Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

Facing the inexplicable appearance of Asgardian visitors, the White House fell into chaos. After the initial threat of being targeted by anti-aircraft guns on the second floor of the White House, Asgardian soldiers finally registered their identities impatiently. The Secret Service entered the White House with the eye of a tiger.

"Now that we have established diplomatic relations, can I move freely in your territory?" Saul seemed still holding his breath, holding a white towel to wipe his wet hair.

Lucy said angrily, "Let's discuss whether you should get a visa on arrival or a visa-free one."

Bucky chuckled and Steve poked his old friend, but Bucky laughed harder.

The president coughed and said, "Welcome to the United States of America. I am the President of the United States. We have not established direct diplomatic relations with aliens, but according to general etiquette, we can have dinner in the banquet hall first and arrange for you to rest. Then we negotiate how to establish contact and send ambassadors to each other."

"Dinner!" The eyes of Vostagg, one of the three warriors of Asgard, lit up, and he lifted his swollen belly, "I can't wait! Is there a big barrel of malt wine?"

"I can't wait, have you brought your compensation gold?" Lucy glanced at Vostagg, who was completely impolite.

The blond Fandral, who is also one of the three warriors of Asgard, took out four golden daggers from his arms. The whole body of the daggers was golden yellow, and the gems inlaid on the handles were shining brightly. Seeing his movements, the Secret Service of the White House quickly pulled out the daggers. The gun was aimed at Fandral.

"Okay, friends, let's not be so nervous." Fandral said, he took the initiative to throw the dagger at Lucy's feet, "You can calculate the value of this dagger yourself, oh yes, in your human words Said, there is no need to look for the extra ones.”

His voice was full of arrogant arrogance, and Lucy began to feel that this meeting was interesting. She seemed to think that the Asgardians were giving them power, but I, the victim, have not yet started to complain, you Asgardians Why is Gad so arrogant?

She really wanted to call Tony over to have a look, after all, one can learn from others.

Lucy blinked: "Actually, I think these are far from enough, including the New Mexico State and Loki's destruction in New York that you Asgard attracted, we have a lot of accounts to settle in the future, sir. "

The president interrupted them, easing the tense atmosphere: "Let's wait until the official meeting to talk about this?"

He patted Thor on the shoulder and sent the Asgardian emissary out of the Oval Office.

"The dinner party tonight will be very interesting, do you want to stay?" Steve asked the two friends.

Lucy and Bucky glanced at each other, and it seemed that there was going to be a big show tonight.

The banquet was still hosted by the first lady. Because there were not many people and the specifications were not enough, they finally chose to hold the banquet in the square hall.Unlike the others, Hogan, one of the three samurai, has an Asian face. The chef mistakenly thought that this Asgardian also prefers Asian tastes, and thoughtfully prepared sushi for him. The Asgardian warriors with a lot of fish and meat looked at the sushi delicately placed on the plate and didn't know where to start eating.

Saul looked satisfied, and he kept winking at Jane Foster, who was sitting at the end of the long table. Jane was invited to the White House for the first time, and for some reason she was very uncomfortable-because Thor came to Earth. To see her.It's not that she doesn't want to meet Saul, but she just finds the scene embarrassing for her.

Ms. Schiffer has been quietly observing everyone with her wise eyes. In her eyes, Lucy sees a confidence and calmness different from those of the three warriors and Sol. She doesn't know people on Earth, but she doesn't Belittle them like those ridiculous men, she's learning.At the beginning, she did not savor the red wine in the goblet as they did, but now she has learned to hold a sip of the wine gently in her cheeks and brew it for a few seconds before swallowing it. She is noble and beautiful, just like what Lucy imagined. That kind of Viking Valkyrie is very different.

The eyes of Lucy and Ms. Schiffer met in the air, and she smiled slightly and raised her glass.

"How is she?" Bucky asked her quietly as he helped Lucy change a plate.

"Mature, smart." Lucy said, "Look at the others, those three warriors pretended to be ignorant and challenged us, Thor was only interested in flirting with Foster, and Ms. Schiffer, she Thinking about each of us."

At this time, Vostagg drank up the red wine in the goblet, and threw the glass on the ground: "One more glass!"

The conversation and laughter at the banquet died away, and all eyes turned to Vostagg.

"We warriors of Asgard drink from barrels!" said Vostagg, "That's good enough!"

"Stop messing around, Vostagg, your behavior looks like a barbarian in the eyes of humans." Fandral said, but his tone seemed to be mocking, "Humans are a race that pays attention to etiquette."

Steve picked up the wine glass calmly, and nodded slightly to the governor of New Mexico who was sitting at the end of the long table next to Jane Foster.

The governor of New Mexico raised his glass: "Thor Thor, I am the governor of New Mexico. This cup represents my tribute to the hero. Thank you for coming."

Saul raised his glass cheerfully.

The governor of New Mexico continued: "Thank you for coming to New Mexico and bringing war to our land in a way we haven't felt in a long time. To you, hero!"

The governor slammed the wine glass on the ground, and the red wine spilled on the floor. The governor imitated Vorstagg's posture and shouted: "One more glass!"

The governor took the wine glass from the waiter: "Thank you for your robots in Asgard for letting us appreciate the greatness and destructiveness of your technology. It taught us a painful lesson and destroyed our entire town. Toast , to the great technology of Asgard."

He smashed the wine glass on the ground again, and Jane Foster trembled when she heard the sound of the wine glass shattering.

Thor's eyes began to be filled with sadness and pain, he opened his mouth, as if he wanted to refute himself, Vostagg stood up first: "Do you think Sol wants to come to Earth, he was expelled! That robot was not sent by Thor, it was sent to kill Thor, and Thor destroyed it and saved you!"

Vostagg didn't seem to realize that his words were full of loopholes, and now it's all right, and they, Asgard, don't want to take the blame.Schiff sighed and closed his eyes helplessly.

"Really? You Asgardians shit on our planet, and you take a piece of paper—" the governor pointed at Saul, "wipe it, wipe it, and if you don't Shit on the earth, we're still clean!"

"Oh my God, Mr. Governor!" the President laughed. "Don't you bring your southern savagery to the table, we're eating."

"Sorry, Mr. President, the guests of Asgard still think that you have too much red tape, so we southerners will communicate in a barbaric way."

Vostagg was so angry that he jumped up to argue.

Fandral poked his friend hard, but that didn't shut him up.

Volstagg yelled, "Why don't you go and yell at Loki?"

"That's enough, Vostagg," Schiffer said. "Don't embarrass yourself."

"Yes, old man." The mayor of New York, who was sitting next to the governor of New Mexico, stood up, "Under the mediation of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Thor, our city was completely destroyed, and even Rocky Odinson I haven’t seen him face to face, the great Thor took him back, let’s say it’s for our safety, let’s have a toast!”

He also smashed his wine glass to the ground, and angrily left the table with the governor.

The president smiled awkwardly at Sol: "Sorry, I thought the two of them would regard you as a hero. Not everyone is grateful for being saved by the God of Asgard, right?" He gave Steve a fist bump under the table as he told the waiter to pick up the shards of glass.

Steve Rogers smiled: "Earth and Asgard obviously lack channels for mutual communication. Perhaps this is why humans misunderstood you, Mr. Odinson, since you mentioned Loki. So where is he now?"

"He was thrown into our prison in Asgard, and kept under strict watch."

"Do you have court records?"

"what is that?"

"So you threw him into jail without trial or sentencing." Steve shook his head, "God, in this case, we have to exercise the rights of victims, we want to extradite the war criminal Luo Key Odinson."

"What?" Saul blurted out subconsciously, vetoing it flatly, "No!"

"The war criminal Loki invaded New York. We didn't blame Asgard for this incident, which is enough to show our goodwill. Don't we have the right to try him now?" Steve expressed doubts. Looking at Sol, there was no intention of making things difficult, only deep puzzlement.

"Loki is a traitor, he has been expelled from Asgard long ago!" Fandral said, "The things in New York have nothing to do with Asgard."

Lucy opened her eyes slightly: "When did this happen? I'm sorry, we didn't know it all the time. We thought he was still Sol's brother, the prince of Asgard."

She secretly held Bucky's hand under the table and told him to wait and watch the show.

Sure enough, Fandral snorted coldly, and without hesitation about the look Schiff gave him, he went out to clear the relationship: "Loki tried to kill Thor on Earth and usurp the throne of Asgard, but Thor saw through it." After defeating his plot and defeating him, he fell off the Rainbow Bridge, and we thought he was dead. So how he made peace with people from other galaxies afterwards, Asgard had no idea."

"So where is Loki now?"

"Didn't we say it, in Asgard's prison."

"I don't understand this." Lucy said, "On the one hand, you claim that Asgard has nothing to do with Loki, and on the other hand, you imprison him and prevent him from being judged by the earth. So I can understand that this Is it some kind of cover-up?"

Fandral was dumbfounded and caught in a dilemma. Of course he couldn't let Asgard and Loki get involved, but he looked at Sol, and Thor was hinting that he should not let go. Obviously he didn't want to hand Loki over to Earth.

Ms. Schiffer coughed quickly: "Loki is very cunning, and I am very worried whether the technology of the earth can imprison him."

Steve shook his head. "Hold him? No, we don't think we can do it either. Right, Mr. President."

"Are you going to kill him?" Thor stood up, "No, absolutely not! He's my brother!"

Steve was in hot pursuit: "He killed thirty people in New Mexico, thousands in New York because of him."

Lei Shen stuttered and quickly changed his words: "He was adopted."

The three samurai laughed out loud, Thor thought he could make excuses in S.H.I.E.L.D. like last time, but this time he failed.Everyone looked at them in astonishment, and then their eyes became full of hostility and anger. Humans looked at them as if they were monsters in Asgardian eyes.

Slowly, Mr. President clapped his hands, but his sarcasm was self-evident: "This is really the most witty answer I have ever seen...."

Jane Foster pushed her chair away: "Saul, you let me down so much."

She left the banquet, Thor wanted to bite his tongue off, he wanted to chase Jane, but he didn't know if he should leave the banquet, because in Asgard he could do whatever he wanted, he was a prince, but in Asgard Everything seems to have changed here.

Schiffer nodded at him, indicating that the follow-up would be handed over to him, and Saul should go after him.

The three samurai looked at each other, feeling as if the atmosphere became awkward.

Schiff felt tired, and she felt that she was probably the only Asgardian among these people who had a little emotional intelligence.

"The punishment for Loki was personally ordered by Odin, the Almighty Father. We are only diplomatic envoys and have no right to handle this matter on his behalf, so we will go back and convey your request."

Steve looked at the president and got a look of approval: "That's too much trouble, isn't it, why don't we let us convey our request in person?"