I'm struck by lightning and you may die

Tang Di squatted at the door, nibbling melon seeds, staring expressionlessly at the southern snake vine on the roof of his house, silent, and regretted beyond measure.

It's been three months since he moved the southern snake vine back from the burnt garden, and it's been a rather uneventful three months.Zhixi Mountain, which has never been mild and rainy, and never thundered, has been struck by lightning six times in these three uneasy three months. Six of the seven old locust trees in front of his gate have been chopped to death. My heart aches. His face was twitching, and he was about to suffer from angina!

This Southern Snake Vine may have developed a lot of spiritual wisdom, so I can't even throw it away!The six old locust trees were all entangled by it before they lost their seedlings. When one was struck dead by lightning, they were replaced by another one and then entangled. Tang Di seemed to be able to hear the souls of the six locust trees wailing.

Seeing the thunderclouds gathering and the lightning churning in the sky, Tang Di calculated with his fingers how much it would cost to repair the roof if it was struck by lightning, and at the same time lit a piece of wax for the last old locust tree.

He got up and patted the non-existent dust on his buttocks. Just entering the house, the big raindrops were crackling down, and the strong wind swept over the dark clouds and lightning. Tang Di, who was originally Tang Dishu, was naturally afraid of this big Natural power, so he was going to get under the covers and cover his head so that his trembling would not be so obvious.

The dark night sky suddenly lit up, scaring Tang Di to quickly cover his ears, but it didn't seem to be of any use. A thunderbolt seemed to explode in his ears, shaking him so much that his soul was about to go out of his body.He stretched out a hand to feel under the pillow, took out a small bag, took out a handful of melon seeds from the bag, and secretly hid in the quilt to eat the melon seeds.

While nibbling, he thought, if his roof hadn't been smashed this time, he would have to pick up this rotten southern snake vine and throw it out of Zhixi Mountain!

With the cracking sound of the melon seed shells being accompanied by this rainy night, Tang Di felt that he might get used to the thunder and thunder, and he would be fearless even if his ears were deaf.

Later, Tang Di thought about it, and felt that eating too many melon seeds would easily lead to brain damage.He didn't know what kind of evil he had fallen into, but suddenly he was filled with blood and courage and made him walk to the window.Tang Di opened the window and looked up at this extremely tenacious southern snake vine, and had to be convinced to give it a thumbs up.

The rain has become lighter, and most of the dark clouds have dispersed. It seems that the thunderstorm is almost coming to an end.There was a faint moonlight in the night sky, and Tang Di let out a long sigh of relief. Bad weather always makes people feel depressed.

Unexpectedly, just as he relaxed and turned around to prepare for a good night's sleep, there was a bang, and the biggest thunder slammed on his roof!

Tang Di closed his eyes and his last thought was: the next time you repair a roof, you can't be cheap and worry about lightning rods!

Liu Bei was quarreled by Lei last night and didn't sleep well all night. She dangled with her fan and was going to complain to Tang Di, only to find that Tang Di's room was left with a shelf.He hurried into the yard and found Tang Di lying unconscious on the ground, with a black meatball on his chest, the size of a cabbage, no arms, no legs, no nose, no eyes, really Ugly!Liu Wei frowned and stretched out his feet to pull the black meatball aside, squatting down to check Tang Di's condition.

Jixi Mountain is a good place with good Fengshui, and the humanoid spirits cultivated here naturally look good.Of course, they are the only ghosts who have cultivated human form for so many years.According to the universal aesthetics of people in the Kyushu mainland, these two old goblins are extremely beautiful characters.

In the words of the previous female disciples, Liu Bi is beautiful in appearance, never leaves his hand with a folding fan, draped in a green robe, black hair like ink, with a little cinnabar between his eyebrows, he is romantic and suave.

When Tang Di heard this description, he shook his head in disdain. It can be summed up in four words: a beast in clothes.

And Tang Di's appearance can always inspire the maternal love of all the female disciples. Every time he goes down the mountain, he can always get a lot of fans of middle-aged and elderly women. In Liu Bei's stomach, his face was swollen with anger, and a large number of people covered their mouths and snickered and said it was cute.

What can he do?He is also very desperate!

Tang Di was woken up by the bitter taste in his mouth, and he didn't know what kind of things Liu Wei had fed him. Tang Di was made to greet Liu Wei and his family because of the bitter taste in his mouth.

"Hey, big brother, are you finally willing to wake up?" Liu Wei lifted up his robe and sat down on Tang Di's bed in a relaxed manner, beating his palms with the fan in his hand, with a foolish look, the corners of his mouth There is still a smile.

Tang Di was so dazed that he was still not fully awake, his face was wrinkled and he could hardly see his facial features clearly. "Bring me a glass of water, why is my mouth so bitter?"

Liu Yan had expected him to cry, so he mixed a cup of honey water and waited for him. Seeing that his brows were relaxed, he said with a teasing smile, "Jian, do you know how long you slept?"

Tang Di didn't bother to argue with him, so he replied casually: "Five hours, seven hours, nine hours, as many hours as you like, my head hurts like hell."

"It won't hurt to death, it will only hurt for a while. The southern snake vine in your yard took shape five days ago. I think the fruit it produced is very good, so I begged a few from it and fed you one. I will refine the rest into elixir, and it will definitely be worth a lot of money." Liu Wei spread out his fan, caressing the surface of the fan, looking leisurely and leisurely, but what he said seriously shocked Tang Di.

"Transformation? No wonder my yard was hit by such a heavy thunder. Five days? I slept for five days?" Tang Di rubbed his neck, and he felt his neck was stiff. "What about the small southern snake vine? Quickly bring it to me to have a look, at least I have dedicated seven old pagoda trees!"

Hearing this, Liu Chu curled his lips, retracted his fan, and pointed outside. "You little southern snake vine is terrible. You have been struck by lightning seven times, and you have not yet transformed into a human form. You are so ugly that you can't see it. On the contrary, the ability to strike people with lightning is innate, and no one dares to touch it. , Whoever touches it will be electrocuted. Fortunately, I am a thousand-year-old Fraxinus mandshurica tree, and my way of life is deeper, otherwise you will have to go to the Department of Reincarnation to find me for tea."

"When I went to look for you, I didn't know if you were stunned. That little guy was still pressing on your chest. If you didn't lose your life in a daze, it's your luck, and it's my virtue."

Tang Di was upset when he heard him chirping, and interrupted him with a wave of his hand: "I was not stunned by it, but I was stunned by the last thunder when it transformed. Where is it? I'll go and see look at it."

It took 500 years for Zhixi Mountain to take shape again. Although the process was a bit tricky and arduous, it still couldn't stop Tang Di from a sense of novelty in his heart, and suddenly felt a sense of relief that there are successors.However, the novelty and relief lasted too short, and before he took it out to savor the aftertaste, he was driven away by the little thing without a trace.

"...What's this?" Tang Di stared at the black meatball for a long time before holding back a word.

The meatballs bounced back and forth around Tang Di, and looked very elastic, but they were so unbearable to look at.

The corners of Liu Wei's mouth curled into a half-smile, and he looked like he was enjoying the show, "That's the little guy I was talking about! The little guy who ruined your yard is really scary!"

"My yard...my house..."

Willow smiled slightly.

"Congratulations, Brother Jian, you are poor and white again."

Tang Di took the black meat ball and stayed in Liu's wing.

——No way, it takes time and money to rebuild a house.But he was hacked and nothing was left.

In Liu's words, this little thing likes to generate electricity with love.The more you like someone, the more you will go to him, and you will be shocked as soon as you get together. It is really hard to love, and you can only waste the enthusiasm of the little guy.

But Tang Di was the exception. One afternoon when Tang Di was leading the group of young radish heads to class, he accidentally tripped over a rock on the ground, and the little meatballs followed behind the team not far or near. , realizing that Tang Di was going to throw a dog to eat shit, he rushed over quickly and neatly to be a meat pad.

Then...Tang Di became the exclusive nanny of Meatball.

Tang Di stretched out his finger and poked the meatball bouncing back and forth in front of him, but he couldn't figure out how he could perceive the external situation.What's more, the most amazing thing is that it doesn't even have legs, but it can still be so fast!

After hearing the news, Liu Zhu rushed over and said with a smile: "Don't be puzzled. If you are wondering, you can't figure out why. In my opinion, it may be that God has pityed you for being single for too long, and sent such a little thing that has a destiny with you." To relieve your boredom."

Tang Di sneered, "If you really feel sorry for me, I should also give me a beautiful woman, not a black briquette that looks ugly and dark and can shock people at any time."

Hei Liqiu realized that he was rejected, pretended to be pitiful, and kept hugging Tang Di, begging for comfort and a hug.

Liu Chen was choked up by this weird scene, raised his hand to wipe the goosebumps on his arms, and gave him a self-seeking look to teach the little carrot heads.

Tang Di stared at the little black briquettes and studied for a few sticks of incense, and felt that the little black briquettes might not be so black. He hooked his fingers and led him to the Tianchi on the top of the mountain. It goes east and never west, bouncing and bouncing behind Tang Di's buttocks.

Jixi Mountain is a mountain with an unusual shape. From the south, the mountain is gentle, with lush vegetation, green trees and green vines, and the mountainside is even flatter. It is very suitable for building houses. Turn around and run to the north. Looking from the slope, the mountain seems to have been cut off entirely, and it is bare, with no branches visible.The top of the mountain that goes straight into the clouds is like a pot of mandarin ducks, and the water in the Tianchi Lake is red on one side and white on the other, with a clear distinction between Wei and Wei.

Tang Dihe brought the small black briquettes to the white side of the pool, while the red side was rippling with steam rising, and the red fire aura was endless, but it stopped abruptly in the middle of the lake, intertwined with the clouds in the sky Unceasingly, faint pink.The water on the white side of the pool was more honest than that on the red side, and there was no gorgeous scene. He walked to the side of the pool and picked a flat place, and kicked the small black coal ball into the water.

The little black briquette was suddenly frightened and yelled loudly and jumped in the water. Tang Di felt funny when he saw it, but his face was expressionless, "Don't make noise, little thing! The water is so shallow that you can't drown!"

The little black coal ball ignored him, and continued to shoot water splashes like crazy, very good at acting!

Tang Di couldn't enjoy his scene, so he threw a pebble in his hand and said casually, "How about giving you a name?"

Hearing this, the little black coal ball immediately stopped thumping, and hummed happily twice.

Naming is a very technical act. They only added new members after 500 years of Zhixishan, so they can't just give a nonsensical name and fall into the name of Zhixishan. He even went to check " "Kyushu Vegetables and Trees" thinks of a good name that is refreshing when you hear it, in order to achieve a deafening effect.

"I had a discussion with Liu Bei yesterday, and I felt that calling you a little black briquette all the time seemed disrespectful, um...Although you are not considered a human being now, since you have already transformed...Although it is a failure ...There should be someone who can be called out and used in the world, so that you have lived up to the kindness that the world has shown you." Tang Di threw the small stone in his hand on the head of the little black coal ball, and he mischievously He pushed the stone back, but Tang Di didn't pick it up. He stretched out his hand and pressed the little black coal ball into the water for a while to scrub. His hand movements were gentle, and the little black coal ball hummed comfortably and turned over to signal him to change sides. Now, Tang Di is as good as he is, and he didn't stop talking: "Little black coal ball, from now on, how about I call you 'Wei Fang'?"

"Your body is a vine of the Euonymus family, so I simplified the complexity and customized your surname as 'Wei'. Thinking about your situation before your transformation, I always feel that the few old locust trees entangled by you are really pitiful , so I named it as 'Put' for you. Eh... You haven't been black after a good wash. Your current form is only temporary, so don't worry about it. When the time comes, you will eventually transform into a human form. I named you after the word 'Fang', I hope you can get what you want without being too demanding in everything in the future, know how to relax and retract freely, I don't ask you much, I only hope that you are worthy of the world, worthy of you Sincerely, if you are open-minded in everything, you will not be in vain to come to this world."

He doesn't know how much Tang Di understands when he babbles about Wei Fang, and he can't be expected to understand the sincerity and sincerity of what he said.But new things are always inexplicably entrusted with a lot of heavy expectations, although the years are often not as quiet as people expect, and everything never conforms to people's will until they grow old.

Tang Di looked at Wei Fang's real body gradually revealed in his hands, and couldn't help but feel worried. Wei Fang's system of whoever touches the electricity is born to be banned by the old world, and I'm afraid he will have to try more Many people suffer. #####I might have been struck by lightning too