[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

To be honest, Phoebe didn't dare to call it a candle beast at all in the first few seconds.

Due to the rarity of this magical animal, the little witch had only heard about them before, at most she had read a few manuscripts of "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them".As for Newt Scamander, he is a gifted zoologist, a well-informed explorer, and a pharmacist who often has whimsical ideas, but for the little wizards of Hogwarts As far as we are concerned, he has only one identity——

The number one soul painter in the magic world.

Before Hagrid developed the new textbook, the book used in the protection of magical animals class was "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them", which was revised and supplemented every few years. This book was almost a must-read for everyone who wanted to develop in this area.Newt’s introduction to magical animals in the book is very comprehensive, not only involving their origin, appearance, habits, but also marking dangers and other key points. illustration.

How magical is the illustration?So magical that Phoebe pointed to it and called out the name of a unicorn the first time she saw a pig.The big unicorn Dane didn't give her a good face for at least a few months. Whenever Phoebe got close, he would point his silvery white butt at the little witch.

At this moment, Phoebe once again felt the fear of being ruled by the soul painter.

The Candle Beast should be a slender and graceful animal, even more dexterous than a lynx, but what's wrong with this chubby, fat animal that rolled to the ground before taking two steps!

The agreed-upon head slender small candle!

What about decorating the bedroom!

Could it be that the pharaohs of ancient Egypt wanted to put two rows of spherical bodies with small cannon barrels on their heads in their bedroom?

This kind of embarrassment turned into an indescribable sour feeling when Waheed tremblingly hugged the candle beast, especially when Shen Hao was still very difficult to hold it with one hand, and tried to put the long scarf around his neck with the other. The coat is brushed away from the face.

Master Wayne was still trying to maintain his demeanor, and Stark was already laughing out loud.

Wahid put the candle beast on the table surrounded by the chairs. It is said that this height is not even a small step for cats, but this candle beast is moving its short legs. After reaching the edge, he was decisively persuaded.

Stark began to fumble with the handkerchief that wiped his tears under his shirt.

"It looks...unusual," Bruce Wayne said as best he could, "I do smell something faint, but it's too faint to catch if you're not paying attention. "

Wahde gave the cheering Master Wayne an approving look, and he was waiting for someone to say this.

They clapped their hands again, and two delicate-looking female servants brought in a half-meter-square gold tray with three large golden bowls neatly placed on it.When the tray was lowered, Phoebe could see what was inside: the first bowl contained cooked minced meat, the second bowl contained a white liquid that smelled like remade milk cake or fish oil, The third bowl contained light lemonade.

When I was a student at Hogwarts, I heard gossip from the senior sisters in the common room that Malfoy fed his eagles with refined meat steaks. Phoebe felt exactly the same at the time as I do now: Fortunately, I didn’t raise the magical animals I adopted. Otherwise, the property of ten Scamander families can’t afford these little ancestors_(:з」∠)_

"Light it up," Waheed said solemnly, clearing his throat.

Then the candle beast slowly moved over to eat its special offering, without any intention of burning candles.

The scene was very embarrassing.

Wahid called a few more times, then changed the subject, and began to speak Arabic with a straight face, as if giving some order to the pet.

The three people present could actually understand it. For the sake of their friends/big bosses, all three of them showed their lifelong acting skills without laughing.

"Little ancestor, I kneel down for you, can you not embarrass me?" Waheed said seriously.

Tony started pretending to look around.

"Yesterday you promised me to behave well today." The local tyrant raised an eyebrow.

Bruce seems to have developed a fascination with his nails.

The local tyrant offered his trump card: "Snack and dinner at night."

So, immediately, this Candle Beast, which should have inherited the arrogant royal blood of its ancestors, finished licking the plate at a speed of light that did not match its size and short legs, walked to the side, straightened its front legs, and sat up on its hind legs.

Like a little spark, it was a blazing color at first, then it grew bigger and brighter, and finally the candle on its head became a bright lamp that cannot be ignored, a halo with a rich but not too colorful strangeness. The fragrance came to my face.

Clear the heart and refresh the brain, prolong life.

For ordinary people, they can only feel the gradual relaxation of body and mind with each breath and a sense of relief from the inside out, while for wizards, they can clearly feel the ancient magic fluctuations.Phoebe only took a few shallow breaths, and then said a cleansing spell silently.

Although the incense of the candle beasts is good, some of them have a special scent. If you smell it too much, it is like Muggles taking drugs. Although it has no side effects compared to drugs, and even has strong positive effects, it is not less addictive.Legend has it that the ancient wizards would spend a lot of money for a little bit of powder from the rotten wood of the candle beast, just to light it for a few hours and feel the joy of ascending to heaven.

Phoebe dilutes the fragrance after reciting the purification spell, and then subconsciously observes the reactions of several people.

This look is not trivial: Wahd is obviously immersed in the smell and seems a little erratic. Although Stark is also a bit out of shape, he is also carelessly adjusting the data projected on his wrist, looking from Phoebe's right The arm swept across.Bruce Wayne is at the other extreme. He is imitating the behavior of his other two friends, leaning his head on the back of the sofa with his arms open to show relaxation, but Phoebe still sees this illusion based on his understanding of the nature of candle beasts. .

People caught in the incense mist could not help bending their fingers. Even Stark, who was swiping the holographic screen, trembled a little, but Wayne's hand on the back of the sofa was as steady as a rock.

He was either resistant to odors of this nature, or wore magical armor.

Phoebe has no eyes, no nose, no heart, and no interest in the secrets of the Muggle boss.

She made up her mind to ask the Magic Council to intervene in this matter.

Candlebeasts with a special fragrance and no owner should not appear in the Muggle world, and traditional Candlebeasts do not eat meat. Obviously Wahd knows nothing about their habits, that is to say, people who sell Candlebeasts have Most likely know nothing about them.

But that doesn't lighten the burden of investigation - it's possible that even magic-related folks don't know anything about Fantastic Beasts.

Phoebe is determined to find more clues.

She cast another cleansing spell, not even daring to move her mouth as Stark watched.Under heavy pressure, the champion came out. The little witch who used to use the silent spell flawlessly cast a perfect silent and wand purification spell.

The incense mist gradually dissipated, and the candle beast felt the wave of magic, and its bright eyes turned to Phoebe.

After a few minutes, the reaction faded from the bigwigs.

Phoebe thanked him very politely, and Wahed, who was in a relaxed mood, was flushed and beaming.

"Where did you get such a fun little thing?" Stark asked after she finished.

"It's a long story." Waheed leaned on the back of the sofa, too lazy to move. "Someone owed me a favor. I happened to need some rare things to play with. He introduced me to a reliable seller."

Stark seemed about to speak, but Waheed held up an index finger to stop him. "I invited Tony Stark as a guest, not Iron Man. In business, you must be honest. If you betray him backhanded, who would dare to sell me something?"

"I'm just interested in it." Without letting the atmosphere cool down, Stark bypassed the sensitive topic and pointed to the candle beast, "The work of Chaoying is not easy, if we put one in the headquarters, everyone will be worried." It's going to be so tense."

"I thought you were going to keep it at home," Wahde continued graciously, "but yes, I remember that Miss Potts has always disliked..."

He shut up.

This was obviously a flattering joke, but it changed the atmosphere instantly, and even Wayne sat up straight with a look of disapproval on his face.

"I don't like discussing this," Stark said stiffly.

Wahed held up his hands in apology.

"It's getting late, and you still have a guest to entertain." Wayne smoothed things out, "We've left your little guest alone for too long, and people always say you're the best host, so don't mess it up today. own brand."

He gave Phoebe a friendly nod, and for a very brief moment his eyes swept over her right arm as well.

Let's go, it's best to go.

Phoebe shrieked internally, smiling back.

It is best to leave her with the only honest person on the scene who looks the same. She is really incapable of accepting the eyes of the big men who are scrutinizing and speculating.

In fact, one of the important reasons why Phoebe can become an excellent animal behavior researcher lies in her keenness and perception of emotions.Human emotions are much more complicated than animals, and it is usually more difficult to perceive their emotions, especially for Muggles who do not have magical echoes.But despite this, Phoebe still has a very good sense of vigilance and hostility.

The two local tyrants who were childhood sweethearts obviously noticed the slight abnormality in her arm, which caused doubts, curiosity, and vigilance.

"Let's go, let's all go." Waheed pretended to be impatient and waved his hands. This intimate gesture eased the atmosphere.

"I have to take it away." Stark pointed at the candle beast carelessly with this warmth, "You don't want to swallow such a good thing, I will borrow it for a day or two to study, and then I will send it back to you, guarantee Not a single hair is missing, how about it?"

Phoebe's heart skipped a beat.

"Coincidentally, that's exactly what I mean." Wayne was buttoning the hem of his suit, and when he heard this, he also joked.

"Get lost!" Waheed drove the two of them out, "Do you two want something good, but you pick it from me, get out, don't disturb my entertaining guests!"

"Isn't it alright if you win?" Starla raised his voice.

The turban of the oil country tycoon shook.

"You've won," Stark said again, winking at him.

"Really?" Wahid asked suspiciously, "Are you going to admit defeat? Stark is going to admit defeat? I remember when you watched "Game of Thrones" and threatened the crew with phone calls."

Bruce Wayne laughed.

"Lend me for three days." Iron Man who was shorted still firmly raised three fingers.

Phoebe's heart beat in her throat.

"...Okay." Finally Waheed said reluctantly, "Just don't treat my baby badly, or I'll take your skin off."

Hearing the word "baby", Big T jumped down from the perch bar shouting "Damn grandson".

"No problem." Stark watched the man-bird battle with interest, and said briskly among the bird feathers all over the floor.

The little witch squeezed her wand tightly, looked at the ubiquitous cameras, looked at the ignorant candle beast that only knew how to eat, and then looked at Wah, who was comforting Big T with a good voice, while showing heartache De, for the first time felt that his trip to New York would never be as smooth as before.

At this moment, how cute is the red butt that is smart, low-key and knows how to judge the situation.

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The author has something to say: The Fantastic Beasts that appear in this article are partly fictitious, please don’t look up where are the Fantastic Beasts and can’t find 233333