Pretend to be pregnant if you pretend to be A

[-] words is too much, and Li Poxing felt that his hand was going to waste after two hours of writing.

Li Poxing turned to look at Jixiu: "Jixiu, how do you feel?"

Ji Xiu's pen changed from his left hand to his right hand, and his notes were neat and beautiful: "It's not bad."

Li Poxing looked at his handwriting that looked like a ghost drawing talisman, wailed, lay down on the table, the pen fell from his stiff hand, he moved his fingers twice, but they were still sore and numb: " Xiu, my hands are fucking going to be useless..."

Jixiu bent down and picked up Li Poxing's pen on the ground, and put it on the table. Then he reached out to hold Li Poxing's right hand, lowered his head, stretched and kneaded his fingers for him without saying a word.

Li Poxing: "Well...Jixiu, my shoulder hurts too..."

Jixiu stood up and pressed his shoulders for him.

"Well, it's a little more comfortable..." Li Poxing grumbled, "Jixiu, are all of you experimental students so good? Can you write with both hands?"

"I was born left-handed." Jixiu said.

Li Poxing was puzzled: "If you are left-handed, you should write with your left hand. Why can you write with your right hand?"

Jixiu paused for Li Poxing's shoulder-kneading hand, and he said, "Because my younger brother is right-handed."

Li Poxing was stunned, and he raised his head: "Ah? What does this have to do with you?"

Because Xiaoxuan is always different from him.

His father and mother treated him differently from Xiaoxuan.

He was young at the time, and he always felt a little bit aggrieved, but he didn't dare to lose his temper. If Xiaoxuan didn't eat, the whole family would coax Xiaoxuan, and he went on a hunger strike, fearing that he would starve to death.

He always couldn't figure out how he was different from Xiaoxuan, which disgusted his parents.

So he deliberately imitated Xiaoxuan.

He and Xiaoxuan wear the same color clothes, play the same childish games, and write with the same posture.

But in the end it's just imitation, making people laugh.

He was really naive at the time, and some things still feel embarrassing when he thinks about them now.

Of course Jixiu would not tell Li Poxing about this, he looked at the time, it was already past two o'clock in the morning.

"Are you hungry?" Jixiu asked, "Do you want some noodles?"

Li Poxing has always been heartless, his brain is so big, this one is stuffed in, and other things just slipped off, he heard Jixiu say this, and immediately forgot what he hadn't finished asking just now Clean, with open eyes and a smile, said: "No vegetables, add a soft-boiled egg!"

After eating the noodles, Li Poxing started to fight again, and finally when he finished writing the last sentence, he couldn't bear it anymore, lay down on the table, and fell asleep.

After all, I didn't play the holographic game that I thought about.

After handing in the review early the next morning, Li Poxing lay on the table listlessly to catch up on sleep.

Chen Linan passed by Li Poxing when he was distributing the book, and asked, "Li Poxing, where have you been these two nights?"

Li Poxing was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, he vaguely heard someone asking him, but he ignored it, and continued to sleep on the table.

Yu is Li Poxing's front desk. He turned his head, looked at Li Poxing's sleepy look, and said glibly, "Brother Xing, did you go on a date with some Omega?"

Chen Lin'an put the book heavily on Li Poxing's desk: "The dormitory inspected the dormitory yesterday."

"What?!" Li Poxing sat up in despair.

Fuck, it's okay to be caught usually, but this time I was just caught by old man Ma...

Xiaopang and Li Poxing are also in the same dormitory. He walked over and said triumphantly: "Brother Xing, don't worry! Fortunately, I heard the sound of bed checking yesterday and spread out your quilt, stuffed clothes under the quilt, and put The dormitory is over!"

Xiaopang looked begging for praise, Li Poxing reached out and rubbed his head twice: "Thank you, baby!"

Ji Xiu turned to look at them.

"Hey, you two are disgusting!" Fish looked disgusted.

Li Poxing was in a good mood today. In order to deliberately disgust the fish, he kissed Xiaopang's white and tender face again: "Little fat baby, brother loves you!"

Fatty cooperated with Li Poxing, squeezed his throat, and said shyly, "Oh, I hate it~"

Fish: "Ugh—"

Jixiu pursed his lips, picked up his schoolbag, and walked to the laboratory.

He found that there was no difference between Li Poxing kissing other men and kissing himself.

Li Poxing is really a straight man.

The super primitive straight guy who completely ignores the second gender and only likes girls.

This time, Jixiu was finally confirmed.

So even if Li Poxing slept with him after he was in heat, in Li Poxing's eyes, it was an accident that could be forgotten.

As long as he doesn't care about his cultivation, Li Poxing can really be good brothers with him without any grievances.

Li Poxing is a paramecium!

Jixiu cursed silently in his heart.

Jixiu stayed in the laboratory until nine o'clock in the evening, and then returned to the dormitory exhausted.

When he entered the door, Jixiu froze for a moment.

A boy stood with his back to him. The boy was tall and long-legged, wearing a half-worn school uniform, leaning against the door frame. The corridor was dim, but a dim yellow light above his head stretched his shadow.

"...Li Poxing?" Ji Xiu called out.

The boy turned around after hearing the shout: "Jixiu, why the hell don't you answer the communication?!"

Jixiu was stunned, and looked down at his terminal: "...the battery is out."

Li Poxing stuffed the popsicle into Jixiu's hand: "Eat it quickly! It will melt in no time!"

Jixiu took the popsicle: "What are you doing here?"

Li Poxing rubbed his palms that were chilled by the popsicle, and smiled: "Didn't I tell you to treat you to a popsicle yesterday?"

Jixiu tore open the package and took a bite. The popsicle was not as cold as he imagined, and the slightly sweet taste began to spread from the taste buds on the tip of his tongue.

He actually said it casually yesterday.

It's rare for a single-celled creature like Li Poxing to remember it.

He suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart.

It's like being cherished.

Li Poxing picked up the schoolbag that was thrown on the ground when he was waiting for Jixiu: "Hurry up and open the door, I can't wait!"

Jixiu: "... What can't wait?"

Li Poxing: "Yaoguang 157!"

...oh, that holographic gaming pod.

Treasure, huh, huh.

The little bit of emotion that Jixiu had just built up in his heart turned into ashes and disappeared with the wind in an instant.

Jixiu thought silently, how could he naively think that Li Poxing came here just to give him a popsicle.

Li Poxing wrote the self-criticism all night yesterday, and fell asleep directly after finishing writing. Today, when he thought of the holographic game cabin, his heart itch was unbearable. Now he finally touched the real thing, and he was so excited.

Li Poxing lay down, started the game cabin, and entered the system black room.

Suddenly a window popped up, "Do you want to continue the last experiment 087?"

Li Poxing was stunned for a moment before realizing that this was Jixiu's experimental project.Li Poxing chose No, and then found the games he often played in the search bar.

The moment he logged in, the game interface displayed super cool and super large fonts: "The largest legion in the K7 area of ​​this server, the leader of the Broken Wolf Star Army "Polang" is online!"

The next moment, Li Poxing's personal messaging system crackled.

"Boss, you are finally online, we were beaten badly by Chi Youjun!"

"Brother Xing, there was an event in the system two days ago. Everyone who participated in the event sent 20 rounds of Magnum bullets. The brothers collected 500 rounds and sent them to your mailbox. Don't forget to accept them."

"Brother Xing, where have you been these two days?"

……

How could Li Poxing tell them that he spent all his savings to buy fake Omega inhibitors, so that he had no money to enter the game hall.

Li Poxing put his two favorite guns on his back, took out 300 rounds of ammunition, put them into his backpack, and said in the voice of the Legion, "Let's go, attack Chi You Army Base!"

A cheer.

On the battlefield, Li Poxing moved coquettishly and had a flexible figure. He didn't change his body shape and appearance. He was wearing a camouflage uniform and was outrageously handsome. With one sound, the enemy leader was shot in the head.

"Wow! The leader is so handsome!" A girl's voice suddenly sounded, and Li Poxing's hand shook, almost going off fire.

He turned his head and glanced, he said that it was a new girl from their army, the ID on her head was called "Cai Cai à la dicing", she should have died as soon as she came up, and turned into a "ghost" with a transparent lower body lying on Li Poxing Watching from the side.

This girl is very cute, looking at Li Poxing with watery eyes and admiration on her face, Li Poxing suddenly felt a little embarrassed when she saw it, and turned her head to continue scanning the enemy.

"Crack!" With a soft sound, Li Poxing ignored the opponent's third-level helmet again, and shot a head.

"Boss, you are so good at playing games! That...my name is Cai Cai, can I watch you play here?!"

Cai Cai's voice was sweet, which made Li Poxing fascinated, but he just replied calmly and pretended to be okay.

Cai Cai suddenly pointed to the left and shouted in fear: "Boss, boss! There are so many people behind the stone on the left! Ah! What to do, what to do! They saw us, what to do!"

Li Poxing hid behind the spire to avoid two bullets, and then replaced the big pineapple with dozens of bursts, killing one of the enemy soldiers who was knocked down, one who was helping, and one who was covering.

"Dead." Li Poxing said lightly.

Cai Cai really looked happy: "Wow! Leader! You are really amazing! It's the first time I've seen someone so amazing like you..."

It was also the first time for Li Poxing to meet such a good-looking girl who was so good at complimenting others, and she was so elated and a little flustered by the compliment.

"Chief, it's so high here, how are you going to get down later?"

"Small idea." Li Poxing retracted his gun, and came up with a chic and handsome jump.

……

One foot in the air.

Fate on the spot.

……

As the saying goes--

Don't pretend to be forceful, you will be struck by lightning.

When Li Poxing came out of the holographic cabin, Ji Xiu had just finished taking a shower.

Li Poxing turned his head: "The game experience in your holographic cabin is really amazing, if you don't use it to play games..."

Li Poxing's voice suddenly stopped.

When Jixiu came out, it brought a scent, which was the familiar smell of bamboo leaves and clear springs. It hooked Li Poxing to stick his eyes to Jixiu's body.

Jixiu was wearing gray pajamas. The hot steam from the bathroom covered his usually pale complexion with a layer of light powder, and his hair was also slightly wet. The water dripped down his beautiful collarbone into his collar, making the light gray collar dizzy. .

Jixiu's skin is even whiter than the girl in the game just now.

Jixiu's eyelashes are longer than that girl's.

Jixiu looks even better than that girl.

Li Poxing looked away in a panic: Damn, what is he thinking, who is he comparing Jixiu with? !That's a girl!What is Jixiu?Jixiu is a brother! !

"Huh? What did you just say really?" Jixiu picked up a towel, wiped his hair, and approached Li Poxing.

As he approached, the fragrance on his body also became stronger and more seductive, rushing into Li Poxing's brain, making his sanity a mess.

Li Poxing unconsciously looked at Ji Xiu's slightly damp hair, pink cheeks, and water-stained collarbone.

Jixiu has always been indifferent to strangers, but at this time, he looks like a young man in the deep valley who is ignorant of the world, but Li Poxing knows that he is not what he looks like now Harmless to humans and animals.

Li Poxing almost unavoidably thought of that night a few days ago, when Jixiu was lying on his body, the sweat dripped from his forehead, he leaned over and bit his ear, and the alpha pheromone was sprayed between his breaths. Come here and explode sexy all over.

Li Poxing heard the sound of his subconscious throat rolling.

The author has something to say: Li Poxing: Maybe... I'm not that straight either.