HP told my dad to hit you after school

Fassbinder is just a little episode of Christmas.Isa is still very firm in her fangirling towards Michael Fassbender.

Accompanying her father to attend many dinner parties, big and small, Yisha felt that she had gained five catties this winter, and every night when she got home, she began to rub her belly with worry.Voldemort didn't understand the girl's mind at all, and thought she had eaten too much, but after hearing Isa say that she was worried about getting fat, her face was full of haha.

"There are weight-loss potions on the market." Voldemort recalled his youth when he had just graduated from college and spent beauty potions in order to make money. "There are many shops in Diagon Alley that sell them."

Isa instinctively didn't believe in diet pills: "It can't be a lie..."

Voldemort hehe: "I'll give you the prescription, can you boil it yourself?"

After Isa received the prescription, she sent it to Snape.

"Go away." Snape sent back the prescription.

After the Christmas break, Isa returned to Hogwarts.She thanked the classmates who gave her presents in person, and after referring to the list and saying hello one by one, Isa put the heavyweights at the end of the thank you list.

"Did you receive my gift?" Isa finally cornered Snape in the common room.Snape rolled his eyes: "I'm not interested in your long letter full of retarded remarks."

"Are you not interested in the little secret I told you?" Isa asked with a smile.

"..." Snape stared at her with a look on his face, "I'm not interested in the blank wall opposite the tapestry on the eighth floor where Barnabas the idiot trained the troll to dance the ballet."

Isa gave a long "Oh": "Then who was the person who went to the eighth floor and wandered back and forth in front of the tapestry?"

Snape's face was blank.

"You followed me," he said through gritted teeth.

"I'm just an idiot for you." Isa said it as a matter of course.

Snape wished his backhand was a gas canister.

"Do you like it? The Response Room?" Isa asked persistently.

Snape looked back vigilantly to see if anyone was eavesdropping, then lowered his voice and said, "...doesn't anyone else know about such a place?"

"Some house-elves know about it," Isa said logically, "but if you like, you can also occupy it for a long time. It's nothing. The Room of Requirement has always been first-served. Once someone enters, no one else can enter."

Snape was clearly very conflicted now.He likes the Room of Requirement, but is afraid that others will discover the secret.

"What are you hesitating about?" Isa's heart was very big. "If you like it, just take it. Now, the two of us know, and Potter and the others will find out if it's a step late."

Potter would have noticed that Snape had been reminded.

"...You will accompany me after class tomorrow." Snape made up his mind.

"I have something to do tomorrow night." Isa refused, "I have to open the secret room."

Snape: ...Is it really okay to say so lightly about opening the Chamber of Secrets? !

"Do you want to accompany me to open the secret room? Shall I introduce you to the basilisk?" Yisha was in high spirits.

Snape: "I refuse."

So that night, Isa and Snape split into two groups, one went to the eighth floor and the other went to the women's room on the second floor.

Seeing that Isha was not emotional, Myrtle still cried in her cubicle.Yisha felt terrified when she saw her. After all, it was her father who drove the snake out to kill. She always felt a strong sense of guilt when she saw Myrtle.

"You're beautiful," Isa said to the stall before sliding into the tube.

Myrtle did not hear.

Isa sighed, lifted her pants, put on an apron to prevent her from getting dirty, slipped out and slid down the pipe.

Isa slid to the ground smoothly, landed on her buttocks with a plop, and sat on the ground.She jumped up quickly, slapped her back in disgust, then untied her apron, and dragged it into the depths of this huge space.

【Open. 】She walked forward and shouted when she met the door, 【Open, open, open...】

Can't Slytherin give snacks to the name of the password for the chamber of secrets?

Isa finally entered the deepest room, with a huge Slytherin head relief carved on the wall.

[Come out, Basilisk. ] She yelled at the relief, 【Don't you want to come out after sleeping for so long? 】

The mouth on the Slytherin head opened slowly, and the sound of a large animal moving came from behind the wall.

But to be honest, the mouth-opening expression on this Slytherin profile picture is kind of silly.

Isa covered her eyes and felt a giant slowly swimming towards her.

[Close your eyes. ] she ordered.

[? ] The basilisk didn't seem to hear clearly.It bent down and arched Isa with its huge head, as if to smell her.Then it stretched out the snake letter and licked Isa's face.

Isa exploded.

【Your bad breath is so bad! ! ! ! ! 】 She closed her eyes and screamed, 【Holy shit, haven't you brushed your teeth in 1000 years? !I know you only eat rats every day!God you're still licking me!unacceptable!When I go back, I will smell bad! 】

Basilisk: […]

【I told you to close your eyes, did you close them? ] Isa ordered again, 【Don't lick me again! 】

The basilisk obediently closed its eyes, but then kicked Isa with its head, almost knocking her down.

Yisha opened her eyes cautiously, and after seeing the basilisk closed its eyes, she boldly touched its head: [Hey, it's interesting that you still have red feathers on your head. 】

The basilisk flicked its tail.

【You are so big...】Isa walked around the basilisk and found that its size was almost as big as that of a dragon. 【By the way, a boy came to wake you up almost 30 years ago, you remember him? 】

The IQ of the basilisk seems to be higher than that of Nagini, at least the memory is outstanding: 【Remember.After he took me out for a walk a few times, he never came again. 】

【oh. 】Isa thought that her father was really good at walking snakes, 【He is my father. 】

The basilisk spit out the snake letter: 【You are more fragrant than him. 】

Isa instantly became proud.

[I'll come back to see you later. 】Isa touched the basilisk's big head again, 【Do you like going out for a walk? 】

The basilisk nodded honestly: [I like it. 】

[I'll make you a blindfold, and after I put it on, I'll take you out for a walk, okay? 】Isa lures it, 【I'll bring you a roast chicken, how about it? 】

The basilisk who ate rats for 1000 years was very moved: [Well, well, well! 】

【good. 】Isa patted it, 【I will bring a big brush to brush your teeth next time, how about eating two chickens for you after brushing your teeth? 】

[Okay! 】The basilisk was going crazy with joy.

It's easy to coax, much easier than her master.Yisha wiped off her cold sweat, and finally asked the basilisk: [Do you have a name? 】

The basilisk tilted its head naively: [It was there before, but I forgot it now. 】

【Then, did my father ever call you by your name? 】

The basilisk thought for a while: [Hello? 】

Isa: ...Oh.Her father is a middle school student who was named waste, and she is used to it.

【Then let me get you one, okay? ] Isa became excited, 【I can get the twin stars of Real Madrid together.Just call you Ricardo!Because the feathers on the top of the head are red and black!Although you don't have Kaka's good looks, I hope you have Kaka's heart and don't come out and stare at others casually. 】

Basilisk card: [? ? ? 】

【Alright Ricardo! 】The domineering president decided on a name just like that, 【Now you should tell me how I got out! 】

Snakes use snake letters to perceive the environment, and closing their eyes does not change anything for it.It gently picked up Isa and placed it on its own snake's back, gliding and leading her to swim to its secret exit.

Isa who was covered in dirt and smell: "..."

Snape, who was happily boiling the potion in the Room of Requirement: "..."

"How the hell did you get in here!" Snape frantically turned off the ignition, "How did this pipe appear!"

Isa took off her apron, and said goodbye to Ricardo who was still in the pipe, and then smelled the stench on her body with disgust: "I don't know, it seems that the secret room is connected to the Room of Requirement?"

"—You get out of here quickly, go back to the dormitory and take a shower, you stink to death." Snape pinched his nose in disgust.

"Your hair is also super oily now, it's not much better." Isa retorted.

"I washed my hair last night!" Snape's face darkened.

"But your hair is oily again today!" Yisha looked at her watch, "What time is it? It's almost curfew and you are still brewing potions, go back quickly, or I will say you kidnapped me if you are caught traveling at night. "

"Shameless." Snape bottled the potion, glancing at her in passing. "Ten points from Slytherin."

Isa laughed stupidly: "Oh. Hey, I see what you are suffering..."

"Polyjuice Potion." Snape said angrily, "You can't even see that? Granger will be through his second year."

Isa: "Can I compare with Hermione?"

"Aren't you a self-proclaimed first-year genius girl?"

Isa: "...Oh."

Talking can't beat the professor, so let's surrender.

Isa, who had exhausted her verbal power in front of Fassbinder, shut up obediently, followed Snape out of the Room of Requirement, sneaked downstairs all the way, and returned to the Slytherin common room.

In the end, Isa's explanation for her dislike of her roommates was that she accidentally stepped on the dung eggs put by Gryffindor.

I always feel that these three girls are even more disgusted →_→

The first grade class is over.

Isa's confident No. [-] position was threatened by Gryffindor's Lily Evans. In the end, she had to spend a few nights in pre-exam raids, staying up all night to study papers, and finally retained the No. [-] position in her class. s position.

It's a joke, if she doesn't get the first place, she will be punished to death by her father.

Snape, who looked at her with cold eyes, didn't do any extracurricular tutoring, but he still got the third grade.Yisha suspects that this person's third place is entirely caused by letting Lily release water. The former principal's strength, how can he get the first place.

"Did you put water on me too?" Isa asked Snape secretly.

On the return train, Snape reluctantly accepted Lily's invitation to sit in the same carriage with them, and in the same carriage was Narcissa, who was awkward but still played gobstones with Lily.

"I handed in a blank paper in the History of Magic exam." Snape watched them play gobstones with a lack of interest, "I got full marks in the other subjects."

Oh.

Dead Xueba.

Pooh.

Lily lost this game to Narcissa and was sprayed with lemonade all over her face.She giggled and wiped her face, then asked Isa, "Do you want to have a game?"

Yisha, who has never played Gobstone: "...What kind of magical game is this? Pinball?"

Narcissa, the queen of Gaobushi, said proudly: "Come, come, let me teach you."

After learning the basic rules, Isa started to play enthusiastically. As expected, she was brutally abused by Narcissa for three rounds, and finally got sprayed with lemonade.

"...I'm not going to play anymore." Isa was wet and waved her hand in frustration. Ronaldo has already moved away from her in disgust, lying on Lily's lap and begging to be touched.

"What are you laughing at?" Isa saw Snape hiding his face behind the book, "You can play a game with me! Have you ever played Gobstone?"

Snape put the book down, and Shi Shiran said, "Oh, I've never played it in my life."

Isa became ready to fight, and felt that she could still do it: "Come on, come on, let me teach you how to play."

Lily managed to hold back her giggles.

Snape rolled up his sleeves and said calmly, "Don't cry if you lose."

Isa was full of pride: "It's not certain who wins and who loses!"

When Voldemort picked up his little girl on the platform, he smelled lemons on her.

"Did you eat Lemon Xuebao?" He twitched his nose, feeling that Isa's drooping head was not right, "What's wrong?"

Yisha: "...lost 10 rounds of Gaobushi in a row."

Voldemort's face became strange.

"...Don't think about it, it's just a game of fish lips." Voldemort, who had been won by Abraxas for 7 years in a row, comforted his daughter, "You are the first in grade."

Isha felt that this could not comfort herself at all.

The other party is the third grader who handed in a blank paper, the former headmaster of Hogwarts QAQ

"Be happy. Are you happy that we can go abroad this summer?" Voldemort took the trolley carrying the luggage and walked her out of platform nine and three-quarters. "The minister can take his family members abroad for a visit."

Only then did Isa become happy: "Which countries are you going to?"

Voldemort smiled. "Algeria."

Isa: ...

It's fun to tease my daughter: "Well, actually, I'm going to France, Germany, Belgium, and the Netherlands."

Yisha was resurrected with full blood: "Really!? Is there anyone in the local area to receive it?"

Voldemort was very confident: "Of course someone will receive the nonsense. The British Minister of Magic will receive people wherever he goes."

Isa suddenly thought of something, and the smile on her face froze: "...But the Minister of Magic of each country must meet, right?"

Knowing her concerns, Voldemort comforted her, "It's okay, Eric won't embarrass us in public."

In fact, this time they are still partners.

A partner in promoting the integration of the European magical world.

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Kavin stuck to fly, I think I can't keep the progress of the daily update QAQ