[Red Mansion] The occupation of Huangsang!

After the empress's Qianqiu festival, Shui Lan found an opportunity to scold that foolish person severely.Based on the principle that if you make trouble for me, I will also make you feel uncomfortable, Shui Li asked Jia Heng, the commander of the dark guards in brocade clothes, to make a list (all of them are people who read jokes on the Qianqiu Festival).Then, one hundred of them were specially selected from the group of stunning song and dance girls full of exotic customs who paid tribute, and sent to them one by one according to the people on the list.

"Remember, I want to send it on their first wife's birthday, um, let me just say that I appreciate their hard work, and I specially reward them. You know, most people don't have such a good thing."

Shui Lan, who was particularly magnanimous, watched with a smile, and Jia Heng left with a face of "I just listen and don't want to say anything".Feeling relieved, His Majesty Huangsang first finished processing the accumulated memorials, and then rushed to Kunning Palace for lunch at noon.

After lunch, Shui Lan chatted with Wu Tingfang for a while, hugged her second son, and then walked briskly to Yuqing Palace. homework.

Although this Shui Luo is said to be Shui Lan's own son, but unlike his father who is very different in appearance and appearance, Shui Luo is really the gentle and elegant son of Pian Pianjia.This child is like a gifted scholar who traveled from the Wei and Jin Dynasties, amazingly talented but indifferent to fame and fortune.

As a child of an aristocratic family, being indifferent to fame and fortune is good, but as a prince, as a crown prince, as the future king of a country, being indifferent to fame and fortune is a bit...

Shui Lan sighed, then put down the picture of a fisherman fishing alone in the cold river drawn by Shui Luo, and asked in a soft tone. "Luo'er, why did you think of making this painting and writing such a poem? I see that you seem to have the heart to visit famous mountains in the world."

"Father, my son wants to travel to every place in Dayong when he wants to, go to the north to see what is called wind blowing grass and see cattle and sheep, and go to the south coast to see what is the end of the world. My son also wants to go... .”

"Son, you are the crown prince, the future ruler of a country." Shui Lan looked at Shui Luo with complicated eyes, not to mention how upset she was.Thinking back to when I was a prince, I was afraid that I would end up like the prince who failed to seize the palace and committed suicide in the original book of the Red Chamber. I was so frightened (is there any??).Damn, when it's her turn to smash it, hehehe!So obsessed with calligraphy, you think you are Song Huizong!

"Father, Song Huizong shouldn't have become Huangsang. If he was a prince, he would definitely become a master of calligraphy."

"So, what do you want to express?" Shui Lan had a bad feeling, he looked at Shui Luo fixedly, and his tone became dangerous. "Son, don't tell you Laozi, you want to learn from Song Huizong."

Shui Luo shook her head blankly, just when Shui Lan felt that she should breathe a sigh of relief, Shui Luo gave Shui Lan another heavy blow. "Er Zai wants to become a calligraphy master like Wang Xizhi. You must know that Song Huizong's thin gold body, I don't like it very much!"

#痛草, quickly give me a quick-acting heart-saving pill, I feel like I'm going to be out of breath. ##

Clutching her chest, with tears in her eyes, Shui Lan looked at the sky, and spoke brightly and sadly from the most beautiful and sad angle in the legend. "Both labor and management should be glad that I am not the only son of the emperor." He also has the second son of the emperor, who drank Mengpo soup and forgot about his future and past, is he destined to be the fourth son of the future emperor, Ziwei Xingjun?

Thinking of Er'er Zai, who seemed to have facial paralysis recently, Shui Lan felt a feeling called egg pain again.ヾ(｀Д) I'm rough, I don't want him to inherit my throne at all!

Shui Lan felt that she should vomit blood, but actually didn't, cast a disappointed and helpless look at Shui Luo, who was restless, then Shui Lan shook her head, and left Yuqing Palace silently.

In the scene of Yuqing Palace, Shui Lan warned Wu Dequan who was accompanying her, and asked him to restrain the palace people from speaking out.Wu Dequan is indeed a first-class eunuch who has served two generations of emperors. He perfectly executed the orders given by Shui Lan. Except for the palace people and parties who had already sealed their mouths, no one in the harem including the empress Wu Tingfang I know that His Royal Highness, who is almost ten years old, actually has the idea of ​​becoming a generation of calligraphy masters.

Why!It's really sad to say that it's all tears.

Hmm, especially Shui Lan who was walking up and down the floor restlessly after returning to the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

Wu Dequan was waiting on the side, looking at Shui Lan's posture, he couldn't help but feel a little worried. "Your Majesty, please rest assured! Although His Royal Highness is a bit indifferent to fame and fortune, overall it is good."

"Then Song Huizong, who was not captured by the Kingdom of Jin, was generally good, but the result...the result...wasn't he going to the stables of the Kingdom of Jin to herd horses, draw pictures and write poems." Wife and daughter He was slept by someone, and he didn't see any bloody resistance.

Shui Lan narrowed her eyes and glanced sideways at Wu Dequan, but kept walking, and became more impatient as she walked.

"Your Majesty, why don't you just relax for now, even if His Highness the Crown Prince is not the emperor, your Majesty, there is still the Second Prince."

"Yes, there is still the second son of the emperor... But Nima, I feel so sad! Now I finally understand the mood my father often has... I hate that iron can't be steel, and I want to push this bastard back Damn it, I can't bear it again."

Shui Lan felt his father's thoughts for the first time when she was so angry that she wanted to jump.What should children do if their plans for the future are different from their parents?He would rather beat up Xiao Er than touch this cute and obedient Shui Luo!

ヾ(｀Д), can you just bear it!

Wocao, quickly give me a quick-acting heart-saving pill, I feel like my heart is dying of pain!

"Why don't you, Your Majesty, go and chat with the Empress Empress!"

"Wu Dequan, you are demented. Can you let the empress know about this? In case she has a violent blood vessel, won't I lose my wife in middle age? I don't want to end up in the same name as my father. ..”

Wu De, who was sprayed with saliva all over his face, fell silent.He stood aside, calmly watching how a generation of emperors had convulsions!

Wu Dequan felt that if Huang Sang continued to be so depressed, he would probably have a violent blood vessel first, and then the empress would lose her husband in middle age, and then...then His Highness the Crown Prince would inherit the throne without hesitation.

Tsk, thinking about it this way, it seems that only the death of the emperor sang can perfectly solve the problem of whether the crown prince should be the emperor sang, tsk tsk, this is really too rebellious.

Of course, Shui Lan didn't know what Wu Dequan, who was thinking like this, was thinking.

When she was nestled in the Hall of Mental Cultivation and let out the pent-up depression in her heart, Shui Lan decided with a big wave of her hand that she would not continue to live in the palace compound this year. In addition, from one to five, princesses who can walk and jump, and the only two princes tour the south!

After the news came out, the third child took his wife and the only concubine, the fifth child took his wife, the sixth child also brought his wife, and only the seventh child brought his good friend Qi Gongzi. , and asked to follow along on the southern tour.

Feeling that these half-brothers with all sorts of tricks would not be able to do anything serious if they stayed in Beijing, Shui Lan simply agreed to the request of these four princes and county kings.But he was actually left to watch the house, the old man became irritable, he rushed from the Yonghe Palace to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, pointed at Shui Lan's nose and scolded him.

As for Shui Lan, she took a calm look at the Supreme Emperor, returned him an exceptionally bright smile, continued to pretend to hold the book, and flipped through another page of the book in her hand.This means that the old man scolded me casually, and you hit me with the left ear and the right ear... When the Supreme Emperor was panting from scolding, Shui Lan threw away the book in her hand and told Wu Dequan to say the same.

"Hurry up and prepare a quick-acting heart-saving pill for the Supreme Emperor. If she gets angry, Empress Chunhui will feel distressed."

"Pull it down, her bitch will feel bad." Speaking of Empress Chunhui, the Supreme Emperor blew his beard and stared. "Tell me if this old woman would be baffled by the embarrassment of the empress of Nanxi Kingdom, who was gifted by the boss as a show of filial piety. Fuck, who gave her guts..."

Shui Lan was silent for a while, and after a long time, she asked the Supreme Emperor in a particularly troubled tone. "Father, that thing of yours is working!"

"Wo Cao, what do you mean, you bastard. Feelings are in your heart, and I will never recover. Maybe it is my piety that has moved all the gods and Buddhas in the sky!"

"Oh, it turns out that the gods and Buddhas in the sky not only know how to touch fish and take a nap, but also treat impotence. I have really improved my knowledge." I don't know if the person who treated the Supreme Emperor was the fourth child (hey!), if so, Shui Lan and others After a while, I went to Kunning Palace to catch Xiaoer and beat him up.Look at what cheating things you have done, why are you treating an old hooligan who treats his sister unscrupulously after he gets well!

Shui Lan, who automatically and self-consciously made a big scapegoat for the only three-year-old second son of the emperor, is full of thoughts and courage to let go, but on the surface she puts on a serious face and solemnly promises to the emperor that she will worship heaven and earth well and pay her back. Take a look at the gods and Buddhas all over the sky and thank you for the small pills provided by the wretched Taoist, so that the Supreme Emperor can sweep away the decadent image of the past and regain his glory.

"I heard that the former empress dowager of Nancy County (the moment Shui Lan decreed to change Nancy Kingdom into Nancy County at the moment it was captured) is also a rare beauty, so I'm doing you a favor. "

This is so sour~

Shui Lan twitched her mouth, looked up and down the Empress Dowager, and finally, under the bewildered expression of the Empress Dowager, Shui Lan suggested. "Since father thinks it's good, why don't I give this Nan Linglong to father, so how about letting their mother and daughter serve as one husband?"

"Don't, you bastard really did this, I want to lose my reputation!"

The overlord's refusal was straightforward, but the regretful look on his face made Shui Lan feel extremely painful.Damn it, an old hooligan actually plays reserved in front of me, I don't want my face anymore!Go back to your Yonghe Palace, take your little pills, and sleep with your half-mature, but still gorgeous, peachy and apricot old lady, don't come to my Yangxin Palace to be blind BB, anyway, let you talk it out Throat, I will not change my mind and take you on the southern tour, otherwise, the original plan to relax will become blocked after the southern tour!