[Red Mansion] The occupation of Huangsang!

Shui Zhai's luck is very good, very good.

Why did the author say that, because Shui Zhai was obviously rushing towards the direction where the wolves were roaring, but the further he ran, the farther he was from the wolves. Instead, it was the guards chasing him and Shui Lan, who were worried about following him Encountered wolves.

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Looking at the pair of green eyes, and then at the horse whose legs were trembling with fright, Shui Lan opened her crow's mouth for the first time, letting you talk nonsense, let you talk nonsense, this is all right, I didn't fool others but I got myself into trouble.

#Maybe these wolves like to be vegetarian! #

Shui Lan is very self-consoling with the spirit of ahq, but unfortunately, the wolves who are drooling and howling all show the fact that they like to eat meat rather than vegetarian.

The guards calmly drew out their knives and surrounded Shui Lan and his party.When a few wolves couldn't restrain themselves and rushed forward, they were dealt with with a few knives.After a less intense fight, with the unremitting efforts of the guards, the remaining wolves finally retreated.The little guards, who were relieved, fell to their knees one after another, gasping for breath, while not forgetting to bandage each other.

Fortunately, there were no casualties.

The group rested on the spot for a while, then tied the dead wolf corpse to the horse, led the horse and started looking for Shuizhai who had gone somewhere.During the search, Shui Lan used the crow's mouth skill to bury Shuizhai again, secretly saying that he had fallen into a trap... After a while, everyone who was exhausted looking for someone really found him in the trap Shui Zhai and a pheasant...

Shui Lan cheerfully asked the guard brother to rescue Shui Zhai and the pheasant from the trap. Burn in firewood.

The pile of wolf carcasses brought out together was carried by the guards to the creek for cleaning.The complete wolf skin is simply tanned, and the wolf meat is washed, worn on the cut branches, and roasted over a fire.

Shui Lan took the bottles and jars with seasonings from one of the guards, and simply put salt and seasoning on them, and then sat and waited for the wolf meat to be cooked.The original ecological game tastes really good. The tested wolf meat tastes strong without a trace of smell. It is delicious when paired with the wild mushrooms picked by the guard from the forest and the freshly caught crucian carp. Extremely.Not only did Shui Lan and his dandy eat happily, but even Shui Juan, who had always been a picky eater, also ate a lot.

After the picnic, a group of friends who were hunting but encountered wolves lost their hunting mood.Jia Amnesty, Wang Zisheng, Zhang Ding, and Ma Lu returned to their respective homes. As for Shui Lan and Shui Zhai, after sending Shui Juan back to Chengqian Palace where Concubine Hui lived, they put their shoulders on their shoulders. He went out of the palace again and wandered around.

This time the two brothers didn't go to the Chunfeng Tower to listen to the music and dance, nor did they go to the Yihezhai to listen to the opera, but went to the restaurant opened by their uncle's disciples to listen to books.It's just that I don't know if it's because of the lingering spirit or something, the listener didn't hear it, but listened to a stomach full of pornographic and popular songs.

"Hey, shopkeeper, what's the matter with you, don't you know that the law of this dynasty strictly prohibits singers from entering and leaving restaurants and other public places to sing, let alone this song sung by this singer..." Shui Lan called out displeased Come to the shopkeeper and scolded.

The shopkeeper was very aggrieved and couldn't help arguing. "My lord, my lord, it's nothing to do with the little one. The little one told the singing girl hundreds of times to stop coming here, but the girl didn't listen to the little one. When she opened her mouth, she knelt down for the little one, making the little one neither scold nor..."

Shui Zhai, who was listening on the side, became interested and hurriedly laughed. "Yo, there is such a cheeky one."

"Isn't it?" The shopkeeper was about to cry, "You two masters, why are you so unlucky to meet such a rare woman who is rare in a century."

"Don't insult the word strange woman..."

Shui Lan didn't have time to argue with the shopkeeper, he repeatedly warned the shopkeeper to get rid of the singing girl, while he and Shui Zhai walked out of the restaurant and wandered on the street.

Shui Zhai was not in the mood to hang out with Shui Lan, so after walking for a while, Shui Zhai complained with a grumpy expression. "It's really boring, why don't you go to the Yihe Zhai to listen to the opera..."

"I remember that there is also an opera troupe in the palace. Why does my eldest brother like to go to the Yihezhai outside the palace to listen to operas?"

Shui Lan is so strange, the opera troupe raised in this palace can master both Huangmei Opera and Kunqu opera at their fingertips, and they are much better than those outside the palace in terms of heat, but Shui Zhai doesn't like to listen to operas in the palace, but always love Running outside the palace, he always likes to toss the theater troupe in Yihezhai.In this regard, Shui Zhai's answer is: I like it, I am happy.

"Well, you like it, you like it."

Shui Zhai rolled his big eyes, and his heart kept beating.Why is his eldest brother so ignorant? I don’t know that since he ordered the drama of "Guan Gong Fighting Qin Qiong" last time, he has been established as the most difficult master by various theater troupes. If it is not because of his status as the eldest prince, Shui Lan reckoned that this fellow had already been covered in a sack and beaten countless times, so why should he just keep yelling there?

"Why are we going to Yihezhai? There are no new operas to listen to recently. We can't let the head of the class sing Guan Gong and Qin Qiong again."

"That's not impossible."

Shui Zhai chuckled, then pointed somewhere, and said in surprise. "Yeah, isn't this my stupid and beautiful cousin~ Yay, who is the little boy next to her?"

Shui Lan looked in the direction of Shui Zhai's finger, and it was true what Shui Zhai said, that stupid and elegant cousin of Shui Zhai was wearing a bright red horse-face skirt and a green bamboo-colored feather gauze dress.The cousin laughed and said, looking at the young man dressed as a scholar beside her, the look of spring in the eyebrows and eyes made Shui Zhai and Shui Lan who saw secretly shudder.

Shui Zhai rubbed his eyes and said in disbelief. "Wocao, it's not dazzled by labor and management!"

"Listen to sister Juan..." Shui Lan stood beside Shui Zhai, and said calmly. "Your good aunt wants to marry your stupid and beautiful cousin to you..."

"In broad daylight, meeting with a foreigner in private...it's shameless..." Shui Zhai was furious, spitting out poisonous words as if he didn't want money. "I still want to marry you, don't you know that I'm four years older than you, an old woman, and I need a lot of women to marry her~"

"Brother, you have no shortage of women," Shui Zhai on the side made up again. "But according to Sister Juan, Concubine Hui seems to be very interested in kissing her."

So Shui Zhai wept bitterly and indignantly. "Is this my mother! Is this something my mother would do?"

After Shui Lan pretended to comfort Shui Zhai a few words, she saw that the pair of dogs and men were going towards Liulichang together. After thinking about it, Shui Lan called a guard brother to follow him.

The brother guard followed him away. At this time, in order to heal Shui Zhai's wounded heart, Shui Zhai made a great sacrifice.

"Aren't you going to listen to the music! Let's go, I'm going to treat my brother today."

"not in the mood."

Shui Zhai shook his head arrogantly, and walked towards the palace gate, it seemed that he wanted to go back to the palace.

"Look at you like that."

Shui Lan chuckled and followed Shui Zhai back to the palace.The two parted at the gate of the palace, Shui Lan returned to Yuqing Palace, while Shui Zhai, after brewing for a while, howled and rushed to Chengqian Palace where Concubine Hui lived.The deafening cry shocked the palace people, and also shocked the emperor who came to sit in Chengqian Palace.

"What is this for!"

The silly and sweet Concubine Hui immediately circled around her crying baby son,

"Didn't you go out to play with the prince? Didn't you get into trouble again and was mortgaged by the prince and lost money?"

Shui Zhai, who was exposed by his silly and sweet mother and concubine in front of his father, suddenly stopped crying. He looked at the emperor's father who seemed to be smiling but not a smile, and then at the anxious mother and concubine Hui, for the first time He lowered his head in embarrassment.

"It's not because of this." Shui Zhai said hesitantly.

"What's the matter?" Concubine Hui quickly asked.

"Uh..."

Hearing Concubine Hui's question, Shui Zhai was excited, and he didn't care that his emperor's father was watching the play, and asked directly like a cannonball. "What did my good aunt come to do in the palace recently!"

As soon as her precious son asked this question, the always silly and sweet Concubine Hui betrayed her natal family in front of the emperor. "What else can you do? I just want to get closer and marry Doudou to you... Don't you always like to say that Doudou is pure, beautiful and refined? Although Doudou is four years older than you, but... ...."

"One for the old woman."

Shui Zhai categorically interrupted Concubine Hui's words.

"And when did I say she was pure... I obviously said it was stupid... I obviously said that she was so stupid that she was beautiful and refined."

Upon hearing this, the emperor immediately came out to show his presence.

"That's an interesting statement...it must have been said by the crown prince."

"Uh, Father, why are you still here?"

Shui Zhai, who was shot by the emperor's sharp eyes, smirked a few times knowing that he had made a mistake, and nodded immediately. "It was said by the younger brother of the prince. He told me that I have never seen a woman who looks as weird and stupid as my cousin."

"How can Zhai'er say that about your cousin?"

Concubine Hui finally came to her senses, and gave Shui Zhai a disapproving look.

"Even if you don't like your cousin, there is still the eldest granddaughter of Duke Shi's family."

"It's just that Shi Lili who claims to be the most talented in the capital, doesn't like female housekeepers, and only loves Shi Lili, who is healthy and weak." When Concubine Hui mentioned this person, Shui Zhai became angry.Once Shui Zhai's temper came up, he didn't care about it, even if his emperor father kept coughing and motioned him to shut up, Shui Zhai still yelled there.

"Mother and concubine, my own mother and concubine, can you not choose some crooked wives for me? Let's not talk about Shi Lili's short-lived ghost, just say that stupid cousin who is so beautiful and refined, don't you?" I know, concubine mother, today I was shopping with the prince's younger brother, and I saw him flirting with a poor scholar in broad daylight, such a shameless thing, concubine mother, do you have the nerve to let me marry him?"

"Zai'er, what are you talking about?"

Concubine Hui, who had finally digested a lot of words from Shui Zhai, was angry.

"You really saw Liu Mei and the humble scholar flirting with each other on the street."

"Well, the younger brother of the prince saw it with me." Shui Zhai, who decisively pulled Shui Lan out and took the blame together, turned to look at the emperor and began to cry.Shui Zhai wanted to imitate Shui Lan's movements and hugged his emperor's father to cry, but his emperor's father reacted too quickly and didn't give him a chance to hug his thigh and cry, so Shui Zhai looked at the emperor and cried.

His forehead ached from Shui Zhai's cries that were extremely incongruous with his appearance, the emperor coughed a few times and said. "Boss, you are still young, so let's not think about getting married for now."

"Father, you are so wise."

Shui Zhai immediately stopped the tears, and smiled with open eyes. "Let's not talk about my nephew's uncle Mai Tai's family. It's really shameful for my uncle's family. Thinking of my mother and concubine's kindness, she gave it to my son with a smelly smell. I really treat it like a son. I am a garbage collector~~ It's a crime to stuff all the rags into me..."

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#There is a nephew like you who is a professional pit uncle, Liu Hou’s family is really guilty#

#And love concubine, this bastard from Shuizhai speaks so badly, why are you agreeing, that's your natal family! #

The emperor chuckled, and stopped thinking about saving the IQ of the mother and child in front of him.

That's fine, at least when the crown prince takes over, Concubine Hui and the boss will definitely live a long and peaceful life.

Under Shui Zhai's series of deceitful actions, the emperor issued a rare merciful decree, betrotting Liu Mei, the prostitute daughter of Liuhou's family who was said to be so stupid and beautiful, to the second place in the new ranking—that is, the one who was beaten by Shui Zhai, Shui Zhai, and Shui Zhai. The two Lan brothers watched Tan Renjie, an adulterous and affectionate scholar from a poor family.

As soon as the imperial decree came out, Liu Mei happily prepared to marry, while the eldest prince's uncles, Liu Hou and Shi Shi, resignedly gave up their desire to marry Liu Mei to Shui Zhai, and instead carried Shi Lili, who had always been a backup candidate Come out, whimsically want to bring her and Shui Zhai together.