After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Unless the pebbles are made of gold or jade, one thousand ones will never be sold.Si Xiaozai carefully observed the oval pebble in his hand, and finally came to a conclusion with a blank expression—it was indeed an ordinary pebble, its surface was as smooth as jade, and it didn't even have a small hole. I don't know how to use it as a wolf spray.

Si Xiao took a deep breath, and his tone became gloomy: "Old ghost, tell me how this thing can be used as lighting and anti-wolf spray? It doesn't seem to be useful at all. You can't be so crazy when doing business, otherwise it will be considered as an anti-wolf spray." You won’t be able to sell anything after thousands of years.”

The old ghost's tone was more sinister than his when he heard these words: [Stupid human beings!You will know whether it is useful or not if you try it yourself tonight!I'm too lazy to waste my tongue with you!There are never any fakes in this seat!Don't compare me with those who are crazy for profit! 】

After saying that, the old ghost disappeared, and no matter how Si Xiao asked him to introduce Pebble, he ignored him.

In the end, Si Xiao was helpless, and decided to test the anti-wolf spray cobblestone in detail at night, wondering if the cobblestone could suddenly burst out small holes and emit poisonous gas?This is a bit unscientific, but even the old ghost already exists, and there may not be much science left with him.

Si Xiao first expressed his joy of winning the lottery on Weibo, and of course he did not forget to thank Daxian for his protection and continue to advertise Daxian brand shampoo.

Then he just stayed at home for a day as a matter of course, and because of the rain at night, Si Xiao decided to stop working for a day and not go to sales.In this way, there are only six days left in his life, which makes him feel more anxious.

Hearing the sound of rain outside the window, Si Xiao suddenly opened the door and walked under the porch. Instead of turning on the light, he opened his clenched right hand, revealing the plain white pebbles inside.The rainy night was dark, but when Si Xiao opened his right hand, the pebbles in his hand slowly emitted a gleaming white light in the dark night. The light was very dim at first, but after about ten seconds Its brightness is enough to illuminate a small circle around it.Although there is no light from a mobile phone flashlight, it has a gentle beauty.

Si Xiao looked at this cobblestone in a daze. It was different from the ordinary one during the day, but in the dark night, this cobblestone was much more beautiful.He put this pebble in front of his eyes and found that it was like a night pearl, emitting brilliance from the inside to the outside.

Well.In this case, maybe 500 yuan can be sold to some girls who like to collect beautiful small items.

Si Xiao thought this way, but turned over and over again and found no fog that could prevent wolves from appearing on the stone.He opened his mouth to ask the old ghost, but he stopped short.He suddenly felt that it would be more interesting to find out the special features of this item by himself than to ask others.Just like this piece of fluorescence in the palm of your hand in this rainy night.

Si Xiao laughed softly, and he stood under the eaves of the porch, quietly listening to the sound of the rain and the wind, accompanied by the fluorescent light in his hand, for a long time.

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The next day was Sunday, and it was also the premiere day of "The Doomsday Storm" by actor Ye Rongyi.

The VIP movie ticket he got was for the movie theater of the International Shopping Plaza at ten o'clock in the morning.It takes half an hour to drive from his home to the International Shopping Plaza.Si Xiao didn't stay in bed, but the last time he went out was after nine o'clock.He turned around in the garage and finally chose the small black eDonkey in the corner. He put on his helmet and looked at the mirror on the handlebar. He nodded with satisfaction.

He originally planned to go to the movies in his daily outfit, after all, he doesn't do sales in broad daylight.But then the squatting at home attribute broke out, and he felt that instead of going out at night, it would be better to complete the sales task while going out during the day, so that he didn't have to go out again at night, and he could stay at home with peace of mind.

So, Si Xiao finally put on a blond wig, a big mask and sunglasses, and walked out in a white casual sweatshirt.

On the first night of sales promotion, Si Xiao was afraid of being discovered by others, so the disguise was a bit too heavy, so that it hurt Ye Yingdi's eyes.But after a few days of getting familiar with the skills, the dedicated Comrade Si Xiao has already started to learn the art of camouflage and makeup.Although he still has yellow hair this time, the whole person looks much more pleasing to the eye, even with Si Xiao's beautiful eyes, this yellow hair is a bit handsome.

At the premiere ceremony, the main actors of the film will be present and interact with the audience. During the period, media reporters can also interview the stars at close range.After these interactions are complete, the movie will play.

Ye Rongyi naturally participated in the premiere of "The Doomsday Storm". Today, he is wearing a silver-gray casual suit, which makes his long legs straighter and looks very energetic.

Ye Rongyi stood on the stage to answer the host's questions and randomly selected viewers and audiences to interact.Most of the lights in the premiere were concentrated on the front stage, and the auditorium sitting below was a little dark.But Ye Rongyi still saw the yellow hair wearing a mask sitting among a group of black hair at a glance.

Ye Rongyi clicked his tongue in his heart.Thinking of how hard it was for me to pass this guy's WeChat friend application before, when he thought he could get details about the side effects of shampoo, this guy used an innocent and pure emoji to express that he didn't know, but he definitely wouldn't A deadly answer.It almost made the film king scold others without grace.

Ye Rongyi looked innocently at that cat face. After a few seconds of silence, jpg said that he wanted to report this three-nothing product.As a result, the yellow-haired shopkeeper over there is not at all cowardly, how did he answer?

Daxian Brand Miracle Shopkeeper: [Darling, I really don’t know about the side effects, because I have always used it as required.So there's no way to tell you what the side effects are.But I can guarantee that our shampoos are all pure natural herbal essences, with some magical power added to have that amazing effect.Our philosophy is to benefit the world and promote Daxian brand.It is not self-defeating signs.But this does not mean that we will allow others to slander us. 】

Daxian brand magic shop owner: [If Ye Yingdi must report us, then report.Our big deal is to lose a little money and time, but more people lose the opportunity to change their lives.Tsk tsk, this is a big cause and effect Ye Yingdi, it will affect luck. 】

Seeing these few words, Ye Rongyi was about to be laughed out of anger. He really is a pretender, what about karma and luck?If there are such things as karma and luck, those good people who died in vain will probably die of anger.And the long-lived villain could have accumulated virtue in his previous life?

But in the end, Ye Rongyi did not report the mysterious owner of the Daxian brand.One is because he felt that a monk could not escape a temple if he could run away, and he wanted to find someone. A hacker among fans alone would be enough to destroy the owner of the shop.Second, Zhang Yawen hasn't had any problems since he grew his hair. It seems that this is the only side effect.Speaking of which, Zhang Yawen himself was very happy.

Therefore, Ye Rongyi threw the yellow hair aside, thinking to wait and see later.

Then Ye Rongyi found out that Huang Mao had won the lottery the next day.

Don't mention his mood at the time, he almost wanted to avenge his personal revenge, but in the end he didn't do anything considering his life and character.

Originally, Ye Rongyi thought that with so many people at the premiere, he would not see that disgusting yellow hair if he sat at the front, but when he came on stage, his eyes swept away, and a little yellow in the black bushes was swept away.

Ye Rongyi was distracted for a moment, but soon he pulled his mind back without any trace.

And Si Xiao, who was sitting on the seat and staring at the stage, felt that for a moment he and Ye Yingdi's eyes met. His first reaction was not to be excited, but to touch his mask directly to confirm the mask of the robot cat. Still hanging on his mouth, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Soon after the interactive session ended, the entire venue went dark, and some kind of solemn music sounded slowly from the big screen in front of it, and the shocking scene of the snow mountain collapsing rushed towards us.

In Si Xiao's perception, Ye Rongyi is a very famous and handsome person.Apart from that, he doesn't know much about the entertainment industry, so he won't put a lot of energy into paying attention to the affairs of the entertainment industry.

So, even though Ye Rongyi was the most popular person in the entertainment industry, Si Xiao didn't think he was that great.After all, he is one of the people who stand at the top of the circle.

It's just that maybe because of the intersection with Ye Rongyi a few days ago, the person who didn't have any sense of existence in his mind suddenly became three-dimensional and vivid. Looking at the magnified figure on the screen Man, watching him perfectly display a man's wisdom, composure, perseverance and other charms on the screen, Si Xiao finally sat up gently.

"...It really is amazing." Not only his strong personal charm, but also his impeccable professionalism.

Even though Si Xiao is not a professional actor or film critic, he can still feel whether the movie is good or bad, and his acting skills are good or bad.

When he came out of the theater, Si Xiao seemed to have not recovered from the storm of the doomsday.He looked at the excited discussion crowd around him, and felt that "Ye Rongyi" really had the aura of extending his life for seven days.

"Well, sure enough, we still need to have a good relationship."

Afterwards, Si Xiao started to sell the shampoo under the sun. Unfortunately, perhaps because of the hot weather, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon after Si Xiao exhausted his tongue and successfully sold three bottles of shampoo.

Si Zhai Jingli felt that he was going to die, so he rode a small electric donkey to his villa.

When he returned to the villa complex and was about to get home, he saw the little girl from the neighbor's house talking on the phone.

Si Xiao rode a small electric donkey and walked over slowly, and vaguely heard the words "Going out for three days? No. 17, will you come back after eleven in the evening? It's been a long time since I went out, and my parents might not agree..." .He frowned and stopped the little eDonkey.Turning to look at the girl in sportswear and carrying a small backpack, after thinking about it, she got out of the car and walked over.

At this time, Ding Mengmeng had finished talking on the phone.She saw the blond young man wearing a mask walking towards her with a somewhat wary expression.

"Who are you? Are you... are you looking for Brother Si?"

Only then did Si Xiao realize that he was still wearing a wig and mask.Taking off the mask in one go, Ding Mengmeng opened her mouth wide.

Si Xiaolue smiled awkwardly, but he still kept his aloof personality: "I'm out on some errands, so I can't let others see it."

Ding Mengmeng: "...Oh."

"Hey, I just heard you say you're going on a trip. You, a little girl, have to remember to defend yourself even if you go out with your classmates, so this is for you."

Si Xiao stuffed the pebble into Ding Mengmeng's hand.

"This thing can be used as a night pearl at night, and it can also be used as anti-wolf spray. I just asked someone to buy it."

Si Xiao frantically called the old ghost to ask how to use it, and after a pause for a few seconds, he said to Ding Mengmeng: "...it is automatic sensing, if there is danger, you just hold it in your hand and point it at the person who wants to use it." People who hurt you. The fog will come straight out."

After Si Xiao said this, he nodded at Ding Mengmeng, turned around and went back.

Ding Mengmeng was left to look at the very ordinary pebble in her hand with a dull expression.

Although she always thought that Brother Si next door was handsome and aloof, this sudden behavior of stuffing things was still very weird? !

And Si Xiao was reasoning with the old ghost at this time.

"Her family is very rich. As long as this stone really works, her family can ask me to buy back a lot of pebbles later! This is an early investment, understand? We have to put a long line to catch big fish, even if it is two thousand one They will buy it without blinking an eye!"

The old ghost was a little unhappy at first, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that the upper body human he was looking for this time was really smart!The mood is happy, and the demons are hopeful.

That night, Si Xiao and the old ghost were in a good mood.

Ye Rongyi was also in a good mood after seeing the film critics who praised the film positively after watching the film.

Zhang Yawen successfully filmed the scene for two days, and his beautiful hair gave him a good photogenic feeling, so he was also very happy when he was sleeping.

Everyone rested happily.

However, Zhang Yawen's good mood disappeared early the next morning.

He touched his shiny forehead in horror, looked at the long black hair on the bed that looked like withered petals, and let out a scream like a crazy screaming chicken from the soul again.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

The author has something to say: Cough, finally wrote here hahahahaha.Said that the side effects are fine, hahaha.

If you write too much, it will be a bit late, try to be on time next time.Group?