Superhero Damage Control [Comprehensive]

Sol is a powerful Asgardian, even if a bullet hits him, he will not be injured, but he still feels a little bit of being pulled by his hair and slapped several times.Before it almost caused the disaster of an early war between humans and Asgardians, Bucky quickly separated the two like a boxing ring coach. The nanorobot detected the mutation in the owner's body in time and released the medicine, Let Lucy calm down temporarily.

After a period of chaos, the two sides finally reached a temporary peace.

Phil Coulson blamed loudly: "Saul, we still have ordinary humans here! You will hurt them if you come here rashly."

"Son of Coul, forgive me for coming rashly, but I saw you bullying a girl in a circle in Asgard!" Sol retorted.

Lucy jumped up from her seat and was about to beat Saul with all her teeth and claws. Bucky stopped Lucy and hugged her, but Lucy still didn't give up trying to get enough of him: "This is called a round table meeting, you idiot! You Are brains all muscles?"

"Why did you come to Earth? Thor?" Steve Rogers, who was sitting in the corner, walked up to Thor.

Thor didn't know him, but he saw the respect for this human being in the eyes of other heroes he knew. People who can be respected by heroes must also be heroes, so Sol also took out his way of treating heroes and watched this human being.

"I guess you are talking about something about me. Don't ask Jane Foster again. I can answer your questions."

"I am the Vice President of the United States, Steve Rogers." Steve said, his voice was sensible and gentle, and he glanced at Lucy who was still aggrieved from the corner of his eye, "First question, Asgard Do you have US dollars in circulation?"

"No, we don't circulate human currency."

"What about precious metals? Gold? Silver? Diamonds?"

"You mean gold, of course we have gold." Saul was a little confused by Steve's question.

Steve nodded: "Very well, Lucy, let the damage control department calculate the amount of damage, convert it into gold and let him compensate." He didn't seem to intend to ask any more questions, put his hands in his suit pants, turned and left, "As for For other issues, my identity is sensitive, and it is better for me to keep silent until we have established diplomatic relations." He introduced Luthor to Saul, "This is my chief of staff, Lex Luthor, and he will tell you how to Communicate with Earthlings."

The heroes in the entire conference room listened quietly to Steve's words, and a needle dropped on the ground could be heard. Steve's words were indistinguishable, but everyone could feel the emotion conveyed in the words. Heavy pressure.

"Looking forward to seeing you on a formal occasion." Steve learned the grammar of Asgard, "Son of Odin."

The heroes automatically make a way for Steve, watching him disappear through the door of the conference room.

"Is he angry?" Saul felt the hostility no matter how nervous he was, he secretly pulled Silvig over to ask, Silvig nodded helplessly.

Sol rubbed his head, looked at Bucky, and then at Tony. He wanted to say hello to his old friend happily, but it seemed that the occasion was a bit wrong. Captain America seemed to care about the woman who kept beating him.Sol moved closer to Hawkeye and chatted with the little man who had fought side by side.

"Now is not the time, Thor." Hawkeye took a step back silently.

After a while, a group of men in suits walked into the meeting room, opened their suitcases, took out the tools that made Sol feel dazzled, looked at the big hole in the ceiling, wrote and drew in the notebook, and some people fell to the ground Go up and hold the pool to measure the depth of the rune-carved ravine on the floor.During this process, no one spoke, and finally one of the silent men in suits handed Lucy a piece of paper, and left as silently as when he came.

Lucy looked at the figures on the paper, and nodded: "The dome and floor damaged building materials total 182 million US dollars, the construction period is one and a half months, and the time loss is converted into the use fee, 100 US dollars a day, I will call you A conversion of 282 million US dollars, a total of [-] million US dollars, but you didn’t bring any money, so remember to bring an Asgardian accountant when you come to Earth next time, we will settle according to the gold price of the day.”

Lex Luthor explained to Thor: "Mr. Odinson, are you King of Asgard now?"

"I am not the heir to the throne," Thor said, "but I am the heir, and I can represent Asgard."

Luther laughed sharply: "I really want you to convey the kindness of our earthlings, but your king must first understand that the earth is not a garbage basket, and everything can be thrown here, such as the cosmic cube, you, after Kind of like that. Then I have to talk about our diplomatic etiquette, casually falling from the sky and walking around in other people's territory? No, no, no, that's not okay."

Luther shook his finger.

"The next time you come to the United States, bring your envoys, explain your purpose, and land at the designated place. May we initially designate it as Reagan National Airport? Mr. President and Mr. Vice President will receive you in the Diplomatic Hall. Our government departments will give you When you apply for a diplomatic visa, if you want to travel or find a girlfriend, we won’t care about you, but that will have to wait until we establish diplomatic relations.”

Saul was dazed by the complicated procedures: "Why is it so complicated, I just come here once in a while."

"Come in once in a while and cause a lot of havoc, slap your girlfriend and slap your ass before you go, pretend nothing happened," Lucy said sarcastically, "Whoa, that sounds normal."

"Lucy." Bucky reassured his girlfriend, "Let's not make everything too rigid."

Sol's face flushed, and he seemed to realize that he was a bit reckless, but the power of the Rainbow Bridge is so great that he can't grasp it.Saul could only accept his fate and said, "I'll pay the compensation, okay? I want to have a word with Jane."

Jane Foster had long been hiding behind the heroes, and she was more and more embarrassed.

"Did I hear about the compensation? But are you talking about this time, the one in New York, or the one in New Mexico?" Lucy sneered, "Although I really want to discuss this issue with you, I'm sorry, You are not allowed to talk and move in our territory yet, it is illegal for you to breathe in this world." Lucy clasped her hands together, "I'm sorry to treat you like this, but freedom in this country is for law-abiding people .”

Sol felt a lot of pressure, Bucky stepped forward and patted Sol's shoulder: "Sorry, friend, next time you come to be more formal, we still welcome you to Earth." Bucky moved closer to Sol's ear, "A friendly reminder, bring more gold and prepare for the future. Do you have... E-mail or something?"

Saul looked frustrated. "What's that?"

"It's something that can be contacted before informal diplomatic relations are established."

"You mean ravens, we use ravens to deliver messages."

Bucky nodded, and said dumbfoundingly: "Okay, let Raven send a message next time."

This is not necessary, but the Asgardians really need to understand the rules of the earth. Bucky winked at Lucy when he turned around, and begged her not to be like a hedgehog, let Sol go.

Thor stood up: "Okay, I will come back to the courtyard with my formal goodwill!" Thor raised his hammer, "Heimdad—"

Wonder Woman steps up to Thor, grabs his belt and throws him through the opening in the ceiling. A rainbow falls from the sky, hits Thor, and sucks him back into Asgard.

Wonder Woman clapped her hands, looked at the people around who cast strange glances at him, and shrugged her shoulders: "What's the matter, you don't want him to destroy the rest of the ceiling, do you?

The heroes laughed in low voices, and the happy laughter grew louder, and the haze gathered in Lucy's heart because of the broken ceiling of the beautiful conference room was not so heavy.

And Jane Foster was so upset that she had put so much effort into convincing others that Thor was a peace lover, and Thor responded by being the saboteur again in front of all the heroes .She has realized what the heroes are worried about.The Asgardian god who is as cute as a child, he knows nothing about human beings, he is so powerful that his every move may cause damage to the earth, but he himself has no knowledge of it.

"Jane." Lucy walked to her side, and she could see that Jane was going through complex psychological activities, "In the future, the earth and Asgard still need your help to establish diplomatic relations."

Jane sighed, she'd rather Thor was still just a human being than the prince of Asgard right now.

This time the joint meeting was suspended due to Thor's sudden visit and destruction, but it was not without results. At least Thor would probably tell Odin about this experience in detail when he returned. Father" can't help them.

When the heroes dispersed, Luther knelt out of the charred rune, pulled out a thin, blond hair from the ditch, and his eyes burst into frantic colors: "Look, ah, God, you have left such a beautiful treasure for mankind."

After Sol returned to Asgard, he never had contact with the earth again. For a day or two, no one raised any objections. For a month or two months, everyone was thinking, maybe the gods who are high above can't bear to be "humiliated", maybe Will not come again, but Lucy even thinks this is a good thing. Anyway, superheroes will follow wherever they go. They have to fight and kill, smash up buildings, destroy a base, and kill people to complete the growth of heroes. Lucy doesn't have the kindness to let the earth be a stepping stone for Thor's growth.

But to her regret, just a week after she thought this way, a rainbow suddenly appeared over Reagan International Airport, which poured down and caused a huge wave of air. Gard envoy, closed Reagan International Airport.Washington's troops were ready, but the rainbow disappeared, and a raven flew out of it, and flew to the White House with a cowhide scroll.

Bucky, Lucy, and Steve were drinking tea and chatting at the vice president's mansion. When they heard the news, Bucky choked on a sip of tea and almost became the first Captain America to choke himself to death.They hurried to the White House, and the president met them in the Oval Office, holding a cowhide scroll with a strange expression on his face.

The text on the cowhide scroll kept changing, repeating back and forth the words asking for envoys to visit.

"It's amazing that they can turn cowhide into iPads," the president said.

Steve looked at the roll of cowhide and nodded: "This is a very formal diplomatic application, I think it can be approved."

"So how do we send it back?" Several people stared at the croaking raven, "Do you want us to sign the cowhide?"

Raven blinked, and suddenly said: "No need, just tell me whether you agree or not. Human etiquette is too complicated."

"..." The four people in the Oval Office looked at Raven speechlessly.

Raven said: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Odin's envoy. I can fly through the nine worlds. Give me a quick answer, or pour me some water. I want to rest for a while." .”

The president spread his hands: "Okay, you send the envoys here."

A rainbow flashed outside the window of the Oval Office, and five Asgardian warriors landed on the lawn outside the White House with a loud boom.The immaculate lawn was once again burned into a complex rune.The first lady, who was watering the garden, held up the water pipe in a daze in amazement, and the water flowed in an arc, pouring on Saul's head who was still smiling.

"There is an enemy situation! There is an enemy situation!! Ready to shoot!!! Protect the president, protect the first lady!!"

The White House Secret Service was in disarray.

Lucy's eyes almost rolled to the ceiling.