[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

Even decades later, the superheroes who were present still kept everything that happened that day tight-lipped and tight-lipped.

For ordinary people, the only thing they can talk about is the video taken by outside reporters.Some of these videos were stable, while others were shaking because they were too excited or for some reason, but without exception, because the entire airport was blocked by the German police, they could only take pictures of the top of the surrounding buildings.

In the clearest video, at 2 minutes and 01 seconds, Iron Man and War Machine were thrown into the air at the same time. Iron Man was obviously irritated, because he immediately turned around and launched into the arena after stabilizing his figure Six beams of pulsed light; at 3 minutes and 14 seconds, a super-large giant stood up from the ground, reached down and made a grasping movement, and in the background sound, "WTF" and "this fucking is What"; at 4 minutes and 21 seconds, the vision also flew up, the jewel above his head erupted into a dazzling yellow beam of light, and collided with two crimson beams of light lasing from bottom to top, and then it lasted for several minutes There was a deafening explosion.The video ends at 8 minutes and 37 seconds in blinding blue light.

With virtually all equipment turned off at this point, The Flash gave a smug smile to the stunned crowd of reporters.

......

Barry Allen's high spirits didn't last long, and when he left the crowd and ran into the airport, he was greeted with a mess.

Superman himself stood pitifully alone at the bottom of a pit tens of meters deep, surrounded by a circle of heroes holding various weapons, condescendingly on guard.The Flash was taken aback by this horrific scene, and the blue lightning around him was also taken aback.

"Great, here's another one." Tony changed the direction of his guard, his eyes almost rolled to the back of his head, "You can't do your own things, like running a race or saving a kitten or something .Seriously, no kidding, is there no planes in the Metropolis today?"

Superman glanced at the rocket that was perched atop the terminal.

Tony's face darkened even more, and even the skin under the eyes began to twitch. "Big man, do I mean that you don't understand enough? This is a league matter, and non-interference in the league's internal affairs is a common rule of all Premier League leagues. Otherwise, why did you think it was written in the first article when compiling the cooperation agreement! The Justice League must account for what happened today."

"Batman is coming."

To this, Superman's answer is yes.

Seeing that the others had calmed down more or less because of the conversation, he took off from the bottom of the pit as slowly as possible and landed on the flat ground, his gaze sweeping across the entire space.

The entire airport was devastated, heat sight and jewel rays left deep scratches on the ground and buildings like knives, the tallest building was split in half from the middle, at least six planes died without whole bodies, not to mention It is said that there is still this huge crater blown out by Iron Man on the ground.The sight of the world's most powerful superhero is dimmed at the thought of the battle damage these devastations could cause.

The Flash followed suit, still winking at him.

"Big Lan, the battle damage report given by the Avengers last quarter is this number," he gestured two, "X-Men and Brotherhood gave this number," and then gestured five, "and That's what we gave." He held up both hands.

Dachao: _(:з」∠)_Quickly shut up!

Feel the fear of being ruled by kryptonite again.

The Flash patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, then turned to the members of the Avengers, and said sternly: "We are not malicious, Batman warned the alliance that something big is going to happen, and yours is a big deal, let Superman stop it first This fight. You know the personality of the Bat, and if he thinks he can get past the non-interference in the internal affairs of the league, it only shows that this thing is really that big."

Seemingly convinced, Captain America on the opposite side inserted the shield back into his arm, and nodded forcefully.Immediately following his movement, Iron Man also lowered his arms, and the ready-to-go palm cannon went out.

The atmosphere between them is still eccentric, but at least everyone is out of fighting spirit.

The Sokovia Agreement is like a bomb across the heads of the Avengers, but because of the trust and a strange sense of smell built between superheroes over the years, the news that Batman is about to bring has attracted all of them. Notice.In any case, this battle cannot continue.

The captain weighed the pros and cons in his mind, and finally decided that the matter had come to an end, and the need for secrecy no longer existed. "The doctor in the interrogation room has the whereabouts of the other Winter Soldier. We must rush there immediately to prevent these soldiers from being awakened by him."

Everyone was stunned by the news, and the Black Widow cast an unbelievable look.

"Other Winter Soldier?" Tony's eyebrows flew into the sky.

"Five."

"You must be kidding me."

"We have to do it as soon as possible." Steve couldn't help but look forward to Tony's gaze.

It was Superman who responded first.Kar-El tilted his head, as if he was listening to something, then he pursed his lips, frowned, and folded his arms protectively on his chest. "Be more specific."

"I thought you could hear the voices of the whole world." Hawkeye asked curiously.

"I can," replied Superman, "but because I can, it's hard to tell which ones you need among them."

He thought back to the kidnapping of Martha by Lex Luthor.At that time, Martha was in their hometown, Smallville, a small town outside the metropolis. He let go of his hearing and tried to catch clues, but the first second after he let go, the crimes of the entire metropolis immediately filled him. ears.People cried, struggled, and begged in the depths of the darkness, and everything happened in one go. When he finally found the voice he needed, it was too late.

"I need more information," Kal-El repeated.

Captain America looked defensively at Tony, who hadn't responded yet, and War Machine, who was still communicating with someone in the headset. After a while, he gave the answer.

"Only one footstep, I'll keep listening." Seconds passed, Superman said.Without waiting for everyone to reply, he added something to himself. "You can keep monitoring, but don't rush in all at once, beware of traps."

This seemed to be a talk from his own experience, and the deep meaning in it made the corners of the stern-faced Tony curl up.

Karl-Eyer scowled at him.

"Sorry, sorry, I was just surprised when you landed..." Tony changed the topic, spread his hands on the ground, and stroked from low to high to the top of his head, "...you are the same as the captain high."

"I'm 1 centimeter taller than him." Superman said immediately, still grimacing.

...do you know what you're talking about?

Hearing this, Batman, who had just swung into the airport with a hook gun, almost flinched.

As soon as he hit the ground, he exploded. "Is it time to discuss this? I thought you could solve this problem. Now, you have succeeded. There is no news channel in the world that does not broadcast breaking news from German airports, except TV TOKYO."

"That's good," Hawkeye said.As long as TV Tokyo is still showing cartoons, the world will not be destroyed. This is what he said from his experience in raising children over the years.When the Chitauri invaded New York, TV Tokyo was showing Ultraman; when Apocalypse was about to destroy the world, TV Tokyo was playing Detective Conan; when Steppenwolf was about to kill the earth, TV Tokyo was playing Naruto.

His understated voice had Batman spit out a barrage of grim and harsh sarcasm in no time.

......

"When will he stop talking with that voice?" Falcon said, lowering his voice. "Every time I hear Batman's voice, it makes me think of Darth Vader."

"Who is that?" The Winter Soldier looked to the left.

"Anakin Skywalker's voice is really a bit girly, I think he is more like Kylo Ren." Ant-Man was gearing up.

"Who is that then?" The Winter Soldier looked to the right again.

"They're talking about Star Wars," said Captain America reflexively, also receding a bit in the storm.

James Barnes got his answer from the mouth of the most unlikely man, who gave his hair a look almost betrayed.

"You don't know, your buddy has a memo, which records all the content that he must follow up in his life in the new era. The captain is so hardworking, what are you doing every day after you escaped for two years?" Falcon said. Make complaints.

Eat, sleep, change safe houses, buy plums.

Bucky was wronged, but Bucky couldn't say it.

Scarlet Witch rolled her eyes in a very unladylike manner.

......

"The Sokovia agreement is a trap. I wrote you a letter explaining the tricks in it, but you didn't reply." On the other hand, after Batman raged at Superman ("I asked you to stop them from fighting! Not here Join them in the fight!") to Iron Man.

"I probably just didn't see it," Tony Stark spread his hands. "Do you know how many people in the world email me every day? You should give me a call or something."

"I'm on an encrypted channel." Batman's voice was literally coming through his teeth now.

Tony, talk hard for three seconds and then persuade Stark: eyes wandering.jpg

"Tony, if they really think this is something that must be done, they will make such a request to all the League of Legends," Batman resisted the urge to press his temple, "they only dare to use your support for Lagos The guilt of the incident makes you eager to surrender, and you dare not put pressure on all alliances at the same time."

"If they have the ability to do this, they will." Natasha sneered.

This is the truth.

Obviously, it is much easier to ask a group that is mostly human to hand over power than a group that is mostly other races or a group that is all mutants.They both understand that the United Nations is trying to break through one by one. Once the Avengers surrender or fall apart, an important part of the entire superhero map will fall.

Most of the existing superheroes walk on the earth, so they must protect their identities, not only for the safety of themselves and the alliance, but also for the sake of everyone close to them.This need will never go away until heroes have a space of their own someday.

Of course Iron Man understands that, he's just, he's just too eager.

"And your father was not killed by the Winter Soldier." Seeing that the persuasion had worked, Batman turned to the Black Panther who had been standing by, "The news just came from the Berlin police. If you were not busy killing each other, you should have seen it." Here it is. They found the body of the real doctor in the hotel, the sent doctor murdered him, and the police found the full face mask of the Winter Soldier at the crime scene." He really rubbed his temples this time . "You should be more cautious, Tony, you are carried away by your guilt. And with all due respect, Your Majesty, you are also carried away by anger."

The panther stood where it was, without moving.Tony was silent for a while, as if he was confirming something with Friday. After a while, he moved uncomfortably, and then exchanged glances with the captain who was looking over.

"So...we're all right?"

Superman had been pretending to be busy brushing off his cape after handing over the right to talk, and then he put down his crumpled red cape and interjected.

"Is it okay? You have to ask them." Tony pointed at the opposite camp angrily, "Even if the United Nations is thrown aside, what happened before will not be wiped out. Secretary of State Ross probably wrote three indictments for the captain."

"I can handle this." Black Panther uttered the first words of the day on this occasion.

At the same time, Batman also spoke. "I'm pretty sure Rose isn't free to sue the captain, that's exactly what I'm saying, we're in big trouble."

"What type of trouble?" Tony asked. "Trouble like Loki? Trouble like Apocalypse? Trouble like Steppenwolf?"

"I think you'd rather fight them in real life."

Batman called up the information just transmitted from the device, and it was a holographic projection.

This is a very clear photo.The photo was taken at a death scene. In the center of the picture, a woman who was too ordinary was lying on her back, curled up like a newborn baby, losing her vitality.Under the illumination of several strong lights all around, with her as the center, a beautiful and incredible projection appeared on the ground.

A pair of huge wings.

The author has something to say: Yes, TV Tokyo is really a mudslide.

Master (adding another sum to the battle damage): It was really a mistake for me to ask Superman to stop them from fighting (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻