[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

A few hours later, Phoebe, who had panda eyes, and Peter, who also had panda eyes, boarded the city subway like two zombies.Phoebe's spirit has been knocked out of the sky, her upper eyelids are almost drooping to her lower eyelids, and her steps are walking mechanically.Peter was no better than her, he looked like a wandering spirit.

It was only when they went to the locker to organize things in class that their strangeness attracted the attention of others.

"Your dark circles are half the size of your face." Michelle held Phoebe's sideburns with both hands, and turned her head from side to side.

"Aren't I busy with my papers?"

"What about Peter, I saw that you came together again, his eyes were almost hammered."

"He wrote it with me." Phoebe yawned.

"Writing all night?"

Michelle's eyes flicked back and forth between her and Peter. A few familiar girls in the class blew wolf whistles while cleaning up the cabinets. Ned, who was poking and eavesdropping, laughed himself like a duck .

The little witch glanced to the left, and immediately made a movement of zipping her mouth.

"You can teach her something." Peter, who was standing on the left, left his bag in the locker and sighed.

The girls walked around them happily and walked towards the classroom, whispering from time to time-no matter who you are, as long as you speak ill of Miss Green behind your back, as long as you discuss the most popular hairstyle this season, as long as you compare whose male God's ass is the best, as long as we confess to the dream girl in school, we will be friends forever.

"Am I the only one who thinks Parker's shirt is on backwards?"

"You're not alone, hope he finds his coat tucked in his belt."

With her back to them, Phoebe let out another big laugh like last night.Peter could almost see the picture, her eyes turning into crescents when she laughed, shaking her head as she laughed, with a dimple on her left cheek.

"Everyone, I can still hear you!" Spiderman blushed and shouted at the backs of the girls.

Michelle turned around, posing with her iconic bitchface, and rolled her eyes like a textbook.

"Look, Peter, that's your problem. You act like a dumb old kid to Liz, and you act like a garrulous old fellow to Phoebe." Ned said as they walked away. Say meaningfully, "Can't you strike a balance between being speechless and being too complaining?"

Peter closed the cupboard door a little too hard with his hand. "I, no, complain."

"So you weren't the ones who quarreled last time? You weren't the one who called me in the middle of the night and said I was a 'liar'?"

Peter took a deep, Hulk-style breath.

"By the way, I thought I just heard Phoebe and Michelle say you're crazy about Spider-Man, but there's no way Eugene Thompson would have you in his Spider-Mania fan club." Ned buried himself in himself. Looking for books in the cabinet.

There was a loud noise that made people's teeth hurt.

"Dude!!!!" Ned jumped back.Everything in the next half of the cabinet flew out like a landslide, followed by a few iron nails, two cans of energy drinks, half a box of Crackling Heroes, and a thick brown leather notebook that barely hung on the edge of the cabinet and struggled for a while. , and then fell to the ground with a "slap".

Peter stood where he was, holding the locker door in his hand, and blinked innocently, as if he didn't know what was going on.

"real?!"

Ned yelled.

"Did you tear off the cabinet door just now?!"

"...Maybe the nail came loose," Peter said with a flushed face. "I'll try to put it back on."

The nimble little fat man looked at him, at the dark locker, and at him again, and suppressed his screams.

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Phoebe didn't feel sleepy all morning, it seemed that after the sleepiness passed, she became more energetic.She covered her face with a book, and her eyes flicked across every classmate.

So souls are almost all white, the only difference is that some colors are more mixed, and some colors are purer.The angel's glory is now fully synchronized with her heartbeat, every beat of the heart sends blood to the body, and every movement of the glory sends power to the body.A sense of omnipotence surrounded her as she immersed her consciousness in glory, and beyond power were tentacles extending out, forming connections from afar.

[They are coming. 】

[——The 61st, we are failing——]

"Phoebe, aren't you done yet, Phoebe?"

The little witch who was still listening intently was suddenly pulled back. She held her own test tube and mumbled for a long time.

Mr. Zieg on the podium adjusted his glasses. "We just said, if this experiment is successful, what will the color of the liquid in the test tube be?"

"Silver." The other students below answered in unison.

"Very good." Mr. Zieg nodded with satisfaction, and walked down from the blackboard to check the experimental results.Of course, there is no silver all over this poor test tube, but only some cloudy white precipitates floating.He tapped Phoebe's desk warningly. "Don't get distracted, Miss Scamander, the Silver Mirror reaction is a compulsory part of the final exam, and you don't want to fail it, do you?"

"No, sir." Phoebe admitted her mistake honestly.

For a moment, it occurred to her that if Lucifer really crawled out of hell to do something wrong, there might not be a final exam... To be honest, the Gryffindor common room was full of cramming during the year of the Triwizard Tournament When Harry said "Voldemort is back" she swears she heard at least five people who first reacted with cheers because there were no final exams.However, the final exam of that year was not only passed, but also the professors' mood exploded, making it the most difficult in history.Neville cried and wet six pillowcases because he was afraid of failing.

Probably because of her sad expression, Mr. Chigurh picked it up and put it down gently, then turned around and returned to the podium.

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"I became Harry," Phoebe said in the evening on the phone with Hermione's double-sided mirror. "There is a big devil who is watching and is about to return to trouble, and suddenly he has learned dozens of skills that have nothing to do with family history. , and best of all, 'I heard a voice,' several to be exact."

"He might send you a Howler letter if he hears." Hermione scowled.

"It's too late, girls," Harry said murderously from behind, "this year your Christmas presents are going to be fritters."

Ron let out a barbell laugh.

Hermione gave each of them a shot before continuing: "Did you finish the book I recommended to you last time? I've read enough biblical legends from the non-magical world, so I spent some time in the library. Find something new. I never thought that there are biblical legends in the wizarding world like the outside, and this would be a great subject."

Phoebe thanked them for their help, and then talked about the old man. "I always feel as if I really saw Merlin."

"...the last time you told us that you were hiding from the rain with him the first time we met, and that he was hallucinating the second time we met, and most importantly, wearing the same old clothes, The hood is dirty, the beard is dirty, and the whole body is dirty." Harry repeated in a stern tone, "You destroyed the twins' Merlin dream, and the tears they cried with their heads in their arms could wash away the entire Hogwarts. "

"They always exaggerate like this, but at least they haven't tried to steal Myrtle's toilet seat for the last two years."

"Believe me, Phoebe, you and Hermione cried harder when you knew Professor Lockhart was an idiot two years earlier."

Hermione slapped the Savior on the head with the book relentlessly, then gave him a Tickle Charm.

They chatted for a while longer about recent events, and the fire in the Gryffindor common room reflected a warm yellow glow in the mirror.Phoebe shows them her silent and wandless magic (“Wow!” Harry says), before expressing her concern about not always being able to see faces (“The best thing you can do is at least you don’t have to see Sneaker again.” Pu's big nose." Ron wrinkled his face).It wasn't until the suitcase in the living room suddenly moved by itself, and the red butt poked out her head and stared into her big black eyes, that she reluctantly bid farewell to her friends.

"Promise me that if you meet Merlin next time, you will tell him about the unworthy descendants of the mysterious man?" Ron said before the double-sided mirror was disconnected.

"I'll send him a basket of flowers and a card," Phoebe replied solemnly.

Red Butt cautiously moved closer to her, watching the double-sided mirror go off.It nestled comfortably, holding its big tail, and dots of flames emerged from the tip of the tail, floating upwards slowly like flying dust.Some sparks went out in mid-air, and some drifted in the wrong direction, almost pulling its own beard.This fire-tailed mink, which was already stupid and now even more stupid, has gained three rounds of fat since it was adopted by Phoebe, from a pointed chin to a neckless one, fatter than the Florida White Rabbit in biology class.

"Tell me, what do you want to do?" Phoebe patted the carpet beside her, threw it a grape, and signaled it to move over and sit down.

Confession is lenient, resistance is strict.

"The mink smells a familiar smell."

"The last time you said that, you led me to a Chinese barbecue stand. The last time it was Texas roast beef." Phoebe raised her eyebrows, and she held the back of the red butt in one hand, and lifted it in the air with a threatening face. , "I just want to know who is smuggling magical animals. I hope you really smelled it this time."

"Kill the mink!"

Red Butt twisted its body and squeaked, the grape bone in its hand rolled to the ground.

Phoebe was a little amused, and she prodded the firetail's limp belly, freezing the tail and stuffing it into her pocket.

Then the Northeast Bumble Monster smeared all the tears and snot on her invisibility cloak along the way.

The author has something to say: Thank you venisa for the landmines, huh!

Xiaojiju: You can teach her a little bit, otherwise what if she will be more flirtatious than me in the future!

Go to watch the Avengers 3 premiere!Put on my coolest clothes and go!