After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Si Xiao originally thought that the Meditation Stone was a pretty good thing, but he thought that the old ghost had refined a less tricky and useful thing, and if this stone was sold in a small shop on Taobao, it would probably be out of stock.

As a result, before he had time to be happy, he almost choked himself to death when he heard the side effect.

"Cough! Cough! Old ghost, tell me what the side effects are?" Isn't it what he thought?

It's a pity that the old ghost disappeared directly, as if he was too lazy to force any words with him.

Si Xiao looked at the small white, icy and cool stone in his hand, and put it in his pocket after thinking about it. 1 minute passed, and Director Si didn't feel any coolness.

Si Xiao frowned and took out the small stone, thought for a while, and then put the white and cold stone against his chest skin.

This time, he quickly felt the coolness that made people sigh comfortably.

"Not to mention anything else, just this effect alone will not worry about selling it." Si Xiao felt that he had finally come back to life, "It seems that it must be worn close to the body to have a cooling effect."

However, what the hell is that dictatorial species｜horse prostitution｜demon and ecstasy?Wearing it for a long time will make people naturally... wilt?If it is such a side effect, then this stone cannot be sold to male compatriots.Si Xiao sat under the sun umbrella and thought in a mess, but as time passed, he suddenly found that the messy thoughts in his mind gradually disappeared.The mood of the whole person became calm. Even if the director was sweating profusely and roaring furiously with a loudspeaker not far away, he didn't feel agitated or impatient at all.

Life is short and life is perishable, so why be so irritable?You have to face everything with a calm and indifferent heart, facing everything in this world.There are all things in the heart, self-sufficiency and joy, why bother to care about gains and losses...

So, when Ye Rongyi came to rest again covered in sweat, he saw a yellow-haired man with a benevolent expression, as if his whole body was exuding the "Holy Light of Buddhism".I almost thought I saw a ghost.This yellow-haired man just now looked like he was wilted by the heat and anxious, so he hasn't seen him for more than 40 minutes, right?He turned out to be a Buddha! !

"...What the hell are you doing?" Ye Rongyi sat next to Si Xiao with some guard.

Si Xiao turned to look at him with that enigmatic Buddhist smile, "No tricks. I'm just feeling the beauty of life."

Ye Rongyi: "..." Are you afraid that your brain was damaged by the scorching sun?This yellow hair is never normal for a moment!

But Si Xiao looked at him and sighed: "The world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable. Not good."

Ye Rongyi let out a heck, picked up the ice water that his assistant Xiao Liang had prepared for him, and started pouring it.

After talking to Ye Rongyi, Si Xiao seemed to have recovered a little bit from the state of the Buddhist holy light. He took off the meditation stone that was next to him, and suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth.He finally understood why the old ghost said that this thing only cured prostitution|devil species|horses. After wearing it close to his body for a while, he was about to realize his epiphany and become a monk. How could he still have the mind to think about other things.I just don't know if those who are already "on the string" wear it, will it suddenly... stop?

This thing is really...evil tight.

However, when used well, it works wonders.

Si Xiao was thinking about how to name and introduce the new product, and Ye Rongyi asked Xiao Liang what Si Xiao had just done, why did something go wrong all of a sudden?It's a pity that Xiaoliang couldn't answer why.

"He seemed to be talking to himself and complaining about the heat, and then suddenly quieted down, didn't he do anything?"

Ye Rongyi raised his eyebrows, it is absolutely impossible that nothing happened.It is impossible for this yellow hair to be killed with this kind of Buddhist character.

He turned his head and wanted to say something to Si Xiao, but saw Si Xiao's vivid and cunning smile returned to his face, and he turned sideways and rushed over, pulling away his three-layer brocade robe with his left hand, and the slightly His cold right hand pressed against his chest.

Assistant Xiao Liang gasped!

The several actors and crew members who have been secretly observing here all opened their mouths.

Even Ye Rongyi himself tensed up in an instant, his slightly narrow eyes widened, and he stared at him fiercely.In an instant, his right hand grabbed Si Xiao's hand on his chest.

All onlookers:! ! !

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!This is the first time I've seen a man throw himself into Ye Yingdi's arms!I heard that Ye Yingdi once won the National Youth Martial Arts Championship, and went to the army to train for two years, the kind that can directly kick stones!So now, are they going to witness the actor beating Huang Mao violently on the spot? !

When Ye Rongyi was suddenly attacked by Si Xiao, he subconsciously wanted to do it, even though he now felt that he and this little yellow-haired salesman could be regarded as friends who could fight each other and get along with each other more comfortably, but being so suddenly Touching his chest was still unacceptable to him.He's not a casual guy, even if the guy happens to be a man.

After all, he has never seen the yellow hair's appearance until now, and he doesn't even know his real name, so how could he develop.Besides, the film king has seen countless people, and the only look and temperament that he likes at a glance is currently only Si Xiao, who seems to be cool and inexplicably a little bit arrogant and cute.

In contrast, this yellow-haired man hides his head and shows his tail, and runs the train with his mouth full, appears and disappears, and has a messy personality, which does not conform to Ye Rongyi's aesthetics at all.Even if talking to him is very happy, but if the yellow hair wants to stick upside down, that is absolutely not allowed!

This is such a strange thing, how blind are the people who like him?

Yingdi Ye quickly went through this circle in his mind, thinking about how to manually refuse seriously and not too much, but suddenly felt that something was wrong?

He felt that the place held by the yellow hair was particularly cool and comfortable, and it seemed that starting from the palm of his hand, the cool feeling began to gradually spread to the whole body.Half a minute later, the hand that he still felt cold before was the hottest place.

Ye Rongyi pressed Si Xiao's hand, frowning: "What's in your hand?"

Si Xiao Huangmao showed a proud smile: "The latest product, actor! It is specially prepared for those of you who have to work hard under the scorching sun~ Don't you feel refreshed and calm now? Don't you?" Do you think the sky is blue, the flowers are fragrant, the grass is green, and life has become beautiful?"

Ye Rongyi looked at his face of brainwashing and selling, hehe.

However, he did feel cool and comfortable, and his mood was not as strange as the yellow hair said, but the dryness and heat caused by repeated filming under the sun also faded.

"What is it? Does it have to be worn close to the body?" Otherwise, the yellow hair wouldn't make such a surprise attack.

Si Xiao nodded: "Well, I was exposed to the sun before, and I forgot that I brought the latest products. Didn't I say before that I would visit the class to give you warmth? Now the weather is too hot, so it's okay to be warm, or Give you some cooler. Ah, but you still have to pay, old rules, [-]% off."

Ye Rongyi: "Can't you give it to me generously?!" This guy's Taobao shop must have made a lot of money!

Si Xiao Huangmao's eyes widened immediately: "Won't your conscience hurt when you say this? I worked so hard to accompany you here to shoot movies under the scorching sun, and I also gave you coolers. You earn so much money that you don't even get a [-]% discount." Willing to give, are you worthy of my concern?!"

Ye Rongyi: "...If you exaggerate a little more, I might be able to find the director to make a trick for you."

Si Xiao immediately shrugged and shook his head: "No, no, no. It's too hot. I'll just shrink back. At least in summer, I'll die."

When the two of them were talking, the movements were still in the same position where Si Xiao pressed Ye Rongyi's chest, and Ye Rongyi stretched out his hand to press Si Xiao's hand.Except for Xiao Liang, the assistant next to them, who could clearly hear the conversation between the two of them, the other actors and crew members who were sneaking around to watch could hear it vaguely.I vaguely heard the words "palms...comfortable...beautiful...close-fitting...cool...don't want to give money..." These words, and then these words, are enough for some people to simulate a big drama in their hearts !

Damn, could it be that this little yellow-haired follower is not a follower, but a person who has a close, beautiful and comfortable relationship with the actor? !Afterwards, the film king is happy and comfortable, and he is still unwilling to give money? !

Oh my god, they never knew that the film king was actually the kind of person who didn't accept his credit and didn't pay for it!

Perhaps it was because the eyes of the people around were too obvious, but Ye Rongyi quickly realized that something was wrong, quickly pulled away Si Xiao's hand, and quickly reached into his clothes with the other hand to take out the small white cold stone.Then Ye Rongyi turned around and pursed his lips at the crew members who were subconsciously quiet.

"No matter what you think in your heart, the truth must not be what you think in your heart."

Everyone broke the silence in an instant, nodded with a smile, and echoed each other.However, what to do and what to do in my heart are all dramas.

Ye Yingdi has had zero scandals since his debut, how could he let this yellow hair break his body?In the end, he had no choice but to ask Xiaoliang to experience the effect of the magical "cooling stone" for director Zhong Kui, heroine Zhu Tong, and actors who have a good relationship with him.Only then did he finally keep his innocence in everyone's hearts.

However, after the experience, Ye Yingdi was thrown aside by everyone.

Now the owner of Huang Maosi is undoubtedly the most popular person in the crew.

Director Zhong Kui patted Si Xiao's shoulder vigorously while sticking the cold little stone to his body, feeling the comfort all over his body, his smiling face was full of creases:

"Hey, Xiao Huang, right! You have brought us great benefits! I was just thinking about the weather is too hot, should I shoot the indoor scene first, and then get up early tomorrow morning to shoot the outdoor fight scene Well, although there will be some delays in the progress, and the shooting pictures may not have enough light sensitivity, but the bodies of the actors should still be the most important thing."

"Now that we have this clear and cool stone, these are not a problem! Hey, I heard from Xiaoye that this is a product in your store? Come on, how much is one? I'll order a hundred first! It may be possible to buy this Got over the damn hot weather."

Si Xiao felt that his tall and thin body was going to be taken away by Director Zhong, so he took a step back silently and rubbed his shoulders.

"Well, Director Zhong, the price of a hundred cool stones may be relatively expensive. I think you can buy ten first for the actors to use. Besides, these cool stones are mainly used for cooling. Too much consideration for other aspects, there are so many side effects, I have to tell you clearly, and then you can see how much to buy?"

Director Zhong waved his big hand: "How expensive can it be? Isn't it just a small stone? And the side effects and so on, just a small stone, how much harm can it bring to people?"

The other actors and staff around Director Zhong nodded in agreement.Only Ye Yingdi, who was pushed aside, hugged his shoulders, looked at those guys who used and threw them away, and sneered in his heart.

Don't underestimate this yellow hair. The things in his hands are messy and weird. Even shampoo can make people grow waist-length hair overnight and lose their hair overnight. What negative effects are impossible to cause?Moreover, even if it was just a small stone, he dared to bid a sky-high price.

Just as Ye Rongyi was thinking this way, Si Xiao rolled his eyes. Perhaps he thought it was too hot for so many people to surround him. He finally reached out and took off the skull mask hanging from his ears, and then revealed The lower half of his chubby and round face is matched with his big round eyes and high nose bridge. Well, that chubby face is not ugly at all. If you look closely, it is quite cute with baby fat.

Ye Rongyi glanced over, his eyes froze for an instant.He really never expected that the cunning, treacherous and unscrupulous profiteer in his imagination would have such a fat face of a good baby under the mask!The contrast was too great, even the shocked Ying Yingdi couldn't accept it.

This looks different from what he thought! !

Finally revealed the true face of Mount Lu?Si Xiao's Huangmao coughed, seeing that the people around him didn't have any doubts about his disguised face, and seeing Ye Rongyi's appearance as if he was frightened but didn't recognize his true face, Si Xiao's attitude towards the old ghost The face changing cream is relieved.After all, it felt like mud when it was wiped on, and he was worried that his flaws would be seen.But now it seems that it should be a perfect disguise.

"That, Director Zhong. This Cooling Stone is the latest product of our company, and the materials and technology used are the most precious and advanced. But in order to benefit the people, we decided to sell it at cost price only. One Cooling Stone is 1 yuan , are you really going to buy a hundred?"

Zhong Kui: "..." This young man obviously has a cute and honest face, why is his heart so dark? !

Si Xiao looked at Director Zhong with the expression of you, an unscrupulous profiteer, and touched the tip of his nose that was much higher: "Also, the side effects of this Cooling Stone are more obvious, and when people feel cool and calm, it will also greatly Minimize the wearer's other intense emotions."

Seeing that the people around him still didn't understand, Si Xiao, who just communicated with the old ghost about the side effects in detail, finally showed an embarrassed yet polite smile:

"Give me an inappropriate example."

"If Zhong guides you and your wife to feel happy and excited one day and want to be in harmony, then don't wear this cool stone. After wearing it, basically you won't want to be in harmony."

Everyone around understands in seconds.

Subconsciously, he looked at an important part of Zhong Dao.

Even Director Zhong wanted to touch him to make sure he was okay, and his beard turned up when he realized that he was angry.

"What kind of example are you giving randomly, you little yellow!!"

Si Xiao: "..." I never said that my name is Xiao Huang, alright, although I haven't figured out what my identity is yet.

Then the male number three in the crew, a veteran of the capable faction, asked: "Xiao Huang, according to what you said, will this cool stone have any bad effects if worn for a long time?" He asked this question After the question, all the male compatriots present concentrated their attention. After all, it is a matter of lifelong happiness, and one cannot lose the big because of the small.

Si Xiao immediately shook his head: "That's definitely not the case. You can rest assured that all the products sold in our store are all natural, harmless and safe products. It's just that in order to highlight a certain effect, there will naturally be deficiencies in other aspects. But we will tell everyone about the side effects.”

"The side effect of this Cooling Stone is just to make people feel ascetic and unable to arouse their interest in that area. It will definitely not cause any damage to the body."

Si Xiao looked at the crowd and added: "Hey, indulgence hurts the body and kidneys, but in fact, thinking about it the other way around, this side effect can also play a role in health care."

Many male compatriots: I can go to your health care function!

But in the end, Director Zhong bought 20 yuan of cool stones directly from Si Xiao.Even if his family has a big business, it will still hurt to make 100 million every minute.In addition to Director Zhong, there were other people in the crew who also gritted their teeth and transferred the money to Si Xiao after experiencing the effects of a handful of cool stones for themselves.Aside from the strange side effects of being ascetic and ascetic, carrying this cooling stone is like carrying an air conditioner with you. After everyone has been tossed by the scorching sun for a whole morning, it is difficult for anyone to refuse this portable fetish.

So Ye Rongyi saw that this fat-faced yellow-haired man who was obviously here to visit his class and give him warmth as a follower, successfully made a wave of sales in the crew, and sold at least forty or fifty cool stones.Hehe, it's only one morning, and 50 million has been credited.

The film king had inexplicable chest tightness, shortness of breath and toothache.

"Are you happy?" Ye Rongyi walked to Si Xiao's side.

Si Xiao was busy editing the new product information on the webpage. Hearing this, he glanced at Ye Rongyi and said, "Don't think I'm taking advantage of you. The most important thing is that my things are good. It's not that I'm pestering them to promote sales. , but they chased me to buy it. Even if I don’t sell it to them, my stones will be out of stock in the Taobao store afterwards hehehe!”

Ye Rongyi saw that he was so proud that he almost raised his tail to the sky, and stretched out his hand to pinch his chubby face without holding back.

Si Xiao immediately became nervous, for fear that Ye Rongyi would suddenly pinch a piece of fake meat from his face: "Hey, hey, don't touch me! I still have to rely on my face for a living."

Ye Rongyi laughed out loud: "Just your fat face? If you rely on it to eat, you might starve to death."

After that, Si Xiao rolled his eyes and handed the only cool stone to Ye Rongyi under the envious and longing eyes of others, and left the crew to bring goods to everyone.

Ye Yingdi looked at the eyes of his surroundings, and felt a little proud in his heart.Don't look at this yellow hair as treacherous and cunning, but compared to other people, he is still special.Inexplicably comfortable.

After two o'clock in the afternoon, Si Xiao came back with dozens of cool stones on his back amidst the eagerness of the crew.

And on the big picture of the homepage of the Miraculous Daxian Store, those netizens who were bored scrolling through the webpage or bought happy candy, sweet talk candy, shampoo, etc., saw this miraculous new product.

[Cool stones are a must for summer!Wear it next to your body, giving you the same cool and comfortable air conditioner as you carry with you! !Are you still worried about sweating profusely when you go out?Are you still sluggish because of the scorching summer heat? !As long as a cool stone, a cool summer is not a dream! 】

Everyone was refreshed, and quickly clicked on the detailed information and introduction of the new product.However, at the moment when they saw the price, [-]% of the people hated it in their hearts.

Why is it so expensive! !

Isn't this a small white stone? !What about stealing money? !

When netizens were still wondering whether the effect of the Cooling Stone was really good, or whether they should buy it if the asking price was too expensive, some merchants who had long been displeased with the sudden popularity of Taobao shops began to take action.

So, at three o'clock in the afternoon, there was an article on Weibo.

# That unscrupulous businessman who sells [-] yuan for a broken stone just after he became popular, his food looks too ugly, right? #