[Red Mansion] The occupation of Huangsang!

After all, the Supreme Emperor is not willing to stay in the palace alone (this fellow has completely forgotten his group of concubines who have been drought for many years), the more he thinks about it, the more unwilling he is, so the Supreme Emperor deliberately chose a good day , when the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty routinely found some trivial matters and talked to Huang Sang there, the emperor, who was not reconciled, aggressively found fault.

The Supreme Emperor first recounted that he was both a father and a mother since he was a child, pulling Shui Lan up with shit and piss, and slandering in Shui Lan's heart that the one who pissed and pissed was Gong'e eunuch and nanny, you emperor father When he was only in charge of attracting children and teasing daughters, the Supreme Emperor changed the subject and scolded Shui Lan for being disrespectful to him when he grew up and became the emperor's mulberry.

Shui Lan let out a hehe, and with a smile asked Wu Dequan to make tea for the Supreme Emperor, so that he would not get tired of cursing, and in the end, he would blame him for his messed up work, and he didn't even give him a sip of tea!

The grown-up princes looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally chose to retreat behind the pillars with Manchu Wenwu to watch the excitement.They still don't participate in this kind of occasion, so as not to become cannon fodder, not even scum is left, the key is that no one sympathizes with them.

Well, listen carefully and enrich your vocabulary so that you don't run out of words in the middle of swearing next time.Well, I should also learn from the calmness of the emperor's elder brother. Look, I really deserve to be an emperor. This kind of mind, this kind of demeanor... is just as broad as a god!

All the grown-up princes expressed their highest respect to Shui Lan who sat on the dragon chair and listened calmly to the emperor's scolding. Lan had long started scolding the Supreme Emperor.

I have a go, this is my father.If it wasn't for my own father, I would have already slapped the sole of my shoe and let him scold me in front of the civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty.Heh, after all, it's just because of my good temper, right?

Shui Lan rolled her eyes, interrupted the emperor's chattering scolding, and said in a not-so-good tone. "Father, the door of the Taimiao hall has been open all the time. If you want to hold the spirit cards of the ancestors of the past and cry, go there quickly. I will wait and see if the ancestors of the past generations will come to open my window at night."

Pfft~, the emperor brother/huang sang is still so naughty when talking!

Look, the sudden opening of the mouth made His Majesty choked up and speechless!

It's time for you not to be your overlord, a pampered old man.Tossing around like this every day is to meet the emperor who has such a broad heart in the current Huangsang. If it were another Huangsang who is really narrow-minded, he would have made you wear small shoes and go to the underworld. What a mess!

When the princes and the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were secretly slandering, Shui Lan, who choked up the Supreme Emperor, continued to speak. "Father, I know that you also want to tour the south, but this court needs someone to sit in charge, and the crown prince is still young, so he can't take on this important task. How about this, if the father is really lonely, I will leave Zhen'er in the palace , to accompany you, Father... What, even if you are moved, Father, you won't be moved to the point of crying!"

"Fuck off, you Laozi got sand in your eyes, oh, I'll go, I'm hurting you to death, imperial physician, please pass on to the imperial physician, I think I'm going to go blind..."

This ingenious confrontation between father and son ended inexplicably in the way that the emperor's eyes got into the sand and he yelled at the imperial doctor.When the list for the southern tour was officially finalized, the Supreme Emperor still failed to fulfill his wish. He could only embrace his three-year-old grandson, who was gradually showing signs of facial paralysis, and watched Shui Lan, a heartless son, go to that place in the south of the Yangtze River. Fancy world.

Unlike when Shui Lan was still the crown prince, following the tour with great fanfare by the Supreme Emperor, Shui Lan's first southern tour as the emperor was much more low-key.At least Shui Lan is not like that person who is not old-hearted. After the unspeakable problem is cured, he lingers in the flowers and almost forgets his name. Every time he passes a large town, he has to stay to visit the painting boat and enjoy it. Song and dance performances, and then explore the secrets of human origin with the beauties presented by local officials.

At least on the surface, Shui Lan was a very serious person. Since she was on her first tour to the south, she brought her wives with her. Shui Lan didn't go to those places, but took her wife and children and changed into casual clothes. Weibo private visit.

The reason why Shui Lan made the southern tour was firstly to relax, and secondly because of the salt tax in the Lianghuai area.In the past few years, the weather has been good and the people have lived and worked in peace and contentment. It is said that the salt tax should be increased... It has not increased but decreased, and anyone with a discerning eye can see the tricks hidden in it.

It seems that another group of officials will die this time!

Shui Lan smiled coldly, and immediately bought some bunches of candied haws from the vendor.I kept a bunch for myself, and distributed the rest to my wife and children!Jia Heng, who followed Shui Lian to protect him, also got a bunch, and the group all had candied haws in their hands, eating them happily on the street.

"Father, these candied haws are really delicious... My daughter once asked the cook at home to make them like the outside. Although the taste is good, it is not so authentic." Shui Ying ate up her bunch of candied haws in twos and threes. , and then salivated looking at the bunch of candied haws that my brother hadn't touched at all. "Xiao Luo, you don't like sweet and sour food, why don't you eat it for me, or it would be bad to waste it."

Shui Luo curled her lips into a warm smile, and handed the bunch of candied haws to Shui Ying.After Shui Ying ate the bunch of candied haws again and again, and wanted to pull Shui Lan to let him buy it, Wu Tingfang spoke.

Wu Tingfang frowned in disapproval: "I said Miss Ying, you can't eat any more. Eating too much of this kind of food is not good for your teeth!"

Shui Ying pursed her lips, looked at Shui Lan with grievance, then lowered her head, and stood there without saying a word.Seeing this pitiful look made Shui Lan feel distressed for a while, so she couldn't help saying. "Then make another string, too many will not work!"

"Thank you father, father is the best."

Hearing that Shui Lan agreed, Shui Ying immediately dropped her pitiful attitude, dragged the second and third princesses, and ran to the hawker selling candied haws.Shui Li hurriedly asked the dark guards to follow.This street is very lively and crowded, in case of any accident, the loss outweighs the gain,

Fortunately, Shui Ying is a very obedient and well-behaved girl. Although Shui Lan dotes on her very much, but because of Wu Tingfang's upbringing, Shui Ying's character is not as flamboyant as Shui Juan, but low-key and quiet.Well, except that she has the same sweet tooth as Laozi.

Shui Ying, who followed the dark guard, quickly bought many bunches of candied haws. Except for Shui Luo, who doesn't like sweets, the other five princesses and their mothers also took another bunch.

During this southern tour, apart from Zhen Yu'er who was declared to rest, Shui Lan took along with the third princess Shuai's adoptive mother, Concubine Chun, and other princesses' biological mothers.

Speaking of this, I have to mention that in the seventh year of Baotai, Shui Lan had wantonly distributed all the concubines in the harem. Except for Empress Wu Tingfang who had the title of 'Duanyi', the rest of the concubines were all concubines. There is a reward.

Among them, Jia Qiangwei jumped from Jia Zhaoyi of the third rank to one of the four concubines.The so-called four concubines belong to the first rank, which are noble, virtuous, virtuous and shu.As for the concubine Chun'er who has been in the concubine for many years, she became the first concubine of the four concubines. Concubine De, one of the four concubines!

The birth mother of the other four princesses, Liu Baolin, was conferred the honorable concubine of the sixth rank, and Xue Meiren, the birth mother of the fifth princess, was conferred the rank of Shuyi, the fourth rank. The rest are promoted one level at a time.

It seems that all the concubines in the harem are rewarded, but the problem is that when Shui Lan first came to the throne, she was quite stingy about the status, except for the side princess and concubine of the original mansion who entered the palace with slightly higher status, the rest, For example, Xue Luoyi, Liu Chunxiu and the like who passed the selection of Shuren to enter the palace are just top-notch beauties, Baolin and the like, even if they jump three times in a row, how high can they be?

Nowadays, there are no more than three concubines in the position of one of the four concubines, and among them, there is not a single high-ranking concubine such as imperial concubine, madam, concubine, concubine, Zhaoyi, etc.Tell me, is Shui Lan, the emperor's sang, stingy? '

Of course, our Shui Lan Huangsang doesn't think so. Since ancient times, emperors have accepted ladies for the sake of their heirs. Now that crow's mouth, which doesn't distinguish between enemy and friend, has made Shui Lan a heartache. Among the dozen or so women in the harem, except for the queen Wu Tingfang has two sons, the rest are all fucking daughters, tell me, no matter how many concubines Shui Lan recruits, what's the use of it!

Thinking of this, Shui Lan wiped away her bitter tears, remembering what someone said, the tears she shed now are all the water in her head.ヾ(?｀Д′?), I'm rough, I must have had hydrocephalus to curse myself like this!

Jade Emperor, please beg to rewind and go back!

If it doesn't work, please entrust me with a dream, so that I can understand where my education went wrong.Why is his eldest son's painting style so different...

I feel that my heart is failing, dark guard, quickly give me a quick-acting heart-saving pill!

Why is Shui Lan clutching her chest again, shedding bright and sad tears! 'There is no other reason, but because we are determined to be a generation of calligraphers, His Royal Highness, suddenly became poetic, and sang a song that does not want to be bound, and is willing to be a person who flies freely like a bird.

In this regard, Shui Lan twitched her face, and slowly turned her head away from Wu Tingfang's shocked expression. At the same time, she lamented that there was no need to issue a password, and that the essence of His Royal Highness had been exposed, and Shui Lan couldn't help feeling frustrated. Grinding teeth means:

ヾ(?｀Д′?), who taught the prince, the prince, the prince, the prince, the prince, the prince, the prince, who are the guests? When I go back to the south, I will withdraw you all.Look at how Haoer Zai, who is both excellent in character and academics, has been taught by you.

Wocao, what I want is the future king of a country, not a hermit who is indifferent to fame and wealth!

It really makes no sense!

Shui Lan, who had nowhere to vent her anger for the time being, chose to pay the bill a few times, and then resolutely pointed her guns at the salt merchants and officials in charge of the salt market in the Lianghuai area. ~At the same time as the horse, rumors that Shui Lan was actually a confiscated emperor spread unknowingly from the Lianghuai area, and then spread across the country in an instant.

In this regard, Shui Lan, who had nowhere to vent her depression, sneered, and immediately ordered Li Wei and Jia Heng, the two commanders in charge of Jinyi's light and dark guards, to conduct a rigorous search to find out who is not long. If a bastard with eyes dares to say that, he really thinks that the emperor has a good temper and doesn't kill easily!