[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

That afternoon Peter was missing, as usual, and Phoebe, as usual, took the subway home alone.

Next to her were two people with pets, a large golden retriever and an East German shepherd dog each stuffed into a large bag, their owners were silent, one was reading a book, the other was shaking his head with headphones on.The two dogs entertained themselves, but you came and chatted happily.

Phoebe was leaning back in her chair and listening, until the East German Shepherd suddenly sat up in the bag, tilted its head and arched its front paws.

This action was so familiar, she couldn't help restraining her smile.

Sirius' Animagus is also a big black dog.

A month after Phoebe left school, Harry sent her a note.

"Sirius fell behind a veil like a rock, and I knew I had lost forever the closest thing to a father. He didn't even have a portrait, and I had to keep the newspapers where he was wanted... ..."

His words were written plainly, but every crease of the letter paper was wet with tears.

There is no father in the world more like a child than Sirius Black, yet he is also so fearless and so loyal.

"A real Gryffindor." Newt once said of Sirius.

It was Phoebe's first realization that wizards all over Britain were in Voldemort's shadow, and her family chose to send her to a safer place to protect her life.After receiving the letter, she howled and cried, and then almost bald the last Wicked Beast in the world, cursing Voldemort and Bellacritus for stumbling onions during the battle.

It was this subconscious little curse that made Phoebe seriously ill in the next half month, and had to end her exploration in Iceland early and set off for the big city of New York.Everyone knows what happened later. On the way to New York, she did a crystal ball divination, and then transferred to Mexico according to the result of the divination, and she really got something.

Sirius was gone, but there were times when Phoebe would stop and take a second look at the big black dog on the road.

Maybe it was because her eyes were so strange, the East German shepherd dog retracted into the cloth bag, revealing two big eyes watching this direction vigilantly.

Phoebe looked away.

The subway soon arrived at the station, and she packed her things and got off.Rounding a corner, Phoebe encounters Spider-Man again.

To be honest, the number of times she has encountered Spider-Man recently is incomprehensibly high, and when connected with the scope of activities of this new superhero, sometimes he can't help but think that he might live in this block.Oddly some gossip people keep saying that Spider-Man is a talking hero, but in the case of Phoebe's encounter with Spider-Man, it's the opposite: Spider-Man never talks to her, and often even slips out of his feet.

like now.

......strangeness.

Phoebe watched the red suit disappear into the distance, then shook her head.

She bought a sandwich on her own and walked home. When she just opened the bag, she saw a black car parked downstairs from the corner of her eye.

A shiny black car with no trace of dust.

Phoebe silently wrapped the half-eaten sandwich and stuffed it in her pocket.

The strange thing is: no matter in Muggle movies or novels, it seems that as long as the rich and powerful are involved, black cars always appear.This popularity rate is like some flamboyant families in the magic world who always like to use flying horse-drawn carriages to pick up and drop off VIPs. Compared with the luxurious cars used to receive guests and go out for dinner, these wizards are usually relatively rough. Apparating with the Roadnet Portkey will do the trick.

No matter how much she complained in her heart, Phoebe still showed a surprised face when she was stopped, and then went upstairs to fetch the birdcage pretending to be reluctant after the housekeeper explained the reason.

Big T's birdcage is more "luxury" than a few days ago. There is nothing in it beyond the students' ability, but it can be seen that they really put their heart into it.Seeing this "mobile palace", the housekeeper who was originally alienated also felt warmth in his eyes.

When getting into the car, Phoebe saw something moving on the roof opposite, but she couldn't see it clearly.

......

This is not a boring journey. When the parrot is not learning the tongue, only Phoebe can understand what the parrot says. Big T is timid and starts to say bad things about "that grandson" to divert his attention.The on-board butler has received good training to ensure that he always has something to say with the guests, so as not to make the atmosphere awkward.

Accustomed to the style of some traditional families, Phoebe is not surprised why an elderly man in his 60s knows everything about the popularity of middle school students and even all age groups.

For example, the recent hot news: "Your Favorite Superhero" voting and the tension surrounding the voting process.

The entire Muggle social network has become a vigorous battlefield. It is true that Superman fans and Captain fans compare chest muscles, tin can fans and bat fans compare technology, and the guards of the Justice League and the Avengers launched a protracted war. Fans took the opportunity to solicit votes, and when the two sides were missing each other, they sent the handsome, rich, gentle and considerate Professor X to the No.1 throne with far ahead of the number of likes.

Other fans: Too angry to breathe_(:з」∠)_

Phoebe didn't pay attention to this matter at first, until her new friend Michelle was sullen about the failure of her number one Deadpool during lunch.

"He's cool." Michelle said quietly.

"But Deadpool isn't counted in Ultra Miles at all," Phoebe said, looking at the voting bar on her phone.

"So what, he's cool."

......

The car drove all the way out of the city.

Phoebe has also visited morose homes in the past.

Every inch of turf in Malfoy Manor seemed to be telling about its own wealth. When Phoebe was a child, she accompanied her father on outpatient visits to treat a white peacock cub in his family who was vomiting and diarrhea.The whole white peacock was very sick. At that time, Draco Malfoy was not a big-backed man, and he would even cry while hugging the little guy, causing Lucius to frown frequently behind him.

When she was fighting wits with the sea snake in India, she also visited local giants, as well as rich people in Egypt and bigwigs in Hong Kong.

But compared with their mansion, Wahd's home has put the word "trench" to the limit.

Eyes full of golden light.

Gold thresholds, gold walls, gold sofas, gold coffee tables, shoes sprinkled with gold dust, even the young lady who brought Phoebe to sit in the room was all dressed in gold.

"Mr. Wahid is meeting with guests, please wait here for a while." She said politely.

Phoebe nodded.

This mansion was much bigger than she had imagined, ignoring the color of her hot eyes, she did catch a faint scent in the air, and she couldn't help feeling a little bit more in her heart. .

About 5 minutes later, another young page came in to greet me.

"Sir asked me to invite you to the nineteenth reception room."

So after all there are several reception rooms...

Phoebe stood up silently, and followed the young man around the corridor, from the back door of the mansion to the vast grass field, and then watched the male attendant drive a golf cart.

......

At this moment, she was unable to complain, and she only wanted to find the candle beast as soon as possible, and then report the matter to the Magic Congress.

Five minutes later, Phoebe began to think about how she would deal with Wahed.

Ten minutes later, Phoebe began to think about the in-depth information provided by Congress.

Fifteen minutes later, Phoebe typed out her report.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Muggles are trouble, there's nothing one Apparation can't fix, and if not, two!

......

When she finally arrived at the NO.19 reception room, she was already sitting sore and her back ached.

NO.19 The reception room is a hut.

This room is very quiet, with the sound of gurgling water flowing out of the wall from the water circulation system made by some unknown method. Phoebe, who was blinded by the room full of gold and jade, has been baptized by the green grass, and now she is well adapted to this relatively normal shape.The whole cabin is fully enclosed, but the high-tech simulated lighting makes anyone who walks into the room feel comfortable.

When the male servant opened the door, there were three people sitting facing each other in the room.One of them is wearing a turban and white robe, another is casually wearing sunglasses, and the last is wearing a suit and leather shoes.The hooded one was obviously Wahed, and the other two were also regulars: none other than Anthony Stark and his childhood friend Bruce Wayne.

Iron Man and Master Wayne divided their attention to the newcomer, while the waiter moved out a stool under the command of Waheed.

Solid gold stool.

Seeing that Phoebe was a little cramped, Waheed took the initiative to ask her to sit down.

Big T spread his wings on her shoulders to stabilize his figure, and then put his head down to pretend to be a quail.

Waheed's eyes changed instantly.

"Thomas! God, come and show Dad!"

For a split second Phoebe had two thoughts.

First, Big T's full name is Thomas.

Second, the self who really wanted to strangle to death and cried tears of sympathy for the stinky parrot falling out of favor.

Big T slapped Waheed's wings in the air, and the oil country tycoon pulled it off with a good temper, and put it on his shoulders.

"So this is the little girl who helped you raise the birds." Stark spoke first.

"It's too old to be a father at your age." Hearing this, Wayne stabbed lightly.

"Are you still young?" Stark, who was hit by the arrow, was not to be outdone.

"I was going to give you a dinner tonight to thank you, Miss Scamander," said Wahd solemnly, having placed the parrot while they were quarreling, "but my butler, Gough, reminded me that at your age Maybe the girl in the house would prefer to see something new, and what could be more fresh than what is going to happen in this room today?"

It didn't take long for Phoebe to figure out what was going on.

In fact, to put it in the simplest terms, the three local tyrants have nothing to do, and they are going to add another stroke to their great achievements of idleness.

It is said that after the Chitauri invaded the earth a few years ago, a large number of alien relics were left behind. The remains of the Chitauri, their weapons, transportation tools, etc., the government entrusted the recovery of these materials to experienced High tech Stark Industries.

In the day-to-day research, in addition to discovering that these energy bodies can be used to make new weapons, Tony Stark also accidentally used energy crystals to react with chemical agents in a research, and produced a new weapon while suppressing energy. A strange fragrance.

So at a local tyrant's gathering, instead of ordinary cologne, Stark used this unique and good-smelling fragrance, and immediately became the king of the night.

Seeing the bamboo horse show off, Master Wayne is not far behind - he left Batman's relationship and went to Superman's alien base for experiments.

Wayne successfully produced a perfume through countless algorithms arranged in the castle beyond human level high-tech and strange materials such as kryptonite.

Obviously, Superman himself was not blessed to enjoy it, so all the unique products in the world fell into the pocket of Master Wayne, and he took them to the show party of local tyrants.

It also won the leader in one fell swoop.

Another two years passed, and it was the turn of the oil country tycoon Wahed to respond.

So what about Chitauri perfume, it's not too spicy; what about Kryptonite perfume, it's not a green side effect.Only this natural animal perfume of our own, the fragrance will not dissipate for days and nights, and it is full of sense of age and mystery, which is unparalleled in the world.

Wahid is determined to pretend to be a big pussy, and he just uses this rare enjoyment in the world to give back to the little girl who sincerely takes care of Big T.

In the past six months, he has been doing everything to the candle beast himself, isn't it for this moment.

Facing the curious eyes of the little girl and the cold stares of the two bad friends, he suppressed the excitement in his heart and clapped his hands.