The boss actually opened a cute new trumpet!
Chapter 31
There is a camera hidden on the ground not far away. The red light of the camera flashes and flashes, working silently.
Suddenly, the camera seemed to notice something, and the gimbal rotated [-] degrees to look at the person who was also lying in the grass.
The person in the picture has a pair of beautiful green eyes, like new leaves wet by spring rain, and a long golden hair hanging down casually, like flowing gold.
This scene is like a pictorial, the camera can't help but take a special shot.
The man raised his eyes and smiled slightly at the camera.
The information processing system of the smart camera is almost overloaded with heat!
Perfect, so perfect.
The next moment, the man reached out with his hand and unceremoniously pulled it out.
etc!what are you up to!
The camera finally noticed something.
That's right, that's right, there was a rumor on the Internet about this madman who destroyed the camera with his hands!
The pan/tilt of the camera rotated rapidly, but he couldn't escape even though he struggled.
It's over, it's over, my life is over!
The camera glanced at his bulging pockets, which were filled with his brother's guts and stumps.
Su Buyu raised his hand to hold down the camera, making it difficult to turn it.
He said silently to the camera: "Be good."
The smart camera is trembling, and the gimbal no longer dares to rotate at will.
Su Buyu gently touched the black head of the camera as if to comfort a cat, and then installed him on the camera stick he carried.
Alexander stared dumbfounded at his series of tricks.
Just when the man with the long knife was about to hit the long knife into the grass, Su Buyu held the camera pole, slowly stretched it out, and pointed the camera at the man with the long knife.
Alexander really admired Xiao Tang's boldness.
The man with the long knife looked at the camera in a daze for a moment, then turned sideways pretending to be cold, and raised the long knife to look at it.
"Ah, this is really a good knife. It helped me kill three people, and now it can be regarded as sharpened."
He flicked the long knife lightly, and hung the long knife with his arm at a 45-degree angle, silently making a concave shape.
The dog-nosed man complained: "Don't be so smug, since we can't find anyone, let's not stay here for too long, and be careful not to be regarded as praying mantises catching cicadas by other orioles."
The man with the long knife lowered his head, put his fingers on his forehead with the other hand, and said in a deep voice, "Well, what you said makes sense. In this case, let's leave first."
The dog-nosed man rolled his eyes skyward.
The man with the long knife couldn't help showing off his long knife before leaving, "I'm number 33, and that dog nose over there is number 79, remember to choose us!"
He smiled and blew a kiss to the camera, then grabbed something in the air, clenched his fist and gave it a light hammer on his heart.
The dog-nosed man vomited, "You can do it, just pretend to be yourself, don't drag me."
He turned and walked in the other direction.
The man with the long knife turned around and waved towards the camera while walking, and whispered to the dog-nosed man, "I'm giving you a chance. Although the audience are all demons and ghosts, at least the weapons they gave are very useful. I think..."
The two walked farther and farther, and finally disappeared.
Su Buyu slowly retracted the camera, turned to Alexander: "Now you can shut your mouth."
Alexander reacted abruptly and closed his gaping mouth.
"You are amazing!" He stared wide-eyed, praising him deeply.
Su Buyu smiled, "It's so-so, it's just a normal operation, don't panic."
Just as Alexander was about to stand up, a sudden force came from behind his head, pressing his face directly into the mud.
Before Alexander could yell, he suddenly heard "Is there really no one?"
Alexander was completely afraid to speak.
After a while, the footsteps disappeared.
Alexander turned his head to look at Su Buyu.
Su Buyu took off the camera, put it where it was, kicked Alexander, and jumped into a nearby grass with the strength of the rebound.
Alexander didn't dare to move, he kicked him, and then rolled down the hillside next to him. The whole process didn't take a few seconds.
Immediately afterwards, the man wielding a long knife suddenly appeared, and the long knife swept across, cutting half of the grass where the two had just hid.
The man stared at the camera and muttered: "There is really nothing."
The dog-nosed man's roar came from a distance: "You're a bit more sloppy! You'll attract people later!"
"It's also because your voice is too loud."
The man with the long knife jumped up on the spot, and the whole person rushed out of sight at an extremely fast speed.
Su Buyu got up from the grass and patted the grass clippings on his body.
He walked to the grass that was cut short by the man with the long knife, picked up the camera, pointed the camera at himself, smiled and said, "Is this the tester of your pick? Tsk tsk."
The smart camera can't help shaking.
How dare he mock the audience!
The camera could feel the urge of the audience on the other end to rush in and blow his dog's head off.
Su Buyu patted the camera, "You're pretty easy to use, so let me use it."
The camera burst into tears, however, no one could hear its cries of struggle.
Su Buyu stood on the hillside, looking at Alexander who was lying on his back at the bottom of the hillside.
Alexander was also looking at him, unable to say anything other than admiration in his heart.
Su Buyu: "Why are you still standing there? Are you not thirsty?"
"Ah, ah!" Alexander quickly jumped up.
On the way, he asked Su Buyu: "How do you know that man will come back repeatedly to check?"
"Put yourself in the same way as others, I think he has similarities with me," Su Buyu replied slowly, "If I have such a useful skill, I will come back many times to check it out."
Su Buyu smiled at the camera in his hand and said, "So, he's not as good as me. Who picked him up and gave him a knife? Now you can mock that fool to your heart's content."
Alexander: "Who are you talking to?"
Su Buyu smiled slightly: "The audience on the camera side is not considered stupid."
Alexander was a little confused: "Huh?"
Su Buyu continued to face the camera and said, "Only by choosing mine can one be counted as a smart person."
Alexander was a little puzzled: "Are you really trying to please those audiences? How do I feel that you are trying to annoy them in different ways?"
He really had something to say.
Su Buyu covered the radio that came with the camera, and shrugged at Alexander, "No way, I can't say anything good when I think the audience is those monsters."
Alexander: "You have a grudge against them?"
Su Buyu: "Of course, don't you have any enmity with them? Haven't you been played by the traps they set? Haven't they killed your friends? Have you been killed by them to the brink of extinction?"
Alexander suddenly said: "I see, you are right, we human testers are against them, how can we have no hatred..."
Su Buyu: "Let me remind you, just stun the testers who are about to attack for a while, and it's best not to kill them."
Alexander understood: "Is it because killing them will degenerate into monsters?"
Su Buyu stopped abruptly, staring at Alexander: "How do you know?"
Alexander said straightforwardly: "Because I met a powerful boss before."
Su Buyu's heart suddenly became tense, and he hurriedly asked, "Who?"
Alexander turned his head and said in surprise, "We found the water source!"
Su Buyu had no choice but to turn his head to look, only to see a glimmer of light in the gaps between the trees in the distance.
Just as Alexander was about to step over, he suddenly withdrew his feet.
He turned to look at Su Buyu, waiting for his instructions.
Su Buyu held up the camera and smiled slightly, "Okay, I'll let you go now, let's go."
With that said, he removed the smart camera on the camera pole.
Immediately, a propeller protruded from the top of the camera, and it spun away, happily leaving his side.
Su Buyu squinted his eyes and watched the camera fly and fly, and flew to a tree by the river.
Su Buyu lowered his voice: "Did you see that there are testers hidden in that tree."
Alexander: "... Seriously, is there anything here that you can't use, Xiao Tang?"
Su Buyu looked innocent: "Are you trying to say that I even lied to the camera? Anyway, no matter how smart they are, they don't have an emotional system, so they won't feel uncomfortable. As long as I don't harm their interests, I can still cheat the next time." them."
For the first time in his life, Alexander was speechless to people.
The two sneaked around behind the tester.
The tester was squatting on a tree, holding a stone in his hand, presumably trying to use the stone to murder someone.
Su Buyu asked Alexander in a low voice, "How is your aim?"
Alexander: "I can shoot arrows, shoot."
Without further ado, Su Buyu immediately handed him the camera stick in his hand.
"Throw it hard and knock him down."
Alexander nodded earnestly. He held the camera pole in a javelin-throwing posture, and bent his right arm back hard, with the muscles on his shoulders bulging.
He took a sharp step forward and threw the camera stick with all his might.
"Go away!"
With a sound of "whoosh", the camera rod flew towards the back of the head of the man on the tree, stabbing him hard on the back of the head, and because he threw it too hard, the person was directly swung under the tree by the camera rod.
"Bam—"
Su Buyu and Alexander waited in the distance for a while, and came over when they saw that the man hadn't gotten up.
Alexander rubbed his hands: "I didn't beat him to death, did I?"
Su Buyu shook his head: "Impossible, even if you fall from this height, no one will die."
The two came to the man, but the man remained motionless.
Su Buyu knelt down and tried to stick his fingers together to the man's neck, but before he could touch it, he immediately withdrew his hand and took a big step back.
Alexander looked inexplicable: "What's wrong?"
"He's awake."
As Su Buyu's words fell, the man turned over and sat up straight away.
Alexander picked up the Swiss Army Knife and stood in front of Su Buyu, "Stand back."
Su Buyu took a few steps back from the kindness.
The man didn't even look at the two of them, he got up by himself, patted the grass clippings on his body meticulously, walked to the tree where he fell and sat down.
Only then did the two discover that there was a rabbit under the tree whose foot was injured and could not move.
Alexander grabbed a handful of his hair and asked with a smile, "Are you protecting this rabbit?"
The man ignored him, just staring intently at the shimmering water.
Su Buyu stroked his chin, glanced at a person and a rabbit, and then followed that person's gaze.
In the river, there seemed to be something under the water that tapped the surface of the water, causing waves to spread out in circles.
Slowly, a pair of yellow-orange eyes emerged from the river.
Crocodile!
The crocodile slowly emerged from the river, revealing its long snout. He stared at the rabbit closely. With a jerk of his feet on the river bed, his long body suddenly jumped out like a fast-charging cannonball.
Alexander yelled: "The speed of this crocodile is abnormal!"
Su Buyu said bluntly, "What else do you want to be normal in this world!"
He didn't have any useful weapons in his hand at all, so he could only use the tiles he got from the last trial ground and use them reluctantly.
However, just as the crocodile was about to bite the rabbit, the man beside the tree suddenly stretched out his hand, even faster than the crocodile's bite, and quickly pushed a thick iron rod into the crocodile's mouth.
The moment the crocodile bit, the thick iron rod pierced his mouth all the way up and down with a "puchi".
The crocodile frantically shook its tail and tossed its big head.
The man took a few steps back, watching the crocodile's dying struggle with a cold expression.
Seeing that the crocodile could not get rid of the thick iron rod stuffed into its mouth, it crawled into the river again.
The man took a step forward and pulled out a machete from the item grid.
He didn't even raise his eyebrows, he chopped them off with a machete in both hands.
The splattered blood stained his half body red.
The crocodile's head was still wide open, but the bones were far away, and the remaining body twitched like a spasm, and finally collapsed.
He raised his hand and wiped the blood spots on his face with his sleeve, but rubbed the blood into a painted face.
He walked back under the tree, grabbed the long ears of the rabbit with bloody hands, turned his head again, retracted the thick iron rod, and then dragged the crocodile's tail away step by step, leaving only a long bloodstain on the ground.
Alexander's eyes lit up, and he exclaimed, "This is a real man! He's a man!"
Su Buyu: "Don't you find it strange? He is so powerful, how could we knock him down from the tree? He is so powerful, why didn't he come to take revenge on us?"
Alexander shook his head.
Su Buyu sighed, "This person is a great enemy, it's better not to cause conflicts, I'll explain when I have a chance."
"He wasn't on the tree just now to assassinate others, he should be waiting to assassinate this crocodile."
Alexander was confused when he heard it, and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you."
Su Buyu yawned, "Go get water, be careful what's in the river."
After listening to the instructions, Alexander walked to the river, took out the wine barrel and threw it into the river. After the barrel was filled with a lot of water, he put his hand on the barrel and took it back.
The two discussed it and planned to find a place to set up camp first. It will soon be night, and night is the most dangerous time.
The two went upstream and found a mountain.
After Alexander killed a bear with a seismic wave, the two finally took possession of a cave.
Su Buyu: "The exit of this cave is very small. If you find some bushes and plant them here, it will be difficult for anyone to find this place."
Alexander moved his gaze to the bear: "Then what about this one?"
Su Buyu leaned against the stone wall and said, "I don't recommend cooking with a fire here. The smoke, the aroma of the food, and the open fire will all attract ferocious beasts or other testers."
Alexander stared at the bear with reluctance on his face.
"Of course, you can keep it as a reserve grain first. If the climate here changes in the future, maybe you will use this reserve grain."
"Climate change?!" Alexander was startled.
Su Buyu narrowed his eyes and looked sideways at the entrance of the cave, "Have you heard the name of this reality show? Black Forest escape show..."
"The practice field is unlikely to provide useless information to the testers. I have never understood what the word "Hei Lin" means, so I should be more careful."
Before Alexander could speak, Su Buyu suddenly seemed to have heard something, and put a finger on his lips to silence Alexander.
Alexander subconsciously held his breath, his eyes accidentally crossed Xiaotang's face, and saw a small red mark under her eyelid, where the blood splashed at some point.
"listen."
"Ah? Ah...ah!" Alexander responded in a panic.
He heard the sound of "shua shua" coming from the stone wall.
Su Buyu: "It's raining lightly outside."
"Fortunately, we found the cave, otherwise it would have been raining now."
Su Buyu said indifferently: "Being exposed to the rain is still a trivial matter. I am most afraid of getting sick, and... the murderous intention hidden in the rain."
Because of the rain, the two had nothing else to do, so they ate some fruits they had brought back to the cave, and planned to sleep next to the dead bear.
As soon as Su Buyu lay down, he saw the camera that had been hiding in the corner sticking out eight claws, like a spider, and slid over with a "tap-tap-tap".
Su Buyu waved at it.
The camera stopped moving, and then moved over faster, as if he was afraid that he would dismantle it if it was too late.
Su Buyu touched the head of the camera, and lazily said to the camera: "Who picks mine? Give me a useful weapon."
Now he has no expectations for these demons and goblins. Sure enough, everything depends on himself.
Su Buyu hugged the camera in his arms, turned over, and blocked its radio equipment.
He was just about to fall asleep in a daze, but Alexander's erratic words came to his ears——
"Does that man want to eat the crocodile? How does he eat it? Isn't he afraid of being discovered if he lights it up?"
Su Buyu fell into a drowsy sleep, and when he heard the question, he reflexively said, "Oh, you also know my worth, what price will you pay for me to answer the question?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Buyu woke up. He pretended to be talking in his sleep and said: "The price is that you will give me the first weapon you get in this game. Well, if you agree, then I will give it to you." Let me tell you with mercy, I suspect that the person's skills are related to the beating?"
Alexander muttered softly, "Are you asleep?"
He sat up, leaned on the bear and asked, "How could it be related to being beaten?"
Su Buyu closed his eyes and said vaguely: "The second question."
"Hiss—" Alexander scratched his hair, "Little Tang, why are you smarter when you are asleep than when you are awake, then how about I give you one of the things in the item grid?"
Su Buyu thought carefully about the items in his item grid, and it seemed that he was not at a loss.
Su Buyu dragged his voice: "Well... with his skill, he should be able to dodge that blow. Since he doesn't dodge, it means that he has to take damage. Maybe his skill is that the more damage he takes, the greater the counterattack power will be. , after all, this is the world of Jinzihai.”
Alexander murmured softly: "It's also..."
Su Buyu pretended to say a few words in his sleep, and finally calmed down his breathing, and even snored, but he never really fell asleep from the beginning to the end.
His ears perked up, listening to Alexander's movements.
However, Alexander didn't know what kind of evil it was, he kept muttering, saying something in a foreign language that Su Buyu couldn't understand at all.
Su Buyu couldn't help taking a sneak peek at him, and saw him leaning against the stone wall, with his head slightly lowered, obviously shouting from a muscle, but showing a slightly melancholy look.
Su Buyu's arms were empty, and the camera slipped out, silently filming Alexander.
Cooperating with you, a kid with thick eyebrows and big eyes, has also learned to steal the spotlight?
To make matters worse, it didn't take long for a pair of bows and arrows to be thrown into the cave, with a letter on it, saying that it was given to Alexander by the audience.
Su Buyu looked at Alexander quietly.
Alexander smiled and showed his white teeth: "Little Tang, you can take this pair of bows and arrows, you just fell asleep, I have reached an agreement with you who is talking in your sleep, and I will give you the first weapon I got. "
Su Buyu was speechless: "..."
You are too honest a kid, it made it useless for me to sing, read, do and beat all that I had prepared.
I meant to have the Swiss Army knife in your pocket, but instead you gave me a bow and arrows.
Well, I really am not shameless enough!
Su Buyu reflected on herself a little, and decided to continue to work hard to be shameless... Bah, to practice acting skills.
Su Buyu smiled, and said embarrassedly: "Then I will not be polite."
He was not embarrassed, so he just accepted the bow and arrow with a smile, and deliberately showed it in front of the camera, annoyed those monsters who deliberately didn't pick him.
Alexander said frankly: "I also promised to give you an item in my inventory. Is there anything you want?"
Su Buyu scratched his cheek: "Look at what you said, children only do multiple-choice questions, but as an adult, I want them all."
Alexander paused, then burst out laughing loudly.
"Haha, Xiaotang, you are so interesting. Even if I give you all, can you still fit it in your item grid?"
Su Buyu narrowed his eyes.
Here comes the contradiction in Alexander—every time he thinks he is a big fool, he always catches the point unexpectedly, proving that he still has some brains.
Su Buyu couldn't help but think of the big guy Alexander had mentioned.
"When I just fell asleep, I seemed to hear you muttering something. What are you talking about?"
Alexander sat cross-legged on the ground, propped his chin, "I'm reading poetry."
He grinned, "Reading poetry on a rainy night, isn't it very atmospheric."
Su Buyu: "Oh, then I'll listen to you and read again..."
Just as Alexander opened his mouth, there was a scream from outside the cave.
Su Buyu and Alexander immediately jumped up and went straight to the entrance of the cave.
Alexander wanted to go out directly, but was kicked away by Su Buyu.
Su Buyu opened a small gap in the bushes blocking the entrance of the cave, and squinted his eyes.
The drizzle fell like silver threads, and spore-like sprays were splashed on the ground. In the rain and fog soaked in darkness, a slender and enchanting black figure slowly devoured a tester.
The tester was swallowed with only two pale legs, and fell powerlessly into the puddle.
Suddenly, the camera seemed to notice something, and the gimbal rotated [-] degrees to look at the person who was also lying in the grass.
The person in the picture has a pair of beautiful green eyes, like new leaves wet by spring rain, and a long golden hair hanging down casually, like flowing gold.
This scene is like a pictorial, the camera can't help but take a special shot.
The man raised his eyes and smiled slightly at the camera.
The information processing system of the smart camera is almost overloaded with heat!
Perfect, so perfect.
The next moment, the man reached out with his hand and unceremoniously pulled it out.
etc!what are you up to!
The camera finally noticed something.
That's right, that's right, there was a rumor on the Internet about this madman who destroyed the camera with his hands!
The pan/tilt of the camera rotated rapidly, but he couldn't escape even though he struggled.
It's over, it's over, my life is over!
The camera glanced at his bulging pockets, which were filled with his brother's guts and stumps.
Su Buyu raised his hand to hold down the camera, making it difficult to turn it.
He said silently to the camera: "Be good."
The smart camera is trembling, and the gimbal no longer dares to rotate at will.
Su Buyu gently touched the black head of the camera as if to comfort a cat, and then installed him on the camera stick he carried.
Alexander stared dumbfounded at his series of tricks.
Just when the man with the long knife was about to hit the long knife into the grass, Su Buyu held the camera pole, slowly stretched it out, and pointed the camera at the man with the long knife.
Alexander really admired Xiao Tang's boldness.
The man with the long knife looked at the camera in a daze for a moment, then turned sideways pretending to be cold, and raised the long knife to look at it.
"Ah, this is really a good knife. It helped me kill three people, and now it can be regarded as sharpened."
He flicked the long knife lightly, and hung the long knife with his arm at a 45-degree angle, silently making a concave shape.
The dog-nosed man complained: "Don't be so smug, since we can't find anyone, let's not stay here for too long, and be careful not to be regarded as praying mantises catching cicadas by other orioles."
The man with the long knife lowered his head, put his fingers on his forehead with the other hand, and said in a deep voice, "Well, what you said makes sense. In this case, let's leave first."
The dog-nosed man rolled his eyes skyward.
The man with the long knife couldn't help showing off his long knife before leaving, "I'm number 33, and that dog nose over there is number 79, remember to choose us!"
He smiled and blew a kiss to the camera, then grabbed something in the air, clenched his fist and gave it a light hammer on his heart.
The dog-nosed man vomited, "You can do it, just pretend to be yourself, don't drag me."
He turned and walked in the other direction.
The man with the long knife turned around and waved towards the camera while walking, and whispered to the dog-nosed man, "I'm giving you a chance. Although the audience are all demons and ghosts, at least the weapons they gave are very useful. I think..."
The two walked farther and farther, and finally disappeared.
Su Buyu slowly retracted the camera, turned to Alexander: "Now you can shut your mouth."
Alexander reacted abruptly and closed his gaping mouth.
"You are amazing!" He stared wide-eyed, praising him deeply.
Su Buyu smiled, "It's so-so, it's just a normal operation, don't panic."
Just as Alexander was about to stand up, a sudden force came from behind his head, pressing his face directly into the mud.
Before Alexander could yell, he suddenly heard "Is there really no one?"
Alexander was completely afraid to speak.
After a while, the footsteps disappeared.
Alexander turned his head to look at Su Buyu.
Su Buyu took off the camera, put it where it was, kicked Alexander, and jumped into a nearby grass with the strength of the rebound.
Alexander didn't dare to move, he kicked him, and then rolled down the hillside next to him. The whole process didn't take a few seconds.
Immediately afterwards, the man wielding a long knife suddenly appeared, and the long knife swept across, cutting half of the grass where the two had just hid.
The man stared at the camera and muttered: "There is really nothing."
The dog-nosed man's roar came from a distance: "You're a bit more sloppy! You'll attract people later!"
"It's also because your voice is too loud."
The man with the long knife jumped up on the spot, and the whole person rushed out of sight at an extremely fast speed.
Su Buyu got up from the grass and patted the grass clippings on his body.
He walked to the grass that was cut short by the man with the long knife, picked up the camera, pointed the camera at himself, smiled and said, "Is this the tester of your pick? Tsk tsk."
The smart camera can't help shaking.
How dare he mock the audience!
The camera could feel the urge of the audience on the other end to rush in and blow his dog's head off.
Su Buyu patted the camera, "You're pretty easy to use, so let me use it."
The camera burst into tears, however, no one could hear its cries of struggle.
Su Buyu stood on the hillside, looking at Alexander who was lying on his back at the bottom of the hillside.
Alexander was also looking at him, unable to say anything other than admiration in his heart.
Su Buyu: "Why are you still standing there? Are you not thirsty?"
"Ah, ah!" Alexander quickly jumped up.
On the way, he asked Su Buyu: "How do you know that man will come back repeatedly to check?"
"Put yourself in the same way as others, I think he has similarities with me," Su Buyu replied slowly, "If I have such a useful skill, I will come back many times to check it out."
Su Buyu smiled at the camera in his hand and said, "So, he's not as good as me. Who picked him up and gave him a knife? Now you can mock that fool to your heart's content."
Alexander: "Who are you talking to?"
Su Buyu smiled slightly: "The audience on the camera side is not considered stupid."
Alexander was a little confused: "Huh?"
Su Buyu continued to face the camera and said, "Only by choosing mine can one be counted as a smart person."
Alexander was a little puzzled: "Are you really trying to please those audiences? How do I feel that you are trying to annoy them in different ways?"
He really had something to say.
Su Buyu covered the radio that came with the camera, and shrugged at Alexander, "No way, I can't say anything good when I think the audience is those monsters."
Alexander: "You have a grudge against them?"
Su Buyu: "Of course, don't you have any enmity with them? Haven't you been played by the traps they set? Haven't they killed your friends? Have you been killed by them to the brink of extinction?"
Alexander suddenly said: "I see, you are right, we human testers are against them, how can we have no hatred..."
Su Buyu: "Let me remind you, just stun the testers who are about to attack for a while, and it's best not to kill them."
Alexander understood: "Is it because killing them will degenerate into monsters?"
Su Buyu stopped abruptly, staring at Alexander: "How do you know?"
Alexander said straightforwardly: "Because I met a powerful boss before."
Su Buyu's heart suddenly became tense, and he hurriedly asked, "Who?"
Alexander turned his head and said in surprise, "We found the water source!"
Su Buyu had no choice but to turn his head to look, only to see a glimmer of light in the gaps between the trees in the distance.
Just as Alexander was about to step over, he suddenly withdrew his feet.
He turned to look at Su Buyu, waiting for his instructions.
Su Buyu held up the camera and smiled slightly, "Okay, I'll let you go now, let's go."
With that said, he removed the smart camera on the camera pole.
Immediately, a propeller protruded from the top of the camera, and it spun away, happily leaving his side.
Su Buyu squinted his eyes and watched the camera fly and fly, and flew to a tree by the river.
Su Buyu lowered his voice: "Did you see that there are testers hidden in that tree."
Alexander: "... Seriously, is there anything here that you can't use, Xiao Tang?"
Su Buyu looked innocent: "Are you trying to say that I even lied to the camera? Anyway, no matter how smart they are, they don't have an emotional system, so they won't feel uncomfortable. As long as I don't harm their interests, I can still cheat the next time." them."
For the first time in his life, Alexander was speechless to people.
The two sneaked around behind the tester.
The tester was squatting on a tree, holding a stone in his hand, presumably trying to use the stone to murder someone.
Su Buyu asked Alexander in a low voice, "How is your aim?"
Alexander: "I can shoot arrows, shoot."
Without further ado, Su Buyu immediately handed him the camera stick in his hand.
"Throw it hard and knock him down."
Alexander nodded earnestly. He held the camera pole in a javelin-throwing posture, and bent his right arm back hard, with the muscles on his shoulders bulging.
He took a sharp step forward and threw the camera stick with all his might.
"Go away!"
With a sound of "whoosh", the camera rod flew towards the back of the head of the man on the tree, stabbing him hard on the back of the head, and because he threw it too hard, the person was directly swung under the tree by the camera rod.
"Bam—"
Su Buyu and Alexander waited in the distance for a while, and came over when they saw that the man hadn't gotten up.
Alexander rubbed his hands: "I didn't beat him to death, did I?"
Su Buyu shook his head: "Impossible, even if you fall from this height, no one will die."
The two came to the man, but the man remained motionless.
Su Buyu knelt down and tried to stick his fingers together to the man's neck, but before he could touch it, he immediately withdrew his hand and took a big step back.
Alexander looked inexplicable: "What's wrong?"
"He's awake."
As Su Buyu's words fell, the man turned over and sat up straight away.
Alexander picked up the Swiss Army Knife and stood in front of Su Buyu, "Stand back."
Su Buyu took a few steps back from the kindness.
The man didn't even look at the two of them, he got up by himself, patted the grass clippings on his body meticulously, walked to the tree where he fell and sat down.
Only then did the two discover that there was a rabbit under the tree whose foot was injured and could not move.
Alexander grabbed a handful of his hair and asked with a smile, "Are you protecting this rabbit?"
The man ignored him, just staring intently at the shimmering water.
Su Buyu stroked his chin, glanced at a person and a rabbit, and then followed that person's gaze.
In the river, there seemed to be something under the water that tapped the surface of the water, causing waves to spread out in circles.
Slowly, a pair of yellow-orange eyes emerged from the river.
Crocodile!
The crocodile slowly emerged from the river, revealing its long snout. He stared at the rabbit closely. With a jerk of his feet on the river bed, his long body suddenly jumped out like a fast-charging cannonball.
Alexander yelled: "The speed of this crocodile is abnormal!"
Su Buyu said bluntly, "What else do you want to be normal in this world!"
He didn't have any useful weapons in his hand at all, so he could only use the tiles he got from the last trial ground and use them reluctantly.
However, just as the crocodile was about to bite the rabbit, the man beside the tree suddenly stretched out his hand, even faster than the crocodile's bite, and quickly pushed a thick iron rod into the crocodile's mouth.
The moment the crocodile bit, the thick iron rod pierced his mouth all the way up and down with a "puchi".
The crocodile frantically shook its tail and tossed its big head.
The man took a few steps back, watching the crocodile's dying struggle with a cold expression.
Seeing that the crocodile could not get rid of the thick iron rod stuffed into its mouth, it crawled into the river again.
The man took a step forward and pulled out a machete from the item grid.
He didn't even raise his eyebrows, he chopped them off with a machete in both hands.
The splattered blood stained his half body red.
The crocodile's head was still wide open, but the bones were far away, and the remaining body twitched like a spasm, and finally collapsed.
He raised his hand and wiped the blood spots on his face with his sleeve, but rubbed the blood into a painted face.
He walked back under the tree, grabbed the long ears of the rabbit with bloody hands, turned his head again, retracted the thick iron rod, and then dragged the crocodile's tail away step by step, leaving only a long bloodstain on the ground.
Alexander's eyes lit up, and he exclaimed, "This is a real man! He's a man!"
Su Buyu: "Don't you find it strange? He is so powerful, how could we knock him down from the tree? He is so powerful, why didn't he come to take revenge on us?"
Alexander shook his head.
Su Buyu sighed, "This person is a great enemy, it's better not to cause conflicts, I'll explain when I have a chance."
"He wasn't on the tree just now to assassinate others, he should be waiting to assassinate this crocodile."
Alexander was confused when he heard it, and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you."
Su Buyu yawned, "Go get water, be careful what's in the river."
After listening to the instructions, Alexander walked to the river, took out the wine barrel and threw it into the river. After the barrel was filled with a lot of water, he put his hand on the barrel and took it back.
The two discussed it and planned to find a place to set up camp first. It will soon be night, and night is the most dangerous time.
The two went upstream and found a mountain.
After Alexander killed a bear with a seismic wave, the two finally took possession of a cave.
Su Buyu: "The exit of this cave is very small. If you find some bushes and plant them here, it will be difficult for anyone to find this place."
Alexander moved his gaze to the bear: "Then what about this one?"
Su Buyu leaned against the stone wall and said, "I don't recommend cooking with a fire here. The smoke, the aroma of the food, and the open fire will all attract ferocious beasts or other testers."
Alexander stared at the bear with reluctance on his face.
"Of course, you can keep it as a reserve grain first. If the climate here changes in the future, maybe you will use this reserve grain."
"Climate change?!" Alexander was startled.
Su Buyu narrowed his eyes and looked sideways at the entrance of the cave, "Have you heard the name of this reality show? Black Forest escape show..."
"The practice field is unlikely to provide useless information to the testers. I have never understood what the word "Hei Lin" means, so I should be more careful."
Before Alexander could speak, Su Buyu suddenly seemed to have heard something, and put a finger on his lips to silence Alexander.
Alexander subconsciously held his breath, his eyes accidentally crossed Xiaotang's face, and saw a small red mark under her eyelid, where the blood splashed at some point.
"listen."
"Ah? Ah...ah!" Alexander responded in a panic.
He heard the sound of "shua shua" coming from the stone wall.
Su Buyu: "It's raining lightly outside."
"Fortunately, we found the cave, otherwise it would have been raining now."
Su Buyu said indifferently: "Being exposed to the rain is still a trivial matter. I am most afraid of getting sick, and... the murderous intention hidden in the rain."
Because of the rain, the two had nothing else to do, so they ate some fruits they had brought back to the cave, and planned to sleep next to the dead bear.
As soon as Su Buyu lay down, he saw the camera that had been hiding in the corner sticking out eight claws, like a spider, and slid over with a "tap-tap-tap".
Su Buyu waved at it.
The camera stopped moving, and then moved over faster, as if he was afraid that he would dismantle it if it was too late.
Su Buyu touched the head of the camera, and lazily said to the camera: "Who picks mine? Give me a useful weapon."
Now he has no expectations for these demons and goblins. Sure enough, everything depends on himself.
Su Buyu hugged the camera in his arms, turned over, and blocked its radio equipment.
He was just about to fall asleep in a daze, but Alexander's erratic words came to his ears——
"Does that man want to eat the crocodile? How does he eat it? Isn't he afraid of being discovered if he lights it up?"
Su Buyu fell into a drowsy sleep, and when he heard the question, he reflexively said, "Oh, you also know my worth, what price will you pay for me to answer the question?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Buyu woke up. He pretended to be talking in his sleep and said: "The price is that you will give me the first weapon you get in this game. Well, if you agree, then I will give it to you." Let me tell you with mercy, I suspect that the person's skills are related to the beating?"
Alexander muttered softly, "Are you asleep?"
He sat up, leaned on the bear and asked, "How could it be related to being beaten?"
Su Buyu closed his eyes and said vaguely: "The second question."
"Hiss—" Alexander scratched his hair, "Little Tang, why are you smarter when you are asleep than when you are awake, then how about I give you one of the things in the item grid?"
Su Buyu thought carefully about the items in his item grid, and it seemed that he was not at a loss.
Su Buyu dragged his voice: "Well... with his skill, he should be able to dodge that blow. Since he doesn't dodge, it means that he has to take damage. Maybe his skill is that the more damage he takes, the greater the counterattack power will be. , after all, this is the world of Jinzihai.”
Alexander murmured softly: "It's also..."
Su Buyu pretended to say a few words in his sleep, and finally calmed down his breathing, and even snored, but he never really fell asleep from the beginning to the end.
His ears perked up, listening to Alexander's movements.
However, Alexander didn't know what kind of evil it was, he kept muttering, saying something in a foreign language that Su Buyu couldn't understand at all.
Su Buyu couldn't help taking a sneak peek at him, and saw him leaning against the stone wall, with his head slightly lowered, obviously shouting from a muscle, but showing a slightly melancholy look.
Su Buyu's arms were empty, and the camera slipped out, silently filming Alexander.
Cooperating with you, a kid with thick eyebrows and big eyes, has also learned to steal the spotlight?
To make matters worse, it didn't take long for a pair of bows and arrows to be thrown into the cave, with a letter on it, saying that it was given to Alexander by the audience.
Su Buyu looked at Alexander quietly.
Alexander smiled and showed his white teeth: "Little Tang, you can take this pair of bows and arrows, you just fell asleep, I have reached an agreement with you who is talking in your sleep, and I will give you the first weapon I got. "
Su Buyu was speechless: "..."
You are too honest a kid, it made it useless for me to sing, read, do and beat all that I had prepared.
I meant to have the Swiss Army knife in your pocket, but instead you gave me a bow and arrows.
Well, I really am not shameless enough!
Su Buyu reflected on herself a little, and decided to continue to work hard to be shameless... Bah, to practice acting skills.
Su Buyu smiled, and said embarrassedly: "Then I will not be polite."
He was not embarrassed, so he just accepted the bow and arrow with a smile, and deliberately showed it in front of the camera, annoyed those monsters who deliberately didn't pick him.
Alexander said frankly: "I also promised to give you an item in my inventory. Is there anything you want?"
Su Buyu scratched his cheek: "Look at what you said, children only do multiple-choice questions, but as an adult, I want them all."
Alexander paused, then burst out laughing loudly.
"Haha, Xiaotang, you are so interesting. Even if I give you all, can you still fit it in your item grid?"
Su Buyu narrowed his eyes.
Here comes the contradiction in Alexander—every time he thinks he is a big fool, he always catches the point unexpectedly, proving that he still has some brains.
Su Buyu couldn't help but think of the big guy Alexander had mentioned.
"When I just fell asleep, I seemed to hear you muttering something. What are you talking about?"
Alexander sat cross-legged on the ground, propped his chin, "I'm reading poetry."
He grinned, "Reading poetry on a rainy night, isn't it very atmospheric."
Su Buyu: "Oh, then I'll listen to you and read again..."
Just as Alexander opened his mouth, there was a scream from outside the cave.
Su Buyu and Alexander immediately jumped up and went straight to the entrance of the cave.
Alexander wanted to go out directly, but was kicked away by Su Buyu.
Su Buyu opened a small gap in the bushes blocking the entrance of the cave, and squinted his eyes.
The drizzle fell like silver threads, and spore-like sprays were splashed on the ground. In the rain and fog soaked in darkness, a slender and enchanting black figure slowly devoured a tester.
The tester was swallowed with only two pale legs, and fell powerlessly into the puddle.
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