[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

The sky was overcast, and I looked at the sky through the window at 10 minutes between classes, thinking that it might snow.I asked Sheldon, "With your vast knowledge, can you say it's going to snow today?"

Mr. Sheldon Cooper is sitting in front of the computer typing on the keyboard, his voice is high, "Well, I don't think I can answer this boring pleasantries-although I am a genius, but, seriously, the atmosphere Science is as naive and useless to me as geography. No, probably atmospheric science is better than geography. After all, if there is no meteorology under the branch of atmospheric science, there will be no weather forecast in the world, and I can’t decide whether to use more Wear a T-shirt.” He said, “Also, even though I grew up in Texas, I can tell you from first-hand experience in Pasadena that the chances of snow here are close to zero. So you can stop fantasizing about snowy nights, it is more normal to fantasize about snow than to study atmospheric mechanics."

I saw him turn his head, nod at me, and say, "And your comics—forgive me—are really at the bottom end of the comic book world," and I walked up to him with a wry grin, and he immediately blocked it with a pillow. In front of you, "Stop! Don't come over!"—I continued to walk—"Every word I said is based on the conclusions drawn from investigation and analysis! Last night, in order to better understand you and modify the agreement as appropriate, So I searched for your manga..."

I stopped and asked in surprise, "What, you searched for my manga? How did you find it?"

I don't have an English name, people either call me "Xu" or "kady", I think this is a better way to call "Kado".And speaking of my pseudonym—

My name is Turkey==

——Don't ask me "Why"! !I also don't know why I have a name that is "turkey", "stupid", "turkey" all in one...

It's this pen name that can't be found, how did he find it?Not to mention my work is called "BacktoT-land"...it's a shojo manga.

Sheldon stared at me with squinted eyes, and I spread my hands to show that I wouldn't do anything to him, so he put down the pillow in his hand.Sheldon, who got life safety guarantee, is rampant, he criticizes my pseudonym, "Turkey? Do I have to call you Turkey from now on? ... If you are a turkey, I don't want to have Thanksgiving again ——Did you choose this name to make others feel grateful for you, or do you want others to eat you? With all due respect, this term has a slightly derogatory connotation..."

"Get to the point, Sheldon!!" I continued to laugh wryly!Sure enough, he closed his mouth, touched the pillow again, and said quickly: "Your "Train Book" has your Chinese name on it. I searched the Internet and found your blog full of dreamy purple and little stars. I found you proudly promoting your pseudonym, Turkey, on a blog post from a year ago."

I gritted my teeth and said: "Smug?! I just mentioned it casually at the end!!! Also, did you watch the pirated version on the Internet?! Why don't you support the original version!!" I rushed forward and thanked you Don's sleeves—the collar can't be pulled off! ! — Shake hard.

When it comes to my work, I'm usually more excited, but the point is that he still ridiculed my pseudonym so much—it's because it's so frustrating, so I feel even more ashamed! ! ...

Sheldon yelled in fright, and kept shaking his arms, trying to throw me off: "Oh!! Put it down!! A safe distance of 1.5 meters!!! Go back!! Shake it up!! -- put your bacteria-filled Take it down!!!"

The two of us are almost louder than anyone else! !

However, as a person whose reason occasionally pops up, I put down his sleeve first, which made Sheldon stop shouting.He jumped back suddenly, and stared at me fiercely with wronged eyes!But this expression was not lethal to me at all, so I also stared at him fiercely!Our eyes are wide open, God, Merlin, my eyes are so sour...

His expression started to look forced, and so did I, of course.I'll forgive him if he blinks first! !

But Sheldon didn't mean to blink at all!

Should I blink first?My image of a domineering president is completely ruined! !But the eye sockets were so sore, I couldn't hold on.

Suddenly, just a second before I give in, Sheldon Cooper sticks out two fingers, his fingers reaching for my eye sockets.

The sudden shock made me blink.

Sheldon rubbed his eyes presumptuously, and I rubbed them desperately, but his mouth kept on saying, "You blinked first! The great Dr. Sheldon Cooper will not admit defeat..."

"..."

My eyes felt much better, and I began to grit my teeth and snap my fingers—I couldn't snap, why did those people in the TV series snap!

"She-er-ton-!!!!"

"Oh!"

"Dengdengdeng-"

I'm wearing sneakers today! !Don't run away! !Can't I catch up with you after you run away? ! ! !

This despicable guy actually used the blink reflex against me! ! ! !Speech, misread you! !

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I sprinted down the stairs, trying to catch up with the fleeing "lovely" Sheldon.But why are his legs so long!I only saw him running towards the first floor at the corner of the third floor, and when I ran to the first floor, I only saw the door of the apartment exit shaking "bang bang bang bang".

Well thank you! ! !I, Xu Kaduo, will fight you today! !I clenched my fists, and the soles of my shoes rubbed against the ground—the manic version of Xu Kaduo was about to appear! ! !

I gritted my teeth and rushed out of the apartment quickly. The cold wind made me more awake, and there was wind under my feet.Except for the college physical examination, I have never run so fast.

When I went out, I saw Sheldon's tall and thin figure still running forward from a distance. We were about 50 meters away!Isn't it just 50 meters, I'm still afraid of you if it's one second more than the full score of 800 meters?

...Hmph, there is indeed nothing to be proud of, so I want to outsmart.

I sneaked around to the other side of the road and ran forward without a sound, but Sheldon stopped in doubt and looked back.I shuttle lightly on the steps under various storefronts.

I was about to catch up to him, and he was still looking back foolishly.look!look!I ignored the suspicious eyes of passers-by, bowed and ran forward with a smile, and when I caught up with him, I would strangle him by the neck! ! !

However, just as I came down from the shop where I was hiding to the main road, and was about to cross the road and grab Sheldon, he suddenly jumped with horror on his face!Then I saw him running towards the park on the side, so fast... I scratched my head, but he saw me?

——Of course I stand on such an empty road, which is very eye-catching.

I waited until the green light and watched the road pass cautiously.

The park is not big, maybe they often come here to fly kites.But I really can't see Sheldon anymore!Where is he?I look around.

Now, being blown by the cold wind, my angry mood gradually calmed down.Maybe I wasn't angry in the first place, but just dumbfounded after being teased by a guy.

I just want to find him.This thought immediately occupied my brain.I want to find him, it's like I don't want to give up when I'm fighting with someone, I just don't want to give in to Sheldon.

I am naive.

Even thinking so, I still didn't stop looking for him.The lawn in the park has turned gray, deserted and desolate, and most of the leaves of the trees have fallen off, leaving only a few evergreen trees.I looked around, but there was no tall figure of Sheldon anywhere.

Ordinarily there is no barrier here, why can't I find him?

It must be hidden somewhere!Or just go away!

I looked around warily with wide-eyed eyes. If it had another exit, it was probably gone.

For some reason, I feel a little lost, and I don't want him to go away at all.This dreadful thought was immediately expelled from me.Such a childish game can give birth to feelings of "loss", am I becoming more childish the more I live?

I kicked the stones beside my feet, and suddenly saw a figure flashing past under an evergreen tree more than ten meters away!

My eyes lit up all of a sudden!

But I was afraid that he would notice, so I looked around again in feigned perplexity, and frowned.I had a great time playing it.

I sighed "regretfully", turned around and walked towards the park gate.

Then I had the feeling that Sheldon was watching me from a distance behind me.This intuition made me even more excited, and I looked around, wondering where I should hide to give him an unexpected "surprise".

I couldn't hide my smile when I saw an ice cream parlor next to the park! !

I quickened my pace, as if I had suddenly discovered something, and then rushed out of the park quickly.He can't keep up with me, I have enough time to turn into the small shop.

With the sound of the door wind chime of "Dinglingling", I rushed into the ice cream shop.Come on, Sheldon, I'm going to scare you! ! !

——That's why I thought so, that's why I played this chasing game with him.

He has gradually ceased to be a character in an American drama, and he has become a real person around me.

I felt a comforting joy mixed with some unease.The clerk asked me what I wanted to buy. I shook my head, but after thinking about it, I asked, "Is there any ice cream in the shape of a monkey? Trains are also available."

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Holding a cutely packaged monkey jelly, I stood at the door of the store and looked around.

Sheldon was already out the park gate, looking around alertly.He looked very guarded, like a restless puppy.After watching for a while, he probably felt that I had really gone far, so he patted his chest reassuringly, lowered his head and breathed a sigh of relief, and walked this way.

ha!bring it on!Just waiting for you! !I laughed wildly in my heart.

He didn't notice it at all, and walked towards me step by step with ease...

My smile is getting bigger and bigger.

Finally, he walked to the door of this ice cream shop, and I quickly opened the door and jumped on him!

The wind chimes jingled again.

He probably didn't expect that I would suddenly appear from the side, and I said "ah" loudly, just to scare him.

"NO!!!! Get your hands off!!! You despicable person!!!"

Sheldon was startled by me and yelled! !Take me to jump three feet high!I laughed so hard I grabbed his clothes and couldn't breathe.

So much fun! !

"Sheldon, I..." I bought you jelly! !I'm fine, I don't care about you!

But when I straightened up, he immediately pulled out his arm, and ran back without saying a word!

"..."

I was so tired that I was about to vomit blood, "Come back!! Stop!! I won't hit you!!"

Sheldon turned around and looked at me warily, "...No, I don't believe you! Your credit score is already negative!" He saw me approaching and backed away vigilantly.I walked a few steps, and he took a few steps back, and raised his hand and stretched out two fingers, pointing at his temples, and warned me loudly: "If you are walking forward, you must be careful that your brain expands rapidly—— Then, bang! Explode!"

His expression is very serious, so serious that it makes people angry! !Sheldon's big eyes widened and his eyebrows raised, as if he was really doing exercises on me.I narrowed my eyes and smiled threateningly at him.

He ignored me, although I'm sure his eyes blinked a little flinchingly.

"I mean it, look, I bought you a little monkey jelly." I held the jelly up high so that he could see the monkey clearly on the package.There is also a little monkey in the jelly.

Sheldon moved his hand down, then back again, "You put Belcher sea snake venom in it, or scorpionfish stinger? The time Leonard threw his vomit into my sock , I didn’t treat him like that!!”

"..." My hands trembled, and I almost threw the jelly at him, "I didn't add anything!! I told you, I bought it!!"

Sheldon, a very vigilant little deer, is still watching vigilantly, my God, why should I be so difficult to serve! !

He finally put his hand down slowly, but raised his eyebrows and stared, as if guessing my sincerity.

"...I really didn't lie to you."

He took a step forward, then slowly took a second step...

"I warn you, I'm a very impatient person!!"

The second step retracted again...

"........."

Finally, when his hand slowly reached out to the jelly in my hand, my arm... was so sore that it almost broke! ! !

"...Xu?"

I was taken aback by the familiar voice suddenly coming from behind, and subconsciously looked back.At this moment, Sheldon picked up the jelly in my hand, and ran back with a stride...

Before I saw who was behind me, I turned around and said to Sheldon:

"Why did you run away again... If you run again, return the jelly to me! Come back to me!!"

Sheldon stopped abruptly, and I could hear his shoes rubbing against the ground.He turned his head and moved step by step behind the pillars of a shop, only half of his face was exposed.

"..." I was really speechless.

Instead of looking at him, I looked back at the man who called me.I already know who that is.

Evelyn Blake was standing behind me with several bags in his hand, looking at me with his mouth pursed.

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Fixed a bug about Pasadena climate—2015.4.9