Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

The author has something to say: Jane Doe: Jane Doe, in some judicial-related events in the United States, is used to refer to those whose identities cannot be determined and remains, generally women.The male is JohnDoe. It means Anonymous.

The last comprehensive English and American article, I have finished all I want to write, and I really will not write again in the future. The ending of this light-hearted style fan can be regarded as a perfect end to my Marvel career-. -

Note: Each world is a timeline after Marysue has traveled through it, and the mainline characters are affected by it and are on the edge of OOC or have already started OOC.Don't take your seats!Don't take your seats!Don't take your seats!

It can be regarded as the heroine's anti-routine style, easy and refreshing article: logic is there, but it can't be delved into. The heroine is handsome without halo, and the female supporting role is not brainless and flesh and blood. The author doesn't know what the hero is. The cracking has never stopped... All in all, it is really just an entertainment rant [Statement of a strong desire to survive], it does not involve any content of the work, I don't want to cause wars and quarrels, don't touch each other's cocks, respect each other's opinions is a a beautiful quality.You are also welcome to provide all kinds of typical Mary Su materials [the kind without title and author] to share and discuss together, so as to commemorate our youth that was bombed and baptized, and bow here~~

It's another sunny morning in New York.

Turn off the reminder function of the time and weather from the conscientious smart housekeeper Jarvis, after the carnival to exhaustion, Anthony Edward - nicknamed Tony - fans nicknamed "Iron Man" Stark hugged his beloved The woman slept until noon.The smart curtains firmly block the hot sunlight outside, the indoor temperature is suitable, the air is fresh, and his whole body is relaxed in the most natural state, so lazy and comfortable that he hardly wants to get up.

Tony couldn't help yawning, and subconsciously hugged the woman in his arms even deeper, while the blonde stunner, whose body was naked and only covered by a thin blanket, was so beautiful and sexy that she couldn't look away. With her eyes closed, she let out a low panting of ecstasy, and buried her head in his chest more and more intimately, feeling full of love - she fell asleep again in a daze after the body ached.

Tony Stark rubbed his eyes, turned his head and wanted to glance at the clock on the wall, but with blurred eyes, he vaguely saw a person sitting on the single sofa opposite the bed.He immediately jumped up from the bed with a jolt, not forgetting to cover his sensitive parts, glanced at the sleeping woman beside him, and then set his eyes on the person in the shadow again.

It was a woman.The playboys who have read countless people have accurately judged this information from the opponent's body shape and sitting posture - no weapons, this is the second conclusion he came to after examining for a while, and...how did she come in, sitting How long have you admired their sleeping positions here?Is Jarvis asleep? !

Tony stared at the uninvited guest who was lazily leaning on the back of the sofa, resting his fingers on his forehead, whose presence was so weak that he would ignore it if he didn't pay attention.Although the purpose of the other party's visit was unknown, since they were still panting, it proved that she was not a killer sent by a competitor or enemy, and they would not be in any danger for a while.The result of this reasoning made Tony temporarily suspend his breath. He lowered his voice not to wake up the woman next to him, and tried to speak calmly, "What do you want?"

Don't ask the name because the answer is definitely false, don't ask the purpose because the answer is not necessarily true, Tony Stark doesn't like the twists and turns, since she has a way to get in, it proves that she is not what she wants to seek A business partner of Stark Industries, her goal must be herself.

——and then got slapped in the face.

"Good morning, Mr. Anthony Edward Stark." The woman whose face was hidden in the shadow of the corner spoke, her voice was mezzo-soprano, her pronunciation was accurate but not stiff, slow but not loose, transparent but full of metal The general texture is highly recognizable and you will never forget it once you hear it.But Tony has no memory of the voice, and it's not like ordinary people would call his name that way.

Tony's eyes were fixed on that corner. The strange thing was that his eyesight was comparable to that of a pilot, and he couldn't see her face clearly at a distance of two meters. It was as if something had partially mosaiced the scene at this moment. And concentrated on her facial features.

Then Tony saw this mysterious woman pulling out an ipadpro out of nowhere—hmm ipad? !what the hell?Is it possible that it also comes with Apple advertising implants? !

Tony stared at the intruder holding a tablet computer with a strange expression, and seemed to be reading from a pre-written script on it, with a flat voice, as if it was a weather reporter who just took office——

"According to the big data calculations of a hot circle in the past two years, the keywords with the highest frequency in articles about Anthony Edward Stark—Tony Stark for short—nicknamed Nini are as follows——"

She used her textured mezzo-soprano to take a serious look, and ruthlessly pronounced the words that could destroy the character, "Caramel-colored big eyes; blueberry destroyer; heightened insoles; donuts; eyelash monsters; little belly ; tin cans; Sony, etc.—"

The more she says a word, the weirder Tony Stark's look gets, it's all over "Wait who are you talking about you won't say it's me no it can't be sure it's not me f*ck can it be true The subtle transformation of "I".

"Stop-stop--" he finally couldn't listen anymore, trying to stop this cruel and cruel personal attack, "You have worked so hard to sneak into my bedroom just to give me these crappy nicknames that are seriously inaccurate ?”

The woman put away the tablet, put her legs together, sat in an elegant and natural posture, and raised an index finger towards him.

"First," she said, and began to calmly and objectively state the facts, "the 'hard work' you mentioned does not exist, in fact I just asked your AI steward a few questions and accepted its scan Finally, it took the initiative to let me in. I have to say that Jarvis is much more advanced than its owner in terms of both hardware and software. Except for the only advantage that its owner is the creator, the two sides are incomparable. "

Tony: Huh? ?Is she mocking me, Master Jarvis?

"Second," without giving Tony a chance to refute, she continued, "I have no intention of targeting the character 'Iron Man'. These nicknames are all collected from your fans rather than slandered by the media and competitors, so there is no 'word'." Doesn't match 'this attribute."

Tony: ...the subtlety of swallowing a fly.Are those people really not black fans?

"Third," she sat up slightly, turned her head to look at the sleeping woman next to him, and squinted her eyes, "I didn't come here for you, but... for her."

Tony became alert in an instant, and moved slowly with his hands buried under the thin blanket, trying to touch the alarm hidden by the window.

"Don't you wonder what kind of question I asked, Jarvis would let a stranger into your bedroom, Mr. Stark?"

One word from her made Tony's movements freeze in place.

He thought for a while, but finally couldn't resist the curiosity in his heart, and asked along the steps, "... What's the problem?"

She smiled slightly.

"As a local girl who grew up in New York smoothly, why did 'she' change so much without warning, from an ordinary girl with a pretty face to a charming woman with predictive ability overnight? hero?"

Tony was taken aback.

"Why is it that a woman who has never met before can always hit your hearts with one word when they meet, as if she knows all of your flaws, unspeakable thoughts, and even secrets?"

Tony Stark frowned slightly, staring at the people in the shadows, and remained silent rarely.

"A girl who majored in economics at a community college can point out your palladium poisoning crisis at the first meeting, and even know how to alleviate it; remind you that there are six mysterious and powerful treasures in this universe, which have the fear of changing everything Power, and know where they are, leading you to find them one by one—”

She seemed to be smiling, but the meaning was unknown.

"Have you never paid attention to the search records in the Jarvis system? Or is it that you have no defense against your beloved woman, so that she quietly solves these people who may threaten you in the future, and A rival in love who threatens her—"

She unhurriedly read out the names that left an impression on him, "Ivan Vanke, Justin Hammer, botanist Maya, scientist Aldrich Killian..."

She seemed to be smiling at Tony's slightly widened face, "—yes, Mr. Stark. They are all dead, under her 'foresight'."

"What a wise and visionary wife, if I were you, I would be eager to take her as my own, try to please her in different ways every day, try to keep her by my side for the rest of my life, and swear to love her only one person--"

Tony's face was a little embarrassed, and his fingers moved under the thin blanket itchingly.Reluctantly, she admitted that what she said was exactly what she thought: he was obsessed with the woman around him, and fell in love with her almost crazily, and even forgot his pursuit, his identity for a while, His own responsibility, and so far, he didn't feel that there was anything wrong.

She is smart and beautiful, caring and understanding. She is noble and elegant when she should be dignified, but she becomes unrestrained and coquettish when the lights are turned off.She can always express her views in a humorous and sharp manner, and she will never be jealous of his rich love history in the past. She cares about the future of Stark Industries and is willing to take on the heavy responsibility of CEO. With her assistance, he has lightened a lot of burdens. , and it seems that the world has become peaceful recently, and there are very few opportunities to wear steel armor-who would not love such a woman, who would not treat her as a treasure?

Such a woman is so perfect that her light hides her small flaws and incompatibility.But at this moment, this mysterious visitor can point out these points so sharply that Tony immediately recalls the various senses of disobedience when he first saw his beloved.

It turned out that Jarvis had already realized it a long time ago, but he gradually ignored it inexplicably, and was crazy about her as if possessed... No, no, wait, why did she know so well?Who is she? !

Tony Stark looked at her suspiciously, thought for a while, and suddenly said, "A beautiful woman always has some imperfect pasts, I believe I can overcome these shortcomings in the future, but you, even if you can convince Jia Weiss, but I can't convince a woman who doubts me. Being ambitious is never a bad thing. On the contrary, I appreciate it. Her motives are all for my own good, but yours... I'm not sure."

After all, are there not many women who love to hate for him?It's not like there are more extreme methods than hers.

Tony spoke vigorously, full of confidence, and wanted to persuade her and persuade himself to step over this psychological defense line, but the other party laughed out loud, no doubt that it was definitely not a friendly and kind smile——

"For your own good?" She repeated this sentence, and nodded her forehead meaningfully, "How long has it been since you got together with your heroic friends, Mr. Stark, the so-called 'world peace' has made you Is your CPU dusty and rusty?"

Tony, "...you know you're talking to a revolutionary genius who invented Jarvis and Iron Armor, right?"

"I only know that I'm talking to the former Anthony Edward Stark, I'm talking to the hero Iron Man who doesn't have any superpowers but always rushes to the front line." She put away her smile and said lightly, "You should Learn about things around you, Mr. Stark, the heartthrob who sleeps next to you is not just a good wife who only cares about you..."

She snapped her fingers and began to count, "As a competent Mary Sue, she has left many glorious deeds, including but not only including - becoming Captain America's neighbor and making him fall in love at first sight, taking over the task of the Black Widow to hypnotize and comfort Hao Ke started the sadomasochistic relationship, fell in love with Loki, the evil god of Asgard, fell in love with each other, was wronged and fell into Hawkeye's arms to start a pure friendship that was not full of lovers, and praised Thor without hesitation Satisfy the vanity of God with heroic warriors, chat with our dangerous and charming black widow at night, fight side by side, and the lilies bloom..."

Tony stared blankly.

"As for you," she thought for a while and came to a conclusion, "In one sentence: love grows with time."

Tony, "..."

"Of course, these are just trivial things," she said lightly, "Our Miss Mary Sue has done a lot more than flirting with Avengers and villains and having sex with them."

She squinted her eyes, and her originally meaningless tone suddenly changed.

"Leading around and causing the Avengers to fall apart is the first crime."

"Superheroes and supervillains killed each other for her favor, innocent people were implicated and killed and injured, but she didn't care, refused to take responsibility and was complacent about it. This is the second crime."

Her voice gradually became cold and impersonal.

"Seriously disrupting the world's rules and order, interrupting the original normal process, and threatening the peace of the dimension. This is the third crime."

"The last one, and the most unforgivable one."

"—Delusion to control all heroes and villains, to become the only master of this universe, to gain supreme power and dominion."

She leaned forward and smiled at Tony, who stayed where he was.

"So what do you think of this motive, Mr. Stark?"

"Is this kind of flirtatious and flirtatious slut that everyone is ambiguous enough to be dangerous and charming enough?"

Before he came back to his senses, the mysterious woman slightly raised her hand and snapped her fingers in the air. Almost instantly, the blonde woman lying beside him disappeared, leaving only the messy folds on the bed. The traces indicate that she has existed.

Tony took a breath, shocked and unbelievable by everything in front of him, his consciousness blurted out one step ahead of his movements, "You——where did you get her?!"

The woman in the shadow slowly leaned back on the back of the chair, clasped her hands on her knees, her posture was always indescribably leisurely and elegant, and her tone was always unhurried, calm, calm, and with excellent demeanor.

"Of course it is to go back to the place where she should have been." She replied as a matter of course, then fixed her eyes slightly, staring at the superhero who was loved, admired, and inspired by countless people in front of her. Open your mouth in a low voice.

"Anthony Edward Stark," she always called him by his full name, the name his father had given him, "do you remember why you became Iron Man in the first place?"

Tony was taken aback.

Countless memories rush through my mind like a torrent, those shocking scenes, those heavy but honor-filled sense of responsibility, those fatal dangers that passed by several times; those explosions, gunpowder smoke, flames, battles, and the friendship between life and death , the reliable back, the tacit cooperation; those ordinary people's excited tears, grateful eyes, and sincere prayers; those obviously so precious and dazzling memories, now seem to be as far away as the last life, no longer Vividly, become so stale and blurred.

The Tony Stark who is content with pleasure and obsessed with the warm embrace of his lover, or the Iron Man who staggers forward with a heavy past, but is never afraid to sacrifice to protect the world?Or is it the superhero who used to be bohemian, talented, arrogant, talkative, and claimed to be "I can keep the world peaceful alone"?Or the Stark whose father called "my greatest creation is my son"?

What was it that changed him so cruelly and mercilessly?Let people remember him most as "bellies", "booster pads" and "donuts"?

"Stark, everyone is a hero," the woman said to him, "whether they are famous or not, how many women they have loved, whether they have ever been lost, whether they have an invulnerable steel armor... Whenever danger comes , they will always be the first to rush forward and defend the world against the hail of bullets."

She stared at him quietly, and asked softly, "Have you forgotten the words engraved on the first-generation reactor that Miss Potts gave you?"

——Proof that Tony Starkhasa heart.

Without hesitation, he said aloud silently in his heart, raised his head, and was facing her gradually clear face, that strange and calm face, with transparent and mysterious gray eyes, seemed to possess some kind of indescribable power , allowing him to be so calm for the first time, listening to her speak slowly——

"Iron or not, you are the man."

You're Iron Man, whether you're wearing a suit or not.

She looked him straight in the eyes, her tone calm.

"—BeAMan."

Then, take the responsibility behind the hero's fame.The members of the Stark family are slutty geniuses, arrogant and uninhibited, but they will never die on a woman's belly.

Tony suddenly clenched his fingers. He stared at the pair of wonderful and rare silver-gray eyes, the color once owned by the legendary king of gods Zeus, goddess of wisdom Athena, and Hades. low opening-

"who are you?"

The mysterious visitor smiled.

"In view of the fact that we may meet often in the future," especially when another Mary Sue appears, and Marvel is the hardest hit area for breaking the dimensional wall, and Anthony Edward Stark is one of the critically ill patients. Make a good first impression.

"You can call me..." She paused.

"Jane Doe."