After being possessed by the marketing maniac

At three o'clock, Si Xiao was sitting under the sun umbrella, with a Buddhist smile on his face, watching the actors who were also in a happy and peaceful mood filming under the scorching sun.The atmosphere of the whole crew was extremely harmonious and beautiful. Even when filming some intense fighting scenes, the director would ask the actors to take down the cool stones and start filming again because of their cool and comfortable expressions.All in all, life has become better since having the Cooling Stone!

Everyone in the harmonious crew, including the owner himself, didn't know that there was a raging fight on the Internet.The main performers are some fellow shopkeepers and sunspots who are envious of the Daxian Magical Shop, as well as the new fanatics of the Daxian Magical Shop, including Mei Ziwei.

When # that unscrupulous businessman who sold ten thousand for a broken stone just after he became popular, his food looks too ugly, right? After the long microblog of # was released, because the title stepped on the hot spot that the majority of netizens pay attention to, it was quickly clicked and read by tens of thousands.

In this article, I directly cut out the pictures of the products sold in Si Xiao's Daxian Magical Shop, and then expressed my opinions in a tone of slander everywhere with superficial research and discussion.

[It's just a Taobao store that has just opened for less than a month, and now it has more than 8 followers.Let's not discuss whether so much attention is real or paid for. Since there are so many fans, there should be a lot of excellent things sold in this store, right?

But it’s not the same, I have observed carefully and carefully for a long time, and I can count the products of this store with one slap!But this is really the most "unique" Taobao store that Liu has ever seen - there are only five products in total, and I have to bring this new one.

There are only five kinds of items sold in a store, and it can still have so many fans and such considerable sales, it can be said to be a miracle.

Then let us take a closer look at the products sold in this store.

Let me talk about No. 500 Daxian brand shampoo, worth [-] yuan a bottle.It claims to save baldness [-]%, that is to say, regardless of people's physique and other factors, as long as they use their shampoo, they can grow hair.This month's sales have reached more than a thousand.Not to mention that it is several times more expensive than most shampoos, it just depends on the appearance of the product, it is just a glass bottle filled with green paste.Nothing else.All Sanwu products are better than it, right?This kind of product has nothing to do with it, but some people really believe that it can grow hair?Someone really bought it?

Let's talk about No. 380's anti-wolf Ye Mingshi, this is even more outrageous.Not to mention the asking price of [-] per piece, it is still out of stock.According to the monthly sales volume, there are only five pieces in total.Da Liu asked the customer service with a scientific and cautious attitude, but the customer service told Liu Fanglang that Ye Mingshi was highly praised and the materials were too difficult to find, and there were only five at most per month.Please come back on the [-]th of next month.They also take reservations.However, now there are [-] and eight people in front of Liu.

Da Liu really wanted to laugh out loud when he saw this.Although many salespeople have this kind of routine, to show how popular their products are and how good they are.But it's just a luminous stone that glows at night, and it's just a big mouth that costs 1 yuan, and it's said to be out of stock.Believe it or not, I don't believe in Da Liu anyway.

If we say that the previous shampoo and anti-wolf night stone are more or less practical.

Then, the 100 yuan a piece of happy candy and sweet talk candy sold in this store are simply the most shameless fake products I have ever seen!

Eating one can make you happy all day?Can you talk sweet words after eating one?

The monthly sales of these two kinds of candies are more than 5000, and the latter's sweet talk candy has sold more than [-]!And the comments below are rave reviews.

Da Liu personally bought a happy candy and ate it. After eating it, he regretted the IQ tax he paid.

It's just an ordinary candy!It's just because the name of this candy is Happy Candy, which gives you a certain psychological hint. Only those who eat candy will feel that I am really happy.The sweet talk candy is even more outrageous. After eating it, you can involuntarily make hundreds of animal sounds.Because there was a live broadcast by a certain game master, this kind of candy exploded in an instant, and then directly brought fire to this "cold and special" Daxian magical shop.

But if there is such a candy that can make people involuntarily make animal noises, Da Liu would like to ask, is this technology leading the world? !

Da Liu knows that there will always be all kinds of weird products with gimmicks in Taobao stores, but it is not good to blow too much and despise everyone's IQ too much.When I was still debating whether to post the sugar issue, this store launched the last product - Cooling Stone.

A small white stone that claims to keep you cool in summer, as if carrying a portable air conditioner on your back.The price is ten thousand.

At this point, Liu felt that this kind of exaggerated and unscrupulous black businessman really wanted to be exposed.Otherwise, he really thought that he could make a lot of money by telling a big lie, and treat everyone like a monkey. 】

The person who posted this long Weibo is a well-known Weibo blogger named "Liu who doesn't pay IQ tax".

Because this blogger would find some products he thought were unworthy to review and criticize before, so after today's Weibo was posted, some of his former fans started to complain without thinking.

[God, this is really a "magic" shop.The shop owner lied about the product and charged wildly for the price, and the customer actually placed the order without thinking!Seeing them, I finally felt the superiority of IQ.At least I pay very little tax for IQ. 】

【Oh oh oh, let me see who Liu chooses to reveal this time, who is the gorgeous and hypocritical mask?My goodness, what an audacious store!Hahaha, long hair, 100% anti-wolf, happy all day after eating, and automatic sweet talk.If these things were really useful, they wouldn't be popular all over the Internet and the whole world!But my brain tells me that there is no such awesome thing in this world! 】

[The most outrageous thing is the cool stone, right?How dare this merchant advertise that wearing it is like wearing a portable air conditioner?Even the largest air conditioner manufacturers dare not make such claims.Who gave the owner of this small shop the courage? 】

【No, no, no, I think the most outrageous thing is the sweet talk candy, happy candy is okay, sweets make people feel happy and add something else, it can always achieve the effect of making people happy for a day.However, taking the initiative to say sweet words hahaha, how is this possible, this Taobao shop owner spent a lot of money looking for trust and advertisements in order to become popular! 】

[Reported, no thanks.I'm just waiting for the Quality Inspection Bureau to come out and slap me in the face. 】

These fans of Da Liu and some fans who think that their IQ is online and rational and scientific have completely trampled Daxian's magical shop in a short period of time.Under normal circumstances, if you are stepped on like this, you will not be able to turn over anyway and you will always be blacked out.

However, people who had already bought things soon started fighting back.

The eldest son of the Qiao family: [Hehe, don't use your ignorance to judge the excellence of others.Looking at Weibo, I know that Da Liu didn't understand and try the products in the Daxian store in detail before he started to spray randomly.I just bought a happy candy, obviously it really worked and it was a psychological hint.Your family's psychological suggestion can make you happy for a day with the name of a happy candy?This is the myth and legend!Among other things, here are the pictures and videos, this is the anti-wolf night stone that my brother has.It's not just a glowing stone, people can really guard against wolves, right? #picture#picture#video#]

The technical dog who would rather die than be bald: [Originally I was a Buddhist netizen, but seeing that something really effective was hacked so badly, as a customer who benefited from it, I still feel uneasy if I don’t speak up.I was recommended by a guy with unspeakable clothes in Minghu Square more than a month ago. To be honest, I thought that guy was a liar. After all, the Daxian brand shampoo at that time Not even a beautiful glass bottle, just a mineral water bottle containing Sanwu products.But because of my baldness, I have failed dozens of blind dates, and I simply feel that life is not worth it.The salesman at that time said that hair would definitely grow. Believe me, with my mentality at the time, let alone the shampoo of Sanwu products, even if it was the poison of Sanwu products, I had to grab the last straw and try. try.Then, now a month has passed.I wash twice a week and I wash very seriously.Right now, I'm in love.Send us a comparison chart. #一月前#一月后#.Totally true, I'm not Tor.And, among the more than 1000 shampoos sold in the Taobao store, there must be contributions from my colleagues. 】

Mei Brain V: [I have been on the Internet for so long, I have played advertisements, and I have also accepted endorsements.I will never deny the money I make by my skills!But I can't stand the roll call this time!why?Because I didn't take a penny from the owner of the Daxian shop, and I wasn't even a WeChat friend with him.Why are you so black and I said that I took money to advertise for him? !Let me tell you, unless you give me 50 in advertising fees and pay what you say I deserve.Otherwise, I will beat you to death! 】

Mei Brain V: [The video of me eating candy is still in the live broadcast room between me and Lao Bu.Those who are brainless, black and brainless, go see for yourself!Are the eyes still blind when the brain is not enough?I don't understand, it's obviously a good thing, but just because you can't make it yourself and can't afford it, you say it's not good?Sour grapes?Or is it not smart enough?This store really doesn't need me to advertise, because its future "tap water" can cover the entire network.Hehe, I won't say anything else, I'm going to buy cool stones right now!My family's old Bu said that the shopkeeper would probably stop selling the goods if he was unhappy, who made him such a weirdo.I'll go buy a lot first, and then I'll slap you in the face to make you feel bad! 】

As soon as Mei Xinwei's Weibo was released, the discussion about Daxian's magical shop became more intense.Although many buyers who bought items from Daxian Miracle Shop, headed by Mei Brain, came out to confirm that your items in Daxian Store are really good and effective.

But Si Xiao's store has only been open for more than a dozen days so far. Even if some fans stand up and speak out, compared with the huge netizen base in the Internet, it really can't make a comeback.

In the end, at five o'clock in the afternoon, the Daxian Miracle Shop was completely scolded, and all unscrupulous merchants and words that would never buy this product in this life were all sprayed on.

At this time, Si Xiao, who was watching the filming in the crew, suddenly felt that the air around him became cold. He turned his head suddenly, and saw the old ghost's aura floating behind him.

[Old devil!what's wrong with you? 】Could it be that the devil who was suppressed by the old ghost came out again? !

As a result, the old ghost's face was full of anger: [I'm so mad!Slap in the face!Go and slap me in the face! !Within half an hour I want to see those Internet trolls all shut up, and within a month I want to see them apologize!Otherwise, I won't be able to suppress the devil under the riot of the demon in my heart, and the two of us will die together! ! 】

Si Xiao was dumbfounded.

No, wasn't it fine before?Why did the demon suddenly riot again? !Si Xiao felt like he was going crazy, but he finally caught the keyword "Internet troll" that the old ghost said.

Si Xiao quickly turned on his phone, and the hottest news topic was his "Daxian Magical Shop".

After reading the Weibo of Liu who doesn't pay IQ tax, Si Xiao thought to himself that you really don't have to pay IQ tax, because you simply don't have IQ in this matter.

There is no doubt that this guy is purely looking for faults, and there may be some improper money and profit transactions behind him.

In this case, if you were someone else, you would definitely panic.But Si Jingli said that he was steady.Even if all the products are made by that unreliable old ghost, there will always be some weird side effects.However, these products are all genuine non-scientific products with outstanding effects.Effectiveness is the hardest truth, and he is not at all cowardly.

At this time, Director Zhong yelled the last "card".Because of Qingliangshi, today's shooting went extremely smoothly, and all the scenes during the day were filmed more than an hour earlier.Director Zhong yelled for everyone to rest freely for two hours, and two more scenes in the evening will be able to end all the scenes for today.

Then he came to Si Xiao's side with a smile.

"Xiao Huang. Let's go, Director Zhong invites you to dinner. This cool stone is really useful, you are the little lucky star of our crew!" He really didn't expect it to go so smoothly.And the first day of shooting went so smoothly, which is definitely a good sign.The other actors also walked over and nodded in a good mood.

Si Xiao looked at them, as well as Ye Rongyi who walked at the end with raised eyebrows.With a thought, a sad expression appeared on the fat face of Bai Tuanzi. "...Not Director Zhong. I, hey, I'm not in the mood to eat. I think my shop may not be able to continue."

Director Zhong and the other actors were shocked when they heard this. They were still waiting for a while to find out what other magical things could be bought in Xiao Huangmao's store. Why was the store closed all afternoon? !

Only Ye Rongyi stood by and pouted, thinking that this cunning fat man pretended to be pitiful and his acting skills are so bad, can everyone else be blind to see it?

"I was hacked. Because of the Cool Stone." Si Xiao's tone was pitiful.

Ye Rongyi frowned, and the others also frowned.

Then, everyone took out their mobile phones in unison, and as soon as they opened the news Weibo Baidu, they saw the overwhelming number of sunspots from Daxian's magical shop.

Ye Rongyi stared at the completely irresponsible and obscene language on the Internet, and his sharp eyebrows were tightly knit together.Even though he once complained in his heart that the fat-faced Huang Mao was a cunning profiteer, but when he saw other people on the Internet calling him a liar and a black-hearted profiteer, Ye Rongyi felt sincerely displeased from the bottom of his heart. .

Even though this yellow hair is cunning and out of character, none of the few things he sells are fakes.He even asked himself to identify the product, and the pink candy in question has never been sold.If he was really a black-hearted profiteer, a liar, and a liar who only cared about profit, the pink sugar would have been taken out to poison you nonsense guys.

Ye Yingdi was not very happy.

He pursed his lips, pressed the white cold stone next to his collarbone, and took a photo.

A few minutes later, when the internet trolls were scolding the most, actor Ye Rongyi's Weibo was updated.

Ye Rongyi V: [Cool and pleasant. #picture#. 】

After 3 minutes, the whole network exploded.