[Comprehensive] I have ancestral shit shoveling skills

There are a lot of delicious food near this apartment, and Phoebe is also very experienced in ordering takeout, but when she went out to eat with Aunt Mei on weekends, she discovered a new restaurant.There is a new restaurant across the street that has been opened for a few weeks. Because the owner's name is Prakiya, and the shop cooks Thai food, the name of the shop is simply and rudely named Prakiya Thai Restaurant.Although this store has only been open for a short time, it has gradually become famous because of its generous portions and good taste. Repeat customers are all over the Queens, such as Aunt Mei from the next door.

Aunt Mei's appearance can be said to be superior to the poor in her age group. Not only is she fair and beautiful with long legs, she also has a friendly and lively personality, sometimes even too lively.After Phoebe's observation during this period of time, it is better to say that the next door to her house is not so much an aunt with a nephew, but a big living thing with a little adult.Peter's character is independent at a young age, and has a sense of responsibility at an older age. Phoebe herself saw him feel indignant and blamed herself for two days because a classmate was robbed on the way to school. What are you responsible for, and Aunt Mei...Aunt Mei can use twenty different emojis and emojis in one text message, and the things she likes are still girlish, and she will blow them up every few days Burn a pot in the kitchen.

Probably because there was something in her expression, Aunt Mei, who was sitting opposite, poured all the snacks brought by the store manager onto her plate with enthusiasm. "I don't want to hear what you have to say, eat quickly, just stop your mouth."

This plate of glutinous rice dim sum is exquisitely made, and the leaves on it are decorated in the shape of a heart.

"It's from the store again?" Phoebe pretended to be surprised, "I think he probably likes you."

"He is a good man."

Come on, a good person card.

Phoebe lit a candle in her heart for the store manager who was still giggling this way.

The taste of this Thai food is really good, and the few dishes served are very appetizing.Chatting with each other while eating, the two of them ate up everything on the plate before they knew it.After eating, Aunt Mei cheerfully took out the history of Peter Black in her mobile phone to show her. Phoebe made up her mind to take out this memory and make it into a memory bottle when she went home. Specially brought for dinner.

The weather was not very good on Saturday, so the changing light of the TV was a bit harsh.This TV is probably placed here for the entertainment of the diners. The store manager puts the news channel in a regular manner out of no merit. Aunt Mei said that every time I come here, I don’t need to watch it. Little things like my cheating.

Although it is a trivial matter, people who eat melons like to watch this, let alone the Muggle world, the wizard world is no different.

For a while, the Daily Prophet opened up a special section to talk about gossip and gossip about famous wizards for the sake of subscription rate. All recipients of the Merlin Medal were once listed in this section, so let’s just discuss the Merlin Medal. What's too much is that they didn't even spare Merlin himself, pulling out and whipping the corpse dozens of times.

The best response in this section is whether the straight iron man and potion master Professor Snape is single. The longest serial is the scandal between Professor Lockhart and 23 famous witches. The most popular discussion is Dumbledore. Who is his secret lover?

Phoebe still remembered that when the incident between Grandpa Newt and Rita Lestrange was revealed, the family ate fried fish for two months in a row. Just changed the recipe.It's nothing to start a blister, but the worst thing is that Newt has to continue his research after eating every day, and the research topic during that time is the edibility of the liquid in the top buds of the six species of bracts.

sour.

The jealous witch really can't be provoked, can't be provoked.

Just as she was thinking about her adult life, the sound of the TV was suddenly amplified to a deafening level. Aunt Mei glanced back, screamed softly, and covered her mouth, causing Phoebe to also stretch her neck and glance at the screen from her memories.

The news channel is broadcasting an important piece of real-time news: an airport in Germany was attacked and evacuated in an emergency. Passengers and staff rushed out of the airport to escape without taking anything with them.What is presented on the screen now is a passenger who is crying out of control, and somehow is able to logically accept media interviews while crying.

Phoebe looked at the scrolling screen below, hoping to know which villain organization was responsible for this matter, but she didn't expect to be stunned as soon as she saw the scrolling screen——

People who can be identified in the footage captured by the drones that were urgently dispatched into the scene before martial law: Captain America, Iron Man, War Machine, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Falcon, Vision, and Scarlet A witch, and there's a guy dressed like a black cat and a guy dressed like a spider.

At this moment, her mood was fluctuating, and she even wanted to give her eyes a cleansing spell.

"It must be the Winter Soldier's fault. He is the only bad guy among those present." On the other side, Aunt May said immediately after putting down her hand covering her mouth.Her words were strongly opposed by the old woman across the aisle, who was probably a fan of Howling Commandos and was about to come over to argue with Aunt May, brandishing a cane.

"Which of the heroes here has no dark history?" Someone in the back seat said, "Black Widow is not happy when the S.H.I.E.L.D. Ins just bombed the United Nations meeting not long ago, maybe Captain America didn’t want to hand over the power, wanted to monopolize the power and didn’t sign the agreement, so he let the old friend move his hands and feet.”

Although Phoebe doesn't know much about Muggle superheroes, she can't listen to these words. It seems to go back to the time when the wizarding newspapers all over the world are missing Cedric and angrily denouncing Senior Harry as a "disgraceful liar" . "The savior is nothing but a lie woven by Dumbledore." The roaring letters written by those people exploded on the Gryffindor long table, "If there is no You-Know-Who, you have no value in existence, so you have to go against your conscience Playing up the panic that You-Know-Who is back. The Wizengamot should sue Dumbledore and Harry Potter for Cedric's death."

Back then she had burned the jumping Howler letter in front of the whole school, and now she had to put a Silencing Charm on herself.

Aunt May is not a person who likes to argue. Even though she was immersed in the emotion of "the world is going to end", she still ate the last piece of lettuce left on the plate, and then went to the counter to pay the bill.

Phoebe nodded at her and glanced at the TV again.

It took less than half an hour for the incident to happen, and the TV station had invited a bunch of experts in "superhero relationship science" and "superhero behavior analysis" to start professionally analyzing the high-blur photos taken.These experts all showed their own housekeeping skills, and they talked like they had seen the love triangle between Captain America, Old Stark and Peggy, Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye. It’s like seeing Vision, Iron Man and Scarlet Witch cutting things off and on.

However, in the messy analysis, no one mentioned Spider-Man at all, and some experts even had to search the information temporarily to know who this "Spider-Man" is.The only one who is treated better than him is "the man in the black cat suit". The superhero status of the king of Wakanda was just released a few days ago, but he is a king. The millionaires are fighting for the wind.

Phoebe sympathized with Spider-Man sincerely in her heart.

After Aunt May paid their bill and they left the restaurant, the TVs in every window on the way home played the breaking news, and for a moment it seemed as if the whole world was watching the heroes' civil war.In a clothing store less than a street away from their home, they saw that the face of the expert was removed, and another important piece of news was reposted.

Every reporter standing near the airport saw this:

Superman flew in with a rocket that had just been rescued and hadn't had time to put it back on the ground.

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