Go to my home and do your homework

Compared with "husband" and "wife", this term is more colloquial. Inspired by Wen Cong and Jingjing, Song Ye thinks this term suits him better.

When the bus drove away, Qu Liaoyuan immediately jumped up, angrily punched Song Ye several times, and said, "Why are you screaming? You're still screaming so loudly!"

Song Ye hid behind the big billboard at the bus station, and exaggeratedly screamed: "I've got someone to judge. I wash clothes, cook, and do all the housework. Why do I have to be domestically abused?"

There was no one at the bus station, and passers-by riding battery cars passed by on the non-motorized lane. When they saw two tall and handsome boys fighting, they inevitably had to take a few glances.

Qu Liaoyuan was shocked by the sight and dared not take any further action. There was a half-meter aisle between the two billboards at the bus station. He stood on the side of the motorway outside and said to Song Ye behind the billboard: "Please keep your voice down." No?"

"No, unless," Song Ye stood in the middle of the billboard, supported the borders on both sides with one hand on the left and the other on the right, leaned outward, and said maliciously, "You call my brother nice."

Qu Liaoyuan had an idea, and said, "Why does it sound good? My child bride?"

Song Ye: "..."

"I'm calling you a tsundere, you've been smacking a tsundere all day today." Qu Liaoyuan managed to win the round, and he himself became smug.

Song Ye was bored, and his interest faded: "Let's go, help parents with work."

Now when he mentions Gao Xiuyue Qu Dajiang with Qu Liaoyuan, sometimes he simply refers to him as "Parents".

It has been a year and four months since they started dating, and it has been four months since they "married".

The two walked side by side for more than ten meters on the sidewalk, and after turning a few steps, they will reach the "Laoqu Convenience Supermarket".

Qu Liaoyuan bumped Song Ye's shoulder, and Song Ye smiled and said, "Don't make trouble, be careful that Aunt Gao sees you through the door and thinks you are bullying me."

"I won't bully you." Qu Liaoyuan said solemnly, "Xiaoye, I meant the truth just now, I will be responsible to you."

Song Ye took these words as Qu Liaoyuan's pledge of eternal love, and replied: "Understood, brother loves you."

Qu Liaoyuan said: "I love you too..." He said those two words in a very low voice.

Song Ye heard it, his heart was full of joy, and he deliberately said: "What? You speak louder?"

"You pretend again?" Qu Liaoyuan was not fooled, and said, "Obviously heard."

Song Ye said: "I didn't hear you, wife, call me again."

There is no difference between calling once and calling a hundred times, but Qu Liaoyuan glanced at the entrance of the supermarket from the corner of his eye, and hurriedly said, "Stop! My mother is out!"

The outer packaging cardboard boxes of goods are temporarily piled up at the entrance of the supermarket, and every few days if they save too much, they will be sold to mobile tricycles collecting waste at one time.Gao Xiuyue came out of the store to throw away the cardboard boxes, saw her two children here, and hurriedly said loudly: "What are you two doing? You're sunburned, hurry up and come here!"

They quickened their pace and entered the store. Song Ye greeted Qu Dajiang behind the cashier, and Qu Liaoyuan told his father about meeting Chang Jian at Wen Cong's house today.

"He retired?" Qu Dajiang asked curiously, "Does he have a unit?"

Qu Liaoyuan said: "Not yet, he wants to take the police exam, so he bought the exam materials and went home to review."

Qu Dajiang was assigned to Factory 407 after returning from the army. When he heard that Chang Jian had to take the exam and compete with the police school students, he couldn’t help but feel emotional. He talked about the current treatment of veterans, and finally said: "It doesn't matter if you can be admitted to the police, it's all about defending the country and serving the people."

Qu Liaoyuan agreed very much, and said: "Yes, yes, yes, I also hope that brother Jian can pass the exam. Being a policeman is also very good, and the police uniform is also very handsome. Some policemen can even wear guns..."

"Can you guys stop talking about the useless things?" Gao Xiuyue came in and closed the door, cut off the air-conditioning, and scolded the Qu family and his son, "You old Qu family men are really annoying, the older one knows to be lazy all day long, and the younger one has no work in his eyes , you two are chatting here, look what Ono is doing?"

Song Ye brought out a box of iced black tea from the back, just opened it, and was restocking the freezer.

After being trained, Qu Liaoyuan went to help Song Ye.Qu Dajiang was left alone to bear Gao Xiuyue's gaze, and he picked up the rag at hand awkwardly, and pretended to wipe the clean cash register.

After replenishing the empty freezers and shelves, Song Ye went to wash the mop again, and wiped the floors inside and outside the supermarket.

Seeing that Gao Xiuyue wanted to scold him again, Qu Liaoyuan said unfairly: "Mom, don't talk about me, I've looked for it, just a mop, at worst, after he's done wiping it, I'll wipe it again, okay?"

"You are just like your father." Gao Xiuyue slapped him on the forehead.

Qu Dajiang shrank behind the cashier's computer, pretending he couldn't hear anything.

"Mom asked you something." Gao Xiuyue looked sideways. Song Ye went in to wash the mop behind him. The faucet was loud. She asked Qu Liaoyuan, "When your brother comes to the city today, besides going to Wen Cong's house with you, what else is there?" Did you go elsewhere? Did you make an appointment with someone else?"

Qu Liaoyuan immediately understood that she wanted to ask about Song Ye's "girlfriend", and said nervously, "No, no."

Gao Xiuyue asked again: "In the past two days at home, did you hear him calling someone or chatting online?"

Qu Liaoyuan answered each word carefully: "No, we study together every day, watch the games after studying, and watch the games...Anyway, he hardly plays with his mobile phone or computer, and I am the one who plays."

"You just know how to play!" Gao Xiuyue said in a low voice, "Look at your brother, even Pupai even knows how to discuss with a girl to pass the college entrance examination together, why do you only know how to play? You spend every day with him, why don't you learn anything? Come?"

Qu Liaoyuan thought guiltily, no, he has learned enough, so he can't speak for the time being.Mom... I'm sorry.

In the evening, when I went back to the family courtyard in the factory, there were still only two people, Song Ye and Qu Liaoyuan. Before returning, Gao Xiuyue bought two watermelons and asked them to bring them back to eat.

"Mom said to turn on the air conditioner when it's hot. Don't be afraid of running out of electricity. If there are mosquitoes, they have electric mosquito coils in the cabinet for us to use." Qu Liaoyuan was afraid of dripping watermelon juice on the floor, so he squatted in front of the trash can He gnawed on the watermelon, and babbled while gnawing, "She also asked me to persuade you to study hard and put love aside."

Song Ye was sitting on the sofa, pressing the remote control to switch channels, he didn't eat the melon, he watched Qu Liaoyuan eat, and asked, "What else did she ask you?"

Qu Liaoyuan repeated the questions he was asked and his answers, and his mood was obviously a little depressed.

Song Ye felt it, so he didn't ask for a while, wanting him to speak for himself.

"Brother, when she asked me, I felt a little uncomfortable," Qu Liaoyuan threw away the skin of the melon, and said, "Jingjing has already met Wen Cong's mother, so we can't tell our parents anything yet."

Song Ye thought about how he would feel like this sooner or later, and he also thought about what to say to him, and now he said it in a tone of aggrieved and forbearing: "It would be fine if I were a girl."

Qu Liaoyuan frowned and said, "What? That's not what I meant."

"I know, you mean that you don't want to lie to your parents. You have never lied to them." Song Ye said, "I mean what I mean. If I were a girl and we were so good since we were young, I will give you Being a child bride is a matter of course, and Aunt Gao must like me as a daughter-in-law."

Qu Liaoyuan looked at Song Ye's face.The saying that all men are created equal is, first of all, a self-defeating paradox in front of appearance. Some people are born stronger than ordinary people. Song Ye's face, no matter whether he is a boy or a girl, must be in the same place. On the spire of the pyramid of appearance evaluation.

"If you want to say that, it's better if I'm a girl," Qu Liaoyuan said with a bit of self-mockery, "With a handsome bamboo horse like you, my mother can't look down on other sons-in-law, who might be more active than me. , early in the morning, I tried to get me to marry you because I was afraid that you would dislike me. If I were a girl, I might not be as good-looking as I am now... Forget it, I am not as good-looking as you. You should be a girl. Girls should be more beautiful .”

Song Ye also laughed, and said, "It's fine, anyway, you are my brother's wife."

Qu Liaoyuan said: "It doesn't matter who is the wife..."

He paused for a moment before continuing, "Xiao Ye, I made another discovery today. I'm hopeless. I really want to love you to death."

Song Ye didn't care about being happy, and intuitively felt that there was something in the words: "...what's wrong?"

"That's right..." Qu Liaoyuan took another piece of melon and gnawed a few mouthfuls, his face was full of watermelon juice, he didn't spit out the seeds, he ate it absent-mindedly, and said, "My mother asked me about you and your partner, I was nervous, afraid of leaking, so I tried my best to hypnotize myself, trying to think that you really have a special partner, but it worked, and I didn’t say anything. Just thinking about it for a while, I was very sad, how could you have another partner? I almost cried myself into hypnosis, do you think I am a fool?"

Song Ye: "..."

Qu Liaoyuan said: "Wen Cong doesn't like Jingjing wearing shorts in front of boys, and I think he has too many things. Just now I thought about it, maybe I have more things than him, and I don't like you taking off your shirt when you play. This year When I take a shower at school, I always feel that other people are peeping at you. I really thought about it several times. It would be perfect if you could look a little uglier than you are now. You are so good-looking for others to see, and I don’t need you. Grow like this."

"...Don't gnaw on the melon skin." Song Ye was also convinced, Qu Liaoyuan can't do two things at all, otherwise he would gnaw on the stick if he ate popsicles, and gnaw on the skin if he ate melons.

Qu Liaoyuan threw away the gnawed green melon rind, and didn't want to eat melon anymore. He drooped his head and squatted in front of the trash can, like an unhappy puppy.

Song Ye said: "Puppy, come here."

Qu Liaoyuan looked up at him, and guessed what he wanted to do from his expression. In this situation, he should do something to echo the atmosphere.

"Do you want to kiss?" Qu Liaoyuan said, "I'm going to wash my face and hands."

Song Ye said: "No need, my brother doesn't dislike you, and besides, eating watermelon is not dirty."

"You still hate me?" Qu Liaoyuan was always disliked by him for not being clean, so he deliberately said, "Eating melons is not dirty, so what if I eat shit? Are you still kissing?"

Song Ye laughed, and said: "You really think of yourself as a puppy? You go, have a try, and see if my brother is as good as a relative."

Qu Liaoyuan also believed his words, but he still said: "I don't want to eat, and don't stop me from changing my bad habits and learning from my mistakes. Wait, I'll be right back."

He ran to wash his hands and face, dried them with a towel, and finally took a look in the mirror, then ran back quickly, sat down beside Song Ye, raised his face, closed his eyes, and said, "It's clean, come to kiss yours." Wife."