Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Gotham, Late Night, "Spot of Light" bar.

Tonight, this well-known entertainment place became more and more different because of the arrival of a new bartender.

Whether it’s a new customer entering the bar or an old fritter that has been around for a long time, the men and women who sway their bodies to the rhythm on the dance floor can’t help but turn their attention to the petite and exquisite bartender in the center of the bar with a calm expression Master.

Her name is "Aisha". It is said that she is a high-achieving student of a famous British school. She has half of ancient and mysterious oriental blood. Her black hair and black eyes make her stand out from the crowd, and she is born with a unique and unique temperament. , with a fair and gentle face, which made her exude an aristocratic demeanor when she was wearing a black uniform and a white shirt with a bow tie.

It’s not just that Aisha’s appearance and temperament are out of tune with her surroundings, making her more attractive. As a newcomer who is good at bartending, Aisha is very talented in this skill—the wines she personally made It is beautiful in appearance, unique in taste, and has a drug-like effect that makes people unable to extricate themselves. Just a small sip can make people feel as if they are in heaven, forget all the troubles and hustle and bustle, wander in the unrealized dream, and get The ultimate double enjoyment of body and spirit.

Therefore, even though Aisha came to this bar to work part-time for a short time, she has already been praised by many customers. More and more customers rush to the bar every day for her, and they work hard just for a small cup of rich color and taste. Pure cocktail.Her beautiful appearance and noble temperament have also attracted many loyal suitors, but she has always declined politely, with an elegant demeanor that is not stained by mud, distant but gentle, which makes everyone appreciate her more and more.

And even though Aisha is already so good, she still has not stopped the pace of self-sublimation.During the day, she is a dedicated and hard-working little chef at a Chinese restaurant in Gotham City, and in the middle of the night, she turns around and becomes a personable and creative bartender at the "Spot of Light" bar.Money and power are not the ultimate goal of her life, her interest has never existed for those vulgar things, she recklessly enjoys the pleasure brought to her by the life after time travel, faces all difficulties and obstacles with a chic and unrestrained attitude, and is not afraid of power The annoyance of her life, she did not shrink back when her life was threatened, and she never treated others equally as the heir to her original billions of fortunes, and kept her original intention—this has also become one of the charming characteristics of Aisha that attracts many heroes and villains.

As a chef, Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor extended invitations to her more than once, and sincerely hired her to be their personal chef. She can fill out checks, villas and luxury cars, personal pick-up and escort, and Enjoy traveling around the world in a jet plane with your employer, and occasionally board an inflatable ball to overlook the night view of Gotham, which can be described as the highest treatment for a top chef.As an amateur bartender, "Penguin" Oswald Copperpot and "Laugher" Edward Morgan Black are her loyal customers, even a guy like Constantine who doesn't pay much attention to the quality of life They all once praised Elsa's extraordinary talent in bartending skills, which can "make me close my eyes in the middle of the night and have a good night's sleep"...

However, even though Aisha gradually made her own fame in Gotham City and was favored by many celebrities and rich people, she still has no other pursuit of fame and wealth. She is very satisfied with her current life, except for one thing-

For some reason, since eating fried rice with eggs was interrupted that day, Bruce Wayne, the Batman in her eyes, never came to eat her cooking in a private capacity, so she naturally had no chance to get close to this future Boyfriends preferred characters.Not to mention the reunion of Harley Quinn and the clown, and the meal she made under the pressure of gunpoint became the catalyst for the two to reconcile... This really made Elsa very angry and helpless.When she came to Gotham, the two most popular characters who wanted to be female votes lost the opportunity to go further by accident, which made her doubt her mission after time travel: Isn't it related to these handsome or charismatic characters? Do heroes and villains become best friends, or white moonlight and red roses in their hearts?Isn't this the meaning of the existence of the traversers?

She doesn't believe that anyone can resist the dishes she made and the wine she made-this is her innate superpower, even if it is the ultimate villain boss like Darkseid, or a very principled boss like Batman. As long as the determined knights have a taste, they will be obsessed with the unique and unrepeatable taste, and become her loyal repeat customers ever since.She doesn't even need to say one more word of truth, save any key person, or have a better character, to become the uncrowned queen of Gotham and even the entire DC.

Although her original dream was indeed just to be a little cook, but when she found out that she possessed such subtle superpowers, in all fairness, who would not want to get more attention and gain more sense of presence after time travel? ?Who wouldn't want to have a death-defying romance with everyone's favorite characters, or a lifelong friendship with the gods and goddesses of everyday life?She only needs a meal and a glass of wine, and she doesn't even need to spend her whole life studying a delicacy like other top chefs. She can easily get what all sentient beings crave for a lifetime, so why not do it?

Aisha thought about this question carefully, and felt that it was probably because the opportunity had not yet come, or Batman and Joker still didn't eat enough of her meals, and they hadn't noticed her goodness yet.As long as she is given more chances, she will be able to win their favor and even their admiration, even Catwoman, Harley Quinn will not be jealous because they will become her after eating her food A good girlfriend and good friend, she fights coquettishly for one of her dishes all day long, forgets to kill and set fire, and abandons conspiracy and tricks-realizing world peace is just around the corner.

This is actually a good thing, isn't it?In the future, Batman will no longer have to struggle in the quagmire of Gotham. He can give up the thankless job of night watch, take off his mask and become the richest man in Gotham, and Superman can no longer fly around. Save the people, be a reporter peacefully and fulfillingly, and disappear among the human beings.The villains and heroes have a happy meal together in the same restaurant, and get the most happy ending in their respective ideals. Isn't this what fans expect?

Although there was a small mistake in the middle process, Aisha believed that she would be able to realize this good wish in time.

Aisha sat calmly among the anxiously waiting customers, and with incomparably elegant gestures, began to concoct tonight's finale wine: mint licorice and chive wine.Everyone looked at the liquid in the glass with amazement, which gradually turned into a rich and bright green liquid, exuding a refreshing aroma, eager to try it, and obviously couldn't wait to taste it——

Hey~

The bell at the door didn't attract anyone's attention. Everyone's attention was on Aisha, and naturally they didn't see the unremarkable black-haired woman walking into the bar with her stomach covered.

Jane found a corner and sat down by herself. After shouting for a long time, she found that no one responded. After a closer look, she found that even the waiters had rushed to watch Aisha mix drinks.She once again lamented the "extraordinary talent" of this new Gotham star, and simply reborn independently, walked past everyone with leisurely steps, and no one noticed that she just walked to the back kitchen in such a grandiose manner, tinkering. I made a piece of bread with French fries, filled a glass of boiled water, walked back to the corner table and ate contentedly.

Until she finished eating, everyone continued to watch at the bar, betting to the brim, and exclaimed "ah", "oh", and "wow" from time to time.Although Jane couldn't see what was going on behind her at all, it didn't prevent her from being full and flustered. She looked around for a while, and when she saw the empty microphone on the stage, her eyes lit up!

……

Aisha carefully poured the last drop of wine into the glass, blew a breath into the glass, then spread her hands, smiled at the expectant crowd, her eyes were bright, and she said calmly, "This glass' hangs upside down." The Song' is done."

"Wow~" The audience couldn't help staring at the glass of green cocktail, and gave Aisha a thumbs up, "The color is really beautiful, as expected, the things made by Aisha are top quality, I can't wait to taste it~"

"The song of hanging upside down?" Audience [-] propped up his arms quite forcefully, raised his eyebrows, and said meaningfully, "It's so bright green, and it also means hanging upside down... Is Aisha confessing our Mr. JOKER in the air? ?——This will make many fans jealous~"

Aisha smiled, noncommittal.

"It doesn't matter whether it's JOKER or not." The three audience members who are not afraid of death waved their hands carelessly, making a very expectant expression, "Hey baby Aisha, how will this glass of fine wine be used tonight so that everyone can have a chance to taste it? How about it? — like last week's dart winner, or last week's drinker?"

"Yes, yes, Elsa, tell us quickly!"

"For this little glass of wine, let us do anything!"

Aisha couldn't help laughing, turned her head to think for a while, and said with a smile, "If this is the case...then let's compose an impromptu poem, the theme is—"

"Shaking~"

Aisha froze, and everyone's faces froze.

What, what sound?

"Shaking, shaking, shaking~"

Aisha couldn't help but look towards the source of the voice, and everyone turned their heads to follow her gaze——

A black-haired woman is holding a microphone, singing uncontrollably——

"Big-headed son! Small-headed dad!"

"I got onychomycosis, one infects both~"

As soon as the song came out, everyone's hair stood on end in horror.The smart audience immediately sobered up from the ecstatic bartending atmosphere and quietly slipped out the back door.

The sounds of nature on the stage continued.

"My son's head is big and his hands are small~"

"Daddy's head is small but his hands are big~"

Audience: What is this? !Strongly urge this person to step down!Now!immediately!immediately!

There were already bodyguards, reminded by Aisha's eyes, quietly outflanking them from the side, but Jane didn't seem to notice half of it. She sang to her heart's content, picked up the microphone, and danced affectionately with the singing, leading three or five bodyguards in front of her. Playing chicken and eagle on the stage——

"Walking with big hands and small hands is not afraid of slippery~

56 languages ​​merged into one sentence~

Love me, China, love me, China, love me, China~”

boom!

Aisha shook her hand, and the glass fell to the ground and shattered into pieces, and the green juice flowed viscously on the ground.She stared at the woman on the stage in shock, and couldn't help but gasp, her liver and lungs were cold.

This woman, she, she is also——

"How about it, does it sound good?" Jane looked at the half of the crowd who had left the stage, and said happily, "I said it was all because of the props. With this microphone impression and a million-dollar tuner and post-production, The support of love can be sung as the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau..."

Although everyone couldn't understand what she was talking about, it didn't prevent the soaring anger value-not to mention that this inexplicable woman disturbed their treasure Aisha, and overturned the priceless treasure "Song of the Upside Down" , and extremely shamelessly made such a terrible noise to poison the world, and fell to their knees as soon as they opened their mouths.This evil must not be left behind!Determined to make her disappear from this world!

"Come here!" The manager finally broke out, unable to bear it any longer, "Catch her! The first person caught will have free drinks in the store! I will also give you a bottle of 82-year-old XO for free!"

As soon as the words came out, everyone rushed towards Jane in unison, jumping onto the stage one after another, about to throw down the free meal ticket that was shining with golden light——

Jane unplugged the microphone quickly, turned over to avoid the five big and three thick bodyguards, showed a Neymar roll on the spot, and ran towards the door with windy footsteps, while holding the microphone tightly, she turned her head and sang loudly to the crowd who were chasing after Rumble, singing The shock and the horror of penetrating power are enough to be recorded in the "Top Ten Horror Incidents in Gotham"——

"Hahahahaha~ you can't beat me! There's no way I'm just this strong~

Hahahahaha~ Can't catch up with me!La la la la la la ~ la la la la la ~"

Everyone: I'm so stupid!Are you still in good spirits? !If I can't catch up today, I'll drink all the sulfuric acid from the ACE chemical plant!I still can't believe I--

[True Fragrance Warning Ahead]

Jian walked like flying, jumping lightly on the withered yellow grass, and couldn't help leaving a barbell-like laugh behind her——

"Hahahahaha~ You've been defeated by me~ Let's all go together, I'm not afraid at all!

Hahahahaha~ You can't beat me!La la la la la la ~ la la la la la ~"

Everyone was so angry that they were about to vomit Christmas dinner. They didn't expect this dry-looking woman to run so fast. She flew all the way from the bar to a place far away from the city center at the speed of death racing, but failed to catch up with her. To be able to watch Jane drift away contentedly with a disconnected mic after ruining yet another good night has become an Elsa fan's worst nightmare ever since.

Jane happily sang all the way away, startling countless wild dogs on the street.She walked happily on a night outing in Gotham with brisk steps like Super Mario. When she passed the corner in front of her and didn't pay attention, she hit her chest like steel with a "click", and the bridge of her nose died on the spot.

"Hmm—" Jane, who was overwhelmed, held her nose and took a few steps back. She raised her head angrily and looked up. When she saw the other person's face clearly, she couldn't help letting go of her hand, and opened her mouth with a nosebleed. The lower half of her face was baptized like water from the gate——

"Are you okay, Miss?" Clark Kent, who was wearing glasses and dressed as a reporter, looked worriedly at the woman who was bleeding all over her face and staring blankly at him, trying not to focus on the crooked nose bone of the other party. Full of shame in his thoughtfulness, he asked in a very gentlemanly voice, "It's my fault, miss, I'm going to the hospital with you now, is that okay? You'll be fine, we'll stop the bleeding for you... ..."

When Jane came back to her senses, she realized that her nose was in severe pain, and the blood flowed unstoppably. The voice shouted indistinctly, "Quick—take me to the hospital—I'm going to be admitted to the intensive care unit! I want to see the best doctor! I want to try the VIP ward—"

The tall and strong man couldn't help laughing, he held Jane's arm, carefully avoiding her exposed skin, his voice was low and soft, "It's not that serious, miss. But since it's my fault, I think I will try my best to meet your reasonable request..."

Jane, "Really? If I had known, I would have had a few more noses, alas..."

……

……

Not far away from the fire escape, there was a figure hidden in the shadows that Jane hadn't noticed at all.

Batman watched silently as Clark Kent helped the injured woman away. Suddenly, he received a message from Director Gordon. He lowered his head and opened it to see the expected question.

Gordon, "Why was the arrest of Jane Doe removed?"

Batman replied very forcefully, "Harlene Quinzel and now Harley Quinn were her psychiatrist. How convincing do you think Jane Doe's psychiatric trial is?"

Gordon seemed to choke for a moment, "Just for this reason?"

Batman put it simply, "She can help me catch more criminals."

Gordon couldn't help but thumped in his heart, "And then?—According to what I know about Batman, there must be more reasons."

Batman stared meaningfully at the brightly lit bar in the distance, and slowly typed a line.

"While almost everyone is captivated by Miss Elsa's cooking, only Jane Doe seems to be completely unaffected - amazing, isn't it?"

Gordon, "Isn't it because her cuisine is truly incomparable?!"

Batman grimly vetoes his compliment, "A talented chef 'working hard for a dream' in a Chinese restaurant where the front page of the menu says Sandwich... Is this American Chinese, or Chinese Western? - Gordon, in my No other top chef I've ever seen 'goes with the flow' quite like her."

He himself is a person who doesn't pay much attention to appetite, even if a dish of egg fried rice is delicious and unique, it is just a bowl of fried rice.He and her had never met each other, had neither an emotional connection nor any sympathy, how could it be possible to recall the darkest and buried deepest memory after just eating a small bite of a stranger's meal? ——This one bite is enough to arouse Batman's vigilance, and put Aisha on the list of potential dangers.

Sure enough, under his close attention, this Chinese woman who just came to Gotham not long ago has the favor and admiration of many people. What they have in common is that they have all eaten the meals made by Aisha, and then they are obsessed with it like a demon. The rich man doesn't even care about his most proud charity work, and spends all day trying to please him Brainstorming, the villain abandoned the heavy responsibility of destroying the world just to taste the meals she cooked herself for three meals a day... Isn't this signal obvious enough, so many people rush forward one after another just to eat one meal meal?

Is this Chinese woman from the East cooking delicacies or mental drugs?

Batman looked at Elsa who came out of get off work from the bar, narrowed his eyes slightly, and turned to look in the direction Jane left.

Interestingly, he discovered that where Jane Doe is, Aisha's magical magic is difficult to achieve the expected effect-a natural coincidence, or the result of careful arrangements?

This is the answer Batman needs to find.

The author has something to say: the countdown to the end of the DC chapter.The master's DC is the strongest [whether it is strategic IQ or other] It's not covered, unless it is seriously OOC, I don't think any traverser can hide it from his eyes.

It is estimated that there are still 2 worlds to end the full text~