[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

sunny day.I dressed crisply and went out to buy comics, feeling that spring seemed to be coming.Stuart complained to me about his bloody stool, I patted him on the shoulder encouragingly and sympathetically, and as soon as I turned around, he asked, "Uh, are you free to have dinner together tonight?"

I really don't have feelings for Stuart, let alone Sheldon's praying mantis, I can only shake my head and say, "Sorry."

"...Maybe I can waive your comic money." He shook his head, looking awkward.

I became more and more righteous, "NO! Stuart, sorry."

I went to flip through the comics, and the otaku who watched me silently lowered their heads tacitly.For a moment, I was confused again: what do I like about Sheldon?Do you like his refined sense of detached otaku temperament?

... Is my request too low?

Certainly not.Of course not.I nodded affirmatively, if that's the only way, then there are many people on the street that I could like.And the one I ended up liking was Sheldon.

I didn't deliberately avoid him, it would make me... miss him even more.But I've been thinking these days, what do I really like about Sheldon?Is this like, is it love?

I do not know either.

Suddenly someone stood next to me, looked up, Shelton opened his eyes wide and said: "Oh, Kado, I'm so glad to see you here, after buying manga, let's go buy Thai food together? Youkonw, we should eat this today !"

"Okay, Sheldon." I agreed, couldn't help laughing, but finally suppressed it.

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"Kado, do you know what is the main feature of Thai food? It is sour and spicy, and many dishes will be added with curry, which is probably why Rajesh likes to eat it." Shelton spread the knowledge seriously, "I don't want to Needless to say, I once saw Raj eat a curry soup, and that strange color reminded me of it when I went to the toilet for three days..."

"Stop! Okay, Sheldon, I got it, can I skip it?" I feel inexplicably sick to my stomach when I make up that picture... Sheldon always likes to talk about such heavy knowledge.

"Allright, let me tell you that Leonard accidentally drank a cup of milk tea that day... You know, he's lactose intolerant, and then..."

"No!! This doesn't work either!!" I was angry.

Shelton pursed his lips, "Well, I really don't understand why you don't like to hear this, it can obviously increase your wisdom and knowledge."

"..." Should I praise Sheldon for his unworldly ideas?I said earnestly, "Sheldon, although I appreciate your extraordinary wisdom and insight, you must understand that there are some...disgusting things, you'd better not say them so frankly."

Sheldon was surprised, "Why? These are disgusting? I don't understand."

Hearing his frank and innocent words, I froze for a moment and then paused.I asked myself: Can I live with Sheldon like this?He with such a low EQ?

——The answer is that I can.

Then why should I remind him?

——Because I don't want others to have opinions on him.I hope Sheldon is happy and not troubled by other people's evaluation.

I suddenly understood!Since Sheldon is happy, he's not bothered by what he says, what other people think, and I can live with him and like him, that's enough!

My heart is untied - I like Sheldon.The single saddest thing though: there's no way Sheldon likes me.

But so what?I have made up my mind to become better! !

"Kado, Kado?" Sheldon's voice pulled me out of my thoughts, and I finally started laughing, thinking I couldn't get enough of him (well, sour, but true).I whispered: "Aslong as you're happy."

—As long as you are happy.

Sheldon said puzzledly: "I'm sorry, you, why do you say this?"

Why?because I like you.

I know I won't say it.I patted his arm, "Come on, let's go get some food."

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We went to buy Thai food, and Sheldon grabbed the innocent front desk boy to popularize Thai knowledge on him.The poor little brother's face turned green, I can probably understand his feelings, and Raj should be able to...

Shelton was stared at by the guy at the front desk with the eyes of "if you say another word, I'll spit into your meal", and finally had to shut up.He pulled me aside, lowered his head and complained, "Look, mediocre people can't always accept other people's kindness. If he understands this, he can better understand his job position..."

I avoided the gaze of the guy at the front desk, pulled Sheldon a little further away, and said, "Well, Sheldon, tell me about the Chinese myths you are familiar with." Since I can't change Sheldon's concept, then At least make our relationship more harmonious.And divert his attention, because if he complains a few more words, it is very likely that our meal will be contaminated by saliva...

Sheldon regained his spirits all of a sudden, "Well, let me think about it!...That's it! A long time ago, there was a hard-working hunter named 'Houyi', and his wife was named 'Chang'e'..."

I listened in silence, Sheldon's voice lingering in my ears.I have heard the story of Chang'e flying to the moon countless times, but this time, Sheldon's fluent narration made my heart pound.I wanted to reach out and hold his hand, but that was just an impulse that existed in my heart for a second, and I still had to restrain it.

The guy at the front desk handed us the meal, and Sheldon said politely: "Thank you. But I hope you can learn more about Thai culture, after all, you work in a Thai restaurant...hey, Kado... ..."

I pulled him out quickly, and said to the front desk with an embarrassing face: "Sorry, sorry..."

"Why are you apologizing to him?" Sheldon asked me puzzled when I left the store.

"You're making him uncomfortable, Sheldon," I said resignedly, "but if you don't understand, you don't need to think too hard."

He still won't understand in the end.

Sheldon tilted his head and thought for a moment, then finally shrugged, "Well, I really can't understand the world of ordinary people."

He added: "Cado, although you are also an ordinary person, under the leadership of the great Sheldon Cooper, you may be able to rank among the 'not so ordinary'."

"..." I, I really thank you.

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Back at the apartment, as soon as I entered the door, Howard was chatting with Raj, and I seemed to see the scene when Howard was still a young girl who hadn't left the cabinet... Uh, no, Howard was not married yet.The two good friends chatted happily, Leonard stirred coffee and watched with a smile on the side.

As soon as I entered the door, Raj's voice dropped instantly, and then disappeared...

"Hey, Sheldon. Hey, Cardo!" Howard patted the sofa and told us to sit down quickly, "Sheldon, you haven't forgotten what day tomorrow is, have you?"

"Of course! I haven't forgotten anything since I was weaned," said Sheldon solemnly. "I'm going on a blind date with Amy Farrah Fowler, which you're referring to."

"Bingo! Sheldon, you must play well and try to win this lovely lady..." Howard said.

I choked all of a sudden, and my heart seemed to be pressed by something, heavy and uncomfortable.Yeah, Sheldon is going to meet his CP tomorrow...but what about me, what about me?

"Boring, I'm never attracted to mediocre, boring women."

My heart sank again.Am I that kind of person?At first Sheldon's impression of me should be extremely bad, and Amy, he bought her a drink the first time he met...

"No, Sheldon, that's the most suitable woman for you on the website." Leonard said, "Maybe little Sheldon Cooper will be born in a year..."

Stop, stop talking, I don't want to hear... I poked the meat on the plate dully, without making a sound.

If this is the trajectory of history, I don't want to change it.I turned my head to look at Sheldon, as long as he can meet the person he likes the most, I... have nothing to say.

I think the time travel god is playing with me.

Let Amy appear so late, so long that I just fell in love with Sheldon and found that history was about to repeat itself.

Before leaving, I suddenly turned around and called Sheldon, "Sheldon."

Shelton turned his head, "Um, what?"

I looked at him, and suddenly realized that there was really a feeling in the world, and I couldn't express it because I was not the right person.

He was about to meet someone like him, and Amy would tolerate him, and go crazy with him, and I didn't have the ability to do that.

Seeing my hesitation, Shelton took the initiative to make up his mind: "Oh! You also think I shouldn't go on a blind date, right? Actually, I don't want to waste time on this matter..."

For a moment I wanted to say "yes".But after that, he missed Amy forever, but it was absolutely impossible for him to be with me.Because of my words, Sheldon died alone...

This must not happen.I can't be that selfish.

I showed a smile, "Maybe, you should go and have a look."

Sheldon and I will not be happy together.So it's not about the Virgin or the selfishness, that's what I'm supposed to say.

But I'm still sad, otherwise, what are the tears that fell when I turned my head?Why can't I stop at all...

I want to laugh...

I want to laugh.

I finally laughed firmly, walked upstairs firmly, and returned home.

The author has something to say: Calvin, bottlenecks, entanglements...

Will make it up tomorrow~

It should not be interrupted, I insist on coding, maybe it won’t get stuck after coding~~~

2015.6.29: completed