HP told my dad to hit you after school

Isha had a nightmare.

She dreamed that her father was holding two babies with a smile, one in each of his left and right hands, and announced to Isha: "Isa, you have two more sisters!"

Voldemort pointed to the child on the left hand: "This one is older, named Aisha (two silly)."

He then pointed to the child on his right hand: "This one is younger, named Sansa (Three Silly)."

Trembling, Yisha stood on her tiptoes and hugged Ersha, and found that the little girl was frowning and staring at her at a young age.

"Do they have a mother..." Isa asked her father.

Voldemort hugged the shy Snape happily, and said, "Of course, Seaver has suffered a lot to have these two children!"

Someone jolted Isa's head, shaking her awake.Isa tilted her head in a daze, feeling the push of the palm on her head.

What a familiar feeling.thought Isa.Severus's hand tightened a bit.Every time he fell asleep in History of Magic class he had to push me on my head against the desk.

Why is he so gentle today.Isa opened her eyes and found a tall figure looming over her.

It's the black oilhead, Severus Snape.

Visually, it is 1.8 meters.

Isa raised her head dully and looked at the stern and kind Professor Snape in her eyes. Then she looked around blankly and found that she was in the Potions classroom, and she didn't know any of the classmates around her.

I don't know any of them! ! !

"Cheer up, Miss Weasley," said Professor Snape, with the utmost gentleness. "Turn to page 34."

Isa's eyes widened - wait, when did she become a Weasley? !

She is, what kind of dream is she having? !

She pinched herself quietly when Snape turned his head—

"What's the matter, Miss Weasley? Are you feeling unwell?" Snape frowned and looked back at Isa who was screaming in pain, "You can ask for leave to go to the hospital wing."

It's daytime, and Isa tears to find that her hair has turned red!

Her school uniform has also changed to size S!

She was changed body! ! !

"I'm not feeling well, Professor." Isa pushed forward and raised her hand, "I want to go to the medical wing."

"Go ahead," Snape said mildly.

Trembling, Yisha picked up her bag and ran out of the potions classroom, then ran all the way to the room of emergency on the eighth floor.

Mother, tender Snape is so frightening! ! ! ! !

"In 1991, Ah Kui Weasley." Isa huddled in the Slytherin dormitory transformed from the Room of Requirement, frantically flipping through the original owner's schoolbag, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, isn't this—"

Looking at the beautiful handwriting on the cover of the textbook, she broke down and read her name:

"Water Blue!!!"

Why did she wake up to find that she had turned into Shui Lan'er! ! !

Trembling, she flipped Shui Lan'er's things, and found many magical things.

"Time-Turner," she carefully picked up the thin chain of the hourglass, "how did she get it, even my father can't get it..."

"The Half-Blood Prince's textbook," she screamed softly and pulled out a tattered textbook. "Fuck, this is my dream weapon. Snape won't even lend me homework!"

"Ah, there's also a diary." Isa emptied out all the contents of her schoolbag and found a small book. "Could it be her diary—wait."

Isa had a bad premonition in her heart.

The diary in Shui Lan'er's hand.

not--

A handsome boy slowly appeared from the diary——

——"Dad!!!!" Isa yelled in a broken voice.

Tom Riddle slowly opened his eyes, looked at Isa affectionately, and called out, "Have you finally remembered me, dear Shui Lan'er?"

Yisha didn't know what to do at all: "……………………………………… Dad, you are so handsome when you are 16 years old."

"Dad?" Tom Riddle narrowed his eyes and approached Isa dangerously: "Do you want to play any new games? Role-playing?"

Isa was trembling all over: "No, no, I mean, uh, I see you like seeing my dad, that—"

Tom Riddle knows how girls reject suitors.They all said this: "I'm sorry, I just regard you as my brother..."

"You think of me as your father? Do you think so, Shui Lan'er?" Tom leaned forward, and stretched out his hand to make a bed, "You provoked me, and now simply treat me as you Dad, do you want to reject me?"

Isa was pressed on the bed by Tom Riddle, and said in a daze: "But you are really my father——"

"I'll let you know that I'm not the kind of person who can easily refuse." Tom leaned over slowly, facing Isa's lips——

"Dad!!!! My dear dad!!!! I beg you, shut up, daddy!!!!" Yisha screamed like killing a pig, twisting her body crazily Wanting to break free, "Yaoshou, my dear father wants to kiss me!!!! The German orthopedic department doesn't accept us!!!! "Ghost. Father" doesn't act like this!!!!!!"

"Shut up, woman." Tom Riddle grabbed Isa's chin, "You hate me that much?"

"I love you like I love my daddy!!!" Yisha explained inarticulately, "Dad, you are brilliant!!!!"

Tom Riddle felt that his heart, which had been frozen for many years, was broken today.

"You...you're fine." Tom Riddle covered his heart, and slowly fell back, "I thought, I finally found true love, I thought I understood love, but unexpectedly, the price of love , so painful..."

Yisha was lying on the bed with her face upside down, panting heavily, and almost vomited after hearing her father's words.

"Writing school cases really buried you, dad..." Yisha sat up with the pillow, "You should write romance novels."

Tom Riddle's figure gradually disappeared.

"I won't give up, Shui Lan'er." Tom smiled with tears in his eyes, "You are the woman I fancy, don't try to escape so easily."

"Thank you dad! Go back quickly!" Isa hurriedly stuffed the diary into her bag and pressed it down with layers of textbooks, "What kind of crazy world is this, I don't think I can live to the second set!"

"What are you doing here?" Snape frowned and looked at Isa who was scurrying around in front of the headmaster's office in front of the gargoyle. "Aren't you feeling well? Are you feeling better, Shui Laner? "

Every time she hears someone call her Shui Lan'er affectionately, Yisha automatically translates it into the transliterated "A Kui" in her heart.

"Oh, I'm much better, Professor Snape." Isa quickly thanked him, feeling terrified of this gentle Snape.

"..." Snape still frowned at her.

Isa rolled her eyes.

"Shuilaner," Snape sighed, "what's the matter, why don't you call me Uncle Snape?"

Isa slipped and almost sat on the ground.

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I want to statue quickly supported the stone statue to stand firm, and stood firm.

Fuck!Severus Snape, what are you up to?

Want me to call you uncle?

Cheap is not so accounted for!

I used to call myself "Dad" when I was in school, okay, boy!

I don't want you to alienate me, Shui Lan'er.Snape looked at the red-haired girl who reminded him of the white moonlight in his heart with complicated emotions. Her eyes were so beautiful blue, with emerald green that made him dream...

"Professor, can you open the door for me, I'm looking for the headmaster, can you stop staring at me? I washed my face this morning..." Isa hurried to the brakes before Snape's expression became even weirder.

Snape gave her a complicated look, and said the opening command: "Blowing Super Lollipop."

Isa hurried up the spiral staircase before Snape asked her what she was doing with the Headmaster.

"Oh, it's Miss Weasley, what do you want from me?" Dumbledore was obviously surprised.

"Principal! I'll give you two things, principal!" Isa hurriedly dumped the diary and crown in the schoolbag onto the long table in the principal's office, "Oh, and this textbook, Professor Snape, I'd better give it back Come on, I flipped through and found that I wrote down all the things in my notebook."

Snape and Dumbledore watched in bewilderment as Isa shoved a bunch of things into them as if her ass was on fire.

"Don't ask me where these things come from, all the explanations are in the long letter." Isa finally stuffed a letter to Dumbledore, "You better not force me to explain, I just want to go back to sleep now , back to the original normal world.”

"Azure!" Snape wanted to grab her arm in great concern, but Isa deftly rolled away on the spot - rolled on the spot! ! !

"Very well, it almost ruined her image." Isa said contentedly, scooped up a handful of sizzling bee candies on Dumbledore's table and left.

"Don't stop her, Severus, I think we can read this letter together." Dumbledore stopped Snape who wanted to chase, "I always knew that Miss Weasley knew a lot, But I didn't expect there to be so many…”

"Damn it, Shui Lan'er has saved so much money!" Yisha found the money bag in a small drawer in her dormitory, "Damn it is much more than the pocket money my father gave me! This is enough for me to eat and die It’s been my whole life! Fuck, I still have the key to Gringotts, it’s so loud, I want to escape from this place of right and wrong, I’m going to pack a bag and escape from the secret passage today, escape from Hogwarts..."

On Isa's first night of freedom, she robbed the potions cabinet in Snape's office, drank the aging potion, cast a transfiguration spell on herself, and now she looks almost the same as before, in her room at the Leaky Cauldron Tears welled up in his own eyes.

"I have nothing to worry about now." Yisha said to herself, "I still have so much money on me, why don't I just play with a lot of money."

When Shui Lan'er returned to her body, she found that she had fallen asleep on the noisy football field.

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!! The referee has blown his whistle! The game is over! Congratulations to Real Madrid for winning the UEFA Champions League!!!!!!!"

Shui Lan'er: ...? ? ? ! ! ! !

Why am I suddenly on the football field! ?

where am i ?

Why do people here speak Spanish! ?

Why am I wearing a white jersey! ?

Why did I spend all the money in my purse! ! ! ? ? ? ?

Why! ? ? ? ?

Isha was jolted awake.

"Do you still want to get full marks in History of Magic?" It was Snape who pushed her, and he had a sarcasm on his face, "I also admire you for falling asleep every time in History of Magic."

Isa stared blankly at the 1.6-meter Snape, and was so moved that she almost cried: "Come on, come on, scold me again!"

Snape: "...Are you an idiot?"

Isa ignored the classmates who were woken up by them and adjusted their positions dissatisfiedly to continue sleeping, and said to Snape with tears in her eyes: "Uncle scold me again!"

Snape: "......... You didn't accidentally get bitten by a retarded weed during the herbal medicine class, did you?"

Isa cried bitterly and said to him: "I had a nightmare just now, I dreamed that I became a Mary Sue whom everyone loves!"

Snape: "...Isn't this your dream, it's all right."

Isa: "Damn it's scary! After I fell asleep in your Potions class—"

Snape hurriedly said, "Shh - why are you so loud!"

Isa whispered: "After I fell asleep in your Potions class, you woke me up very gently, and then kindly asked me if I was not feeling well, should I go to the medical wing!"

Snape pondered: "Oh, it's quite abnormal. Usually when I meet a student who dares to sleep in my class, I will let him fly out of my potions classroom and land on his butt."

Yisha: "I also dreamed that my 16-year-old father fell in love with me and insisted on following me!"

Snape: "………… Are you going to kill yourself?"

Isa: "I was scared to death! I ran out of Hogwarts and took refuge in Spain."

Snape: "Oh, then do you want me to scold you again and comfort you, retarded?"

Isa: "...No."

Voldemort was oddly asked for a fireplace call by Isa today.

"Dad!" Isa looked very excited as her head was burning in the fireplace, "Dad!"

Voldemort: "...What are you doing, you want to see me all of a sudden, is it because you don't have enough pocket money?"

Yisha: "No, Dad, you should answer when I call you Dad."

Voldemort: "... Tell me how much you want. Have you spent the 50 Galleons you gave last time? Let me tell you to take it easy."

Yisha: "No, Dad, I just want to hear you call me a girl."

Voldemort: "Little bastard, don't bother me. If you want money, just tell me. I have a meeting tonight."

Yisha: ".........Alright dad, give me another 50, I don't have enough money."

Voldemort: "Oh. I asked Lucius to bring it to you. The day after tomorrow I heard that you will have a monthly exam. Give me a good performance. If you fail to pass the exam, you will be deducted pocket money."

Isa: "The good king is the good king! Dad is better than me!"

Voldemort: "Go back, go back, hurry back and do your homework."

Isa thinks that this kind of life is the best.

She will never be a Mary Sue again.

Terrified.

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Strongly recommend "Joking With Mary Sue"!

Water Blue Beep comes from "(HP) Life in the Magic World"