[Comprehensive] Escape from shame is useless

"Hey miss, look, that little bird flew back just now."

"Yes, it is."

"Ah, that koi jumped up for the third time!"

"Yes, it is."

"That cloud in the sky really looks like the tempura I ate yesterday..."

"..."

In the east courtyard of my wife’s house, a brown-haired girl in a gorgeous Furisode kimono and a woman in a standard bodyguard suit and sunglasses sit side by side on the porch, embracing the sky with aspiring gestures, and the expressions on their faces are as stupid as they are.

so boring!

Although she didn't want to disturb the two people inside, she quit and left the space for them completely, but!

"so boring!"

Ten minutes ago, Jasmine also wisely took out her mobile phone to play match 10 games online with Xiao Haidai or others.Unexpectedly, the game was already open, and facing the large row of offline gray names in the friend list, I realized that today is actually a school day, and she and Zheng Jun asked for leave to find Yuno.That is to say——

No one can play games with her!

The bodyguard sister beside her suddenly stood up and lifted Jasmine off the floor.

"Someone is coming, Miss Kuroki, please go and inform Miss Yuno."

"En." It feels like a spy war, really exciting!

Jasmine also tidied up her clothes, which were not a problem at all, and quickly walked to the door and knocked a few times.

"Yuno, someone is here, can I go in?"

"Come in." Almost at the same time she finished asking, Yuno agreed.

Oops, it doesn't seem to be the same as the scene of Jiangjiangniangniang in her imagination.

After making enough mental preparations, she opened the sliding door and walked in.

In the room, Yuno and Yukimura, who was still wearing bodyguard uniforms, were sitting opposite each other. They kept a distance of one meter between them. When they heard the movement at the door, they looked in her direction. For hours they had been having a friendly conversation.

But, do you think I can't find anything like this?

Innocent!

During the short dozen or so steps, Jasmine's eyes kept wandering around Yuno's long hair that was completely parted, the area around her lips that had obviously been reapplied makeup, and the kimono whose neckline was no longer convincing.

Before he had time to say anything, he received a wink attack from Yuno, "If you dare to laugh, I will make you look good".

Alright, alright, I will endure it in front of Yukimura, and I will talk about it when I have something to say.

"Someone is coming. Yuno, what are you going to do next, won't you really go to Sanxian Bar?"

After hearing her words, Yuno couldn't laugh or cry, "I still don't believe Yukimura just said that you have no plan at all. What's the matter with that boy Akashi, isn't he the one who likes to plan and then act? Why are you being reckless this time?"

"How can there be? Zhengjun believes in you. If Yukimura and I can't persuade you together, we have to accept our fate. Obediently watch the wedding according to the process, and leave with a gift money in your pocket. You don't need a plan, you only need money. .If I persuade you..."

Speaking of this, she licked her face and hugged Yuno's arm and rubbed it, smiling and playing tricks.

"What to do next, I'm all up to you!"

"With your task today completed, you can confidently transform back into my leg pendant?"

Yuno pinched her tender face angrily, but from the corner of her eye, she saw the calm smile on the face of the opposite person, and suddenly remembered what he said just now, and her face was steamed with steam.

【If Jasmine fails to persuade me, what are you going to do? 】

[My task today is to carry you out.It doesn't make a difference to me whether you agree or disagree. 】

[Aren't you afraid that I'll be angry?Are you afraid that I will fight to the death? 】

[I used to think too much and wasted three years.What happened last time made me understand that a man can't wait for a woman to speak, he has to do it right away.It's the same this time, whether it's okay or not, you'll know when I really lift you up. 】

That bastard Akashi must have said one thing to Jasmine and another to Yukimura.It's definitely a lie to say that if she can't be persuaded, she will obediently attend the wedding or something. It's a lie from the very beginning with the idea of ​​grabbing it directly!Isn't it just because she is not willing to do anything to Yukimura, and give her such an obvious trick, and wait for her to jump in by herself!Shameless!

Wait, in this calculation, it was the little angel who saved her face.

Otherwise, she would be carried out by Yukimura in front of the whole family!The picture was too beautiful for her to imagine.

However, that scene must be particularly blush and heartbeat.

Oops, why am I looking forward to it a little bit...

"...Do you want to go out? Yuno also wants to-"

"I didn't think so!"

The air was suddenly quiet.

Facing the two puzzled eyes, Yuno who accidentally shouted out tried to pretend to be calm, but for some reason, her knotted brain and tense atmosphere prompted her to stand up inexplicably, and then stepped back and stepped on the crotch of her kimono. The hem of the clothes fell on his back.

"Ah ah!"

Jasmine, who was always slow, didn't react, so she watched Yuno fall backwards, and Yukimura stretched out his hand to pull her into his arms.Oh, and there is also a gentle "Are you okay", and the freshly baked medium-rare my wife Yuno.

Jasmine also: ... hiccup, thank you for your hospitality.

"Hey, I don't mind if you continue to stare at each other, but the people outside the door are still waiting for an answer."

Seeing the two separated in an instant, Yuno, whose cheeks were pink and turned into anger from embarrassment, felt that she was really a villain who beat mandarin ducks.It will be 12 o'clock soon, and the ceremony will begin, and they haven't discussed the next plan yet.I really want to love each other, so let's wait until I get out.

"Understood, I'll go right away."

After dismissing the people outside the door, Yuno patted his face, and took out all the things that should not be thought of now.After standing still and thinking for a few seconds, he turned decisively and walked towards the sliding door on the other side of the room.

On the other side of the door is a small dojo.

Yuno, who was wearing Moto Shinsode, crossed the room meanderingly, reached out and took down the long knife placed on the knife holder.

"This is……?"

She put the knife in front of her eyes, and pulled out the knife neatly. The sharp blade reflected the cold streamer, and disappeared in the scabbard along the streamlined shape of the knife.Yuno put the saber back into its sheath again, and explained to Jasmine with a smile:

"Remember what I told you, I was awarded a sword of my own with a third-level swordsmanship."

"Remember, is this the handle?"

"En, Sword Ming Liufeng." The hand holding the knife hangs down, Yuno raises his head, his light red eyes wave away the shadows that have always been there, and bloom wantonly.

"This is the only thing that belongs to me in this big house. Since I want to leave, of course I have to take it with me."

"Then shall we go directly, or do we have to follow some procedure?" Infected by this bold and unrestrained atmosphere, Jasmine also asked playfully.

"Go straight, and go out in front of everyone."

She wants everyone to know that she is not a sinner who was expelled by the family, but she abandoned this smoky place.

Yuno opened the door of the room and stepped into the corridor first.

The dreamy and beautiful long pink hair hangs behind her, the gorgeous furisode kimono is blown up by the wind along with her steps, and the untimely black sword is dormant in her hand very peacefully.Her whole body is like a black phoenix-tailed butterfly that has finally emerged from its cocoon. The moment she spreads her wings and is about to fly, she is thrillingly beautiful and full of vitality.

The noon sun paved a golden road in front of her eyes, and no heavy shadow could erase the hope it brought.Obviously there may be unprecedented dangers and obstacles ahead, but just looking at her back, I feel that the road is already smooth, and nothing can stand in front of her anymore.

Jasmine also exchanged glances with Yukimura, and naturally walked behind Yuno.

Passing through the corridors, striding forward as a matter of course, towards the place where the ceremony was held, towards the direction of the banquet hall.All the clansmen I met along the way obediently bowed their heads and gave way. Even if they were curious about why Miss Yuno would wear her hair loose and carry a knife, no one dared to ask even a single question.

It has been a long time.

It has been three years since Yuno replaced my wife Keisuke as the acting head of my wife's family. They have long been familiar with this lady's temper, and they deeply understand when she needs their advice and when she needs them to shut up and be obedient.

— Now is the time to shut up.

The group of four came to the atrium unimpeded, where the god cage and the shrine dedicated to Izumo Taisha's main worship god, Daikoku, had already been arranged.Even if it is a gangster, my wife's wedding ceremony is going to use the most traditional pre-shrine ceremony.Now it was almost auspicious time, the guests had already sat down on the seats on both sides, and the invited priests and witches were also making final preparations.

At this time, Yuno stepped into this sacred place with disheveled hair and a knife in her hand.

For a moment, everyone looked sideways at him, whispering one after another.

She ignored the gossip of others, walked straight to the front of the temple, turned around under the surprised eyes of the priests and witches, and announced word by word:

"Today's wedding is cancelled, everyone please go back."

As soon as these words came out, a stone stirred up thousands of waves, and the whispers that had been restrained just now erupted, and the sacred ceremony hall directly exploded.

"Boom, boom, boom—"

A louder knock sound hit everyone's hearts heavily.Accompanied by an uncontrollable cough, Elder Ghost hunched over and leaned on a cane, and slowly moved out step by step.He put down the handkerchief covering his mouth, his face was as gloomy as water, his brows could almost kill flies, and his eagle-like eyes shot at Yuno.

"Miss Yuno, what do you mean?"

Yuno was not intimidated by his aura, straightened his back, and confronted the minister of the humerus of my wife's family from a distance of three meters.

"It's nothing interesting, I just don't want to end it."

"nonsense!"

He stomped on the floor with his crutch once again, and the dull sound wave swept away with unstoppable pressure. Jasmine also felt her chest suddenly sink, and she was almost out of breath.If Akashi who had just walked over gave her a hand, she might be so nervous that she would sit back on the chair on the spot.

Is this the aura of a battle-tested outlaw?Just the aftermath makes one's legs weak, but what about Yuno who is facing the pressure?Is she all right?

Grasping Akashi's arm tightly, Jasmine also poked her head out, looked at her friend worriedly, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

——Yuno didn't even move her brows.

"You should know, what does today's wedding represent?" Elder Gui patted his hand holding the cane in grief, and the honorifics in his words disappeared, "Don't do something just because of a moment of whim that will make you regret it for the rest of your life. thing!"

"Of course I know, isn't it the property of the other half of my wife's family? I don't want it anymore."

She lightly said the shocking words, and from the corner of her eye, she saw the eyes of the peers sitting in the first row suddenly lit up several times.Heh, have you been waiting for this opportunity for a long time?It's just that he lost his composure just by hearing it, which is far from it.

"You!" The elder coughed a lot in anger, pushed away the person who wanted to pat him on the back, pointed at Yuno with his face turned purple, and shouted: "Say it again if you have the ability!"

"You are old and your ears are bad, I can understand. Since you want to hear it, I will say it again. My wife, Yuno, will no longer be the head of my wife's family, and half of the assets I hold in my hand will be returned to you .So, do you understand, Ghost Elder?"

The white-haired old man spit out a mouthful of blood, pointed at her and coughed continuously, unable to speak a complete sentence at all.

Si and Kui on the side rushed up immediately, one helping to pat the back and the other persuading.

"Elder, please be gentle, don't worry, don't get angry. I'll tell Master Yuno for you."

Aoi pretended to be considerate, and asked sincerely: "Master Yuno, please tell us if you are dissatisfied with us, Elder Ghost is too old to stand up to trouble, so don't say these words on purpose to get angry he."

"My wife Aoi, I'm talking to Elder Ghost. As a son of a separated family, what qualifications do you have to answer me for him?"

She wanted to abdicate, but as long as she was still in this seat for a second, she would not allow these guys to act wildly in front of her.

With this vicious slap on the face, Aoi was so angry that her veins were throbbing, wishing she could pounce on Yuno and kill her.But he didn't dare, not to mention that it was under the watchful eyes of everyone, even if there were only two of them, he wouldn't dare - he couldn't beat Yuno.

"It doesn't matter if you can't speak, it's fine if you can hear." Ignoring the clown who wants to be spineless and weak, who is better than those two little clowns, Yuno took two steps forward, approached the old man and said, "I'm fine. A special reason, just knowing the taste of freedom, I never want to be that caged bird again.”

Straightening up again, Yuno passed the elder and walked out of the hall.

Jasmine and the others didn't say a word, they followed her and began to walk outside.

"Stop...cough, stop them!" The ghost elder who finally regained his breath roared.

The guests on both sides, the clansmen maintaining order, began to approach them hesitantly after hearing the words, but none of them raised their guns.

Yuno who had already reached the center stopped, sneered and drew the long sword out of its sheath, and threw the handle behind him, Yukimura caught it firmly.She unhurriedly twirled a flower, and the cold knife light swept across the face of the nearest person, catching almost everyone's sight in just two seconds.

"Go ahead if you have the courage, but you also know what will happen."

After she finished speaking harshly, she stepped forward again, the long knife hanging behind her seemingly defenseless.But everyone present is an expert, and Yuno's action is clearly ready to kill with one blow at any time.

Even in the cumbersome Moto Shinsode, they couldn't beat her confidence in close combat.You can't win in hand-to-hand combat, and bullets may not necessarily hit you.Besides, if you want to hit the target in such a crowded place without accidentally injuring others——

Probably only Yuno could do it alone.

In the final analysis, they know better than anyone how strong my wife Yuno is.

So, dare not move.

Just as she was about to step out of the gate of the temple, Elder Ghost stomped on his crutch again:

"If you walk out of this gate, you will never come back!"

She laughed without looking back, and said coldly: "It's just what I want."

"It's not good! It's not good! The elder is not good! Mr. Honma suddenly fell to the ground, is he unconscious now—"

The person who came to deliver the message shouted halfway, but was overwhelmed by the treacherous situation of the temple, and swallowed his words abruptly.

Although he didn't finish speaking, everyone present understood what he said.

That Mr. Honma was the one who was supposed to "marry" Yuno today.

It's really raining all night because of the leak in the house. It seems that even if she doesn't make a fuss, today's wedding is doomed to fail.

"My wife Yuno!" Elder Gui yelled reflexively, but the other party looked back at him with a half-smile.

Suddenly realized that there are many people who don't want to see the wedding go smoothly, and since they decided to break up like this, there is no need for Yuno to do such things to delay.It's really an idiot who is more than successful in helping and revealing, and will fight in the nest!

Yuno's gaze just swept over the old man slightly, but stayed somewhere behind him for an extra second.

There, a blond-haired little girl in a cute Furisode kimono was smiling and waving at her innocently, her lips moved, and said silently:

[This is a parting gift.Farewell, dear sister Yuno~]

Hmph, she was right, this little devil was the scariest of the three of them.

But what did it matter to her?

Yuno stepped out of the temple and stepped into the bright sunlight.

From now on, everything about my wife's family has nothing to do with her.

She is completely, free.

The author has something to say: I am the author A who updated your ibuprofen again, almost opened the skylight orz

I finally let Yuno come out, lying contentedly...