I'm struck by lightning and you may die

After picking up Wei Fang from the pool, Tang Di realized that he was really worried too damn early!

The Hongling koi that he had worked so hard to raise for more than 30 years were all turned white by the electricity floating on the water!Seeing that this autumn, it can be used to earn money for him in the wishing pools at the entrances of major scenic spots in mainland Kyushu!Just... just hang up like this? !

Tang Di is going crazy!

Wei Fang quietly moved a little distance away from him and hid beside him, circling around nervously, for fear that Tang Di would throw him into the pool next door to rinse the meatballs if he couldn't think about it.

Tang Di stood on the spot and took twenty deep breaths, and silently recited "Don't be angry, it's not his fault" ten times before suppressing the urge to slice Wei Fang into pieces.Tang Di sent a voice transmission to Liu Bei, asking him to clean up the mess, and take his mobile power bank to stay away from this place that caused him so much grief.

The washed Wei Fang is not as hard to bear to look at as before. He has changed from a dark meatball to a pink and tender meatball. I don't know from which angle to look at it. Tang Di actually thinks that this meatball There is even a little weird cuteness, he thinks maybe his eyes are going to go blind.

Pity the hearts of parents all over the world. The two things that every parent cares about most are the education of their children and the physical and mental health of their children.

The physical and mental health of minors must be taken care of in every detail of life. There is no need to be anxious. What makes Tang Di more troublesome is another thing: Wei Fang does not have any exercises that he can use to practice!

As a thousand-year-old tree spirit who has taught peaches and plums all over the world for many years, such a good seedling can't be taught, it is just a teacher!

Perhaps because of being struck by lightning seven times, Wei Fang's lightning-type roots had an overwhelming advantage over wood-type roots.And because these two old tree spirits are all practicing wood in Zhixi Mountain, when they select their disciples, they also choose the talented disciples in the wood department, so the entire Jianxi Mountain has a basic exercise for Wei Fang to practice. nothing!It's very sad!Furthermore, Wei Fang's thunder attribute jumps out of the five elements, which is very rare, and it is really difficult to find a good book of exercises for him.After Tang Di realized this problem, his worried hair turned two gray.

Liu Yan corrected the paper and laughed, "Thinking so much right now is nothing to worry about. I don't think you need to worry about gray hair. Anyway, your hair is black and thick. Having these two strands is just an embellishment."

"Well, the current students are really not as good as the previous class." After a long time, Tang Di took a vermilion pen, frowned, and read the answers on the final exam paper of the last graduate , Scribbled and smeared, "There are 49 students in this year's Wood Department, only 38 can go down the mountain to graduate, and 11 have to retake it. Unlike the first few students, none of them retakes."

Liu Wei smiled slightly, "I'm sorry, all the students below can go down the mountain to become teachers."

Unconvinced, Tang Di picked up a vermilion pen and dipped it in red ink as if to throw it away. Liu Wei hurriedly covered his sleeves to cover his face, but he couldn't hide the smug look in his eyes, and said in a serious manner: "Why don't you say that you have many classes in this class?" Boring, last time I was so bored that I sat behind the door and listened to a class, and fell asleep in a daze. Now the little dolls, if you don’t give them some fun and patronize the dry teaching, they can’t sit on the bench. Do you understand, my friend?"

Tang Di curled his lips, looking too lazy to talk to you, but Liu Chen's words still distracted him.

"Don't look so sad every day." Liu Wei moved over and tapped the top of Tang Di's head lightly with a folding fan, and said in his mouth, "Look at this cute baby face, you can become a little old man when you frown. What if You're really a little old man, let's see how you can beg for a wife."

With a look of disgust, Tang Di pushed away the broken fan specially used for Liu Yu's teasing, and turned his face away to continue grading the test papers.

According to the preliminary test conducted at the beginning of the school year, Tang Di decided to implement the reform of the education system in the new school year. All new students will be given compulsory education. They will first receive three years of basic courses and then choose a major according to their strengths. The school has changed from a professional course in the department to a public compulsory course. When Liu Bi approached him for an argument, he said eloquently: "The new students can't meet my requirements. This is the failure of your recruitment work! In order to save this kind of Failure, I can only do this! I don’t even know the most basic vegetation, how can I practice under my sect, how can I practice alchemy under your sect, how…”

Liu Bei was so disturbed by him that he had no choice but to let him go.

The newcomers are obedient, and there is nothing they can do if they are disobedient. The education here is completely closed, and there is no place to sue them if they want to.

The unlucky little radishheads found that in the past half month, the left cheek of Mr. Tang, who always likes to be stern in lectures, has swollen a big circle. When they watched them do their homework, they stopped eating melon seeds and drinking tea. The handsome Mr. Liu laughed at his swollen face like a toad, and Mr. Tang ignored him.

The little carrot heads moved their heads together and chatted for a while, thinking that something big must have happened to Master Tang recently, and someone might be in trouble.Tang Di went to the latrine and came back and found that the learning efficiency of these little radish heads was obviously much better than before. He was puzzled, and suddenly felt that his cheeks hurt even more.

Liu Chen came over and stuffed him with a few pills, his face was wrinkled in pain, and he didn't forget to scold him: "Why did you get on such a big fire, the days are still long, Wei Fang hasn't changed his form yet. After a month, he doesn’t understand anything, so why worry! You said that his eyes, nose and mouth don’t know where he is, even if you brought him the exercises, how would he learn! Or you Worrying about the eleven disciples who need to re-repair? Isn’t it a year late to go down the mountain?

Tang Di was given a mouthful of pills by him, and when he bit them wrongly, he grinned in pain. "I'm making trouble about Xinweifang."

"Oh, it's easy to handle. In a few days, when the summer is off, you can go to various states, and you might be able to find a suitable exercise. If it doesn't work, let's send Weifang to Qiangang Island in Xuzhou, Fuhong With so many pavilion exercises, are you afraid that he has no exercises to learn?" Liu Yu tried hard to persuade him for a long time, only to see that Tang Di's face looked better, but only a little, and Tang Di just waved and beat him when he wanted to say something. It was broken, he made a stop gesture, and said with a broken face: "Brother Jiji, Wei Fang is still a child! It took only 500 years for Jixi Mountain to produce such a flower bone, and you are so cruel and ruthless?"

Tang Di looked sick: "Didn't I want him to win at the starting line of life!"

Liu Bing felt that he had completely fallen into the misunderstanding of education, put his arm around his neck and put it close to his ear, and said, "He hasn't even drawn the starting line yet, where do you let him run? Look at him like that." , It’s not easy to walk, why run! Children should liberate their nature and go through the preschool stage happily. Don’t always think about fertilizing him and then fertilizing him. If you fertilize too much, you will burn the seedlings. Do not you know!"

Tang Di pushed away the big face next to his ear, and said with a cold expression: "I can't say no to you, I don't care, you can take care of this kid!" After speaking, he turned around and left, Liu Wei looked at his back, helplessly With a smile, he knocked on his fan and glanced at the little radish heads in the room who were too timid to show up, and waved them away from class.