Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Walking out of the villa, Jane stood in the center of the intersection where the crowd came and went, but no one noticed her existence.She looked up at the time on the big screen in the square, but a lively baritone voice suddenly came out of her consciousness: [There is another mission coming~]

Jane, who just wanted to take a breath of relief and rest for a while, couldn't help but sigh, 【Is there no one to repair the dimension wall?Why is it like a sieve where all the sand leaks in? 】

The voice gloated and laughed twice, [Who made you the best-performing scavenger in recent years? Of course, the tricky tasks will be left to you.Besides, I don’t know why there have been more and more Mary Sues in the past two years. The Sus are so bizarre and Su Debang’s people have no logic at all, which makes an old driver like me who has seen too many routines can’t help it. Heartbroken for the huge IQ tax...]

——That's right, Jane and the system assistant named Life No. [-] are one of the "scavengers" who were born, selected, and summoned by the will of many worlds. Dimensional wall, a stranger who travels to other worlds to disrupt the rules, order and plot progress.In short: The "scavenger" exists to hunt and expel those traversers who are collectively called "Mary Sue" with a halo on their head and a huge gold finger on their body, who want to go to the sky and stand side by side with the sun at every turn.

As a leader in the "scavenger" industry, Jane knows the rules of this industry like the back of his hand. To put it bluntly, the advantage is that there are not too many constraints and no time limit, as long as the task is completed before the world is destroyed.And the disadvantages are also visible: what they do can't speed up or delay the original process of the world, which requires them to think hard every time they plan for the next step and try not to cause a chain reaction, which is an extreme test of professional ethics and business standards, so In the past few years, many newcomers and old people have been eliminated, and only a few of them are struggling to support this unpopular industry.

Jane rubbed her forehead and listened to Life No. 186 babbling in her consciousness and began to complain about her mission object this time, [How many people know that Iron Man is actually a tall, rich and handsome man with a height of [-]cm and eight-pack abs?Hell belly booster pads and donuts, 'Iron Man' doesn't take the blame for RDJ's figure...]

[Although everyone has a little misunderstanding about the setting of Iron Man, but I have to admit that RDJ has a strong personality charm,] Jane calmly and objectively commented, [Leaving aside those stalks that love to the depths and are naturally black, RDJ does He is the best Iron Man in the eyes of Marvel fans, no matter how handsome, handsome and humorous the next generation of Iron Man is, it can’t compare to the current big shit of Sony]

Life No. [-] sighed deeply, [Yeah, I thought so too, the best Iron Man was almost crippled by this coquettish and cheap Mary Sue, luckily we found out in time, Otherwise, the Avengers will probably become the League of Worries, right? 】

Jane shook her head, [Marvel is the hardest-hit area for Mary Sue, and soon there will be another more intelligent, beautiful and attractive traverser, more than 80.00% of her first target will be Tony Stark body]

——Who made Iron Man unable to resist the charm of beautiful and dangerous beauties?There is almost no one star to overcome the difficulty.

[Okay, let’s get down to business first] Jane reminded Life Number One, [What’s the next mission? 】

[Wait a minute...] Life No. [-] quickly flipped through the list, [Oh, yes, it’s the HP world that ranks among the top five most popular but you haven’t been to before, are you interested in taking this challenge? 】

Jane raised her eyebrows slightly, [Talk about it]

Life No. [-] carefully browsed through the general plot, and choked up for a moment, 【Uh... Our mission targets this time are the green snake spirit monk who was born in the east after a thousand years of cultivation, and the second-generation Dark Lord in his youth—】

After thinking for a while, he emphasized a few more words, [This time Mary Su is a playful and capricious little fairy style, eh! 】

Even the ace scavenger, who has experienced all kinds of storms, is a little speechless at the moment.

[Are these people serious? 】Her eyes are full of doubts about the three views, 【Oriental fantasy and Western magic?Forget about the cross-species issue. Anyway, I haven’t seen it before—you want to fall in love with different systems of cultivation?Are you really not afraid of being struck to death by nine lightnings falling from the sky as soon as you throw out an 'Avada'? 】

It is unimaginable that the snake demon in the golden hairpin and the green radish skirt shyly used Wu Nong's soft words, and opened his mouth to the young Dark Lord who was wearing a vest, robe and tie and followed the elegant British style, "My heart is happy with you, you know No?" — Just thinking about this picture makes my eyes tingle and my head dizzy.

[Could it be that the Chinese style is more pleasing? 】Life No. [-] also expressed doubts about this world, 【Can't a good classic get the most basic respect?Can spreading talismans all over the sky and spouting spells casually come together? ? 】

Is it possible that the fight is still a standard turn-based system?

——The two people are full of complaints about this: Can't the Dimensional Wall evolve a filter function? Can you filter the paintings with different styles first?Doesn't it really sound uncomfortable to scold a "juzi rude" and a "motherfuc*ker" onlookers?

Life No. [-] spoke listlessly, 【So no one else is willing to take on this task, only you are left】

Jane thought for a moment.

[My identity is still free to choose? 】

[Well... HP has its own world view, and we can't break it at will. I'm afraid you can only choose the wizard side this time... But you can choose at will in the family and college: pure blood and mixed blood, noble and commoner, lion badger Snake Eagle, which one do you prefer? 】

Jane narrowed her eyes slightly.

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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Scotland, 1942.

All the Hogwarts students have heard big news today, exciting news.

It is said that a transfer student from Nordic Durmstrang College is coming to Hogwarts to study!It's not a borrowing or a short-term visit, but a real transfer!It has long been heard that German Shepherd Strong College has a much more tolerant attitude towards black magic than Hogwarts. The school does not prohibit students from learning black magic, except for those that are too dangerous and deadly.This also means that they may be able to gain a lot of new knowledge from this transfer student, and the most important thing is - I heard that the transfer student is a descendant of a German nobleman, the heir of a pure-blood family, when he never opened his eyes She has been in contact with magic since she was a child, and she has been taught by a wizard to learn and practice spells since she was a child. There is no doubt that she will become an outstanding wizard!

——Yes, that's right, this transfer student is "she" instead of him, a German aristocratic girl!Just thinking about it makes the blood boil.

The above information is all from Xenophilius Lovegood, who is known as the "Little Smart". However, everyone is dubious about the words of this always mysterious and even crazy guy, but still the transfer student is going to Huohu today. The news of Gevoz still spread throughout the school. After class, everyone rushed to the shore of the big lake in front of the castle, looking forward to it in the cold wind, wanting to see what was different about this transfer student——

Tom Riddle was also one of them.

He originally didn't want to participate in such boring activities, but as the most popular prefect in Slytherin, he had to come here surrounded by his classmates at the invitation of his classmates, and greeted the transfer student with a warm and friendly smile .Looking at the curious and excited faces of these little wizards around him, he felt no fluctuations in his heart and was even a little bored. He couldn't help reaching out and touching his cuffs, feeling the soft strips curled up into a small ball around his arms. Only then did he feel better.

——Yes, as a representative of good students, Mr. Riddle, the prefect of the Snake Academy, is actually a rule breaker who loves to go in and out of the Forbidden Forest late at night, and to go on adventure tours in various secret rooms of the castle.The soft-bodied creature wrapped around his arm is a beautiful celadon-colored snake, which he accidentally discovered under a stone a week ago. At that time, the snake seemed to have been wounded and lay there dying. Thinking that the color of this snake is beautiful and rare, maybe it is a rare medicinal material or a magical creature, so I put it in the bag and wrapped it away without hesitation.

As a result, he had a dream that night.Still an unspeakable... spring-dream.

He dreamed that the snake turned into a beautiful young woman dressed strangely. Her skin was as delicate as white porcelain, her body was warm and soft and boneless. Words of flirting and provocative hints, and even fingers holding him, his unspeakable sensitive parts... He and this mysterious woman tossed and entangled for a whole night, and finally he woke up with flushed face and panting, and saw the glass cover again When the green snake spitting out the bright red snake letter at him, his gaze changed slightly.

Tom Riddle spent several days observing the green snake he picked up. At first he thought it was a wizard's Animagus, but he tried several anti-transformation magics to no avail. Several teachers who liked him very much saw it and confirmed that it was indeed a snake, so on a deserted night, Tom Riddle lurked out of the castle again and came to the Forbidden Forest, released the snake, condescendingly, with the snake The speaker’s identity hissed——

He saw the green snake opened its mouth slightly in obvious surprise, and even forgot to take back the snake letter. After a while, he heard the snake hiss and speak to him. Unexpectedly, the words that came to his consciousness It is an exceptionally delicate and crisp female voice——

She said that her name was Lady Pink [correct translation: Yan Ji], she came from a place called Easteros [Eastern Continent], and she was a fairy who had cultivated for 1000 years to take shape. ] Later, he came to this place and was seriously injured.It was he who picked herself up and fed her mice, frogs and insects to save her life. Although the food was not very palatable, she was still very grateful to him for saving her, and expressed her willingness to follow him unconditionally. Xu], I swear by the devil in my heart.

Although Tom Riddle doesn't know why a snake spirit gave himself such a strange name as Lady Pink, but there is no doubt that he picked up a treasure-living for more than 1000 years?If you think about it, you know that the mystery of the wizard's eternal life can definitely be found in her. Isn't this the ultimate goal that everyone has been pursuing but can't find anywhere? !

So Tom Riddle confirmed that the green snake would not harm him, and after signing a magic contract with her, he took her with him every day with peace of mind. On the one hand, it was to prevent others from discovering her existence, on the other hand... …

"Don't move!" Tom suddenly shouted in a low voice, causing Abraxas Malfoy next to him to cast a puzzled look, "Tom, what's wrong with you, what's wrong?"

This highly respected Slytherin prefect had a faint blush on his face, which is rarely seen on Riddle, who is always handsome, elegant and personable. Abraxas's color couldn't help but become even more strange, and he just wanted to continue asking Going down, I saw Tom frowned, nodded to him in a gentle and polite manner full of rejection, and explained to the students around him, "I suddenly have some urgent matters to deal with, I'm sorry I have to leave immediately, if Don't forget to let me know if you have good news—"

There is no doubt that his request was unanimously approved, so Tom Riddle exited logically and left. When he walked quickly to the Astronomy Tower, he finally couldn't help it. With hostility emerging, he hissed expressionlessly, "Stop. Who allowed you to be so disrespectful?"

Something slowly squirmed in his clothes, and finally a three-cornered snake head emerged from the neckline. The bright red snake letter licked his chin ambiguously, attracting his frowning and disapproving eyes, the coquettish tenderness- A female voice rang in my mind——

"Who told you to look at other women, hum~ If you see my incarnate appearance, you will think that those mortals are just vulgar fans, and it is difficult to become a great talent~"

Tom sneered in his heart, keeping his face calm.

"Really? Then why haven't you incarnated yet?—I didn't tell you, I hate other people's deception the most?"

The green snake giggled and said, "Isn't that because he was injured and he hasn't healed yet? Just wait a little longer, take me to absorb the essence of the moon in the middle of the night, and then bring me some exotic herbs so that it will be faster." get well……"

"How do I know if what you said is true?" Tom snorted, and gradually faded his immature face to become handsome, profound, full of aristocratic restraint, his gestures are elegant models, and his beautiful eyes are deep. Bottom, dangerously charming.

"At least, so far, apart from your bottomless demand for medicinal materials and the following offenses, I haven't seen any substantial benefits, which makes me wonder if there is a need to continue."

After all, no one wants to have a loss-making transaction, at least give some sweetness first, so that people will feel that there is more investment value.

The green snake leaned close to his chest, slid and tested his various sensitive parts intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a chuckle, "Well... I have made a contract with you to become a partner, and you are afraid that I will kill you. Is it?...You little enemy, if you don't think about the slightest bit of kindness, you know that you doubt me every day, and you don't know why I fell in love with you in the first place...Hmph, idiot~"

Tom squinted his eyes, with a hint of coldness in the corner of his mouth, and was about to speak, but suddenly seemed to have noticed something, his eyes suddenly became sharp, he turned his head, and called out alertly, "Who! Who's there?!"

No one responded.

Tom drew out his wand without hesitation, approaching quietly while thinking in his heart: If someone finds out his secret, and then wants to tell Dumbledore... then I'm sorry, who gave the other party the opportunity Isn't it right?The green snake belongs to him alone, and no one else can get her except him!

Tom Riddle regained his composure, put his wand behind his back, and turned the corner calmly. He just wanted to show the same smile as usual, but suddenly froze when he saw the other party.

With Senior Tom Riddle's good popularity and excellent memory, he actually has no idea who the person in front of him is - she is sitting on the half-person high stone porch leaning against the wall and looking for something on the map. The curly hair was neatly draped behind the shoulders, revealing a fair and soft side face, with lowered eyelashes and an elegant face, with a sense of tranquility that is hard to find for girls.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, she slowly raised her eyes to look at him, her eyes were deep and unwavering.

A pair of silver-gray eyes as deep and thin as shadows.

The author has something to say: PS: RDJ is the abbreviation of Robert Downey Jr., who plays Iron Man.

There are really people with silver-gray eyes in the world, I really didn’t make it up→_→

Can you see the author's burning spirit of making complaints! ! !Back then, this routine blew me away! !I fell asleep staring at the ceiling for several nights! !