I'm struck by lightning and you may die

Two days ago, Xiong Hongwu came over from Qingzhou for a few days to eat. They were all fine, but they scared the children who were studying in the Jianxi Academy.

Without him—it was because he didn’t know what to do on the day he came. Wei Fang was teaching Tang Di when he heard a loud bang, and the roof of their school was smashed into a large hole in the shape of a zigzag. The room was full of smog, and after all the dust had dispersed, it was discovered that there was a large herringbone-shaped pit on the ground that was aligned with the roof, and there was a humanoid creature that could be called a human in the pit.

The children in the school are not too big, how have they ever seen such a posture, they were so frightened that they cried and ran away.

Wei Fang stood expressionlessly beside the herringbone pit, and asked coldly, "Are you planning to create a new style of transportation?"

Xiong Hongwu was thrown into a mess, his head was so dizzy that he almost vomited out, he cursed in a low voice.The degree of dizziness is destined to be a concussion again.

He stretched his arms and legs carefully, and lay down flat to laugh.

Wei Fang looked at him in such a state of distress, and looked at those little radishheads who were curious to come in but didn't dare to peek outside the door, sighed, put down the book and helped Xiong Hongwu up.

Xiong Hongwu grinned in pain, and complained, "Alas, take it easy."

"Isn't it the summer heat in Qingzhou? I'm just thinking to escape the heat. But it's not like you don't know. I don't have a good memory. I forgot how to get here, so I went to find Yan Feiluan Well. Oh my, how long has it been since the teleportation array you left in Yan Feiluan’s place has been repaired? The road was shaking so badly that it was about to shake, and I couldn’t hold back, so I vomited in the spaceship.”

Wei Fang listened and looked disgusted.

"Okay, okay, what's that expression on your face! Are you still not allowed to vomit when seasick! Besides, I didn't vomit in the boat..." Xiong Hongwu didn't care.

"And then?" Wei Fang asked.

Xiong Hongwu looked unnatural, coughed, and said shyly: "Then the boat turned over..."

Wei Fang: "..."

It's really not easy for you to get here after the boat capsizes. I applaud you, that's great!

Seeing that he was fine, Wei Fang got up and went to arrange these frightened children first. After comforting them one by one, he left the homework for these children to finish today, and get out of class ended early.

"Where's your father?" Xiong Hongwu saw that Wei Fang had settled down, and hurriedly followed behind him.

Wei Fang paused for a very slight moment, and with Xiong Hongwu's carelessness, he couldn't find it.Wei Fang said very casually: "I had some activities yesterday, and he was so tired that he is resting in the dormitory."

Xiong Hongwu looked at the sky outside through the smashed ceiling and was speechless.The sun is almost setting, are you still resting?This activity can't be drinking and bragging, right?It's understandable that I drank too much and fell asleep until now.

Xiong Hongwu gave a disgusted "Hey" and said "I'll go find him" before Sa Yazi disappeared.

Wei Fang tried to drag him but failed, sighed helplessly, wondering how to fix the roof, otherwise he would have to let him sleep in the guest room again tomorrow when Dad saw him.

The more he thought about it, the more wronged he became, and he couldn't help sighing, "I'm so hard!"

***

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing, why are you still sleeping! The sun is shining on your ass, and now you can't sleep at night?!" Xiong Hongwu yelled as soon as he got outside the gate, carelessly If you don't knock on the door, you will break in.

As soon as he opened the door suddenly, he saw Tang Di half naked and getting dressed.

Seeing him, Xiong Hongwu yelled: "Brother, how much did you drink yesterday? Look at your bruises, where did you fall? Why are you so red!"

Tang Di coughed uncomfortably, pushed away his hand that was checking the "injury" for him, and said in a hoarse voice, "Don't touch it, I'm fine."

Xiong Hongwu raised his volume: "Is this still nothing?! Listen, how hoarse is this voice! Have you taken any medicine? Wei Fang is really a kid, he really doesn't know how to take care of people, this person hurts It's like this, and I don't even know how to give you medicine. This kid is just not careful."

With that said, he was about to find medicine for Tang Di in his storage space.

As soon as Tang Di refused, the movement was a little big, and he pulled his waist and some unspeakable places at once, and he grinned his teeth in pain.

"Hey, hey, sit down quickly. No wonder that brat is taking over today. How much did you drink last night? Look at how embarrassed you are. Did you drink too much and fell off the hillside? Or else Why is it so miserable!" Xiong Hongwu was chattering, and was about to pour medicine for Tang Di.

Tang Di said hastily: "I have already taken the medicine before you came, and if I take it again, it will have the same properties as the medicine, so I can't take it again."

Xiong Hongwu said "Oh" and stuffed the pills back into the porcelain bottle.

Tang Di didn't dare to sit on a hard stool, so he had to sit on the bed and talk to Xiong Hongwu: "Why did you remember it today? You didn't care about the fish pond in Qingzhou?"

Xiong Hongwu poured himself a cup of tea, took a sip to moisten his throat, and said, "I left the fish pond in An Jue's care. Anyway, he was idle after finishing his own business. If I take care of the fish pond, it's not a waste of surplus labor."

Tang Di was surprised when he heard this: "Is it over already?"

"That's right, this kid has a lot of mobility. Now that person is being raised on the warm jade bed in General Pinghai's mansion, he will probably wake up in another hundred or eighty days."

Tang Di smiled, and said, "It's hard for this child."

"Well, it's not bitter or bitter, he's offering delicious food and drink at my place, as long as he's free to let me see my precious fishes, he can do whatever else he wants, the little days are beautiful."

Tang Di curled his lips when he heard his bragging, and asked: "Young days are so beautiful, why did you come here?"

Xiong Hongwu smiled, and said with a shy face: "Isn't this the heat in Qingzhou? You know me too. I'm not afraid of the cold, but I'm particularly afraid of the heat. I thought that you are surrounded by the sea, so it must be cool. I'll give it to An Jue, I came here to hide from my laziness."

"Okay, I won't charge you for board and lodging, but I have to trouble you to clean up the ashes from Liu's alchemy room."

Xiong Hongwu twitched his mouth, and said in disgust: "I knew you had to order me to do something."

Tang Di stretched out his hand and pointed, and Xiong Hongwu resignedly poured him a cup of tea and handed it to him.

He didn't treat Xiong Hongwu badly at dinner. Tang Di specially asked Wei Fang to go to Tianchi on the top of the mountain to catch two fish, one braised in soy sauce and one sweet and sour.

This fish is extremely delicious, and there are no spines on its body, just pick out a thick spine and you can eat it casually.After Xiong Hongwu ate it once, he couldn't forget it.It's a pity that this fish can only grow in the Tianchi water, and there is no way to attract it to Qingzhou, so Xiong Hongwu likes to find a reason to come here just to eat this fish.

Because before Tang Di and Wei Fang went out to make a fuss, it was already five years after they came out in the real world, and the mermaid tubes in Tianchi were simply overrun.Each strip was more oily and fatter, and Xiong Hongwu yelled after taking a bite: "This is the love fish of my dreams!"

Before going to sleep, Xiong Hongwu hiccuped and told Wei Fang, "Remember to remind your father to take medicine, look at this body, it's blue and purple, you don't know how distressed you are!"

Liu Shi, who was drinking tea and food at the side, almost spit out a mouthful, laughing wildly at the door.

Xiong Hongwu was puzzled by Liu Bei's smile, and his face was inexplicable.

Wei Fang smiled and nodded.

Tang Di wasn't asleep when Wei Fang returned to his room. He slept too much during the day, so he wasn't sleepy yet.Wei washed his hands in the sink, took off his outer robe, climbed onto the bed, hugged Tang Di who was reading a book, put it in his arms, and asked, "Do you still feel uncomfortable?"

Tang Di was engrossed in watching, and responded casually: "It's okay, a little sour."

Wei Fang let out an oh, and his hands under the quilt started to move.

Before Tang Di could read two more lines, he hurriedly grabbed the troublemaker's hand and said reproachfully, "What are you doing!"

With innocent eyes, Wei Fang said, "I'm not giving you a massage, am I?"

Hearing what he said, Tang Di was a little ashamed and annoyed: "Is there a massager going there!"

Wei Fang changed his hand to a deeper position, bit his ear lightly and said, "Then I should touch it in another place?"

"Ah, you!" His sensitive ears were bitten, and Tang Di was completely lost in reading. He threw the book aside, turned around and said to Wei Fang face to face: "You child, last night Not all of them..." He was a little ashamed, still didn't say the word, just vaguely passed it and continued: "Why are you so intemperate! If you do this, you can go to the study to sleep!"

When Wei Fang heard this, he stuck closer to him. He grabbed Tang Di's hand and put it in a hot place, and said with a bit of aggrieved tone, "Dad, do you really have the heart to see me suffer so much?"

Tang Di was forced to hold his hot body with his hands, and said helplessly, "Then I will help you with my hands."

"Father..." Wei Fang's voice lingered in Tang Di's ear, really aggrieved and unwilling, but he still didn't dare to overlord.

Tang Di was really helpless, he was really fed up by Wei Fang, as soon as he acted like a baby with this turning voice, he immediately lost his mind.So he had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and said, "All right, but don't mess around. I haven't attended class for three days. I don't want to smash my signboard."

Wei Fang's expression brightened instantly, and he eagerly kissed Tang Di's lips.

Beautiful night.

The next day, Tang Di didn't get up as a matter of course.

This time Wei Fang told Xiong Hongwu in advance that Tang Di had something to go out, so naturally no one came to disturb Tang Di's peaceful sleep.

This sleep lasted until the afternoon again, and Tang Di was very puzzled when he woke up, he only slept at dawn, why Wei Fang seemed to be in such a good spirit as if he had taken medicine?

In the evening, they had dinner together again. After seeing Tang Di, Liu Wei pointed to his own lips and smiled mysteriously.

Tang Di didn't bother to care about such tacit matters.Seeing the movements between the two of them, Xiong Hongwu found it strange, lowered his head and asked, "What's wrong with your mouth?"

Willow coughed.

Xiong Hongwu didn't notice anything wrong, he just thought he was choking on his own saliva.He observed Tang Di's lips carefully, and finally, as if he had discovered a new world, he said loudly: "Ah, why is your mouth swollen? Was it bitten by a mosquito? In the morning, Wei Fang said that you went out to do errands, did you drill into the woods?" Forgot to bring deworming medicine?”

"Hey, tell me about you. I'll tell you what you want to order. You're such an adult, you can't think of such a little thing. You've been living in vain."

Tang Di was so uncomfortable being nagged by him, he picked up a large piece of fish and stuffed it into Xiong Hongwu's bowl: "Hurry up and eat! You won't be able to stop your mouth if you eat!"

Xiong Hongwu cut it and stuffed it into his mouth. After chewing carefully, he swallowed it: "Hey! It's really a delicacy in the world! You can't get tired of eating it!"

Liu Yan was holding back his laughter, almost bleeding internally.

In the evening Tang Di dressed up and sat at the table.When Wei Fang came back, just as he stepped in with one foot, Tang Di said calmly, "Stand in the corner!"

Wei Fang didn't know why, but he still obeyed obediently.

Tang Di picked up a feather duster on the table, walked up to Wei Fang who was punished to stand, stared into his eyes and said, "Do you feel that your energy is too strong recently?"

Wei Fang smiled at the corner of his mouth, looked at him and shook his head, and said, "I think it's normal! There's nothing wrong with it, and I can even run three more laps around Jiji Mountain now."

Tang Di looked at him fixedly, and said, "Be serious, don't make me laugh!"

Wei Fang immediately straightened his waist, imitating Yan Feiluan's army, gave Tang Di a military salute, and said loudly: "Yes, my lord!"

Suddenly Tang Di was so angry that he hit him.Wei Fang smiled, and directly picked up Tang Di, put him on the bed and kissed him.Tang Di was panting and hiding, while pushing him: "Get up, if you don't explain this to me today, you will go to sleep in the study!"

Wei Fang heard it, and it was even more impossible to let him go, so he directly stuffed Tang Di's question into his mouth, and his voice changed after a while, leaving only the sound of heavy breathing.

As for the feather duster in Tang Di's hand, he didn't know which Java country he kicked while rolling.

The third day... On the third day Tang Di simply didn't show up.Xiong Hongwu went to his room to find no one, so he went to Wei Fang, only to find that there was no one in the school today at Xiumu.

He went to find Liu Chen again, and asked Liu Chen mysteriously, "Do these two brats have any objections to me?"

Liu Fu fiddled with the medicinal materials in his hand without looking sideways, and asked casually, "How do you say?"

"Otherwise, why does Tang Di keep disappearing every day? Did he find me annoying because I was here, so he hid?"

Liu Yan choked his saliva directly into his throat, coughed violently, and quickly clarified for Tang Di while coughing: "Absolutely not, I swear by his personality, they don't have any opinions. It's just that I am developing a new drug recently. , let them help me, so they have more things to do, and they can't always see people."

Only then did Xiong Hongwu feel relieved: "Oh, I'm relieved! No wonder Tang Di is always injured these days. I guess it was when you went to collect the medicine!"

Liu Chuan nodded again and again, happily carrying the big black pot on his back: "Yes, yes, some medicines grow in relatively steep places, and I can't do without people, so I have to ask him."

"Okay," Xiong Hongwu clapped his hands, rolled up his sleeves and asked, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

Liu Chuan said: "It's gone, it's gone, you can go straight to what you should do. I've already finished my work, and I have to do the last step myself!"

Xiong Hongwu put down his arms in resentment, snorted, and went out to catch some fish on the Tianchi Lake on the top of the mountain to roast for dinner at night.

Looking at his receding back, Liu Wei thought to himself, I don't know what kind of medicine the two of them made for me, but I only know that I need to help Tang Di practice some medicines for nourishing the kidneys and strengthening the foundation...

【End of the show】