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The room leak happened to be raining overnight, and the two of them ran all the way without meeting a taxi. When they reached the door of the class, Vice President Ma's class had already ended, and everyone left.

Li Poxing asked his brothers about the situation.

Xiaopang said sadly: "Yes. The old horse knows you, we dare not answer for you."

Yu leaned over to make up for it: "...Brother Xing, let me tell you something, don't be angry. Yesterday's mental health class... was also called."

Fatty: "We really didn't expect... the mental health class is also taught by the old horse."

Da Yan: "But brother, don't be sad, you are not the most unlucky, there is another... a new classmate named Ji, he even skipped two classes, and was also ordered by the old horse, the old horse also said I need to show the new students what school discipline and school rules are, I guess that kid will be in bad luck hahahahahahahaha..."

Jixiu: "..."

Li Poxing: "..."

in the afternoon.

At the first school-wide meeting of the whole school year, Li Poxing knew how Lao Ma wanted to correct the school-level school rules.

As soon as Vice President Ma got the microphone, he scanned the audience and said in a stern voice, "Before the meeting, I have to mention one thing. This kind of person escaped me for two consecutive quarters on the first day of school and the second day. Class, this is the first time I have met a teacher for 20 years! Li Poxing and Jixiu from class five of the third year, come up!"

Li Poxing's name is well-known.

Most of the students in the same grade and second graders have heard of his name.

It's just that not many people have seen real people.

Hearing the vice president's lecture, everyone stretched their necks to see who was the legendary "Brother Xing".

As for the first-year freshmen, there are also a few people who have heard his name and heard the vice-principal lecture. Those who have heard a little about Li Poxing explain to the people around how amazing and powerful this person is.

All of a sudden the hall was noisy.

As for Jixiu, most people didn't know him very well, and the group of experimental students sitting in the second row and the senior teachers in the first row who had been in contact with the experimental students all opened their mouths in shock.

Li Poxing was used to this kind of scene, he stood up shamelessly and walked towards the podium.

It was the first time Jixiu encountered such a situation, he was stunned for a moment, and then stood up with Li Poxing.

Li Poxing looked at Ji Xiu, and suddenly felt a little sorry for him, he whispered: "Brother, I'm sorry."

"En." Ji Xiu responded lightly, "You treat me to popsicles tomorrow."

After he finished speaking, he lifted his foot and walked to the stage.

"Brother will buy you the most expensive and delicious food!" Li Poxing followed him forward.

Jixiu: "No, I want the one you ate yesterday."

When the two walked to the stage, Vice President Ma glanced at them disdainfully: "Yesterday afternoon, I heard someone report that someone was wearing our school uniform and fighting and making trouble at the gate of the Fifth Academy. It must be you two!"

"I know Li Poxing, the biggest rat shit in the three schools! He doesn't change after repeated teachings! I'm not familiar with Jixiu, but I dare say that Li Poxing, Jixiu, you two will be the trash living at the bottom of society in the future! Scum! Garbage!"

"You two have made a serious mistake this time! And before 8:00 tomorrow morning, each of you will give me a 2-word self-criticism! Now stand behind me, and you are not allowed to go down until the meeting is over!"

The trash living at the bottom of society.scum.Rubbish.

This is a bit harsh.

Li Poxing scolded Ma Yiyuan's eight generations of ancestors in his heart, and then said to Ji Xiu in a low voice: "Ji Xiu...don't listen to Ma Yiyuan's nonsense, you are very powerful and excellent."

"how about you?"

Li Poxing raised his head slightly, his face was full of disdain and arrogance: "Of course, I am also the best. I have never lost a single duel since the third year of junior high school!"

There was a rare smile in Jixiu's voice: "Yes. Brother Xing, you are also the best."

Vice President Ma chattered a lot on the stage about the newly detected second gender and school discipline and school rules, and then someone handed him a list, and when he took the list, his tone suddenly changed, The whole person is filled with joy and pride.

"Next, I will announce a happy event."

"In the last school year, our school made great achievements in genetic engineering, and won many honorary certificates at the district level and even the country..."

"Here, I would like to especially thank the students in our experimental class. They are the future of the motherland, the pillars of the motherland, and the hope of the motherland. Please see the following students who read their names on the stage to receive certificates. Hu Qian, a class of three years, Xu Tingxi in class three years, Bai Cheng class three years..."

Vice President Ma paused for a while, and turned over a page of the document in his hand, his voice became louder and his tone became more joyful.

"...Finally, let us welcome with a grand round of applause the honoree who was nominated by the emperor himself and bestowed the highest national honorary certificate, the pride of our school—classmate Jixiu!"

……

Vice President Ma suddenly felt something was wrong.

There was an eerie familiarity to the name.

At this moment, Li Poxing happily took Jixiu's arm and raised his hand: "Jixiu is here!"

The students in the audience were in an uproar.

Vice President Ma: "..."

Vice President Ma frantically flipped through the list of violations just now.

really.

This Jixiu is the one he just said is a social waste.

Li Poxing grinned and showed his big white teeth, Zhang Ji, who was pretending to be, repaired his neckline: "Jixiu, you are too good, within half an hour, you won the three titles of social waste, national pillar and school pride. "

His voice was neither loud nor soft, and he was standing on the stage again, just in time for Ma Yiyuan to hear him clearly.

Dean Chen, who was holding a trophy next to him and was about to hand it out, glanced at Ma Yiyuan, and Ma Yiyuan's face immediately turned into a pig's liver color.

however.

Even the pillars of the country cannot escape the 2-word review.

After the conference, there are two evening self-study sessions.

Normally, Li Poxing had already slipped out to play games and fight.

Jixiu may still be doing research in the laboratory.

Available today.

The two of them were sitting in the last row of the classroom, writing hard.

That's 2 words. Even if calculated at a speed of 1 words per minute, it would take more than 40 hours to write, and his writing speed is not that fast.

Two hours later, Li Poxing felt that his hands were almost useless.

Xiaopang came over: "Brother, can I help you write for a while?"

Li Poxing put down his pen, and ruthlessly shook his sore arm: "Forget it, it's not that the old horse doesn't know my characters!"

Li Poxing asked: "When will the lights in our study room be turned off at the latest?"

Fatty replied, "I don't know, I'll ask Chen Lin'an."

Chen Lin'an is their class monitor, and also Li Poxing's roommate who just got assigned this year. He is an alpha and is very eager to learn. They were also in the same class last year, and he often studied until midnight in the self-study room.

"Chen Lin'an said it was 24:00."

"Why do you ask this?" Jixiu asked.

Li Poxing sighed: "Our dormitory will turn off the lights at night, and this review will definitely not be completed until midnight."

Jixiu: "Oh."

Li Poxing suddenly thought of something, his eyes lit up: "Doesn't your dormitory turn off the lights uniformly at night?"

Jixiu: "...what do you want to do?"

Jixiu's dormitory building is next to Li Poxing's, on the first floor, the area is two or three times larger than Li Poxing's dormitory, and it is a single room.

Li Poxing couldn't help sighing when he opened the door.

That soft bed, that desk, that sofa...

That shiny floor...

Compared with Jixiu's dormitory, Li Poxing's dormitory can hardly be called a slum, it is a ruin, a ruin!

Li Poxing's eyes suddenly lit up, he jumped to the desk, pointed at the holographic folding game cabin behind the glass and shouted: "This is the Yaoguang 157 Hero Series, right!!!"

Jixiu hummed lightly, and he casually put the trophy he just got into a drawer, and then took the schoolbag that Li Poxing threw on the ground to the desk.

Li Poxing couldn't move his eye glue on the holographic cabin: "Jixiu, do you play games too?"

Playing the game in the holographic cabin is a good experience, let alone this is the Yaoguang 157 hero series! ! !Playing games must be very exciting, he is the best in all holographic cabins, compared with the helmets in the game hall, he can be instantly reduced to scum.

Li Poxing's dream is to play with this holographic cabin in his lifetime.

Jixiu: "Experiments are occasionally needed."

Jixiu made a software himself, and it would be more realistic to use a holographic helmet to simulate human vivisection.

Li Poxing couldn't hide his longing: "What a waste, look, it's all dusted..."

"Jixiu, my brother told you that this kind of thing will break if you don't use it often..."

Jixiu spread the notebook on the table and said indifferently, "Write a review."

Li Poxing walked away from the helmet step by step, and couldn't help but stare at the glass window over there while sitting on the desk.

Jixiu: "...after writing the review, we will play again."

"Really?!" Hearing this, Li Poxing suddenly turned his head to look at Jixiu, his eyes were sparkling.

Jixiu looked into his bright eyes, and his heart skipped a beat.

He looked away, took out his notebook, and sat on the seat next to Li Poxing: "Really."

Li Poxing couldn't help himself for a while, so he hugged Jixiu on the spot, and kissed him hard on the face: "Xiao Xiuxiu, brother, I love you to death!"

Jixiu froze all over.

Li Poxing was in a good mood, so after kissing Jixiu, he opened his schoolbag to find stationery, humming a little song happily while searching.

Jixiu wiped away the saliva that didn't exist on his face, and said coldly, "Stop singing."

Jixiu picked up the pen, but didn't write a single word. His index finger curled up slightly, and his knuckles were pressed against the cold metal pen body, but the blush spread from the base of his ear to his neck.