I am a CP fan of me and my teammates

Based on the attitude of seeking truth from facts, I seriously told the real situation to CP fans who don't know the truth.

"There is a group in our group, and the two of them bicker in it every day."

"What!? Is that true!"

Is this true?Is it true that you quarrel every day?I added, "They call each other dead dwarf and stinky second. Yang Zhonggong often helps Xu Nuo with homework, and forces Xu Nuo to call Chonggong brother while writing. If Xu Nuo is unhappy and runs away, he must be the first to chase after him. I have to take photos and develop them.”

Mao Tongli stared, kicked her legs, and died on the spot.

"Ah, I'm dead."

It's so strange, I broke the news that she sang snot and tears, the truth is not the same, why is it getting more and more exciting.I was busy catching the girl who was already satisfied with no sugar and love, and fell back on the girl who was about to have a stroke.

"Don't die yet, I haven't finished yet!"

"Okay, tell me." Pushing me away, she slowly slumped on the ground clutching her heart, with a satisfied face, "I'll run downstairs for five hundred laps before I die."

"Xu Nuo is the youngest in the regiment, he calls us brother, you know?"

"I know! He is the younger brother of the national."

"He basically doesn't call Yang Zhonggong brother in private."

"Hey, why..."

"I was also curious. I asked him why, and he told me that he never wanted to regard Yang Zhonggong as his brother in his life."

"I understand!" Mao Tongli trembled with excitement. "Xu Nuo wanted to be Yang Zhonggong's lover, so he insisted not to treat Yang Zhonggong as his brother!"

"Well, you have a good idea."

"You have to trust a woman's intuition, the two of them must be true."

But it’s really not true, I couldn’t help pouring cold water on her in my heart, and I didn’t want to kill her passion for knocking on CP, so I continued, “Every time Xu Nuo cries, Yang Zhonggong is the first to comfort her.”

"If! If! This! Both! No! Forget! Love!"

"Last month when Xu Nuo was sad, Yang Zhonggong went after him, ordered KFC for Xu Nuo, and bought a lot of ice cream and fried chicken to coax him."

"I'm crying! Such a beautiful kindergarten love!"

"Once the two of them quarreled, it was Xu Nuo's fault, so Xu Nuo sent a large bouquet of white roses to Yang Zhonggong to ask for peace."

Mao Tongli stood up abruptly and approached me aggressively, "White roses? Xu Nuo sent white roses to Yang Zhonggong?"

"Is there a problem?" Because Zhou Yiyi ate up the potato chips that Xu Nuo was going to make peace with, Xu Nuo gave white roses instead. Yang Zhonggong was very moved, saying that these flowers are very commemorative, so he made them into dried flowers and soaked them in Coke drank.

"Of course there is a problem, and it's a big problem!"

"Aha?"

"Because the flower language of the white rose is——I am enough to match you. It is usually used by a proud man, and secretly confesses to his lover——Only I am worthy of you. You can figure out what Xu Nuo means!"

"Wow, it's so true..." Her analysis convinced me completely, and I even thought the interaction between Yang Zhonggong and Xu Nuo was a bit awkward.

The third of the three sufferings in the fandom: Gay friends don’t eat Amway

Of course it’s a little bit, because Xu Nuo really regarded me as his lover, and he even made me tear down my house and was proud of tirelessly producing fanfiction and fanning my family.If I didn't know the real situation, I would have believed her analysis. Unfortunately, I know the real situation and know that the guesses are all false.

Oral dissatisfaction, after all, can not knock.

"You think it's true too?" Mao Tongli still felt that I was moved by her, "It's a long lunch break, you continue to talk about the two of them, I can still analyze it!"

"Well...I think about it."

I am a CP fan of me and Ji Wanli. I basically don’t pay attention to the interaction of the other three people in our group. I can’t say that it can provide sugar for her brain for a few hours. So I decided to let her experience it with her own eyes. Whether it is true or not, everything will be clear after seeing Xu Nuo and Yang Zhonggong get along in private.

"I can't think of more for the time being, so how about it, I will find a way for you to meet them when I have time, and you can analyze it for me on the spot."

"is it okay!"

"It must be possible. If they chat in the group again, I will send you screenshots."

"Do you still have the previous screenshots? Can I ask for it?"

"Yes, of course! We are friends, just tell me if you need it." I acted preemptively and determined that we were friends. She hugged her chest suspiciously while being happy, and took a few steps back, " You... don't want to pick me up, do you?"

"You're not Oreo, why should I pick you up." I smiled.

"I'm asking you seriously, please answer seriously. At the same time, I want to tell you that if you want to pick me up, I will severely reject you."

Mao Tongli had a resolute expression that if you want to pick me up, I will jump off the roof immediately. I suddenly found that my luck and vision are good. The natal CP is real, and the boyfriend is tall, rich and handsome. The opposite sex is not interested in me at all. , I rest assured that Ji Wanli rest assured that thousands of CP fans are also relieved.

I'm afraid it's not the hero of the Jinjiang Danmei novel who has a halo all over his body.

"No!" I added, "And I have a partner, don't worry."

"Scared me to death, I thought you wanted to date me." Hearing my denial, Mao Tongli let out a long sigh of relief, "It's fine if you don't want to, I also have a partner."

"So coincidentally?"

"It's fate!"

After confirming the look in the eyes, it is someone who can be a big brother. We bumped our fists tacitly, and officially certified each other's identities as comrades and friends.Then she continued to ask me, "Is it because your girlfriend likes you because you know Danmei CP so well?"

I don't have a girlfriend at all, I only have a boyfriend.But I can’t tell the truth, it’s unimaginable for the same group to digest it internally, and it’s fine to make up fans’ imaginations. Once it comes true, it will definitely be abandoned by the mainstream entertainment industry.

"No, I only found out after knocking on CP myself."

"Which ones do you knock on? We won't dismantle the reverse."

"I won't disassemble the reverse, because I only knocked one pair!"

"Which one is right?"

"I can't tell you for now..."

That is Ji Wanli and I, my only true love and natal male CP. I was doomed from before the birth of the universe to cry for them, laugh for them, be crazy for them, and die for them.But because Mao Tongli only cared about Jiang Zhetian when she wentssip about Ji Wanli and Jiang Zhetian coming to me at the same time, I can reasonably infer that the chance of her not knocking my CP and doing it is very small, so let's not talk about it.

Although the question I'm most curious about is what she thinks about me and Ji Wanli's CP, and whether she is interested in entering the pit and having fun with me, but to be honest, judging from her curiosity about the relationship between Jiang Zhetian and me, she has more Maybe it’s me and Jiang Zhetian’s gold master star persona, I don’t want to bring it up and she refuses to eat Amway, I want to give her Amway, which is moist and silent, and I will give her CP, as long as the unknown face tears her face, one day she will be pulled into the pit.

Lu Xun said:

In the rest of my life, I will not be spared if I play disco in the same pit.As long as they live long, the sow can climb the tree, and Xu Nuo can also fall in love with Yang Zhonggong.

I didn't want to answer Mao Tongli and didn't ask, but picked up the lunch box that was thrown on the ground, and put the empty box I ate into a plastic bag, "Then can I know, is your date a man or a woman?"

I was shocked, she asked me what does it mean if my partner is a man or a woman?Did she see it?Or she thought I was bisexual, and I couldn't answer the question, so I asked her instead, "Is your date male or female?"

"Shemale." She told me bluntly.

people……

Shemale?

I suspect I heard it wrong, Mao Tongli nodded solemnly, "My partner is a hermaphrodite who only exists in Longma, referred to as a transvestite."

"Oh...oh." My three views were shattered, "What is a dragon horse?"

"Traffic jam holy place, what's the gender of your partner?"

"My partner is also a human...shemale."

"Jiang Zhetian is a shemale?"

"No, my partner is not Jiang Zhetian!!"

"Really?"

"I'm really not familiar with Jiang Zhetian!" It seems that she really wants to smack me and Jiang Zhetian, my CP is so good, why doesn't she do it?I sighed silently, "Don't talk about this and continue talking about CP."

"Hey! Do you want to eat my Amway? Just one pair is too little, if be can't run away, and the speed of changing the wall is fast enough, be can't catch up with you!"

"I see?"

"I'll recommend some good ones to you!"

"Yeah, tell me, I'm listening."

"Then..." Mao Tongli was about to say something, but then remembered to ask for my opinion, so she stopped, "What flavor of CP do you like? I will find the right Amway for you according to your taste."

I only had a pair, which is my family. According to the plot of Ji Wanli and I... After thinking about it for a while, I told her, "I like to be brought together by fate. I didn't fall in love at the beginning, and then I suddenly became enlightened. Then two people are sweetly in love, you should like to attack more!"

"The recent royal drama in Thailand is suitable for you!"

"Tell me specifically?"

"The emperor is a homosexual. If he doesn't love women, he loves to have an affair with his male secretary. After the queen mother found out, she helped him marry the minister's daughter, and arranged an arranged marriage for him to force him to be a straight man. Guess what happened?"

"What's the matter?"

"The minister has a son and a daughter, and the daughter is unwilling to arrange the marriage, so she ran away! The minister has no way to let the son who is only in high school marry on his behalf. The emperor was not interested in getting married at first, but when he saw that it was a man, he was instantly excited and went straight to the first night."

"Wow, I like this plot!!"

"I just have time now," Mao Tongli took out her mobile phone before anyone knew it, and raised her eyebrows to invite me, "Let's watch together?"

"no problem!!!"

Because of this drama, I talked with her from the day show to the night show, and from school to the hotel. Mao Tongli, like me, has no friends with the same interests in real life. When I meet her, it is like tofu meets durian—the smell is similar. , To find out the details of each other, we chatted face to face on WeChat in the hotel parking lot until early in the morning before going back to our rooms.

Because of the brain hole she gave me, I suddenly had an idea to continue writing