[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

"Peter?"

Phoebe sounded very sleepy, and she moved a little from the pillow, yawned, and rolled over to look to the left.

"It's still early, go to sleep." Peter said while sliding the information on the communicator.The night light was caged under the cloth curtain and gave off a very dim light.

"How can I sleep like this," she muttered, "and are you trying to go blind by turning the lights up like this?" She sat up rubbing her head, and Peter stretched out an arm to keep her from falling. "What happened? Another message from Mr. Stark?"

"Nothing, just a gem is missing."

"What do you mean ...lost?" Phoebe stammered after several minutes, her back stiff as if frozen.

Peter realized immediately that he had frightened her.In the next second, he put the tablet aside, held the other person's cheeks with both hands, and said as softly as possible: "It's just that something went wrong during the transportation, and the Green Lantern Corps has helped find the Infinity Stone. Routine notifications to all league members, no big deal."

Phoebe relaxed and sank herself into his arms.

Peter hugged her tightly, and continued to whisper: "We may have to meet that gem tomorrow."

"Then I will go with you tomorrow." She said immediately.

"Do you think Mr. Stark will be happy?" Peter asked.

"You think I care if he's happy or not?" Phoebe shot back. "If you're going, I'm going. It won't matter if your daddy Tony comes and beats me this time."

"You just don't want to let go of this meme, do you?" Peter tilted his head and smiled a little, "I thought the same thing when you went back to help hunt down the remaining Death Eaters last month. Poke me on the forehead and tell me to fuck off."

"But my mom made you pies anyway, and even my grandma knit you family member sweaters."

"Yeah, after your grandpa threw me into the eight-eyed spider's den."

Phoebe moved a little away from his arms and looked into his eyes.Then they all laughed.

"We agreed to give each other a little trust in this regard." Peter continued.

"Your credit record is zero with me." She sighed, "Okay, okay, all the potions at home are in the cabinet on the left side of the grocery room, there should be a lot of blood tonics, but there are not many white fresh , you have to save some. The antidote is in the brown leather case on the bottom right. I may have left two or three bottles of Felicia in it too. Remember to look for it when you leave tomorrow. And Ozzy, would you like it? Take Ozzy with-"

"Phoebe," Peter called her name.

"——I'm stupid, you can't ride a dragon, last time I released a poison leopard, and then Tony didn't know what to do, scared it and ran away. He's really a research freak Don't you? You must remember to remind me to hide all the time-turners at home. Tony has been trying to dig out the time gems from Mr. Strange to study. If he knows that we have time magic props, he will definitely madly."

"Phoebe, don't worry, shhh, it's all right," Peter said quietly, his face seeming to glow in the dim yellow light.

Cats and raccoons who are not young are sleeping on the carpet, purring like a trumpet; a nest of little witches are squatting together on the top of the wardrobe, their bright feathers rubbing against each other and rustling; the bonsai in the corner There were a few Bowtruckles with their red buttocks sleeping on their stomachs. Sparks moved along with their breathing. They were too worried that their trees would be set on fire, so the Bowtruckles stretched their necks to look down.

Glory hummed in the air, echoing.

Phoebe let out a long breath.

"I hate infinity stones," she said.

"Is there any stone that wizards like?" Peter joked, "Harry threw the Sorcerer's Stone and the Resurrection Stone to the League of Legends like trash, so generous that even Batman put on a good face when he met him."

"That's why he's calmed down now. You didn't know that when you first defeated Voldemort, nine out of ten newspapers were bragging about him, as if he was the reincarnation of Merlin." Phoebe spread her hands Open, and compare the size with his hand.

"In the eighth school year, there are girls in every college who write love letters to him. As long as Valentine's Day is over, none of the owls in the owl house want to deliver letters to him, because they are afraid of being exhausted on the way. Don't look at him now as a young wizard leader At that time, in order to avoid confession, he even avoided the prefect's bathroom and the women's toilet, and people still called him a 'wizard hero', praising him for being omnipotent and omnipotent."

"That's because people like him, just like people like the Avengers, the Justice League, and the X-Men." Peter said quietly, "You could have stood with us openly, and you could have been treated as a hero by people." worship."

"And then become an Avenger, just like you, even if you go to a public toilet, you will get the headlines on Twitter, and then half of the people will frantically brush 'Wow, so superheroes have to go to the toilet', and the other half will go directly to the toilet to block people? Come on, my dear, this is fine now, please let me go."

Peter just laughed.

"Okay, okay, since you have nothing to do, go to sleep." Phoebe pushed his shoulder.

Spider-Man couldn't help stroking her hair.The original brown curly hair has become lighter in color in the past two years, as if the glory is burning on it.

"Don't touch it, no matter how hard you try to squeeze our family, only your hairline is receding."

"..."

"Didn't the little guy from Young Justice call you Uncle Spider-Man at the last League of Legends meeting? How do they know how old you are when you wear a mask? Is it because your body management has regressed? Didn't make it to the middle Blessed every year?"

"..."

Mr. Parker took his hand back.

Then kicked Mrs. Parker under the blanket.

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An Sheng didn't sleep that night, and within a few hours Phoebe woke up again.She touched to the left subconsciously, and found that there was no one around, and even the bed was almost cold.The electronic screen of the communicator at the head of the bed was completely dark, and the magic bell did not issue any warning.

She subconsciously stretched out.

Rong Guang soon began to tremble with joy.

Phoebe magically opened the door to the inner bedroom, and a beam of warm yellow light immediately poured over from the small study outside the bedroom.

"What are you doing again?" she asked angrily.

Peter was sitting in front of his computer in his pajamas and coat, hugging a huge enamel mug.This set of mugs was bought together when they went shopping in Fisher Square. The mug has its own magic to control the temperature. There are four buttons for heating, cooling, constant temperature and cleaning. Spiderman likes to take it when he is on a mission. To cook things directly, referred to as lazy.

"Peter?"

"Last week, Spider-Man took No.1 among the people's favorite superheroes, and has won it for thirteen consecutive times."

"what?"

"I didn't even know that the Spider-Man venue had the most people at the New York meet-and-greet two days ago, more than Superman and Iron Man."

"Why are you talking about this in the middle of the night?"

"Look at this, the love letter to Spider-Man written by [-] fans on the whole network, I saved the URL in my favorites, you can read it tomorrow."

"Peter, you're really creeping me out right now."

Phoebe gathered a few small lighting spells to light up the head of the bed, and the magic clock in the shape of Lucas the spider showed that it was four o'clock.She quickly recalled what happened today, didn't she say it was nothing serious?Is there something new?

It wasn't all because her mind was like a lump of paste when she was half asleep and half awake, it was because she couldn't figure out what he was going crazy no matter how hard she racked her brains.

Fortunately, Peter could never hide his words.

After the convulsion, he huddled in the armchair dejectedly, and asked quietly, "Do you really think I'm not as attractive as I used to be, Phoebe? When we went out to buy rugs last week, someone pulled up a banner on the Stark Tower saying forever Love Spider-Man, have you forgotten?"

Phoebe: "..."

There is really your Peter Parker, because of this reason, he got up at four o'clock in the middle of the night and searched for his own tag on Twitter.

"Yes, yes, you are the Spider-Man who everyone loves, you are the best superhero in the universe, you are my male god, okay?" She rolled her eyes the biggest in her life, "I beg you stop doing it, Washboard, you better get out before I fly in and curse you."

Peter sat there moaning for a while, and then went back to the room contentedly after scrolling down a few pages.He tiptoed into bed, a goofy grin on his face as he pulled the flimsy cashmere blanket up over them both.

Phoebe whimpered as she threw herself into Spider-Man's arms.

After a few minutes, they fell asleep.

The author has something to say: Thank you little angel venisa and little angel Qige for their landmines, huh!

I wrote a non-responsible extra to comfort myself and comfort my little angels.

On the night of the premiere, one of my friends and I wore Captain’s clothes and the other wore Brother Hammer’s clothes. When we came out, we both cried like dogs, and then we stayed up all night and frantically swiped Weibo and Twitter.Marvel, I beg you to be a human being, be insane, even kill underage heroes?

When Brother Hammer and the captain appeared on the stage, there were every big move of Doctor Strange, and when Nini and Nini put on their battle suits, the audience screamed.By the way, Brother Hammer is too handsome!Simply... I was shocked by his hammer in Wakanda!