I'm struck by lightning and you may die

No one could hear Liu Bei's silent roar in his heart. The two parties involved, the two onlookers, and the one provoking trouble were all a bit embarrassed by this magical twist.

"How did it turn from a talk scene to a confession meeting?" Xiong Hongwu muttered in a low voice, obviously confused.

The calmest one is An Jue, this guy has always been a faithful implementer of the credo of "None of my shit", "None of your shit", and "Don't beat me up".

Seeing that the atmosphere was in an embarrassing situation at this time, the kind-hearted Liu Zhi rushed out the guests directly to make a rescue: "Oh, hurry up, hurry up, I won't be able to catch up with the Burning Sea Realm in a while. Let me tell you, if you make any mistakes when you get there I don't care, I can only round up this thing, it can't be accurate to a minute or a second, if you are unlucky and there is any force majeure obstacle, don't blame me!"

Jing Chuhu turned around, looked at Liu Shi indifferently, and nodded.

Liu Ai transformed into a magic weapon like a wine glass in his palm, which was only the size of an adult's thumb.There are intricate patterns carved around the cup, full of mysterious meaning.Liu A stroked lightly on his finger, and a drop of red-golden blood flowed out from the wound.Willow carefully dripped the blood into the Sea of ​​Burning Realm, and the thumb-sized cup suddenly floated up, and then floated to the sky above everyone's heads, and the volume exploded after a while.

A layer of shadow hit everyone's heads, like a black cloud, giving people a strong sense of oppression.Everyone felt as if the air in the space in front of them had been sucked away, and they couldn't breathe even if they tried hard, and a sense of suffocation came over them.

"Huh? No, wait a minute." The only person who can move freely here is Liu Ai. He snapped his fingers, and the big wine glass, which was so big that it could kill everyone at once, stopped expanding in an instant.

Jingchu Lake was already ready to start. Hearing the words, he hesitated and asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

Liu Wei pouted and said, "You haven't told us how to get out yet?"

Jing Chuhu suddenly realized, smiled and said: "Don't worry, as long as I'm not in this time and space, this secret realm is unowned. It will dissipate by itself in a short time."

"I still have some extraneous things in my dormitory, which I got by accident over the years. It can be regarded as an apology for trapping you here and a thank you for helping me."

"By the way, little friend An Jue, I have what you need, you can go get it directly. When everything is fine, cherish the person in front of you."

An Jue nodded, and said two words: "Together."

Jingchu Lake waved to everyone as a farewell, and I am afraid that we will never see each other again in this life.

But Xiong Hongwu comforted himself: he has been suffering and being separated all his life, and he never revealed his deepest malice towards the world until the end, but it was just a few words to vent his anger.

To be able to force such a gentle person to be so full of hostility, I don't know if it's bad luck or the world's tricks.The only luck is that after countless years of waiting and suffering, making countless mistakes and taking countless detours, I finally found the intersection to welcome the new students.

Good luck to him.

Liu Wei changed the seal formula in his hand again, and the huge wine glass began to expand again, and finally stopped at a terrifying scale. Suddenly, a thunderbolt appeared in the sky, and it smashed viciously on the The center of the wine glass.

Immediately, a crack appeared in the center of the wine glass, gradually expanded, and finally fixed into the shape of a door.Through the hole, everyone can see the appearance behind the door: the red lotus karma is everywhere in the sky, and you can feel the scorching breath that wants to roast people into jerky instantly from a long distance away. His complexion changed.

With such a fierce fire, can Jingchu Lake come out alive?

They all had the urge to dissuade them, but they saw Jing Chuhu stepping into the door happily.

That face was full of hope and expectation, as if what was in front of him was not hell, but heaven.

All the words that came to his lips were swallowed back. People who have already made a decision are generally not swayed by external factors, not to mention that Jingchu Lake has been entangled in this world for so long, and it is nothing more than this. A rebirth of fire.

Tongues of flame rolled around his feet, but he didn't seem to feel the scorching heat, and strode forward until he disappeared at the end of the sea of ​​flames.

It took Xiong Hongwu a long time to come back to his senses, and he said blankly, "Is this the end?"

"Yeah, otherwise, what else do you want to do?" Liu Wei obviously exhausted a lot of energy to open the Burning Sea Realm, and some sweat broke out on his forehead, and he was a little breathless when speaking at this moment.

"Then when will this thing be ready for you? It looks like it's about to fall at any moment, it's scary, if it's useless, put it away quickly?" Xiong Hongwu walked out of the shadow while talking, he was really afraid that this thing would be careless Falling from mid-air, it would be too funny if it killed someone.

Liu Yan rolled his eyes, and said speechlessly: "Then you wait, you have to wait for Jingchu Lake... Oh, no, he should be called Gu Yanchen. It doesn't matter what he is called, anyway, he has to go It can only be closed and retracted after finishing this section of the road, otherwise it will be locked in by others!"

Xiong Hongwu pursed his lips, and his whole body was a little listless.The end was caught off guard, and I was fed too much stimulating dog blood. There was nothing left in this cold, really empty, lonely and cold.

......

Wei Fang carefully looked at the expressionless Tang Di, feeling very uneasy.After the enthusiasm in his blood subsided, he also probably understood that the [-]% that Tang Di said just now was probably rushed to that point, and it might not be true.

Now he is extremely worried that his father will regret it when he recovers.This possibility accounts for more than [-]%, but Wei Fang has already expressed his feelings, and he will never take them back.

The possessiveness in the dragon's bones determines that he will never allow him to let go easily, and it is absolutely impossible to return to the distance of being a father, a loving father and a filial son!

Tang Di didn't say anything, and just stared at Weifang. If there was any substance in that gaze, Wei Fang felt that he was about to be stared into two holes by his gaze.

The two spoke at the same time——

Wei Fang: "I..."

Tang Di: "I..."

I was startled again——

Wei Fang: "You..."

Tang Di: "You..."

Wow, really, these two are so nasty!Xiong Hongwu, who secretly hid aside to watch the excitement, complained in his heart.

Tang Di said, "Let's talk first."

Wei Fang took a deep breath and said slowly: "I know you must have been impulsive when you said that just now, but I am serious. Since you have promised, I will not let you go. I will not allow you to have any thoughts. I don't accept the idea of ​​returning to the position of father and son. I know that I still have a lot to grow, but I hope you can give me a chance, give me a chance to prove that I will be a good Taoist partner."

"I liked you the first time I saw you. I didn't care how much I liked before, and I didn't want to get to the bottom of it. It's meaningless. But now I've confirmed that I really want to possess you, which is what a normal man would do to his partner. Possessive."

"You don't have to think that I am frivolous and ridiculous, as long as you are a human being, you will always have such a thing."

"So many people around me have testified, and I have given up the greatest courage in my life to tell you this."

"I like you, I love you, and I want to be with you."

"I want to go through the great rivers and mountains of the Kyushu continent with you, walk hand in hand, travel through every piece of land, and pass through every valley."

"I will buy you the most delicious pine nut candy in the world, and make you your favorite sweet cake. I will accompany you when you cross the catastrophe, I will accompany you when you ascend, and I will accompany you when you reincarnate."

"I think you can like me too, even if only a little bit."

......

There was silence around, Tang Di didn't say anything for a long time after listening to this passage, and when Wei Fang's cold heart felt cramped, Tang Di finally spoke: "I won't..."

Xiong Hongwu, whose feet were numb from squatting not far away, was forced to hold back the breath he had just let out.Emma, ​​can you two do it?If you want to do it, do it, hurry up!My feet are numb from squatting, you two haven't finished grinding!

Suddenly, he felt that there seemed to be something beside him. He tilted his head and saw that Liu Chen and An Jue had come over at some point, and they were also squatting beside him, a group of standard melon-eating people.

Xiong Hongwu: "..."

Fuck, don't squat with me when you come to eat melons!When three people are together, do you think the two of you are blind?It's so obvious!

And besides, you, you, Liu, aren't you the real father of that little brat?You don't care about your son?

Liu Bei received Xiong Hongwu's signal and shrugged, saying that he couldn't control it.

ah?in spite of?Then you, you, An Jue, don't you like the excitement the least?Why are you here for a while now?

An Jue refused to accept someone's noisy signal, and fully demonstrated her excellent attitude of "I don't know if I'm not here, don't bother me to eat melons".

No one paid any attention to him, so Xiong Hongwu had to change a weight-bearing leg resentfully.

——I can’t help it, that posture is wrong, it’s numb, and now it’s like a hundred needles are pricking him.

It's not easy to eat fresh melon.Xiong Hongwu thought bitterly.

......

"You don't know what?" Wei Fang's tone was very eager, and there was a little disappointment hidden.

Sure enough?But it's okay, I won't let it go...

"I will not be someone else's Taoist partner, no one taught me, and I never thought of falling in love or starting a family like other real humans. No one taught me, and I don't know what it is to love someone Feeling. Maybe later on...but I don't quite get it right now."

Tang Di's words were confusing but gradually ignited the hope in Wei Xin's heart: "If you want, you can teach me slowly, but I may not be able to learn. And in case... no matter what , you will always be my important family."

Tang Di is not the kind of person who likes to go back on what he says. Even if what he has said is impulsive, since he has said it, there is absolutely no reason to change it at will.

So he didn't mean to regret it.

But let him change from a hard-working kindergarten teacher to a lover who is like a chasm, he is really at a loss.

He has lived on Jixi Mountain since he was a child, and he and Liu are alone.He is used to the lifestyle of going to sleep alone, waking up alone, eating alone, and going to class alone.Normally, he only felt that the whole mountain became more popular when he was giving lessons to the students, but this didn't change his life much.

His life was reset, subverted, and messed up only after Ji Xishan came out with Wei Fang, the meat dumpling, but he felt that it was not bad.

He enjoys the time spent with Wei Fang, whether it is teaching him or scolding him, it is a time worth cherishing.

Originally, he thought that the title of teacher and student was enough for the two of them, but a certain little black egg resolutely and stubbornly turned this relationship around.

He was willing to spoil the little black egg, so he didn't refuse the title firmly enough.

He gave him a name, took his name, taught him to read and write, and answered questions.I thought this was the deepest intersection between them, but I never expected that this little black egg would turn the intersection into a union.

Do you resist?

Not resisting?

Are you happy?

Not too happy.

For Tang Di, it was just changing the name of companionship.

But Wei Fang said: "I think you can like me too, even if only a little bit."

This is very difficult for Tang Di, he can understand, but he doesn't understand the feeling of liking.When he had nothing to do, he saw that the rumors circulating in the human world said that when he saw someone he liked, he couldn't help but have a faster heartbeat and shortness of breath.When things happen, you will be uneasy, and you will pay special attention to the feelings of the other party.

He has none of these.

So Tang Di was really at a loss.

Tang Di was afraid that he might not understand what he meant, so he stammered anxiously: "I don't mean to repent, but...but, but you have to teach me."

Tang Di remembered that his face was flushed and he was extremely embarrassed, but Wei Fang felt that he was favored by God, and the best luck in the world fell on his head.He hugged Tang Di happily, no longer hesitated, and kissed the two lips that Xiao had thought about for a long time.

Wei Fang originally thought that Tang Di would find many reasons, for example, he was too young to understand human love; or he just wanted to be alone and did not consider finding a Taoist partner; or he only wanted them to be the purest father and son or master and apprentice relation.

But I didn't expect that Tang Di hesitated for a long time and said this!

What's the matter, everyone grows in love and becomes mature in love.They can work together to study the matter of falling in love and learn how to manage a relationship together.

Tang Di didn't expect Wei Fang to launch a surprise attack at all, he was stunned, his eyes were wide open, and his face was blank.Originally, he was vaguely awkward and resistant to such things as father and son becoming lovers, but this kiss...

Surprisingly, he didn't hate it.

After staying in this secret realm for so long, Wei Fang's height was almost a head taller than Tang Di, and holding him in his arms at this time was surprisingly harmonious.

Damn...this progress is too fast!Xiong Hongwu murmured.

Although Xiong Hongwu's voice is very low, everyone is a practitioner, and they are all clear-eyed, who doesn't know who!

It's just that Tang Di and Wei Fang wanted to clarify this matter just now, so they pretended that these people didn't exist. Now it's better to act out the content of the script.

Tang Di's shame suddenly woke up, and his face flushed red.He pushed Wei Fang, wanting him to calm down a bit.But unexpectedly, Wei Fang hugged him even tighter, wishing to rub his whole body into his arms.

Wei Fang was like a ferocious wolf dog, kissing fiercely, giving Tang Di the illusion that he was going to be swallowed at any time, and Tang Di was a little afraid of being kissed by him.After feeling Tang Di's slight resistance, Wei Fang let go of Tang Di a little, and gently licked his upper teeth with his tongue, which made Tang Di tremble, and let out a soft moan without paying attention.

Tang Di couldn't stand anymore, and pushed Wei Fang away with all his strength.His face was flushed, he was dressed roughly, and there was still a suspicious crystal liquid at the corner of his mouth, which gave Wei Fang another impulse to continue kissing him.

Wei Fang's breath was not stable, he asked: "Do you hate me kissing you?"

Tang Di closed his eyes and calmed down his breath.

To be honest, I don't hate it at all, and I even like it faintly.This is the first time he felt the intimate contact between people, but thinking about it again, if another person treats him like this, he must take off this person's head and kick it like a ball.

In other words, this kind of thing can only be disliked when you do it with Wei Fang. If you don't dislike it, then you like it.

Thinking of this, Tang Di nodded.

Wei Fang is like a child who is accustomed to living a hard life and is suddenly told that he has obtained the most precious treasure house in the world.This kind of ecstasy cannot be easily described in words.

Seeing that the two of them had basically settled down, Xiong Hongwu didn't hold on anymore.

He squatted down and sat directly on the ground panting.Mom sells batches, Lao Tzu's feet have been numb for three rounds, these two people can get it done, it is really too much effort.

How can these two men be more awkward together than the little girl!

Xiong Hongwu, who felt deeply that he didn't understand the heart of gay people, gave up thinking directly and spread himself into a big bear cake.

Wei Fang and Tang Di came back to their senses, seeing these three people staggered and slumped on the ground, a little speechless.

Why are these one and two gossiping like this? Were they born under the care of eight wives in the previous life?

Putting his hands on the ground, Liu Wei raised his head and teased them, "I thought you guys were going to stage a full-on love action scene here! It turned out that it's not very good at this point!"

Wei Fang hugged Tang Di in his arms, curled his lips and said, "Even if you act, it's not for you to watch!"

Originally, Tang Di felt ashamed, but Wei Fang was so proud of this love scene that he didn't even have a doorman, Tang Di was so angry that he gave him a hard look.

Wei Fang naturally received his warning, he touched his nose and coughed uncomfortably.

Tang Di had no idea how attractive his appearance was.

Originally, Tang Di had a delicate and soft baby face, and his round eyes were especially cute when he blinked.At this time, the two of them had just kissed. Tang Di couldn't breathe for the first time in this situation. The face is simply the killer in the world.

The more Wei Fang looked at it, the more uncomfortable he became. When he thought that there were three people watching the fun, he felt even more uncomfortable, so he turned sideways without leaving any traces, blocking most of Tang Di's figure.

Tang Di didn't understand why, but he just thought why this person always took his eyes, so he pushed Wei Fang aside.

So Wei Xin felt even more upset.

"Oh!" All the people present were men, who didn't understand what was going on!So the two wretched old men started booing, and the other, who was more serious, also had a smile in his eyes.

"Okay, okay, let's go to the bedroom in Jingchu Lake to pick up things, and then go home." Tang Di coughed, and then quickly changed the subject.

Seeing his ears bursting red, Liu Bei showed kindness once in a while, and didn't continue to tease him.He was afraid that if he would make people angry and then go home and blow up his precious alchemy room, then the gain would outweigh the loss.

It just so happened that the Burning Sea Realm had almost returned to its original state, and Liu Shi beckoned, and the small and exquisite cup flew over and landed on his hand.

"walk home!"

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