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Chapter 104 Chen Shimei and Swagger

The phrase "child bride" was a joke Wen Cong made a long time ago. At that time, Song Ye had just moved in to live with Qu's family not long ago, and the relationship between him and Qu Liaoyuan was not what it is today.

At that time, his personality was still a bit introverted and sensitive. Qu Liaoyuan was afraid that he would be angry when he heard Wen Cong making such a joke, so he specially asked Wen Cong not to talk nonsense in front of him.For so long in the past, Wen Cong didn't say much about it, Qu Liaoyuan almost forgot about it, and suddenly heard Wen Cong say this word again, feeling very different from before, for nothing else, he was a gentleman at that time Frankly, now he hides his dick like a villain! ——The gentleman and villain is a joke he just read on the Internet a few days ago, and it is very suitable for use here.

"What child bride?" Song Ye asked inexplicably, "Who is the child bride?"

Qu Liaoyuan said: "No one, read a book, read a book quickly."

Wen Cong wanted to say, "Let's talk about you, Xiao Qu'er said that you are his child bride."

"I didn't say it!" Qu Liaoyuan hurriedly said, "I didn't say it, Wen Cong, stop talking nonsense!"

Unexpectedly, Song Ye laughed and said, "Aren't I his child bride? I also cook for him, wash his clothes, and take care of his studies. Wen Cong, brother Jian, you two should be witnesses, and in the future he will If he doesn't marry me, then he is Chen Shimei."

Wen Cong and Chang Jian were both amused and laughed, saying: "Do it, this testimony must be done."

Song Ye spread the book on his lap, with a smile on his eyes and lips, he gave Qu Liaoyuan an ambiguous look, then lowered his head and continued reading.

Qu Liaoyuan didn't have his psychological quality, and Wen Cong and Chang Jian made him feel even more guilty when he laughed. He felt that his expression at this time must be extremely unnatural, and he must be noticed by the two of them.

"That..." He changed the topic and asked, "Where's Jingjing?"

"Here we come," Jingjing came out from the inner room and said, "What are you talking about, so happy?"

She was in there for a long time, and she changed into a pair of trousers. Judging from the style and length, it was probably Wen Cong's mother's trousers.

Qu Liaoyuan had a hunch that Wen Congfei asked her to change it. In fact, the pair of hot pants she was wearing was not too short. I didn't expect Wen Cong to be careless and treat his girlfriend like this...

It was very hot outside, and they didn't plan to go out to play. A few of them went to the chess and card table that Wen Cong's parents usually used, playing poker and chatting while playing four-person tractors.

"Xiao Ye, come and play," Qu Liaoyuan felt that Song Ye had been sitting far away, as if he couldn't blend in, so he wanted to call him to play poker, and said, "I can't play poker well, and anyone who is against me will definitely scold me later. Me, come on, I'll watch you fight."

Song Ye smiled and said, "Then you will be scolded first, and I will continue to be scolded for you after I finish watching."

Qu Liaoyuan sat down first, and said to the other three people: "Xiao Ye is very good at playing tractors. Our family plays cards together during the Chinese New Year, and the whole family is scrambling to sit opposite him."

Wen Cong and Jingjing automatically sat across from each other, and Chang Jian sat opposite to Qu Liaoyuan. The four of them played a few rounds. Wen Cong and Jingjing often played cards together. What kind of cards does the other party want, so they have always been the dealer, and they have been promoted several levels. Qu Liaoyuan and Chang Jian are not the type of people who lose their temper when they can't afford to lose.

Song Ye finished flipping through the book, put it down, stood beside Qu Liaoyuan, saw that he had just drawn the cards that had not been sorted out, and asked, "Where did the game go? Who is the dealer?"

"Both of them hit 5, brother Jian and I didn't open the business." Qu Liaoyuan exaggerated, "You finally came! You come to beat you, brother Jian can't help but scold me."

Chang Jian said: "No way, I was beaten badly."

Qu Liaoyuan gave the cards to Song Ye, and the two switched positions. Song Ye replaced him and rearranged the cards in his hand. It was a completely different order from Qu Liaoyuan. Qu Liaoyuan looked at it. Knowing that he planned to grab the village, I had to admire him.

In the matter of playing cards, it is only one thing to be careful and able to remember and sort out the cards. On the other hand, you have to be bold, especially in this kind of situation where you have been suppressed by the opponent. The dead and then born.It's not that Qu Liaoyuan didn't understand this truth, hesitantly missed this risky but also opportunity opportunity, and more importantly, he actually didn't have any special desire to win.

Soon, Song Ye and Chang Jian regained the opportunity they had lost, and came from behind after two rounds. Since then, they have been on top, leaving Wen Cong and Jingjing far behind.

"Don't play anymore," Song Ye saw that Wen Cong's face was getting worse and worse, so he stopped, and very idealistically comforted his defeated opponent and said, "Today the luck of the cards may be on my side, and we will play again next time." Bar."

Wen Cong just didn't want to play anymore, so he said, "What's for lunch? I'll treat you, and my dad paid for it."

Chang Jian said: "Don't grab it, I invite you to choose a place."

It was almost noon.All of them glanced at the sun out of the window and knew that it was extremely hot. In fact, they didn't really want to go out to accept the baptism of sunlight in August.

"Don't go out," Jingjing said, "Let's do it ourselves, do you still know how to cook? I can't cook well, so I can keep it cooked."

Qu Liaoyuan said: "I won't, Ono will, he cooks very delicious."

Song Ye answered, "That is, are you qualified to be a child bride-in-law?"

Except for Qu Liaoyuan, the other three burst out laughing, just now Wen Cong had told Jingjing the whole story of "Child Bride".

But in the end, there was no cooking. Wen Cong thought it was troublesome, so he called a restaurant outside his community to deliver some dishes. While waiting for the dishes, he asked Jingjing to turn on the rice cooker and steam a pot of rice. Said that the Thai jasmine rice bought by his father was better than the restaurant's.

After lunch, Qu Liaoyuan got used to taking a nap and took a nap on the sofa. After waking up, he saw the other four people divided into two groups. Wen Cong and Jingjing were eating fruit by the sofa, Song Ye and Chang Jian were sitting at the chess and card table. Talking loudly, Song Ye is telling Chang Jian... how to solve the problem?

"The time for the written test is very tight. You only have one month to review and practice the questions. It is impossible to finish all the questions. Therefore, in these parts of the questions, you have to give up selectively. Lose some of the worst ones, just blindly score cards, don’t waste time on them, and allocate time to other sure questions that are more likely to get points as long as you work hard.”

"The previous knowledge points in this textbook are too many and too fragmented, and your review time is too short. Use the time to do the questions, and then look at the previous things in the gap between the questions. There is no need to spend time and energy on one. One back. I read the real questions attached to the textbook in recent years. The focus of this subject is not to test knowledge, but to test people’s ability to respond to a large number of problems and accuracy in a short period of time. If there is enough time, add more culture in each subject Knowledge is of course better, but if you don’t have enough time, it’s the best way to do it in a hurry.”

"In terms of application, first of all the paper roll is very important. Brother Jian, let me tell you that Xiao Qu'er's essays have been written nonsense several times, and the teacher gave him fifty points just because the paper roll is beautiful. The reason for this is the same. The second is to answer. The application paper is similar to the Chinese paper, but one thing must be understood. Similarity does not mean the same. It must not be used as a Chinese question. The country recruits civil servants or police officers, and what they need is talents who can work for the country. , if you need a talent with good Chinese, you can just look at the Chinese scores in the file. Be sure to read the materials and questions carefully. The questions require inductive analysis, that is, induction and then analysis. "

"Song Ye," Chang Jian interrupted him with a painful expression, "Why don't you come here first? I really can't absorb so much at once, and I'm about to forget what I was taught earlier."

Song Ye said relaxedly: "It's okay, I just give you a brief analysis. After I go back tonight, I will sort out the main points and send you a document. Just tell me your email address."

"I've never used a mailbox before, so I have to register for one when I go back." Chang Jian was a little embarrassed. He had been in the army for five years, and felt that he was out of touch with the times, and he didn't know as much as a high school student.

But Song Ye is not an ordinary high school student at all.

Qu Liaoyuan interjected, "I haven't sent Yimeier either, I have a QQ mailbox, and I fished a drift bottle in it."

"I also have a QQ mailbox," Chang Jian remembered, and asked Song Ye, "Is QQ mailbox okay?"

In the past few years, using QQ mailbox to send and receive emails was not formal and low-level behavior. The most commonly used ones were Yahoo mailbox and Netease mailbox, followed by Hotmail and Gmail.

"Okay, QQ mailbox is very easy to use and convenient." Song Ye said with a smile, "As long as Tencent does not collapse, in another ten or eight years, other domestic mailboxes may be eliminated."

Chang Jian: "???"

"Brother Jian didn't understand, did he?" Qu Liaoyuan said with no surprise, "He knows too much, he understands everything, but I often don't understand, and I don't want to listen to him in detail, so I just pretend to understand."

Ye Song put on a straight face, and the educator said, "Know what you know, know what you don't know..."

"I know! Don't chant sutras!" Qu Liaoyuan covered his ears.

Chang Jian laughed and said, "You two brothers are really interesting."

"What two brothers?" Song Ye corrected jokingly, "Brother Jian, you forgot, I am his child bride."

Chang Jian's family called him to find something to go back to him, so he left first.Song Ye and Qu Liaoyuan stayed for a while, and then bid farewell to Wen Cong Jingjing to leave.

Wen Cong was not polite to keep the two of them anymore, and said, "Maybe when we will come back next time, you two are high-achieving students, you should work hard in your senior year."

Qu Liaoyuan said: "You too, don't just think about playing every day."

Wen Cong shrugged.

"Brother Cong," Song Ye took the puppy lighter on the table and said, "I like this lighter, can you give it to me?"

Wen Cong was very surprised, and when Song Ye asked him for something, he was flattered and said, "Yes! What else does Mr. Song like? Give it all!"

Song Ye smiled and said, "No more, I just fell in love with this puppy and took it away."

After leaving Wen Cong's house, he took Qu Liaoyuan to his convenience store by bus.

There were not many people on the bus, and there were many empty seats, but because there were only four stops in total, neither of them sat down. They stood at the back door with a pole in between.

"You're amazing!" Without Wen Cong and the others present, Qu Liaoyuan brazenly praised Song Ye, saying, "You can teach Brother Jian how to do the questions after just reading the book for a while, that's amazing!"

Song Ye said: "I teach recklessly."

Qu Liaoyuan: "...Ah??? No way!!!"

"Just read the book for a while, what kind of flowers can you see?" Song Ye said honestly, "It's the same as teaching you the high school entrance examination back then. It has something to do with it. There will be special treatment for taking the police recruitment exam. According to my surprise review for a month, you can probably get a mid-level score in the exam, which is enough to admit him. If it is an ordinary candidate, I would not dare to teach others like this. "

Qu Liaoyuan was still in admiration, and said, "Then you are also very good."

Song Ye squinted at him, and said in a low voice, "If you're not very good, how can I be your child bride?"

Is this going to go away? !

Qu Liaoyuan explained: "It's really not what I said, it's all Wen Cong's nonsense, I've never said such a thing."

Song Ye changed his face and threatened him: "Oh, don't you admit it now? Do you want to be Chen Shimei now?"

Qu Liaoyuan said: "No, I... will take responsibility for you." The volume of the second half of the sentence was automatically turned down.

Both of them were holding on to the pole, and their hands were going up and down. Song Ye moved his hand up and wrapped it around Qu Liaoyuan's, and asked him, "Have you heard how Wen Cong called Jingjing?" ?”

"I heard." Qu Liaoyuan reminded him to let go in a low voice, "Don't be so ostentatious, be careful not to be seen."

Song Ye said: "I'm just ostentatious, I don't think it's ostentatious enough."

Qu Liaoyuan: "..."

A few minutes later, the bus arrived at the stop they were going to get off. As soon as the back door opened, Song Ye let go of Qu Liaoyuan's hand and the handrail, stepped forward with his long legs, and got off the bus first.

Qu Liaoyuan thought, why didn't he wait for him?

He also raised his foot to get off the car. Song Ye stood under the car and looked up at him. His voice was neither high nor low, and he called him just enough to be heard by others: "Honey! Why don't you come down?"

The author has something to say: Let me make up a knowledge point, teachers, pay attention to the blackboard: [Brother Jian, the man who appeared in the dialogue between Song Qu and Song Qu in Chapter 1 of this article]

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