Rising like the sun

On Friday night, when Li Xin walked into this villa that he called "Li Mansion" in his heart, he met Aunt Chun, the nanny of the Li family, going out, "Student Li, you are here, the young master is waiting for you! Remember to remind him to rub the medicine on his head, I don’t know how his head hit the branch.”

Li Xin smiled helplessly, every time she listened to Aunt Chun's speech, she felt like dreaming back to the Republic of China.The capitalist young master Li Yu rushed to the door, blinked his eyes and showed a harmless and innocent smile to Li Xin, "You are here, Aunt Chun is going home tonight, we two live together."

Li Xin's heart skipped a beat, she didn't notice the maliciousness in Li Yu's eyes, "Add another cat."

The two first slumped on the sofa, watched 2 episodes of The Walking Dead with their heavy heads in their arms, and then ate the supper prepared by Aunt Chun before she left: vegetable salad, curry chicken nuggets and pineapple. meal.

Li Yu wiped his mouth, snuggled into Li Xin's arms and hiccupped, "If I become a zombie, will you still like me?"

"Then I'll keep you in captivity."

"No, don't lock me up, give me a motorcycle and let me go."

"Which zombie can ride a motorcycle?"

"I will." Li Yu touched the bag on his head that was about to disappear, "I agreed to drink with me to calm my nerves."

"Okay."

Li Yu cheered, first took a few cans of beer from the refrigerator, and then went straight to Boss Li's wine cabinet, muttering silently: What is success or failure in one action, what is all in one effort, that's it.

Vodka, brandy, whiskey, tequila, rum, gin... Li Xin stared dumbfounded at Li Yu placing bottles of foreign wine of various shapes and colors on the coffee table, and could barely guess from the words on the bottle. What wine is it.

Finally, Li Yu slammed a bottle of Moutai in front of Li Xin, "Moutai, the national wine, is the crown of jade liquid."

"Is this going to be a wine tasting meeting?"

"Have you ever drank foreign wine?" Li Yu asked, holding his chin.

Li Xin shook her head, "Does wine count?"

Li Yu nodded in satisfaction, and handed Li Xin a can of beer, "Today we will have a showdown, how about it?"

So, the two drank while watching "The Walking Dead", with their big heads curled up at their feet and licking their eggs.

When he was slightly drunk, Li Yu rolled his eyes, "I'll make you a drink!"

Li Yu's so-called wine mixing is like a big mess. He takes a little from each type of wine and mixes it into a cup, which he also named "Eight Nations Allied Forces".

Li Xin stared at the cup full of nameless and pungent nasal liquid with a complex smell and frowned slightly, "You can't drink mixed wine. Miscellaneous, even a good drinker is also drunk, which is taboo for drinkers."

Li Yu rolled his eyes, "Speaking in human language, how can you still speak classical Chinese after drinking some wine?"

"You can't drink it together."

"It's just a glass. If you agree to shock me, you have to show some sincerity!" Li Yu gave the wine glass forward again.

"Okay." Li Xin took it, frowned after taking a sip, "What does it smell like...you didn't pee in it secretly, did you?"

"I did it!" Li Yu raised his wine glass, smiled at Li Xin, and drank the whiskey in it.

"You only have one sip left..." Li Xin glanced at his wine glass again, "Forget it, let's sacrifice your life to accompany the gentleman! I respect the bag on your head!" He raised his head and drank slowly, and after putting down the glass, the whole His face was turning red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"The taste is really bad..." After staring at the TV for a while, Li Xin slowly fell down on the sofa.

Li Yu patted his face lightly, "Today I'm going to use lollipops to cook raw rice to avoid future troubles."

The big head jumped onto the sofa and sniffed near Li Xin's lips.

"Go away, it's not your turn yet!"

Li Yu fended off it, barely helped Li Xin up, and wanted to carry him to the bedroom on the second floor with a princess hug, but just as he stood up, he fell to his knees.

With a muffled bang, Li Xin's butt hit the corner of the coffee table, and Li Yu carefully supported his head, "Damn it, why are you heavier than a dead pig!"

Like dragging a dead body, Li Yu dragged Li Xin by the arm to the side of the stairs, knelt down and pinched his face and said, "Li Xin, wake up, you can go upstairs by yourself and then sleep."

Li Xin hummed a few times and turned over on the ground.

Li Yu sighed, desperately wanting to ask Meng Sheng for help.However, it wasn't Meng Sheng who answered the phone, and a cold voice came out, "What's the matter? He's making food..."

A good night is too short. Isn't it too mean to call Meng Sheng out at this time?Thinking of this, Li Yu hurriedly said: "It's nothing, it was a little urgent, but it has been resolved now."

"That's good."

"Goodbye." Li Yu said casually.

Before hanging up, Meng Xing's flattering voice came from afar, "Yezi, your eggs need to be cooked..."

Imagining the docile appearance of his good brother, Li Yu couldn't help but chuckle.He still finds it incredible that Meng Sheng was able to catch up with Lin Zhiye.Although Meng Xing was tall and handsome, he was very clumsy when it came to dealing with girls, so he was not very popular with girls since he was a child. He never thought that God would arrange for an unprecedentedly handsome school girl to wait for him.

They often spend the night together, and they probably hit a home run long ago... Li Yu thought, and pushed Li Xin, who was lying on the ground and sleeping soundly, with his hands. He really didn't have the confidence to get him to the second floor.Otherwise, it can be solved on the spot...but this is too unpleasant.

With a sigh of relief, Li Yu put his hand under Li Xin's armpit and dragged him upstairs little by little.However, after more than 20 steps, he rested 3 times and finally managed to get under the bed in the bedroom.After spending a lot of effort to lift Li Xin to the bed and strip him naked, Li Yu collapsed in sweat profusely, feeling that he didn't want to do anything anymore.

The flexible fat cat jumped onto the bed with its big head, crawled to observe the naked/naked Li Xin, and then suddenly stretched out its fluffy paws to the little brother between his legs.

"Hey boy, don't touch my man!"

Li Yu turned his head away and admired Li Xin's naked body.His body is a little whiter than his face and arms, but he is still a healthy wheat color. His shoulders are wide and his waist is thin, his muscles are well-proportioned, and he looks full of elasticity.Li Yu squeezed his strong arms, and focused his eyes on the little brother who had just been raided by the big head.

"Tsk tsk, it's really unfair. It doesn't matter if your mind is a school bully, but the bottom is still a chicken bully."

Li Yu really wanted to mount a gun and attack the city, but... the transportation just now was too tiring, and he was already a little drunk, so he was powerless.

"Wait for my uncle to take a nap before cleaning you up."

Li Yu took a shower, took out the okabook and lubricant that he had prepared earlier and put them on the bedside table, then got into the quilt, covered Li Xin, and fell asleep with his arms around his waist.

In the dream, Li Yu tried his best to avoid a group of running buffaloes, but was still trampled by hooves, and his back seemed to be crushed by Mount Tai... He opened his eyes, but behind him was still heavy, and there was a strong smell of alcohol.

"What the hell..."

Li Yu moved a bit, glanced at his phone, and just slept for an hour.Li Xin was still pressing on his back, muttering softly to himself: "Lollipop..."

He turned his head back with difficulty, feeling quite disappointed when he saw Shang Lixin's half-opened eyes, "You woke up so soon...did you drink water?"

Li Xin's head was buried on his neck, and he exhaled scorching breath, which made him itchy all over, "lollipop..."

Afterwards, Li Yu felt his underwear being pulled by a big hand, peeling off his skin, and a hard and hot thing like a fire stick was stuck on it, approaching the depths of the valley.

"What the hell... Oh, I'll go! No way!"

Li Yu let out a low cry, struggled a few times, and found that he was suppressed to death.The fire stick behind him poked back and forth in that awkward place, and he was about to break into the door!

Li Yu hurriedly sank into his dantian, clamped his buttocks tightly, "Li Xin, if you dare...I will definitely kill you!"

"Kill me, as long as you're happy..." Li Xin muttered softly, still grinding like a plow.

Li Yu felt a little hot in his body, "Why did you suddenly say such romantic words, really..."

He stretched out his left hand behind his back with difficulty, and held the burning fire stick, thinking: If he breaks it hard, he should be able to get out of trouble... But what if it breaks?

"Hold tight..." Li Xin's magnetic voice rang in Li Yu's ear, very... sexy.

For a while, the two were at a stalemate.

"Alas!" Li Yu let out a long sigh, let go of the scorching fire stick, stretched out his hand to the lubricant on the bedside table, squeezed a lot of it indiscriminately, and then smeared it on the bottom.

While unpacking the box of Okabooks, Li Xin had already squeezed in through the pile of slippery boxes.

"Oh shit, your sister--" Li Yu felt like he was going through a catastrophe, as if a thunderbolt struck from the bottom up, splitting his ass open.

"Don't, don't do it, let me take it easy." Li Yu pushed Li Xin desperately, and the latter struggled endlessly, as if Tom was desperately trying to get into Jerry's mouse hole.

Li Yu twisted the bed sheet with his hands, thinking of many things with tears in his eyes.He thought of a kind of torture, where people were put on sharpened wooden sticks like skewers, and let them fall to death; he thought of trains whining through caves;

The unbearable pain finally came to an end, and Li Yu opened his mouth dryly like a fish out of water, panting silently.

Then, another brand-new pain hit, Li Xin pulled out the fire stick, then pushed it in again, and the cycle repeated, the pain was like falling into an endless hell.

"Ahhh Li Xin, stop! I'm going to be killed by you!"

Li Xin seemed to be ignoring all the wind, and cultivated this newly developed garden without saying a word.

Li Yu grabbed the corner of the pillow cover and stuffed it in his mouth, biting it, moaning in distress, thinking vaguely: Could it be that the sky will send a big responsibility to me...

The orange cat squatted under the bed with its big head tilted to look at its suffering master, its round pupils shining faintly under the night light.

Li Yu spat out the pillow towel, bared his teeth and gave orders: "Big head, bite him, bite him away! Ahhh, it hurts me to death——"

The big head tilted his head to the other side again, turned around and walked away wagging his tail.

"A white-eyed cat who won't save you! I'll shovel your shit for nothing!"

Soon, the big head came back with a stuffed toy in its mouth.I saw it riding on it and imitating Li Xin's movements and dawdling, it seemed that it had received some kind of enlightenment.

"I rely on!"

Li Yu yelled, and gradually relaxed his body as if accepting his fate, feeling that the pain had eased a bit.Just when she felt a sense of numbness and comfort, Li Xin's breathing suddenly became heavy.

Li Yu yelled in his heart, "Hey, take it away, don't get in it—"

Still a step too late.

The volcano erupted, lava splashed everywhere, the sky and the earth changed color, and the sun and the moon dimmed.

Li Xin moved a few more times, sighed comfortably, and fell asleep on his back.

A few minutes later, Li Yu regained his composure, and when he pushed Li Xin away, he heard a miserable "Bo" sound clearly, as if uncorking a bottle.

It's over, everything is going astray.

I perfectly interpret what it means to be self-inflicted.Li Yu clutched his butt and ran to the bathroom, feeling that after this encounter, maybe he should go for a second-level disability appraisal.

Helping himself and the sleeping Li Xin clean up, Li Yu paralyzed beside him and said in a desolate voice: "Grass...you have to be responsible to me."