I am a CP fan of me and my teammates

Xiao Yu: Why do you deprive me of the right to be happy! !

I am God: you are depression

My God: I have to pretend like I have depression [smile]

Xiaoyu: ...OK [laughing and crying]

I almost forgot that I had a depression character, so speechless, I would have known that I would not pretend to laugh during the day, and put all the extreme sadness that I couldn't write fanfiction on the stinking crew.On the second day of filming, I had a stern face, as if the whole world owed me a few mothers. I really thought I was depressed, and Mao Tongli took the initiative to care, "Showers? Are you okay?"

Recalling the youth pain novels I read, I raised the corners of my mouth bitterly, and squeezed out a bright and sad 45° smile, "It's an old problem, heh."

"An old problem?"

"I'm moderately depressed."

Mao Tongli turned pale with shock, "I, let me tell you a joke!"

"I can't hear," I covered my left ear, "I can't hear happiness, I can only hear the cry of the sky, it is crying."

"But seeing you like this... I'm very worried, did something bad happen?" She seemed to really care about me, and I was too embarrassed to pretend to be depressed, so I drove her away, "I just want a People wait."

I drove her away clearly, and she didn't want to pester me, "Then I'll go to the classroom next to the stairs on the first floor for a while, and you can come to me anytime if you need anything."

Mao Tongli had just left, when Director Wang came to look for me.

"See Xiao Mao? I have something to do with her, and the script needs to be changed."

"Can I change it?"

"The scripts of you, Xiao Wu, and Xiao Mao all have to be changed."

"I know where she is, I'll go find her, please wait for me."

I went to find Mao Tongli. She was looking at something alone in the empty classroom. She looked down very intently. I walked behind her and she didn't notice it. The distance was so close that I casually glanced at her mobile phone screen and aimed at it. ...like a fragment of a novel.

"On the table in the interrogation room, there were two men gasping violently. Police officer Zhang played with Zhou Ke's Hong Ying roughly, and accelerated the twitch force evilly, "He said no, but his body was very honest. ""

Fandom Three Bitters II: The Truth Is False

I don’t know Police Officer Zhang and Zhou Ke, and I haven’t read the novels she’s reading now, but it’s a classic line that the danmei world never tires of saying that she doesn’t want her body. Su Gong said this line, so... a voice like thunder struck in my head.

Mao Tongli is a corrupt girl!

This is what Madden Elephant Fucks My Little Pony Tribe.

Although from her attention to me and Jiang Zhetian, I already had a premonition that she would be corrupted, but I didn't expect her to be corrupted to the extent of watching male and female pornography in broad daylight, and love the Dragon descendants art gallery and the strongest The old five fans who have exported the female body are the same, they are all very experienced players.

The sun is not strong at noon, and the classroom next to the stairs on the first floor is not so bright and cold. It is now the end of October and almost November, and the autumn has completely penetrated into the pores. My sympathetic nerves, I trembled suddenly.

What should we do now?

Did I pretend nothing happened and leave silently?Or just remind Mao Tongli that there is a big living person watching behind her?Both approaches seem inappropriate.First of all, I don't want to hide from her that I found out that she reads Tanmei. I want to use this to make her pay attention to the occasion when she reads similar novels in the future, so as not to be discovered by others.Secondly, I don't want to scare her. You must know that I have stood behind her for a long time, and she will definitely have the awareness that I have discovered what she is looking at, and she will ask me how I should answer.

I saw the answer, will she silence me?The answer is that I didn’t see it, and I’m not blind. It’s impossible to stand behind someone for a long time and not see anything.

I am neither advancing nor retreating, and the situation is suddenly a little embarrassing.

Just pretend nothing happened!After some struggles, I finally decided to retreat to the door, and then called her out at the door, and gave her reaction time to turn off the phone and return the software.I moved my foot lightly, and just half a step back, Mao Tongli suddenly turned around, and the two braids threw me in the face.

"Summer showers?"

"Hello, it's me."

Seeing that I was behind her, with a complex expression and about to leave without saying anything for a long time, she realized something, covered her mouth in horror, cold sweat was visible to the naked eye, and reluctantly pretended to be calm, "Noon, noon... Have you eaten, do you want to eat?"

"Director Wang has something to do with you." I will mention the business first, and avoid talking about other things.

She was still nervous, but it was better than before, "Thank you for letting me know where Director Wang is now, I'll go find him..."

"Just where I rest, let's go together."

Talking about our official business trip, Mao Tongli walked in front of me. It seemed that there was no big problem. I thought that this matter should be over, but she thought about it for a while, and couldn't help asking me, "You didn't see anything, did you?" ?”

I candidly admit, "I see."

"Ok?"

The movement of her raising her legs froze instantly, as if she was frightened by someone knowing the shocking secret that would kill eighteen generations of her ancestors.

"you saw it!?"

It's just reading Tanmei novels, as for panicking like being caught murdering someone?I don't want to have a detailed conversation with her now, work is the priority, making friends is the second, and heart-to-heart talks are the third. "Director Wang wants to change the scripts of me, you, and Wu Xing. He looks very anxious. After he finishes the changes, we'll find a place to have dinner and match the lines. By the way, let's talk about this."

She nodded without saying a word, "Okay..."

There are not many changes to the lines, basically changes in grammar and tone. The original author of the boy has you came to the crew to see the actual filming, and proposed to revise the script for the follow-up reunion after many years according to the characteristics of the actors, so the lines of the male second It has become more southernized, the male protagonist has a more playful feeling, and the female protagonist's tone is more lively.

After changing the lines, I went to the rooftop for dinner with Mao Tongli with a sad face under the attention of all the crew members and sister Zhan, who was holding a cannon and holding a banner of Xia Zhenyu's mother loves you from a distance.

I was hungry, and started to eat without talking. Mao Tongli was fidgeting, and was very nervous to pay attention to my reaction. She probably regarded the identity of a rotten girl as a black spot that cannot be exposed, and felt that I wanted to blackmail her. I simply wanted to be in harmony with reality. It's just talking about CP with my friends.

Putting down the lunch box, I wiped my mouth and pointed it out. "I just saw you reading Tanmei novels, you are a rotten girl."

After listening to me, Mao Tongli dropped her chopsticks in shock, her eyes stared like copper bells, "Do you know Danmei novels and rotten girls?"

"I know, our boy group is a hotbed for rotten girls to play CP."

"That's right," she smiled wryly, and then she was a little cautious. It could be seen that she was afraid that her identity as a corrupt girl would be spread.

"You won't tell it, will you?"

"of course not."

"Really?"

"Reliable!"

"Then you must not say it out, I will lose fans if you say it out."

"No." I assured her that I wouldn't do anything to ruin people's careers, besides, my purpose was really pure, I just didn't know how to express my meaning, and she became a real friend.Seeing my forehead with a headache, she took the initiative to ask, "What else do you want to say?"

"I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious, what are you knocking on?"

"You want to know what I'm knocking on... CP?" She was a little uncertain.

"Yes." I affirmed.

"There are also many types of CP. There are CPs in TV dramas, CPs in movies, and CPs in comics, animations, novels, games, etc. Different types of works have different types of CPs... In recent years There are also a group of game anchors, novel authors, animation dubbing, and entertainment stars' limited derivative CPs in the circle." Mao Tongli told me quite academically and rigorously, "I knocked too much, you have to know everything, you have to give it to me. I have three months to recall."

"You don't need to divide it into such details, just tell me a few of them!"

"Then let me simply divide it into two categories. Do you want to know the real CP I knocked on or the paper man CP I knocked on?"

"Real people."

Must be a real person!What's so good about the paper man? I've seen Naruto, and the man who knelt down for the male lead, was beaten, breathed, and called out to him hundreds of times finally got married and had children. From this, it can be seen that there is no love between paper men. , true gays only exist in the real world.

"Okay." Mao Tongli took a deep breath, and then slipped her mouth like announcing the name of a dish, "Fuhua Hammer, Wolves, Egg, Hamiya Shield, Iron Deha Xiaogen, Iron Worm, Phantom Red Poison, Bat Super Shark, Mei Wen Brothers Shuangke..."

"Wait, wait, stop." I was confused, "What is this and what is it? I know every word you read, and the combination is like a mysterious code. I don't know which country it is. language……"

"They're all CP names! Break up the two characters!"

"Okay, I know you're a real person."

"I'm also a sucker for paper figurines, animation novels..."

Not much to say, I interrupted her new chatter, and I got to the point. "Xiao Mao, are you a boy band idol?"

"Ah." She replied very normally, "Yang Zhonggong and Xu Nuo of your group, they are the fourth best in my heart."

"Pfft..." I couldn't hold back, I laughed out loud, it doesn't matter if we are the hottest couple in our group, how can I knock the two of you openly watching the yellow texts of yourself and the other party in the work group and criticizing CP fans for making a fool of yourself? comedian combination.

"Why are you laughing? Are they fake?"

"Do not……"

"No? What do you mean?" Mao Tongli felt a sense of urgency to finally open up and find answers from insiders after holding back for many days. "What's the relationship between the two of them? Tell me clearly, I really admire this pair."

It would be better to let her know the truth, and it will be too late to know that Yang Zhonggong and Xu Nuo are not true.