Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

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【wake up】

No.Let her sleep a little longer.I haven't slept so soundly in a long time.

【simple……】

Don't call.

【Well... you will regret it later, so don't blame me...】

Jane opened her eyes instantly.

There was a gloomy sky in front of me, covered with dark clouds, and the air was so humid that water could almost be wrung out.The unique climate of Gotham City and the clear sky and bright sunshine in the metropolis next door are like two dimensions.

Huh?Sky? ?

She suddenly sat up straight from the wet concrete floor and looked around, only to realize that she was lying on the sidewalk inexplicably, surrounded by passers-by who were passing by in a hurry, and occasionally threw a slap at the woman sitting on the ground who seemed to be touching porcelain. Take a surprised look.

Jane couldn't figure it out, she didn't know where she was now, her memory was still in that happy prison. In the prison play, she found herself lying in the middle of the street in the blink of an eye, and she didn't know how long she had slept here. A man came and tried to wake her up—ah!It's such an indifferent world, unlike Arkham, where the folk customs are simple and the patients are warm and kind. That's her home, her sweet home~

Thinking of this, Jane couldn't help jumping in place.Since we sent her out, why not send her back to Arkham on the way!In this way, she would have to travel a long, long way to go back-because no one would want to drive to that place at all!Well now, that ex (idol) who had always been in chaos and abandoned her had actually left her in a place where she hadn't been here before and couldn't tell the difference between east, west, north, and south! --revenge!This is definitely Chi Guoguo's revenge!

Jane thought indignantly, and then plunged into the public toilet next to it—it just so happened that there was a newly built clean public toilet near the place where she woke up. Open the gate and release the water smoothly, and solve the ultimate big problem of life in one fell swoop——

Ah ~

Jane lifted her trousers and walked out feeling refreshed, feeling refreshed and refreshed, and her body became much lighter.After that, he rubbed his deflated stomach, asked for directions to the surrounding shops, and went to have a meal at the same time——

She walked into a fast food restaurant closest to her carelessly, touched her pocket, and took out a stack of banknotes from it, which was brand new and shiny, obviously not belonging to Arkham Property of number one nemesis Jane Doe.

Could it be... This is a breakup fee?

Jane rubbed her nose, she couldn't figure it out, so she didn't want to think about it, she took out a piece and slapped it on the table, and spoke righteously to the blond big wave... Lang the waiter who passed by, said, "Send me to your place It’s best to eat the most expensive pot of egg fried rice!”

The blond waiter, "...hehe, miss, we are a fast food restaurant here. If you want to go to the Chinese restaurant, please go straight out and turn right for 500 meters. Thank you."

Jane, "...a mouthful of burgers, a plate of French fries, two chicken legs, a skewer of grilled wings, a plate of bolognese noodles, and a glass of ice water, thank you."

The blond waiter looked up and down at this shriveled and ordinary guest, and just wanted to ask her if she was sure she wanted to eat so much and not be sent by her competitor, Mrs. What comes to mind is the golden headshot of her appearing in the TV newspaper, winking and asking the waiter, "I look familiar, don't I?"

It must be familiar!So - please hurry up and call the police!So she can hitch a ride back to Arkham~

Unexpectedly, the blond girl resisted the urge to give her a glance, and took a step back calmly, "I'm not familiar, I'm not familiar at all... You can find a place to sit, Miss, someone will deliver what you want right away... "

Ok?

Jane was taken aback, looking at the hurried back of the waiter, she couldn't help touching her face, and saw that there was a newspaper left by a previous guest sitting next to her, she reached out and flipped through it——

Hmmmm? !Why is her name and photo missing from Arkham's most wanted man!What exactly is going on!Who silently dismissed her? !Shady!There is definitely something shady about this!She needs to find someone to appeal! ——

Jane angrily turned the page again, and her eyes flicked over the title "Shock! Miracle! Joker and Harley Quinn had dinner at a Chinese restaurant, and they were so happy and happy! ——What kind of God's right hand?" To cast such magic, people can feel the long-lost love and peace balabala again..."

What kind of magic can there be, of course it is the mysterious power from New Oriental~

Jane's eyes moved down, there were many legendary stories about the new chef of this Chinese restaurant, such as "a talented cook recognized by Bruce Wayne", "the rich and famous people are full of praise for her food, And said that if possible, she is willing to use the power of the consortium to hire her as a personal chef", "Her Wuxi grilled fish attracted Neptune to come here after smelling the fragrance", "Her new dish stewed with sesame seeds actually made Lex Luthor grow hair!", "The owls and the Robin birds put down their arms and dined peacefully because of a bowl of mapo tofu"... and so on, which make people stunned.

Probably before this super-English version of chef Xiao Fugui came to Gotham, the people here never imagined that just one dish can have the magical power to inspire heroes, influence villains, stop the world, and bring peace to the world.

Everyone must be very happy, just the existence of such a legendary figure, the superhero who has experienced disasters and the super villain who has the highest mission of destroying the universe and mankind can finally put down their burdens, shake hands and make peace, and have a happy meal .This is something that countless predecessors have failed to achieve for thousands of years, and now someone can finally achieve it.

Jane felt very relieved, and guessed that maybe the Iron Man Hulk next door and even the Star Lord in the universe would come here for a meal soon.Speaking of which, she really wanted to meet Xingjue, to see what the core member of the Galaxy Audition, the legend who gave birth to Avengers 4, looked like, or to see purple sweet potato essence eating in a Chinese restaurant from a distance. In the historic scene of Purple Sweet Potato, the DC Marvel family had a happy dinner together, and then added a chair for the neighbor’s famous psychologist and gourmet, or treated the dense forest father and son who came from afar as honored guests. Everyone sang "Crying Out for Love in the Center of the World" together, and then took a group photo to commemorate it. It couldn't be more complete!

Jane ate all the food in one go under the stupefaction of others, and then bounced away leaving the meal fee and tip.When she opened the door, she realized that the sky outside was already dark, and there were fewer and fewer pedestrians around. It was obviously the happiest time in Gotham City.

As a good housewife...a single dog, Jane certainly wouldn't let herself wander the streets of Gotham late at night!Maybe a person pops up suddenly and asks you to play riddles with him. If she wins, how embarrassing the other party will be?

10 minute later.

Jane stood in front of the brightly lit five-star hotel, facing the smiling waiter, she gave him a bright smile, then turned and left.

Sleeping on a bench under a tree in the park.

There is still a sense of security here, the air is fresh and cool, and the narrow wooden boards can always remind her of the good times spent on the Arkham iron bed... Jane couldn't help but hug herself happily, and smiled slowly. I closed my eyes.

It was late at night, and everything was silent.

A figure quietly approached the bench in the dark, looked at Jane who was sleeping on it with her legs upturned, couldn't help rubbing her teeth with resentment, thinking that she had missed countless good opportunities and finally let him catch this woman.Satan knew what he was living in Arkham!It was more terrible than the torture he had suffered in prison before, and it was even more maddening!Covering his ears with a pillow and banging his head against the wall every night, he couldn't stop the devil's song from entering his mind, and it was still echoing, echoing, echoing... Originally, on the day he was imprisoned, he wept with joy, thinking that all the suffering would pass away because of this. Who would have thought that every night after that he would be awakened by his own hissing and singing, and could not help howling out the songs she had sung in his sleep—he finally collapsed!

From this, he deeply understands that if the most terrifying scourge in Arkham's future is not solved once and for all, it will change from a madhouse and Gotham prison to a gathering place for cultists, and this woman is their Evil. Teacher!He absolutely can't tolerate this kind of thing happening under his nose, it's about the dignity of his villain, he can't allow himself to be defeated by a powerless psychopath——

He decides!Followed her secretly, and then took advantage of her not paying attention, raised a knife and dropped her hand, completely eliminated her, so that she would never be able to use her mouth to confuse others and spread evil ideas in the future!

The man hiding in the depths of the shadows couldn't help laughing out loud when he thought of the incomparably quiet and beautiful future, then he quickly held back, took out a poisonous dagger from his bosom, smiled charmingly, stretched out Licking the tip of the knife with the tip of her tongue, she tiptoed and approached Jane, who was having a candlelight dinner with Harley Quinn in her dream...

The shiny knife tip was raised high, aimed at the sleeping Jane, and then fell hard! ——

Boom!

He shot out a bat dart from nowhere, hit the dagger accurately, knocked it to the ground, and then a black shadow fell behind the man, stood up slowly, raised his head, showing a terrifying look like a god of death mask.

"Bat, Batman!" The man lost his voice, pointed at him, his eyes widened in panic, "—so the legend that you had an affair with her is true!"

Otherwise, who would not sleep or patrol in the middle of the night but follow this nameless little man? !

Batman had no expression on his face, and before he could say a word, Jane jumped up from her chair in a panic and shouted, "What?!——Batman is coming! Everyone, run and let me stand behind!—— "

Before she finished speaking, she saw the angry man in front of her and the tall figure behind him, she blinked in surprise, her eyes went back and forth between the two of them, and there was a moment of silence.

"...Did I interrupt something? If so, I'll leave right away."

It turned out that she accidentally bumped into the scene where the former idol was catching criminals.Jane stood up in embarrassment, and was about to turn around and leave when she suddenly remembered something, took out a wad of money from her pocket, and told him seriously, "I don't know which kind-hearted person forced so much money into my pocket when I was unconscious. ...Do you think this is okay? These are my apologies for disturbing you. If you think there are too many of them...you can drop me back to Arkham."

Batman, "..."

The man couldn't help but interjected, "Don't you know that your wanted arrest has been cancelled? What are you going back there for? What kind of conspiracy do you have?! Vicious woman!" After speaking, his tone became more and more agitated. Full of accusations and doubts.

Jane was finally willing to take a serious look at him. She looked at him carefully for a moment, recalled it for a while, and then slapped her hands, suddenly realizing, "You, you are just that--"

The eyebrows under Batman's mask twitched, and for some unknown reason, he answered the conversation for the first time.

"The adopted son of Sal Maloney, and his personal assassin."

Jane, "Who?"

The man trembled with anger, "You, how dare you—"

Batman looked at Jane leisurely, looked at her calmly, and seemed to have discovered another significant role of her: criminal attractor.He narrowed his eyes slightly, and added in a low voice, "—Arkham fugitive. The person who assassinated you tonight."

"What?" Jane was taken aback, and looked at the man, "Why did you do this?! Did I steal your biscuit or drink yours? Are you going to do this to an innocent mental patient?! "

The man was full of resentment and just opened his mouth to make a dark accusation, but Jane waved her hand and said firmly, "Forget it, I don't want to hear it at all, please take away this traitor who has no friendship with patients, Mr. Batman .”

"Also," after finishing speaking, Jane showed a shy expression for the first time, and the assassin's face changed drastically after being shocked by success, she said coyly, "That... that... May I ask where is the direction of Arkham... "

Batman frowned, and he glanced at Jane inexplicably, without answering, he tied the man up firmly, and turned around to take him back to where he should go——

The man was so sad and angry that he still didn't forget to turn his head and yell at her hysterically, "I will definitely reply woo woo woo!—"

Batman quickly gagged his mouth, and quickly disappeared into the shadow of the trees in the park with him.

Jane scratched her head and asked Life Number One, 【Is it really hard to sing? --to be honest】

Life No. [-], [...refuse to answer and send proposition]

Jane was particularly unconvinced. As a scavenger with a perfect personality, she didn't believe that she would be defeated by singing, which everyone can do, so she resolutely gave up and continued to sleep. When she walked out of the park, she happened to find rubbish on the side of the road Next to the bucket, an elderly stray dog ​​rested on the old cotton wadding, describing the vicissitudes of life tiredly.Jian Xiong walked over arrogantly, squatted down, took a deep breath towards the vigilant dog who opened his eyes, and blurted out a song "The Monster" sung by Grandpa and Rihanna affectionately——

"I found a blind monk selling turtles in Shandong"

I saw my nephew selling Haier in Shandong

There is fine rice in the fishing boat that can be stolen to raise soft-shelled turtles

I gave birth to another accountant, alas, another accountant—”

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" barked fiercely all the way, and disappeared into the alley instantly.

simple,"……"

The author has something to say: Friendly reminder: Please do not search for the songs that appear in the article, otherwise you will bear the consequences.

Have fun watching, there will be little Susu in the next chapter.