eat", pushed away the bowl in front of me and lay down on the table to look at it from this angle for a while. The black-haired young man with his eyes slightly closed shone under the sun as if he was transparent.He closed his eyes as if he was asleep. I quietly withdrew my left hand that was rubbed by him for a while, and the man suddenly opened his eyes and laughed: "Are you scared? Hahahahahahahaha!"

I patted him backhanded, and I sat up straight on the table: "I want to read the report from Chaldea, are you not going to work? Poor Kyoka-chan is still waiting for the 'fairy godmother' to save me." Dazai stretched out his hand: "Let's leave her to Aden to save her. I just want to see some sweet and greasy cookies when I'm old. Show me your report?"

"Older...? You?"

The effect of these words coming out of his mouth is simply horrifying. Before I could react, Dazai stretched out his finger and touched my little blackberry, turning it over and complaining: "Yes, yes, slugs always bully me like this. I can't beat it again." He, if he still wants to be scolded by him, he is almost scared to retreat into the bed and cry when people block the door of the house. Why is it so unlucky to have such a violent and brainless partner!?"

... Dazai, what you described probably happened in another world. It seems that every time the person who is so angry that he is about to have a cerebral hemorrhage is Chuya?

Intelligence officers like blackberry phones, and Chaldea’s documents are always directly transferred to the phone. After a few words between Dazai and the other side, you open the encrypted file and start browsing from the beginning...Huh?So what am I, the Master, doing?Can I already touch fish?So good? !

Well...then I'll just lie on the table and take a nap. It's impossible to say that I won't be tired after using the command spell three times.

……

When I opened my eyes again, it was already very late at night, and the clothes on my body were changed into bathrobes, and someone sitting opposite me was still flipping through the phone and reading the report—"Why are you still here? Where are my clothes?"

"The clothes were changed by Mrs. Aida. Of course I'm here. If I'm not here, who will help you read the documents?"

He put down his phone and concluded: "There is no major event that requires you to come forward. Of course, there are signs of a suspected singularity. Fortunately, the location is Yokohama, and the time is not long. But it seems to be a small problem that can be solved by normal ordinary people. "

The young man smiled and pointed to himself: "It seems that I can."

Long live!Osamu Dazai said that he himself is a normal, ordinary person!

"...show me the information about the singularity." Even if I say that, I can't just let it go. This is irresponsible to Chaldea and Osamu Dazai.

He smiled clearly, and threw the little blackberry over. I caught the phone and swiped up and down to read it carefully—"What does it mean to release energy close to the singularity but there is no sign of the Holy Grail!"

Could it be that after the phantom species without materials, even the singularity belt and the like have started to play hooligans!

"I don't know about other places, but in Yokohama, it's possible. Zeng

The artificial singularity that almost appeared due to the overlap of the same ability - you call that situation a singularity, right?The last time this almost happened, I thought you would remember it was Oda Saku and the leader of iic. "

"Oh!"

iic, I remember, those malicious and cute terrorist attackers in gray robes.

All villains who undermine stability and unity should be arrested and locked up!

Think about it carefully... Huh?It should be Red A and Cu Chulainn who killed the leader of the opponent. His treasure is a causal weapon.

Sure enough, people still can't do bad things, otherwise they may be sanctioned by passers-by when they walk on the road...

"Is that so? As long as it doesn't affect the existence of humanity, even I can't intervene casually in the battle between supernatural beings. Chaldea's position must be fair."

I saw the conclusion to the danger level marked by the intelligence officer - low level.

This level does not match the power point at all, but after thinking about it, it seems that the other party wants to use this opportunity to re-name Chaldea——

Clock Tower and Atlas Institute, including other magic organizations, no magician can replace the role of Chaldea, and of course, no one can replace the status of Master Fujimaru Tachika...

In this case, I will probably have to get involved in the end... Although my intelligence officer said that he hated goldfish, he couldn't see people dying, so he chose such a predicted false singularity.Who can say he is a high-functioning sociopath without a heart?