After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Zhang Yawen's howling scared the assistant and manager sleeping in the next room to death.The two scrambled from the bed to Zhang Yawen's door, knocked on the door loudly and asked him what's wrong.

Zhang Yawen looked at the hairstyle of the bald guy in the mirror, which he had never tried before, and saw himself heartbroken and ashamed.

Although he still looks good without his hair, but he is filming a costume drama boss now! !How is he going to explain to the director that all his black and long straights fell out overnight?Maybe the director thought he was terminally ill? !

Zhang Yawen walked to the door weakly, "It's okay... I just had a terrible nightmare. Well, I'm not feeling well today, Xiao Wu, please help me to ask Director Zhong for a day off. I'll go see a doctor."

Zhang Jiwu is Zhang Yawen's cousin and also Zhang Yawen's manager, when he heard his cousin's weak voice, he knocked on the door anxiously: "It's okay to ask for leave, but you open the door and let me take a look at you! What's the matter with you now? What's wrong with you? Are you going to see a doctor by yourself? Or let Xiao Jiang and I take you to the hospital together?!" No matter from the perspective of relatives or managers, Zhang Jiwu You can't watch Zhang Yawen get sick.

Zhang Yawen touched the top of his head in distress.The weak voice turned into gnashing of teeth: "I don't need you! I'll go find him myself!!"

Zhang Jiwu heard the murderous taste in his cousin's voice, and paused for a moment: "Uh, all right. Then cousin, you should be careful. Call me if you need anything, I'll turn it on 24 hours a day."

Zhang Yawen perfunctorily told the two of them to leave quickly, then touched the back molars and put on a big hat, black mask and sunglasses for himself, especially distressed, collected all the hair on the bed, tied them into a small bundle, and stuffed them into the bag. He left the hotel like a thief.

He knew that Ye Rongyi didn't have a job today, at most he was reading scripts at home and thinking about how to invest.

It's a pity that I was a genius in acting when I was young, but not an investment genius.Most of the money he earned was invested, but six out of ten investments lost money.So much so that for so many years, the money he earned from investing was almost equal to the money he lost, and it seemed like he was tossing around for nothing.Zhang Yawen also persuaded Ye Rongyi not to worry about it anymore, just buy a house and hoard money, but Ye Rongyi was unwilling to live or die, so he had to invest tirelessly.

"How else can you say that God is fair?" Zhang Yawen sneered: "Like his kind of guy with a black stomach, God can't understand how smooth he is!" It's gone, I really can't think about it, just thinking about it makes him want to kill someone! !

When Zhang Yawen knocked on the door of Ye Rongyi's house, Ye Rongyi was reading a company's annual report and related data.If Zhao Jinshan was here, he would be able to recognize at a glance that this is the company that took money from him after he stayed up all night and couldn't think of a problem, and finally asked "Si Jinzhu's father" for help.

Ye Rongyi always felt that the development of this company was a bit too fast. He invested 1000 million in this company because he was optimistic about the future development of this company.But in the past few days, he heard some rumors, which seemed to say that there was something wrong with this company.Let those who can withdraw their funds quickly withdraw their funds, otherwise they will lose everything.

Ye Rongyi did not lack the 1000 million, but he was very unwilling to accept the possibility of his investment failing again, so he didn't even read the script at the moment, but just read the report.It's a pity that he is not a professional investment analyst. Several hours have passed and he has not seen any problems.

Then he was startled by the terrible knock on the door.

Immediately, Ye Rongyi's face became gloomy, he was in a bad mood, which unlucky person had to hit him with a gun? !

"Ye Rongyi! Ye Rongyi, come out to me!! Ye Rongyi, open the door! I know you are at home!! Don't think I won't yell if you don't say anything! Come to me, you male vixen who specializes in harming people! Open the door!!"

Ye Rongyi opened the door, and Zhang Yawen, who was banging on the door vigorously, fell directly into the door.

Before Zhang Yawen could question him angrily, Ye Rongyi took off his hat: "Look at your goofy outfit, you..."

Ye Rongyi stopped abruptly in the middle of his words. He stared at Faxiao's round and smooth head. All the anger just now disappeared and turned into shock.

Zhang Yawen's hat was taken off, and he was heartbroken. When he turned his head and saw Fa Xiao staring at his head and pursing his lips to smile, he was almost out of breath:

"You saw it!! My hair!! I slept last night and woke up early this morning and my hair was gone!! Ang!! Look at my sad bald head!! I was black and long straight on a trending search before , It can also be said that it is to prepare for acting. You said that I am bald overnight, and how do I explain it when it becomes popular?! Say that I suddenly took another undercover scene in a prison!!"

"Pfft." Ye Rongyi couldn't hold back.

Zhang Yawen reached out and grabbed Ye Rongyi's collar: "You still laugh!! You still dare to laugh!! Isn't all this because of that broken shampoo you gave me?! Go and give it to me right now! Contact the shop owner and ask him what's going on with the current situation? Will there be other sequelae, such as not being able to grow hair for the rest of my life!" Zhang Yawen became sad as he spoke: "Let me tell you, I If you are all bald in the future, just wait, I have to pour that bottle of shampoo on your head! If you are brothers, you should be black and straight together, and then go bald together!!"

Ye Rongyi was shocked by Zhang Yawen's last threat. Thinking that this was definitely something he could do at a young age, he calmly coughed and stretched out his hand to pull Zhang Yawen away to let him go. He took out his mobile phone and gave it to Si Happy to play WeChat video.This problem is really serious, let's see what the store owner has to say this time!

Si Xiao was sitting in his office when he received the video, Ye Yingdi was also lucky, because Si Xiao added more and more customers and friends on WeChat these days, and it was inconvenient to switch between small and large, so he picked up his old mobile phone Come out and use it.Otherwise, Ye Rongyi would have to wait until evening to contact Si Xiao.

However, Si Xiao directly refused after seeing Yiye Zhan's video request.Just kidding, now that he is sitting in the office in a suit and leather shoes, can he have a video with the actor?His backhand is the voice call.

Before Ye Rongyi got angry when the video request was rejected, the voice request came.He frowned, thinking that the other party might not be convenient for the video, so he connected the voice.

Then, Si Xiao heard Ye Yingdi talk about Zhang Yawen's baldness in a very serious and cold voice. Si Xiao thought about Zhang Yawen's baldness for a moment, and almost couldn't hold back his puff.He quickly called the old ghost.

At the same time, keep the actor steady: "Cough. Well, I didn't expect the side effect to make the user bald in three days. I'll ask the producer himself now, please wait a moment. Well, if possible, can you take a photo for me?" Me? I'll show it to the producer." Of course, I mainly watch it myself.

Ye Rongyi looked at Zhang Yawen, who angrily refused.

"Don't even think about it!! My bald appearance will never be seen by a third person!!"

Si Xiao felt regretful on the other end of the phone, if he had known earlier, he should have connected through the video.

And at this time, the old ghost appeared hahahaha.

He flicked his long sleeves, Si Xiao's cell phone flashed suddenly, and then he directly saw the angry and roaring face of the bald Zhang Yawen over there.

"Pfft!" It's no good, this time I really couldn't hold back.He really didn't expect that the top of Zhang Yawen's head was still a little pointy?

[Sure enough, I'm bald, hahaha, oh, it really makes me so happy.Look at this pointed forehead, look at this stupid look! 】

The old ghost admired Zhang Yawen's forehead in all directions while talking, and then he waved his sleeve again, and Si Xiao's phone returned to its original state.

[Tell that bald fool that he won't lose his hair, and he will be able to grow stubble again in a few days.And hair will grow where there was no hair before.I've said it many times, I never make anything harmful!Hey! 】

Si Xiao saw the old man gloating and enjoying his misfortune, and suddenly understood why this guy didn't talk about side effects.He just waited to see other people's troublesome appearance to entertain himself.

Hehe, he seems to have found another reason why this old devil can't sell anything.With this character, it must have been an old scourge thousands of years ago.

So Si Xiao conveyed the old ghost's words.

"Hello actor, I have already asked the producer just now, and he said that you don't have to worry at all. It is a pure natural herbal essence that is beneficial to the human body and has added magical power. Even if Mr. Zhang has lost all his hair now, but After four days, the hair will grow back, and the newly grown hair will be very thick and smooth, which can be regarded as improving the hair quality in another sense. And, besides this, there is no other product Therefore, you two don’t need to worry and get angry at all, and you only need to use the shampoo according to the normal amount, once every three days.”

Ye Rongyi and Zhang Yawen breathed a sigh of relief after hearing the explanation.Neither of them doubted what Si Xiao said. After all, the shampoo that can make hair grow waist-length overnight and lose all hair overnight, although they are atheists, they still believe it to some extent. "Magical power" was added to it, but Ye Rongyi was more wary, and felt a little uncertain about this shampoo.Worried about what hormone ingredients it uses.Zhang Yawen was different. He touched his forehead in confusion. When Si Xiao was about to hang up the phone, Zhang Yawen suddenly said:

"Well, cough, let me ask again, if I wash my hair with a lot of shampoo tonight, will I still have long hair tomorrow?"

Ye Rongyi looked at his own hair as if he was mentally retarded. Hasn't he had enough of this crime? !

Si Xiao was also shocked.

Zhang Yawen quickly explained: "Isn't that me filming a costume drama? I need to use my long hair. The quality of the hair I grew out before was pretty good, and now it's too late to make wigs or hair extensions, so, cough Is there any way to keep my hair from going bald?"

Si Xiao: "..."

He twitched the corner of his mouth and asked the old ghost.

The old ghost laughed fiercely.Afterwards, a bottle of shampoo in a mineral water bottle fell out of thin air on the desk in front of Si Xiao.This time the shampoo is dark purple in color.

[Sell this to that kid, 8000 yuan without bargaining!Overnight hair balm!The excess energy in the body is supplied to the scalp to stimulate hair growth, which can guarantee long hair for a month at a time, then bald for ten days, and grow hair again after ten days.However, this shampoo can only be used once a month, if there is too much, the side effect is not ten days of baldness. 】

Si Xiao looked at the bottle of purple shampoo with toothache.

Forward the message to Ye Rongyi.

Zhang Yawen looked at the bottle of the same purple shampoo with the same three styles, and the price was 8000 yuan, and immediately shouted: "Grab money! A bottle of shampoo is [-] yuan?! Then I might as well just use the green shampoo." Forget the ointment!"

As soon as he finished yelling, a message from Si Xiao was sent over there again.

"Honey, don't think about the side effects of using the Daxian brand shampoo multiple times. If the side effects exceed seven times, you will become really bald. The kind that will never grow hair."

Zhang Yawen: "..." I suspect that the other party is a roundworm in my stomach.

Ye Rongyi: "..." Sure enough, the shampoo is full of evil.

The author has something to say: Laogui product small class:

Old Ghost: Cough, let me introduce the "Daxian Brand Shampoo Green Version" I made.This product uses [-] kinds of pure natural herbal essences, prepared with spiritual water, and refined with true energy.The finished product nourishes the scalp and improves hair quality. It is a must-have for beauty-loving women!

Si Xiao: Tell me about the side effects.

Old Ghost: No side effects! !How can my product have side effects! !

Si Xiao: ...

Old Ghost: Cough, all right.If used improperly, excessive dosage will over-stimulate the energy in the body to the scalp, and overnight hair growth is not a dream.However, if it is very prosperous, it will decline, so the hair will fall out after three days.Excessive use for many times will damage the scalp and body essence, so don't be desperate, and use it according to the amount, you idiot!I didn't cheat anyone at all, it's you who didn't listen to the greetings and blamed me, bah!

Si Xiao: Therefore, those who want to make a fortune by relying on their hair should be cautious about making a fortune.Damn oh.