The boss actually opened a cute new trumpet!
Chapter 32
Alexander followed his example and opened a gap in the bushes.
Seeing this weird and frightening scene, he couldn't help but gasp.
"What the hell is this!"
Su Buyu said softly: "This escape is not as simple as it seems."
The slender and enchanting black shadow swallowed up the trialer bit by bit.
It turned its head and stared in the direction of Su Buyu with a dark face without any facial features.
Alexander clenched his fists tightly, and his muscles tensed, as if he would directly attack him in the next moment.
However, that black figure just watched it for a while, then raised its black hand, snapped its slender fingers, and a slender shadow shot out from its fingertips, slowly changing into an umbrella pole and The whole umbrella looks like.
The black shadow turned around slowly, held up the umbrella and left.
Alexander couldn't help confirming: "Little Tang, was that ghost looking at us just now? Although it doesn't have facial features, I think it is looking at us."
Su Buyu thought for a while, and said to Alexander: "You stay here, I'll go and have a look."
Alexander immediately stood up, "No, I agreed to take care of you, you..."
He scanned Su Buyu's slender arms and legs up and down, and muttered, "It's nothing to be taken care of by you..."
Su Buyu raised his eyebrows: "Then do you know what you're going to see?"
"Uh..." Alexander froze for a moment.
Su Buyu chuckled, lazily rubbed his shoulders, and slowly pushed aside the bushes blocking the entrance of the cave.
"Your left brain is filled with flour, and your right brain is filled with water, so stop wandering around."
Su Buyu quickly got out.
Alexander stood there frowning and thought for a long time before he understood what Su Buyu meant.
Flour...water...becomes a paste when shaken.
Is the co-author Xiao Tang saying that his brain is not working?
Alexander pushed back the hair on his forehead vigorously, and muttered with his mouth flat: "Well, Xiao Tang is right."
After a while, Su Buyu returned to the cave and covered the bushes again.
Alexander watched Xiao Tang's hair dripping with water, and frowned, "Why don't you start a fire? Your body is completely soaked."
Su Buyu shook his head: "It doesn't matter, it's not that cold outside, it's better to say..."
He touched his chin, as if he was thinking about something, "The weather is getting warmer a little bit."
"Ah?" Alexander didn't know why, "So what?"
Su Buyu glanced at him.
Alexander laughed: "I'm stupid, I really don't understand this."
Su Buyu could only say: "When we first came here, the weather was like spring. When I went out just now, I found that the trees and grass were growing and blooming rapidly. According to this speed, summer will soon be ushered in. If there is autumn and winter in the future, how much do you think the minimum temperature will reach, can we really live well wearing only these?"
Alexander and Su Buyu glanced at each other, then turned away at the same time, and landed on the bear.
……
The next day, in the early morning, Alexander opened his eyes amidst the crisp birdsong, and a smell of blood lingered at the tip of his nose.
Alexander was startled and jumped up suddenly.
While touching his pocket, he looked around. When he saw a bearskin hanging in the corner, he suddenly reacted and let go of his guard.
"What, why did I forget..." He brushed his hair, rubbed his eyes, and yawned.
Last night, after Xiao Tang analyzed that there was still winter in the proving ground, he peeled off the bear’s skin with him, and the two of them roasted some of the remaining bear meat last night, and prepared the remaining meat Store in air dry.
When Alexander got up, he didn't see Xiao Tang or the meat, so he must have taken it out to dry, right?
He rubbed his hair again until it was like a bird's nest, then he stood up and walked out of the cave.
Outside the entrance of the cave, a shelf has been set up where the sun is strongest, and long strips of meat are hung on it.
The hot wind blew over, bringing in a strong, stuffy smell.
Alexander rubbed his nose and sneezed.
He stared for a long time, but he didn't see Xiao Tang.
What about people?
Alexander walked in one direction instinctively, and within a few steps, his brow was covered with sweat.
He couldn't help but say to himself: "Isn't the temperature here too high? Well..."
His head was suddenly hit by something.
Alexander held the back of his head and looked up suspiciously.
Above his head, Su Buyu supported the tree trunk and stood on the branch. The sunlight fell on his face, creating sharp shadows.
He put his finger in front of his lips, and then pointed to a tree next to him.
With a jolt, Alexander immediately followed his arrangement and climbed onto the tree trunk three times and two times.
Seeing that he understood his arrangement, Su Buyu ignored him, and slowly squatted down on the branch, like a vigilant cat, squinting his eyes and looking deep into the forest in the sun.
Alexander followed his gaze.
The sound of messy and hurried footsteps came from the depths of the forest, and the sound became louder and louder.
Suddenly, two women, one tall and one short, rushed out of the darkness and into the sunlight.
Soon, two men with sharp weapons also rushed out.
"Stop!" shouted the man with the polearm.
The short woman clutched her chest and shouted: "You tell me to stop and I will stop, I am not stupid!"
Another man with a watermelon knife yelled loudly: "We don't want your life, as long as you hand over the food!"
The short woman yelled impatiently: "I've said it all, we don't have anything!"
"Oh, you're still stubborn when you're about to die!"
"What kind of heroes are you fucking bullying me in the current state? If you have the ability to fight with me in a normal state!"
The two men stopped talking, and only focused on rushing forward.
Suddenly, the short woman tripped and threw herself to the ground.
The man with the long gun let out a smirk and rushed over.
"puff!"
"Ah—" the man screamed, and the long gun fell from his hand.
A feather arrow was stuck in his shoulder, and the exposed feathers were still trembling slightly.
"What? Who is it!" The man with the watermelon knife let out a long growl, and waved the knife around a few times, as if to bolster his courage.
The short woman picked up the man's long gun and kept backing away.
The man with the watermelon knife supported the injured man and also retreated.
For a moment, neither group of people dared to act rashly.
They didn't look up until the two sides retreated to a safe distance.
On the tree trunk, Su Buyu was drawing a longbow with a feathered arrow on the longbow, and the tip of the arrow pointed directly at the man holding the watermelon knife.
The man's pupils shrank, "What are you doing! We have no grievances!"
Subconsciously, he let go of the hand that was supporting the injured man. The man fell heavily on the ground, pulling at the wound, and couldn't help but groan.
Su Buyu looked at his every move with cold eyes, tilted his head, and chuckled, "It's as if these two ladies have some grudge against you."
The man shouted: "Hey, everyone is a man, why do you have to do this, anyway, these women will be eliminated sooner or later, what is the difference between my solution and others' solution, if you like it, I will let you have fun."
"puff!"
"Ahhhh—" the man covered his thigh that was hit by the arrow, and half knelt on the ground trembling.
"Oh, I'm sorry, my hand slipped!" Su Buyu smiled and said, "If you continue to say what I don't like to hear, next time this arrow won't know where it will hit you."
The tone is full of hate!
The man glared at him angrily, but he still didn't say anything in order to save his life.
Just as he was about to leave while supporting his companion who had been hit by an arrow in his shoulder, an arrow was suddenly nailed into the ground in front of his toe.
His scalp was about to explode, "You're never finished! We haven't done anything to them yet!"
Su Buyu smiled: "Look at what you said, I didn't do anything to you."
He raised his chin at them, "Put down the items in your pocket."
"Don't deceive people too much!"
Su Buyu drew his bow and arrow again, and replied slowly: "Well said, beating a dog in the water is one of my few virtues."
The man with the arrow in the leg wanted to argue, but the man with the arrow in the shoulder held him back.
"Okay." The man with the arrow in his shoulder gritted his teeth and said, "We'll give you all, but you have to keep your word and let us go."
As he spoke, he motioned his companions to look at the tall and mighty Alexander on the tree next to him.
The man with the arrow in his leg took a sip on the ground, and reluctantly put a piece of chocolate in his pocket on the ground.
The man with the arrow in the shoulder also took out a small mirror.
Su Buyu: "Are you sending beggars? Hurry up, my friend has a bad temper."
The two men looked at Alexander, who had a terrifying physique, and took out two more gadgets.
Su Buyu sneered, "I really don't cry when I see the coffin, forget it, I can't wait..."
He raised his bow and arrow, pointing at the head of one of them.
"Fool, go break their necks."
"Ah!" Alexander shouted in a rough voice, deliberately cracking his fingers to make a "click" sound.
"Don't stop! Big brother, big sister, speak up if you have something to say!" The man who was shot in the leg raised his hands, and immediately said to his companion, "Don't hide, take out everything."
The man with the arrow in the shoulder was taken aback, "What? You..."
Sure enough, the teammates who formed a temporary team couldn't believe it, and actually sold themselves!
The man with the arrow in his shoulder gritted his teeth, and threw a small knife in his pocket to the ground.
He said unceremoniously: "I really don't have anything left, but this guy has a strong flashlight and a pistol in his hand."
"You!" The man with the arrow in the leg widened his eyes and said viciously, "You idiot! Er Wu!"
The man with the arrow in the shoulder sneered, "Don't you?"
Before Su Buyu could make a move, the two started to fight among themselves.
In the end, under the threat of Alexander's fist, the man who was shot in the leg reluctantly threw out everything in his pocket, not even keeping the half-eaten crushed biscuits for himself.
When the two shot by the arrow were about to leave separately, Su Buyu stopped them again.
"Wait a minute, you seem to have forgotten something?"
The two clenched their fists in grief and resentment, and said loudly unwillingly: "What else do you want, all our weapons and food have been taken away by you!"
Su Buyu smiled, and lazily said, "Arrow, leave mine for me."
He didn't even let this go!
you bitch!
With red eyes, the two pulled out the arrow reluctantly, threw it on the ground, and ran away with a limp, as if they were afraid that he would ask them to take off their clothes.
Su Buyu smacked his lips, "It's really cheap for the two of them."
The tall woman couldn't take it anymore, "You cheap ghost, your cheap look makes me..."
She paused, and met Su Buyu's eyes.
The next moment, the tall woman opened her eyes wide in surprise.
It can't really be him, can it?
The short woman clapped her hands: "It's so fucking cool, that's how it should be done!"
She looked jealously at the equipment that the two of them had unleashed, but did not take it out of the way.
Su Buyu climbed down from the tree, walked briskly in front of the two, bowed slightly, and said with a smile: "It surprised the two ladies."
The tall woman who already understood who he is: "..."
The short woman jumped up and said, "Who is the woman! Use your eyes to see clearly!"
Su Buyu: "Oh shit? If you were a woman, I'd plan to give you something, so you weren't?"
The short woman: "..."
He became cruel, gritted his teeth, and stomped his feet, "Of course my mother is a woman."
The tall woman covered her face, making it difficult to look directly at her.
Su Buyu smiled and asked, "I don't know what number you two are? I am Tang Buseng number 42."
The short woman hopped her feet, trying to make Su Buyu look at herself: "Hey, I seem to have heard your voice somewhere before. I'm number 11, so just call me Dad."
Su Buyu asked seriously, "What's your name?"
A certain man who turned into a short woman on the 11th: "Dad!"
Su Buyu laughed: "Hey, good girl."
The short woman was furious: "I fucking want to..."
At this time, Alexander came over, standing behind Su Buyu with a body like a hill, staring at him silently.
Number 11 withered immediately.
Su Buyu insisted on asking, "What do you want?"
Alexander gruffly said, "Say!"
Number 11 trembled, muttering in a low voice, "I want...to say hello to you."
"Yes, son."
No. 11 raised his head suddenly, his eyes seemed to be on fire, and stared at Su Buyu, but under the pressure from Alexander, he did not dare to act rashly.
The tall woman stayed away from him silently, not wanting to embarrass herself with him.
No. 11 squeezed out a sentence: "My surname is Feng."
Su Buyu nodded, "Ms. Feng."
Feng Moumou almost spurted out a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood, what could be done?The pit that I fell into, I have to stay at the bottom of the pit while kneeling.
He turned his head, not wanting to talk to Su Buyu anymore.
The tall woman took a step forward at this time, showing off that she was half a head taller than Su Buyu, and patted Su Buyu's head with a smile.
"Little Tang, I am Sun Liukong No. 67."
Su Buyu looked at her with a smile, and didn't comment much on her moving her head.
But his smile still chilled Mi Xiaoqing's bones.
She withdrew her hand abruptly, lowered her head, and looked down at Su Buyu.
Su Buyu put his bow on his back, put his hands in his pockets, and said slowly: "It's a pleasure meeting you two ladies. If it's possible, can you tell me what happened just now?"
Feng Moumou: "You did the great feat of beating two men by yourself, so we must tell you about it to make you look good, right?"
Su Buyu smiled and said, "Ah, it seems that you adore me, ma'am."
Feng Moumou suddenly exploded: "Which fucking eye do you see..."
"Huh?" Alexander rolled up his sleeves, revealing his strong arms.
Feng Moumou's tongue trembled, and he turned to say: "...the eyes are sharp and the hands are quick, the eyes and hands reach the sky, the sky... the sky..."
Mi Xiaoqing felt that she was humiliating herself by finding such a teammate, she elbowed Feng Moumou, and said to Su Buyu: "We have encountered several waves of mutated flowers and plants before, all kinds of dead We escaped and lost our weapons, and finally met those two people, who seemed to want to kill us, but fortunately we ran faster."
She said sincerely, "Thank you for saving us."
Feng Moumou was also speechless at this time, and he whispered to Su Buyu: "You are really strange, I have also participated in many training grounds, and I have never seen you who like to meddle in other people's business, of course ...Thank you for your nosy."
As he spoke, he turned his head away.
Su Buyu shrugged: "I'm just obsessed with doing some unpleasant things."
Mi Xiaoqing took a deep look at him.
Alexander picked up all the things the two left behind.
Su Buyu broke a large piece of chocolate into four pieces and distributed them to four people.
Feng Moumou was taken aback, he didn't expect that he would have it too.
Mi Xiaoqing and Alexander ate it immediately after taking it.
Su Buyu picked up a knife and a long gun, and said to Alexandra: "You take the rest, you gave me this pair of bows and arrows before, and I give you these as a gift."
With a shy face, he smiled and said: "You just gave me a weapon, but I paid you back so much, you earned it."
Alexander smiled and put these bits and pieces into his pocket, put away the Swiss Army Knife, and held the watermelon knife in his hand, "Thank you."
Mi Xiaoqing: "..."
Wake up, how can these little things compare with this powerful bow and arrow!
Mi Xiaoqing stared at Alexander, thinking: Is this person very easy to deceive?
She said: "Do you know that a monster appeared last night? Many of us fell into the hands of monsters. How about we exchange a wave of information?"
Alexander: "No, we already know what you know."
Mi Xiaoqing blinked her eyes, showing off her femininity on purpose, and said with a smile: "That's not necessarily the case, at least we know how to kill that monster."
Feng Moumou squinted at Mi Xiaoqing, and immediately understood: "Yes, we know how to kill that monster."
Alexander didn't look tempted at all, he said lightly: "Then there's no need, if we don't even know, it's even more impossible for you to know."
While talking, he glanced at Su Buyu.
Mi Xiaoqing was completely speechless.
Boss Su gave you ecstasy soup, right? !
Feng Moumou felt that it would be better if he could be deceived. If he didn't, he would be deceived as soon as possible. He didn't want to stay with this smiling man for a moment.
"Then let's go..."
Su Buyu suddenly said: "I want to hear how you met that monster. If you don't mind, let's talk while eating."
Feng Moumou immediately changed his words: "...what are you going to do, of course we are going to get together, I'm going to starve to death, hurry up!"
The four of them returned to Su Buyu's camp, and Feng Moumou looked at the rack of meat in amazement.
"It's so fucking cool, you can live here for the rest of your life without worrying."
Su Buyu found some firewood from the forest, and pretended not to inquire: "What's your skill?"
Feng Moumou bald: "Garbage skills can make people temporarily ignore a place..."
He reacted abruptly.
Su Buyu had already left with Chai in his arms.
Feng Moumou kicked the stone: "Damn, I'm so mad... Wow!"
He clutched his feet and screamed.
When Mi Xiaoqing passed by, he took a look and found that he had accidentally kicked on a stone that was mostly buried in the mud.
"Tsk tsk."
As far as this IQ is concerned, it is something that Su Beep will play with!
Mi Xiaoqing walked to Alexander.
Alexander was staring at the small mirror in his hand in a daze. When he noticed her coming, he grabbed it and turned his wrist to hide the mirror.
He stared at Mi Xiaoqing: "I can't give you this."
Mi Xiaoqing: "..."
Do I fmd look like I'm here to ask for something?
and many more!
Mi Xiaoqing's expression was indescribably complicated: "You don't want to give it to Xiao Tang, do you?"
Alexander pressed his hair and smiled.
Mi Xiaoqing: "... Grass!"
Alexander immediately scowled.
Mi Xiaoqing immediately said in a conditioned reflex: "No, I didn't mean to slander him."
She wiped her face, "Aren't you worried that he lied to you?"
Alexander said frankly, "Isn't it normal to cheat people here?"
Mi Xiaoqing: "He's not a good person...uh!"
Mi Xiaoqing stared at the cold watermelon knife in Alexander's hand, wanting to survive, "...he is not a good person, so who is a good person?"
Mi Xiaoqing patted Alexander on the shoulder without a word.
She returned to Su Buyu's side in despair.
Su Buyu was using the convex lens removed from the camera to make fire.
The scorching sun passed through the convex lens, forming a bright spot on the handkerchief paper.
He raised his head and said to Feng Moumou: "The aroma of fireworks and barbecue will attract enemies and beasts. If you don't want to be disturbed, you should use your skills."
Feng Moumou said, "I know."
He knelt down, pressed his palms to the ground and muttered, "I can't see, I can't hear, I can't smell..."
Mi Xiaoqing squatted down beside Su Buyu, and whispered, "Hey, what's going on?"
"Huh?" Su Buyu was almost asleep from the sun, half-closed his eyes and yawned, tears came out.
Mi Xiaoqing: "What's the matter with that idiot Alex? You gave him medicine, the medicine is stupid?"
Su Buyu glanced at her, as if to say, "What silly things are you talking about?".
"He's just an honest guy."
"That's over."
"what?"
Mi Xiaoqing said unceremoniously: "You are a person who specializes in deceiving honest people. By the way, have you noticed his problem?"
Su Buyu: "Aha, I don't know anything!"
Mi Xiaoqing scratched the ground with both hands twice.
Su Buyu chuckled: "You're not looking for faces all over the place again, are you?"
Mi Xiaoqing looked serious, "Wrong, I'm just picking up your broken morals."
Su Buyu touched his chin, "So I still have this thing?"
"Actually, I don't want to either. Who knows why he misunderstood me. If he misunderstood, he misunderstood. As long as I can survive, I don't care who he thinks I am."
Su Buyu patted her on the shoulder: "My disciple, let's mature early, you still need to inherit the shameless mantle of being a teacher."
Mi Xiaoqing clasped her fists together: "Master, I'm afraid this disciple won't be able to take on such a big responsibility, why don't you give it to the second or third junior brother?"
Su Buyu said meaningfully: "Well, Xiao Li is too thin-skinned, and Xiao Bai is crazy and too thick-skinned. Only your face is in between. One point less is too thin, and one point more is too thick."
Mi Xiaoqing really wanted to confuse him.
At this moment, the radio suddenly sounded over the forest——
"Dear testers, after a day and night, are you still happy? The audience present are very satisfied with you... except for one of the testers! He is simply a scum, a disgrace! After all the audience Agreed, the program team has specially added a mysterious gift - if you kill the troublemaker, we will reward you with hot weapons, this is a great gift!"
"Let me remind you, that tester has long golden hair, so it's easy to find."
Mi Xiaoqing suddenly turned her head to stare at Su Buyu.
Su Buyu still held the convex lens calmly, waiting for the fire to start.
"In the end, as of now, there are a total of 73 testers left. Alas, there are still too many people. Hehehe, try to kill each other, human beings."
The twisted and weird laughter from the radio kept echoing in the forest.
Su Buyu squinted his eyes and chuckled, "The fire is coming."
A pure black curled ash flower quickly bloomed on the clean white facial tissue, and orange flames danced around the edge of the flower.
Seeing this weird and frightening scene, he couldn't help but gasp.
"What the hell is this!"
Su Buyu said softly: "This escape is not as simple as it seems."
The slender and enchanting black shadow swallowed up the trialer bit by bit.
It turned its head and stared in the direction of Su Buyu with a dark face without any facial features.
Alexander clenched his fists tightly, and his muscles tensed, as if he would directly attack him in the next moment.
However, that black figure just watched it for a while, then raised its black hand, snapped its slender fingers, and a slender shadow shot out from its fingertips, slowly changing into an umbrella pole and The whole umbrella looks like.
The black shadow turned around slowly, held up the umbrella and left.
Alexander couldn't help confirming: "Little Tang, was that ghost looking at us just now? Although it doesn't have facial features, I think it is looking at us."
Su Buyu thought for a while, and said to Alexander: "You stay here, I'll go and have a look."
Alexander immediately stood up, "No, I agreed to take care of you, you..."
He scanned Su Buyu's slender arms and legs up and down, and muttered, "It's nothing to be taken care of by you..."
Su Buyu raised his eyebrows: "Then do you know what you're going to see?"
"Uh..." Alexander froze for a moment.
Su Buyu chuckled, lazily rubbed his shoulders, and slowly pushed aside the bushes blocking the entrance of the cave.
"Your left brain is filled with flour, and your right brain is filled with water, so stop wandering around."
Su Buyu quickly got out.
Alexander stood there frowning and thought for a long time before he understood what Su Buyu meant.
Flour...water...becomes a paste when shaken.
Is the co-author Xiao Tang saying that his brain is not working?
Alexander pushed back the hair on his forehead vigorously, and muttered with his mouth flat: "Well, Xiao Tang is right."
After a while, Su Buyu returned to the cave and covered the bushes again.
Alexander watched Xiao Tang's hair dripping with water, and frowned, "Why don't you start a fire? Your body is completely soaked."
Su Buyu shook his head: "It doesn't matter, it's not that cold outside, it's better to say..."
He touched his chin, as if he was thinking about something, "The weather is getting warmer a little bit."
"Ah?" Alexander didn't know why, "So what?"
Su Buyu glanced at him.
Alexander laughed: "I'm stupid, I really don't understand this."
Su Buyu could only say: "When we first came here, the weather was like spring. When I went out just now, I found that the trees and grass were growing and blooming rapidly. According to this speed, summer will soon be ushered in. If there is autumn and winter in the future, how much do you think the minimum temperature will reach, can we really live well wearing only these?"
Alexander and Su Buyu glanced at each other, then turned away at the same time, and landed on the bear.
……
The next day, in the early morning, Alexander opened his eyes amidst the crisp birdsong, and a smell of blood lingered at the tip of his nose.
Alexander was startled and jumped up suddenly.
While touching his pocket, he looked around. When he saw a bearskin hanging in the corner, he suddenly reacted and let go of his guard.
"What, why did I forget..." He brushed his hair, rubbed his eyes, and yawned.
Last night, after Xiao Tang analyzed that there was still winter in the proving ground, he peeled off the bear’s skin with him, and the two of them roasted some of the remaining bear meat last night, and prepared the remaining meat Store in air dry.
When Alexander got up, he didn't see Xiao Tang or the meat, so he must have taken it out to dry, right?
He rubbed his hair again until it was like a bird's nest, then he stood up and walked out of the cave.
Outside the entrance of the cave, a shelf has been set up where the sun is strongest, and long strips of meat are hung on it.
The hot wind blew over, bringing in a strong, stuffy smell.
Alexander rubbed his nose and sneezed.
He stared for a long time, but he didn't see Xiao Tang.
What about people?
Alexander walked in one direction instinctively, and within a few steps, his brow was covered with sweat.
He couldn't help but say to himself: "Isn't the temperature here too high? Well..."
His head was suddenly hit by something.
Alexander held the back of his head and looked up suspiciously.
Above his head, Su Buyu supported the tree trunk and stood on the branch. The sunlight fell on his face, creating sharp shadows.
He put his finger in front of his lips, and then pointed to a tree next to him.
With a jolt, Alexander immediately followed his arrangement and climbed onto the tree trunk three times and two times.
Seeing that he understood his arrangement, Su Buyu ignored him, and slowly squatted down on the branch, like a vigilant cat, squinting his eyes and looking deep into the forest in the sun.
Alexander followed his gaze.
The sound of messy and hurried footsteps came from the depths of the forest, and the sound became louder and louder.
Suddenly, two women, one tall and one short, rushed out of the darkness and into the sunlight.
Soon, two men with sharp weapons also rushed out.
"Stop!" shouted the man with the polearm.
The short woman clutched her chest and shouted: "You tell me to stop and I will stop, I am not stupid!"
Another man with a watermelon knife yelled loudly: "We don't want your life, as long as you hand over the food!"
The short woman yelled impatiently: "I've said it all, we don't have anything!"
"Oh, you're still stubborn when you're about to die!"
"What kind of heroes are you fucking bullying me in the current state? If you have the ability to fight with me in a normal state!"
The two men stopped talking, and only focused on rushing forward.
Suddenly, the short woman tripped and threw herself to the ground.
The man with the long gun let out a smirk and rushed over.
"puff!"
"Ah—" the man screamed, and the long gun fell from his hand.
A feather arrow was stuck in his shoulder, and the exposed feathers were still trembling slightly.
"What? Who is it!" The man with the watermelon knife let out a long growl, and waved the knife around a few times, as if to bolster his courage.
The short woman picked up the man's long gun and kept backing away.
The man with the watermelon knife supported the injured man and also retreated.
For a moment, neither group of people dared to act rashly.
They didn't look up until the two sides retreated to a safe distance.
On the tree trunk, Su Buyu was drawing a longbow with a feathered arrow on the longbow, and the tip of the arrow pointed directly at the man holding the watermelon knife.
The man's pupils shrank, "What are you doing! We have no grievances!"
Subconsciously, he let go of the hand that was supporting the injured man. The man fell heavily on the ground, pulling at the wound, and couldn't help but groan.
Su Buyu looked at his every move with cold eyes, tilted his head, and chuckled, "It's as if these two ladies have some grudge against you."
The man shouted: "Hey, everyone is a man, why do you have to do this, anyway, these women will be eliminated sooner or later, what is the difference between my solution and others' solution, if you like it, I will let you have fun."
"puff!"
"Ahhhh—" the man covered his thigh that was hit by the arrow, and half knelt on the ground trembling.
"Oh, I'm sorry, my hand slipped!" Su Buyu smiled and said, "If you continue to say what I don't like to hear, next time this arrow won't know where it will hit you."
The tone is full of hate!
The man glared at him angrily, but he still didn't say anything in order to save his life.
Just as he was about to leave while supporting his companion who had been hit by an arrow in his shoulder, an arrow was suddenly nailed into the ground in front of his toe.
His scalp was about to explode, "You're never finished! We haven't done anything to them yet!"
Su Buyu smiled: "Look at what you said, I didn't do anything to you."
He raised his chin at them, "Put down the items in your pocket."
"Don't deceive people too much!"
Su Buyu drew his bow and arrow again, and replied slowly: "Well said, beating a dog in the water is one of my few virtues."
The man with the arrow in the leg wanted to argue, but the man with the arrow in the shoulder held him back.
"Okay." The man with the arrow in his shoulder gritted his teeth and said, "We'll give you all, but you have to keep your word and let us go."
As he spoke, he motioned his companions to look at the tall and mighty Alexander on the tree next to him.
The man with the arrow in his leg took a sip on the ground, and reluctantly put a piece of chocolate in his pocket on the ground.
The man with the arrow in the shoulder also took out a small mirror.
Su Buyu: "Are you sending beggars? Hurry up, my friend has a bad temper."
The two men looked at Alexander, who had a terrifying physique, and took out two more gadgets.
Su Buyu sneered, "I really don't cry when I see the coffin, forget it, I can't wait..."
He raised his bow and arrow, pointing at the head of one of them.
"Fool, go break their necks."
"Ah!" Alexander shouted in a rough voice, deliberately cracking his fingers to make a "click" sound.
"Don't stop! Big brother, big sister, speak up if you have something to say!" The man who was shot in the leg raised his hands, and immediately said to his companion, "Don't hide, take out everything."
The man with the arrow in the shoulder was taken aback, "What? You..."
Sure enough, the teammates who formed a temporary team couldn't believe it, and actually sold themselves!
The man with the arrow in his shoulder gritted his teeth, and threw a small knife in his pocket to the ground.
He said unceremoniously: "I really don't have anything left, but this guy has a strong flashlight and a pistol in his hand."
"You!" The man with the arrow in the leg widened his eyes and said viciously, "You idiot! Er Wu!"
The man with the arrow in the shoulder sneered, "Don't you?"
Before Su Buyu could make a move, the two started to fight among themselves.
In the end, under the threat of Alexander's fist, the man who was shot in the leg reluctantly threw out everything in his pocket, not even keeping the half-eaten crushed biscuits for himself.
When the two shot by the arrow were about to leave separately, Su Buyu stopped them again.
"Wait a minute, you seem to have forgotten something?"
The two clenched their fists in grief and resentment, and said loudly unwillingly: "What else do you want, all our weapons and food have been taken away by you!"
Su Buyu smiled, and lazily said, "Arrow, leave mine for me."
He didn't even let this go!
you bitch!
With red eyes, the two pulled out the arrow reluctantly, threw it on the ground, and ran away with a limp, as if they were afraid that he would ask them to take off their clothes.
Su Buyu smacked his lips, "It's really cheap for the two of them."
The tall woman couldn't take it anymore, "You cheap ghost, your cheap look makes me..."
She paused, and met Su Buyu's eyes.
The next moment, the tall woman opened her eyes wide in surprise.
It can't really be him, can it?
The short woman clapped her hands: "It's so fucking cool, that's how it should be done!"
She looked jealously at the equipment that the two of them had unleashed, but did not take it out of the way.
Su Buyu climbed down from the tree, walked briskly in front of the two, bowed slightly, and said with a smile: "It surprised the two ladies."
The tall woman who already understood who he is: "..."
The short woman jumped up and said, "Who is the woman! Use your eyes to see clearly!"
Su Buyu: "Oh shit? If you were a woman, I'd plan to give you something, so you weren't?"
The short woman: "..."
He became cruel, gritted his teeth, and stomped his feet, "Of course my mother is a woman."
The tall woman covered her face, making it difficult to look directly at her.
Su Buyu smiled and asked, "I don't know what number you two are? I am Tang Buseng number 42."
The short woman hopped her feet, trying to make Su Buyu look at herself: "Hey, I seem to have heard your voice somewhere before. I'm number 11, so just call me Dad."
Su Buyu asked seriously, "What's your name?"
A certain man who turned into a short woman on the 11th: "Dad!"
Su Buyu laughed: "Hey, good girl."
The short woman was furious: "I fucking want to..."
At this time, Alexander came over, standing behind Su Buyu with a body like a hill, staring at him silently.
Number 11 withered immediately.
Su Buyu insisted on asking, "What do you want?"
Alexander gruffly said, "Say!"
Number 11 trembled, muttering in a low voice, "I want...to say hello to you."
"Yes, son."
No. 11 raised his head suddenly, his eyes seemed to be on fire, and stared at Su Buyu, but under the pressure from Alexander, he did not dare to act rashly.
The tall woman stayed away from him silently, not wanting to embarrass herself with him.
No. 11 squeezed out a sentence: "My surname is Feng."
Su Buyu nodded, "Ms. Feng."
Feng Moumou almost spurted out a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood, what could be done?The pit that I fell into, I have to stay at the bottom of the pit while kneeling.
He turned his head, not wanting to talk to Su Buyu anymore.
The tall woman took a step forward at this time, showing off that she was half a head taller than Su Buyu, and patted Su Buyu's head with a smile.
"Little Tang, I am Sun Liukong No. 67."
Su Buyu looked at her with a smile, and didn't comment much on her moving her head.
But his smile still chilled Mi Xiaoqing's bones.
She withdrew her hand abruptly, lowered her head, and looked down at Su Buyu.
Su Buyu put his bow on his back, put his hands in his pockets, and said slowly: "It's a pleasure meeting you two ladies. If it's possible, can you tell me what happened just now?"
Feng Moumou: "You did the great feat of beating two men by yourself, so we must tell you about it to make you look good, right?"
Su Buyu smiled and said, "Ah, it seems that you adore me, ma'am."
Feng Moumou suddenly exploded: "Which fucking eye do you see..."
"Huh?" Alexander rolled up his sleeves, revealing his strong arms.
Feng Moumou's tongue trembled, and he turned to say: "...the eyes are sharp and the hands are quick, the eyes and hands reach the sky, the sky... the sky..."
Mi Xiaoqing felt that she was humiliating herself by finding such a teammate, she elbowed Feng Moumou, and said to Su Buyu: "We have encountered several waves of mutated flowers and plants before, all kinds of dead We escaped and lost our weapons, and finally met those two people, who seemed to want to kill us, but fortunately we ran faster."
She said sincerely, "Thank you for saving us."
Feng Moumou was also speechless at this time, and he whispered to Su Buyu: "You are really strange, I have also participated in many training grounds, and I have never seen you who like to meddle in other people's business, of course ...Thank you for your nosy."
As he spoke, he turned his head away.
Su Buyu shrugged: "I'm just obsessed with doing some unpleasant things."
Mi Xiaoqing took a deep look at him.
Alexander picked up all the things the two left behind.
Su Buyu broke a large piece of chocolate into four pieces and distributed them to four people.
Feng Moumou was taken aback, he didn't expect that he would have it too.
Mi Xiaoqing and Alexander ate it immediately after taking it.
Su Buyu picked up a knife and a long gun, and said to Alexandra: "You take the rest, you gave me this pair of bows and arrows before, and I give you these as a gift."
With a shy face, he smiled and said: "You just gave me a weapon, but I paid you back so much, you earned it."
Alexander smiled and put these bits and pieces into his pocket, put away the Swiss Army Knife, and held the watermelon knife in his hand, "Thank you."
Mi Xiaoqing: "..."
Wake up, how can these little things compare with this powerful bow and arrow!
Mi Xiaoqing stared at Alexander, thinking: Is this person very easy to deceive?
She said: "Do you know that a monster appeared last night? Many of us fell into the hands of monsters. How about we exchange a wave of information?"
Alexander: "No, we already know what you know."
Mi Xiaoqing blinked her eyes, showing off her femininity on purpose, and said with a smile: "That's not necessarily the case, at least we know how to kill that monster."
Feng Moumou squinted at Mi Xiaoqing, and immediately understood: "Yes, we know how to kill that monster."
Alexander didn't look tempted at all, he said lightly: "Then there's no need, if we don't even know, it's even more impossible for you to know."
While talking, he glanced at Su Buyu.
Mi Xiaoqing was completely speechless.
Boss Su gave you ecstasy soup, right? !
Feng Moumou felt that it would be better if he could be deceived. If he didn't, he would be deceived as soon as possible. He didn't want to stay with this smiling man for a moment.
"Then let's go..."
Su Buyu suddenly said: "I want to hear how you met that monster. If you don't mind, let's talk while eating."
Feng Moumou immediately changed his words: "...what are you going to do, of course we are going to get together, I'm going to starve to death, hurry up!"
The four of them returned to Su Buyu's camp, and Feng Moumou looked at the rack of meat in amazement.
"It's so fucking cool, you can live here for the rest of your life without worrying."
Su Buyu found some firewood from the forest, and pretended not to inquire: "What's your skill?"
Feng Moumou bald: "Garbage skills can make people temporarily ignore a place..."
He reacted abruptly.
Su Buyu had already left with Chai in his arms.
Feng Moumou kicked the stone: "Damn, I'm so mad... Wow!"
He clutched his feet and screamed.
When Mi Xiaoqing passed by, he took a look and found that he had accidentally kicked on a stone that was mostly buried in the mud.
"Tsk tsk."
As far as this IQ is concerned, it is something that Su Beep will play with!
Mi Xiaoqing walked to Alexander.
Alexander was staring at the small mirror in his hand in a daze. When he noticed her coming, he grabbed it and turned his wrist to hide the mirror.
He stared at Mi Xiaoqing: "I can't give you this."
Mi Xiaoqing: "..."
Do I fmd look like I'm here to ask for something?
and many more!
Mi Xiaoqing's expression was indescribably complicated: "You don't want to give it to Xiao Tang, do you?"
Alexander pressed his hair and smiled.
Mi Xiaoqing: "... Grass!"
Alexander immediately scowled.
Mi Xiaoqing immediately said in a conditioned reflex: "No, I didn't mean to slander him."
She wiped her face, "Aren't you worried that he lied to you?"
Alexander said frankly, "Isn't it normal to cheat people here?"
Mi Xiaoqing: "He's not a good person...uh!"
Mi Xiaoqing stared at the cold watermelon knife in Alexander's hand, wanting to survive, "...he is not a good person, so who is a good person?"
Mi Xiaoqing patted Alexander on the shoulder without a word.
She returned to Su Buyu's side in despair.
Su Buyu was using the convex lens removed from the camera to make fire.
The scorching sun passed through the convex lens, forming a bright spot on the handkerchief paper.
He raised his head and said to Feng Moumou: "The aroma of fireworks and barbecue will attract enemies and beasts. If you don't want to be disturbed, you should use your skills."
Feng Moumou said, "I know."
He knelt down, pressed his palms to the ground and muttered, "I can't see, I can't hear, I can't smell..."
Mi Xiaoqing squatted down beside Su Buyu, and whispered, "Hey, what's going on?"
"Huh?" Su Buyu was almost asleep from the sun, half-closed his eyes and yawned, tears came out.
Mi Xiaoqing: "What's the matter with that idiot Alex? You gave him medicine, the medicine is stupid?"
Su Buyu glanced at her, as if to say, "What silly things are you talking about?".
"He's just an honest guy."
"That's over."
"what?"
Mi Xiaoqing said unceremoniously: "You are a person who specializes in deceiving honest people. By the way, have you noticed his problem?"
Su Buyu: "Aha, I don't know anything!"
Mi Xiaoqing scratched the ground with both hands twice.
Su Buyu chuckled: "You're not looking for faces all over the place again, are you?"
Mi Xiaoqing looked serious, "Wrong, I'm just picking up your broken morals."
Su Buyu touched his chin, "So I still have this thing?"
"Actually, I don't want to either. Who knows why he misunderstood me. If he misunderstood, he misunderstood. As long as I can survive, I don't care who he thinks I am."
Su Buyu patted her on the shoulder: "My disciple, let's mature early, you still need to inherit the shameless mantle of being a teacher."
Mi Xiaoqing clasped her fists together: "Master, I'm afraid this disciple won't be able to take on such a big responsibility, why don't you give it to the second or third junior brother?"
Su Buyu said meaningfully: "Well, Xiao Li is too thin-skinned, and Xiao Bai is crazy and too thick-skinned. Only your face is in between. One point less is too thin, and one point more is too thick."
Mi Xiaoqing really wanted to confuse him.
At this moment, the radio suddenly sounded over the forest——
"Dear testers, after a day and night, are you still happy? The audience present are very satisfied with you... except for one of the testers! He is simply a scum, a disgrace! After all the audience Agreed, the program team has specially added a mysterious gift - if you kill the troublemaker, we will reward you with hot weapons, this is a great gift!"
"Let me remind you, that tester has long golden hair, so it's easy to find."
Mi Xiaoqing suddenly turned her head to stare at Su Buyu.
Su Buyu still held the convex lens calmly, waiting for the fire to start.
"In the end, as of now, there are a total of 73 testers left. Alas, there are still too many people. Hehehe, try to kill each other, human beings."
The twisted and weird laughter from the radio kept echoing in the forest.
Su Buyu squinted his eyes and chuckled, "The fire is coming."
A pure black curled ash flower quickly bloomed on the clean white facial tissue, and orange flames danced around the edge of the flower.
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