Shui Zhai, who wets the bed that night after the party, feels ashamed because of the watery crow's mouth.Shuizhai didn't want to go out and walk around in Nansan, but due to the strong demands of his cute sister and the prince's younger brother who likes Brother Keng, as a good brother, Shuizhai instantly threw away the bed-wetting when he turned 12 last year Feeling ashamed, he led his younger siblings, plus three cheating companions, to study and hunt.
Looking at Shui Zhai, who was full of ambition and determined to hunt bears, Shui Lan rolled her eyes, and then said to Shui Juan, who was riding a docile filly and following her side. "Sister Juan, look at how big brother looks like, there should be no shadow of bedwetting."
Shui Juan nodded heavily, and when Shui Zhai was happily galloping through the forest on a steed, Shui Juan turned her hands to her cheeks and asked puzzledly. "Brother is such a big man, how can he wet the bed..."
"It should be because I drank too much tea that night, and my brother didn't think about the night at night..."
Calmly ignoring that it was his own crow's mouth that caused a person as big as Shui Zhai to wet the bed, Shui Lan said with a slightly worried face.
"When the incident happened, I helped Eldest Brother solve the problem... Now only Empress Hui and Emperor Father know about it..."
Speaking of this, Shui Lan's face twisted,
"At first, I thought that elder brother would have a psychological shadow, but seeing his current state, I have to sigh. How did Concubine Hui give birth to elder brother, why is her heart so big..."
How heartless it must be to be able to continue jumping happily without psychological shadows.
"Brother, he is innocent and lively..."
Shui Juan dryly defended her brother, but the words were too weak, not only the five-year-old she didn't believe it, even Shui Lan who was standing beside her on a horse didn't believe it, so she explained to the end, Shui Juan He could only sigh heavily.
"Sometimes Juan'er wonders, are elder brother and I really siblings born from the same mother's womb?"
Don't talk about appearance, let's say that the difference in IQ is too big.
As if knowing what Shui Juan was thinking, Shui Lan smiled sympathetically.In fact, Shui Lan has long since given up on saving his elder brother Shui Zhai's IQ.And as far as the emperor's mind is concerned, people like the eldest brother make him feel more at ease.One must know that although the prince himself is favored by his father, in the current situation, he is also walking on thin ice.Whenever she saw the group of princes springing up in the harem like mushrooms after a spring rain, Shui Lan couldn't help being frightened.It's okay now, when those princes who survived the palace battle start to grow up... a cruel battle for the throne will also start, and by then, it will be a question of whether I can be a stable prince What about the question mark... I must make a good plan to turn this situation around, and he won't believe that he can't do the ancients even if he travels through the dandy.
Thinking of this, Shui Lan showed a smile like a spring breeze. He looked at Shui Juan and asked with a narrow face. "I heard that your uncle also gave big brother a present..."
As soon as Shui Lan mentioned this matter, Shui Juan immediately felt bad.At that time, she endured it for a long time, and she didn't blow her uncle away with a whip.Is this really my uncle, or a tease sent by the enemy!Just to compete with Zhenguo Gongniuqing, who was out of tune, Zhenguo Gongniuqing sent the crown prince's elder brother to the young lady Ruhua from Chunfenglou, and his uncle sent Xiayulou's oiran lady Chaohua; After the elder brother had a young lady, the uncle gave the eldest brother two young ladies... Hehe, it's exactly like what the prince said--a true pig teammate.
"Now that I think about it, luckily my mother died..."
Shui Lan patted Shui Juan's shoulder sympathetically, and then, under Shui Juan's tears, said in relief. "According to my father's memories from time to time, my mother's queen was an innocent, pure and kind-hearted beautiful woman... Take a closer look, Juan'er, who do you think this describes?"
Shui Juan spoke with a look of indifference.
"Like my concubine!"
qaq, no wonder the prince's elder brother always looks tangled when he sees his mother and concubine being stupid, the reason for his feelings lies in this aspect!
Silly Baitian who comes from the same lineage, and her mother's family who come from the same lineage are all pig teammates!
Hehehe, Brother Prince, now I believe that you are also my own brother!
When mentioning the pig teammate, Shui Lan remembered something. Since Shui Zhai's IQ level was a bit low, Shui Lan turned to tell the matter to this girl who was smarter than ordinary people.
"Juan'er, you should pay the most attention. Your aunt has often entered the palace recently. When I went to pay my respects to Concubine Hui several times, it seemed a little wrong."
When Shui Juan heard this, she immediately looked straight at Shui Lan and asked puzzledly. "Brother Prince, what's wrong?" She was also there when the aunt came, so why didn't she see anything wrong.
Shui Juan couldn't figure out the situation, but she heard Shui Lan sigh. "Nine out of ten sentences in your aunt's calls are praising her precious daughter and her niece from her natal family who is the most talented niece in the capital. Can't you figure out such an obvious intention!"
Although Shui Juan's IQ is much higher than her brother Shui Zhai's, it doesn't mean that she understands the meaning of Shui Lan's words. After all, Shui Juan is just a five-year-old loli. To be honest, like her brother, she didn't understand what Shui Lan wanted to express.
Asking because she doesn't understand, Shuijuan asked decisively after being puzzled.And Shui Lan said her aunt's intentions straightforwardly after hehe twice.
"I'm thinking about it. Your aunt wants to get closer. She hopes that the elder brother will marry your cousin, or marry her niece who is the best in the capital from her natal family."
Upon hearing such a terrified answer, Shui Juan quickly shook her head frantically. "Never marry, don't marry, and I must not let my elder brother marry any of these two women." The so-called bad pot matches bad cover, from her uncle and aunt, we can see what kind of woman they admire.Although Shuijuan is a young person who doesn't read much, don't pretend to be the best with second-rate and defective products.She had a hunch that as long as her elder brother married one of them, her elder brother's life would be turbulent and magnificent.
Shui Juan pleased Shui Lan with her loveless expression, Shui Lan laughed a few times, and then said. "Juan'er, I remember that your cousin is four years older than your elder brother."
Shui Juan nodded, and said in a tone full of contempt. "A 16-year-old woman actually wants to be my sister-in-law..."
Shui Lan's left and right eyes began to drift, "Then what...uh, isn't there a folk saying that female juniors hold gold bricks!"
"But when they are four years older, they are no longer called gold bricks but wall bricks, and they are mossy and moldy wall bricks!"
What Shui Juan said made Shui Lan laugh.Seeing that Shui Juan really didn't want to see her uncle's family, Shui Lan put down her temptation and asked instead. "Do you really not want elder brother to marry your cousin from your uncle's family?":
While Shui Juan nodded heavily, stars began to appear in her eyes. "Brother Prince has a way."
"Well. Leave this matter to me, the prince."
#I have a special crow's mouth skill, whoever is unlucky! #
The complacent Shui Lan waved her palm and whip, and the pony, which had been motionless and grazing leisurely, began to gallop in pain.After running for a certain distance, the two who were behind quickly caught up with Jia She and the others.Under the guidance of the guards, Jia She and the other three were setting traps to catch prey. When they saw Shui Lan and the other two coming, they hurriedly greeted each other.Shui Lan looked around and found that his silly and bold brother was not there, so she couldn't help asking curiously. "Where's Big Brother? You won't really be hunting bears alone!"
The three people headed by Jia Amnesty nodded heavily.
Seeing the reaction of the three of them, Shui Juan became angry, pulled out the riding whip wrapped around her waist, and began to beat Jia She.Jia Shen shouted, "Why is it always me who gets hurt?" while running around Shui Lan, Shui Lan got upset, so she stretched out her foot and tripped Jia She.When Shui Juan was riding on Jia She's neck, bowing left and right, Shui Lan made a gesture of life and death, and sent guards to find Shui Zhai.
The guards who went out to search soon found Shuizhai, but Shuizhai was unwilling to hunt small animals, and kept clamoring to hunt bears in the forest where black bears were said to be infested. Come to Shui Zhai.
"Brother, are you waiting for the black bear to come out?"
The bored Shui Li yawned and walked to Shui Zhai. "In this barren mountain and wild forest, don't wait for the black bear, but wait for the wolves..."
Shui Lan's Crow's Mouth skill came to assist again. Just as the words were said, a loud wolf howl was heard from a distance.Facing this scene, Shui Zhai was not afraid but rather excited. He slapped his thigh and laughed loudly.
"Really, Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here, haha, brother Prince, sister Juan, I will hunt wolves for you two..."
It was too late and then it was too late, Shui Lan rushed out first, the rest of the guards looked at each other, and then they all looked at Shui Lan in unison.Shui Lan yelled at the guards with an angry dog's expression on her face.
"Look at Gu, why don't you hurry up and escort him!"
Looking at Shui Zhai, who was full of ambition and determined to hunt bears, Shui Lan rolled her eyes, and then said to Shui Juan, who was riding a docile filly and following her side. "Sister Juan, look at how big brother looks like, there should be no shadow of bedwetting."
Shui Juan nodded heavily, and when Shui Zhai was happily galloping through the forest on a steed, Shui Juan turned her hands to her cheeks and asked puzzledly. "Brother is such a big man, how can he wet the bed..."
"It should be because I drank too much tea that night, and my brother didn't think about the night at night..."
Calmly ignoring that it was his own crow's mouth that caused a person as big as Shui Zhai to wet the bed, Shui Lan said with a slightly worried face.
"When the incident happened, I helped Eldest Brother solve the problem... Now only Empress Hui and Emperor Father know about it..."
Speaking of this, Shui Lan's face twisted,
"At first, I thought that elder brother would have a psychological shadow, but seeing his current state, I have to sigh. How did Concubine Hui give birth to elder brother, why is her heart so big..."
How heartless it must be to be able to continue jumping happily without psychological shadows.
"Brother, he is innocent and lively..."
Shui Juan dryly defended her brother, but the words were too weak, not only the five-year-old she didn't believe it, even Shui Lan who was standing beside her on a horse didn't believe it, so she explained to the end, Shui Juan He could only sigh heavily.
"Sometimes Juan'er wonders, are elder brother and I really siblings born from the same mother's womb?"
Don't talk about appearance, let's say that the difference in IQ is too big.
As if knowing what Shui Juan was thinking, Shui Lan smiled sympathetically.In fact, Shui Lan has long since given up on saving his elder brother Shui Zhai's IQ.And as far as the emperor's mind is concerned, people like the eldest brother make him feel more at ease.One must know that although the prince himself is favored by his father, in the current situation, he is also walking on thin ice.Whenever she saw the group of princes springing up in the harem like mushrooms after a spring rain, Shui Lan couldn't help being frightened.It's okay now, when those princes who survived the palace battle start to grow up... a cruel battle for the throne will also start, and by then, it will be a question of whether I can be a stable prince What about the question mark... I must make a good plan to turn this situation around, and he won't believe that he can't do the ancients even if he travels through the dandy.
Thinking of this, Shui Lan showed a smile like a spring breeze. He looked at Shui Juan and asked with a narrow face. "I heard that your uncle also gave big brother a present..."
As soon as Shui Lan mentioned this matter, Shui Juan immediately felt bad.At that time, she endured it for a long time, and she didn't blow her uncle away with a whip.Is this really my uncle, or a tease sent by the enemy!Just to compete with Zhenguo Gongniuqing, who was out of tune, Zhenguo Gongniuqing sent the crown prince's elder brother to the young lady Ruhua from Chunfenglou, and his uncle sent Xiayulou's oiran lady Chaohua; After the elder brother had a young lady, the uncle gave the eldest brother two young ladies... Hehe, it's exactly like what the prince said--a true pig teammate.
"Now that I think about it, luckily my mother died..."
Shui Lan patted Shui Juan's shoulder sympathetically, and then, under Shui Juan's tears, said in relief. "According to my father's memories from time to time, my mother's queen was an innocent, pure and kind-hearted beautiful woman... Take a closer look, Juan'er, who do you think this describes?"
Shui Juan spoke with a look of indifference.
"Like my concubine!"
qaq, no wonder the prince's elder brother always looks tangled when he sees his mother and concubine being stupid, the reason for his feelings lies in this aspect!
Silly Baitian who comes from the same lineage, and her mother's family who come from the same lineage are all pig teammates!
Hehehe, Brother Prince, now I believe that you are also my own brother!
When mentioning the pig teammate, Shui Lan remembered something. Since Shui Zhai's IQ level was a bit low, Shui Lan turned to tell the matter to this girl who was smarter than ordinary people.
"Juan'er, you should pay the most attention. Your aunt has often entered the palace recently. When I went to pay my respects to Concubine Hui several times, it seemed a little wrong."
When Shui Juan heard this, she immediately looked straight at Shui Lan and asked puzzledly. "Brother Prince, what's wrong?" She was also there when the aunt came, so why didn't she see anything wrong.
Shui Juan couldn't figure out the situation, but she heard Shui Lan sigh. "Nine out of ten sentences in your aunt's calls are praising her precious daughter and her niece from her natal family who is the most talented niece in the capital. Can't you figure out such an obvious intention!"
Although Shui Juan's IQ is much higher than her brother Shui Zhai's, it doesn't mean that she understands the meaning of Shui Lan's words. After all, Shui Juan is just a five-year-old loli. To be honest, like her brother, she didn't understand what Shui Lan wanted to express.
Asking because she doesn't understand, Shuijuan asked decisively after being puzzled.And Shui Lan said her aunt's intentions straightforwardly after hehe twice.
"I'm thinking about it. Your aunt wants to get closer. She hopes that the elder brother will marry your cousin, or marry her niece who is the best in the capital from her natal family."
Upon hearing such a terrified answer, Shui Juan quickly shook her head frantically. "Never marry, don't marry, and I must not let my elder brother marry any of these two women." The so-called bad pot matches bad cover, from her uncle and aunt, we can see what kind of woman they admire.Although Shuijuan is a young person who doesn't read much, don't pretend to be the best with second-rate and defective products.She had a hunch that as long as her elder brother married one of them, her elder brother's life would be turbulent and magnificent.
Shui Juan pleased Shui Lan with her loveless expression, Shui Lan laughed a few times, and then said. "Juan'er, I remember that your cousin is four years older than your elder brother."
Shui Juan nodded, and said in a tone full of contempt. "A 16-year-old woman actually wants to be my sister-in-law..."
Shui Lan's left and right eyes began to drift, "Then what...uh, isn't there a folk saying that female juniors hold gold bricks!"
"But when they are four years older, they are no longer called gold bricks but wall bricks, and they are mossy and moldy wall bricks!"
What Shui Juan said made Shui Lan laugh.Seeing that Shui Juan really didn't want to see her uncle's family, Shui Lan put down her temptation and asked instead. "Do you really not want elder brother to marry your cousin from your uncle's family?":
While Shui Juan nodded heavily, stars began to appear in her eyes. "Brother Prince has a way."
"Well. Leave this matter to me, the prince."
#I have a special crow's mouth skill, whoever is unlucky! #
The complacent Shui Lan waved her palm and whip, and the pony, which had been motionless and grazing leisurely, began to gallop in pain.After running for a certain distance, the two who were behind quickly caught up with Jia She and the others.Under the guidance of the guards, Jia She and the other three were setting traps to catch prey. When they saw Shui Lan and the other two coming, they hurriedly greeted each other.Shui Lan looked around and found that his silly and bold brother was not there, so she couldn't help asking curiously. "Where's Big Brother? You won't really be hunting bears alone!"
The three people headed by Jia Amnesty nodded heavily.
Seeing the reaction of the three of them, Shui Juan became angry, pulled out the riding whip wrapped around her waist, and began to beat Jia She.Jia Shen shouted, "Why is it always me who gets hurt?" while running around Shui Lan, Shui Lan got upset, so she stretched out her foot and tripped Jia She.When Shui Juan was riding on Jia She's neck, bowing left and right, Shui Lan made a gesture of life and death, and sent guards to find Shui Zhai.
The guards who went out to search soon found Shuizhai, but Shuizhai was unwilling to hunt small animals, and kept clamoring to hunt bears in the forest where black bears were said to be infested. Come to Shui Zhai.
"Brother, are you waiting for the black bear to come out?"
The bored Shui Li yawned and walked to Shui Zhai. "In this barren mountain and wild forest, don't wait for the black bear, but wait for the wolves..."
Shui Lan's Crow's Mouth skill came to assist again. Just as the words were said, a loud wolf howl was heard from a distance.Facing this scene, Shui Zhai was not afraid but rather excited. He slapped his thigh and laughed loudly.
"Really, Cao Cao Cao Cao will be here, haha, brother Prince, sister Juan, I will hunt wolves for you two..."
It was too late and then it was too late, Shui Lan rushed out first, the rest of the guards looked at each other, and then they all looked at Shui Lan in unison.Shui Lan yelled at the guards with an angry dog's expression on her face.
"Look at Gu, why don't you hurry up and escort him!"
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