[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!
Chapter 72 My life depends on waves
"Who knows, it's a hammer after all!" Loki replied angrily.
Lin Jiaojiao added: "This is no ordinary hammer, it's Asgard's hammer."
Just as Loki was about to roll his eyes to retort, the human-shaped hammer he had finally torn off and threw into Lin Jiaojiao's arms hugged his thigh.
"Ma Ma!" Meow Hammer called Loki coquettishly.
Lin Jiaojiao watched Loki being entangled by the little hammer with great interest, and rubbed his chin: "I didn't expect Thor's hammer to like you so much..."
"Bah, he just likes to cling to people!" Loki kicked his legs, but found that he couldn't kick them away at all.
While trying to tear off the human-shaped sticky pendant on his leg, he yelled at Lin Jiaojiao: "Hurry up and turn this little devil's head back into a hammer!"
Lin Jiaojiao's brain twitched, and she blurted out "Then please beg me~".
However, what surprised the two people present was that the aloof Asgard's little prince was really... able to bend and stretch.
"Please!" Loki regretted as soon as he said it, but there was no change on his face.
Lin Jiaojiao picked out her ears, always feeling like she was hallucinating.
With a wooden face, she turned to look at Steve who was silently being a wallflower: "Steve, did I hear wrong just now...?"
"No, you heard me right." Steve twitched the corners of his mouth, and also felt that the scene in front of him was a bit dreamy.
After Lin Jiaojiao came to her senses, she rejected Loki righteously: "Don't you think such a hammer is cute? And do you have the heart to make it return to its original state of being unable to speak?"
Loki, who was hugged tightly by the hammer, gritted his teeth: "Cute! Bear!"
Lin Jiaojiao asked another question: "Then do you know its gender?"
As soon as this question came out, Loki froze as expected: "Ah..."
He thought for a while, and guessed casually: "It must be a blue boy!" As he spoke, he nodded, affirming his guess.
However, Lin Jiaojiao always felt a little weird.
Lin Jiaojiao squatted in front of the Meow Hammer and rubbed its little head: "Mjolnir, tell sister, are you a blue boy or a girl?"
In order for Miao Miao Hammer to understand the distinction between genders, Lin Jiaojiao specially explained it to it.
Miao Miao hammer blinked her big watery eyes, tilted her head, thought for a while, and then replied sweetly: "Female."
Surprised, Lin Jiaojiao shrugged and spread her hands: "I'm sorry, I can't do it."
The next moment, before Loki had time to be surprised, the Lolita Meow Meow hammer on his leg smacked his face.
Loki softened inexplicably: ...Oops, oops!This little devil... oh, this little girl has learned badly!
He covered his face, a little dazed, but felt that today's life was also bitter and sweet!
"Ahem, since you can't do it, forget it..."
Loki let go of the hand that was holding the Meow Meow Hammer by the back collar, touched his nose, and before Lin Jiaojiao could say anything, he quickly hugged the Meow Meow Hammer on his lap, and disappeared in a flash.
However, in Lin Jiaojiao's eyes, his appearance was the impression of running away.
Lin Jiaojiao smacked her lips: ...Hey, you go later, Loki!
She hadn't had time to say it just now, but in fact, she also wanted a loli meow meow hammer with a nosebleed like this...
Loki, who returned to Asgard, found Frigga and carefully placed the Meow Hammer in his arms on the ground: "Mother, is Mjolnir a girl?"
"Ah?" Obviously Frigga was also a little bit in the dark: "Wait, let me check!"
Frigga hammered into the inner room with an ignorant Meow Meow, and came out after a while.
"It's really a girl..."
After calming down, Frigga hugged Lolita Hammer and kissed her sweetly.
"Ah! Mjolnir, how can you be so cute! The queen mother likes you so much! How about staying with the queen mother from now on?"
Loki looked at the scene of loving mother and daughter in front of him, and touched his chest. For some reason, he always felt a little sour in his heart...
Bah, I, Rocky, am not jealous of this little devil... the little girl!
After Luo Ji returned with Loli Meow Meow Hammer, Lin Jiaojiao was finally really free.
She and Captain America walked out side by side, but when they passed by Stark's laboratory, they happened to see the group of people swaying together.
The centenarian Steve always felt a little blind, but Lin Jiaojiao accepted it surprisingly well, and even wanted to pull the captain to swing together.
Well, to be a Chaoying, the most important thing is to participate, and a Chaoying who can't dance awkwardly is not a qualified Chaoying!
Steve: I believe your evil!
However, whether you believe Lin Jiaojiao's evil or not, the captain was finally pushed in by Lin Jiaojiao, and joined the top package of Chaoying Dance Dance.
Steve always felt a little scared when he looked at his companions who were dancing happily and even wanted to pull him to swing with him.
Steve: ...They seem to think I'm a companion, but I think I can't pretend anymore, what should I do?Waiting online, urgent...
However, fortunately, a few minutes later, Hulk suddenly transformed and rescued him completely.
Steve, who was out of the clutches of the awkward dance, almost cried with joy: For the first time, I sincerely thank you for forgiving the big guy for saving my dog's life! ! !
On this side, before Lin Jiaojiao had time to train for a few days, she suddenly received a notice that the Imperial University would have a final exam.
Lin Jiaojiao, who was originally very happy, suddenly felt that life was choking her fate: Wait?I didn't study for a few days and you told me that the final exam is coming? !
People work!
The only fortunate thing is that she is majoring in art, and most of the final exams only need to submit a work within the deadline!
As for a small number of theoretical exams...
Lin Jiaojiao wrinkled her face and hurried back to Los Angeles, where she was forced to start her life of memorizing before the exam.
Until a week before the exam, Stark and Norman teamed up to drag her out of the dormitory.
It's just that when they talked about their purpose, the two instantly turned against each other.
"Oh, I see that your little face has become so small after reviewing recently, let's go, I will take you to take a ride on Tony's father's newly bought luxury cruise ship!"
"Jiaojiao, don't listen to that brat Stark. Uncle also bought a cruise ship. The price is not lower than that guy's. Come on uncle's boat and take you to the romantic Sicily~"
Stark snorted arrogantly: "Heh, I have remodeled my cruise ship myself! Can you do it?"
Norman was not to be outdone: "I paid someone to assemble it!"
While the two stared at each other, they still didn't forget that there was a decadent smell of money everywhere.
Lin Jiaojiao folded her hands on her chest: Heh, a rich man!
The next moment, she silently bowed her head to the damn money power——
She made a poor voice: "It's all okay~"
This is free travel funded by the rich!If you don't go, you won't go!
Probably because she killed someone in her previous life, Lin Jiaojiao finally went out to sea with everyone, only to encounter a strange weather change that happens once in ten thousand years.
Originally, the sea was calm and calm, but in the blink of an eye, the weather became overcast and there was loud thunder.
Soon, Peter pointed out the window in horror: "Waves... waves!"
Everyone looked out the window together, and then all changed color.
——The huge waves on the sea were flying straight towards them.
"What a weird situation!" Stark didn't have time to complain, and quickly asked the captain to drive the boat to the shore.
It's a pity, that weird wave rushed towards them quickly, and then... overturned their cruise ship!
Lin Jiaojiao, a landlubber by the window, was swept into the sea by the waves.
"Jiaojiao—"
"Linda—"
Steve was the closest to Lin Jiaojiao, and subconsciously stretched out his hand. Without catching anyone, he quickly jumped into the sea.
Others were also swallowed by the huge waves in quick succession.
Lin Jiaojiao, who was sucked into the sea, gulped and was forcibly gulped several mouthfuls of seawater.
With great difficulty, she took a deep breath, opened the positioning system in her brain, and without looking at it, directly selected all the people around her with one click, and threw out her ace expression pack——
[I can row a boat without an oar, and I can sail without a wind, because my whole life depends entirely on waves. 】
Immediately, dozens of people floated up on the surface of the sea like cooked dumplings, as if there were surfboards under their feet, and their feet rushed towards the land like flying.
And among this group of people, one person was selected by accident...
King Orm of Atlantis came to a place close to the sea, ready to inspect the situation on the land, so as to continue to prepare for the next war against mankind.
At this moment, King Aum felt that his body was dragged from under the sea surface to the sea surface by an unknown force, and played a "surfing" game with dozens of humans around him.
King Aum rushed to the land uncontrollably: ...stop!Someone is lying down!
"Wow~ This skill is really cool!" The eyes of the Chaoying who were fished out of the sea by Lin Jiaojiao were all bright.
Even as rigid as the captain, he couldn't help but nod in agreement.
Peter and Stark "father and son" of the Pippi Shrimp attribute even deliberately concaved various shapes.
Stark happily took out his mobile phone, and straightened his wet hair in front of the selfie camera: "Hey, even if I fell into the water, I, Stark, still have charming facial features!"
Peter took a selfie in various cool poses, and kept talking: "I'm going to post this pose on ins later, and the number of likes will definitely exceed a thousand!"
Lin Jiaojiao was very close to the captain, she secretly looked at the captain beside her, swallowed hard——
Her face was shy, but she screamed in her heart: "Ma duck!"The captain's wet ♂ body ♂ lures ♂ play!
Because it was a trip, the captain only wore casual clothes.
The white shirt was soaked in sea water, and it was tightly attached to the captain's muscular body, showing his good figure even more... D cup!
Suddenly, a wave of heat rushed into her nostrils, Lin Jiaojiao frowned, and quickly covered her nose: "F-Fuck!"
At this moment, King Aum, who is "innocently lying on the gun", is going crazy.
King Aum, who is trying to dive back to the bottom of the sea: I dive, I dive, I X!Why can't I move!
He watched helplessly as the group of humans in front of him rushed towards the shore happily, while he himself...
He unbelievingly wanted to control the direction of the sea water flowing under his feet, but it was of no use.
Orm: ...I might be a fake sea lord!
He gritted his teeth, summoned his own trident, and subconsciously released electricity towards the group of humans in front of him.
Then--
Forgot that seawater can conduct electricity, he was the first to be electrified by himself.
Aum, who tried to cheat others but cheated himself instead: ...began to shut himself up!
Lin Jiaojiao added: "This is no ordinary hammer, it's Asgard's hammer."
Just as Loki was about to roll his eyes to retort, the human-shaped hammer he had finally torn off and threw into Lin Jiaojiao's arms hugged his thigh.
"Ma Ma!" Meow Hammer called Loki coquettishly.
Lin Jiaojiao watched Loki being entangled by the little hammer with great interest, and rubbed his chin: "I didn't expect Thor's hammer to like you so much..."
"Bah, he just likes to cling to people!" Loki kicked his legs, but found that he couldn't kick them away at all.
While trying to tear off the human-shaped sticky pendant on his leg, he yelled at Lin Jiaojiao: "Hurry up and turn this little devil's head back into a hammer!"
Lin Jiaojiao's brain twitched, and she blurted out "Then please beg me~".
However, what surprised the two people present was that the aloof Asgard's little prince was really... able to bend and stretch.
"Please!" Loki regretted as soon as he said it, but there was no change on his face.
Lin Jiaojiao picked out her ears, always feeling like she was hallucinating.
With a wooden face, she turned to look at Steve who was silently being a wallflower: "Steve, did I hear wrong just now...?"
"No, you heard me right." Steve twitched the corners of his mouth, and also felt that the scene in front of him was a bit dreamy.
After Lin Jiaojiao came to her senses, she rejected Loki righteously: "Don't you think such a hammer is cute? And do you have the heart to make it return to its original state of being unable to speak?"
Loki, who was hugged tightly by the hammer, gritted his teeth: "Cute! Bear!"
Lin Jiaojiao asked another question: "Then do you know its gender?"
As soon as this question came out, Loki froze as expected: "Ah..."
He thought for a while, and guessed casually: "It must be a blue boy!" As he spoke, he nodded, affirming his guess.
However, Lin Jiaojiao always felt a little weird.
Lin Jiaojiao squatted in front of the Meow Hammer and rubbed its little head: "Mjolnir, tell sister, are you a blue boy or a girl?"
In order for Miao Miao Hammer to understand the distinction between genders, Lin Jiaojiao specially explained it to it.
Miao Miao hammer blinked her big watery eyes, tilted her head, thought for a while, and then replied sweetly: "Female."
Surprised, Lin Jiaojiao shrugged and spread her hands: "I'm sorry, I can't do it."
The next moment, before Loki had time to be surprised, the Lolita Meow Meow hammer on his leg smacked his face.
Loki softened inexplicably: ...Oops, oops!This little devil... oh, this little girl has learned badly!
He covered his face, a little dazed, but felt that today's life was also bitter and sweet!
"Ahem, since you can't do it, forget it..."
Loki let go of the hand that was holding the Meow Meow Hammer by the back collar, touched his nose, and before Lin Jiaojiao could say anything, he quickly hugged the Meow Meow Hammer on his lap, and disappeared in a flash.
However, in Lin Jiaojiao's eyes, his appearance was the impression of running away.
Lin Jiaojiao smacked her lips: ...Hey, you go later, Loki!
She hadn't had time to say it just now, but in fact, she also wanted a loli meow meow hammer with a nosebleed like this...
Loki, who returned to Asgard, found Frigga and carefully placed the Meow Hammer in his arms on the ground: "Mother, is Mjolnir a girl?"
"Ah?" Obviously Frigga was also a little bit in the dark: "Wait, let me check!"
Frigga hammered into the inner room with an ignorant Meow Meow, and came out after a while.
"It's really a girl..."
After calming down, Frigga hugged Lolita Hammer and kissed her sweetly.
"Ah! Mjolnir, how can you be so cute! The queen mother likes you so much! How about staying with the queen mother from now on?"
Loki looked at the scene of loving mother and daughter in front of him, and touched his chest. For some reason, he always felt a little sour in his heart...
Bah, I, Rocky, am not jealous of this little devil... the little girl!
After Luo Ji returned with Loli Meow Meow Hammer, Lin Jiaojiao was finally really free.
She and Captain America walked out side by side, but when they passed by Stark's laboratory, they happened to see the group of people swaying together.
The centenarian Steve always felt a little blind, but Lin Jiaojiao accepted it surprisingly well, and even wanted to pull the captain to swing together.
Well, to be a Chaoying, the most important thing is to participate, and a Chaoying who can't dance awkwardly is not a qualified Chaoying!
Steve: I believe your evil!
However, whether you believe Lin Jiaojiao's evil or not, the captain was finally pushed in by Lin Jiaojiao, and joined the top package of Chaoying Dance Dance.
Steve always felt a little scared when he looked at his companions who were dancing happily and even wanted to pull him to swing with him.
Steve: ...They seem to think I'm a companion, but I think I can't pretend anymore, what should I do?Waiting online, urgent...
However, fortunately, a few minutes later, Hulk suddenly transformed and rescued him completely.
Steve, who was out of the clutches of the awkward dance, almost cried with joy: For the first time, I sincerely thank you for forgiving the big guy for saving my dog's life! ! !
On this side, before Lin Jiaojiao had time to train for a few days, she suddenly received a notice that the Imperial University would have a final exam.
Lin Jiaojiao, who was originally very happy, suddenly felt that life was choking her fate: Wait?I didn't study for a few days and you told me that the final exam is coming? !
People work!
The only fortunate thing is that she is majoring in art, and most of the final exams only need to submit a work within the deadline!
As for a small number of theoretical exams...
Lin Jiaojiao wrinkled her face and hurried back to Los Angeles, where she was forced to start her life of memorizing before the exam.
Until a week before the exam, Stark and Norman teamed up to drag her out of the dormitory.
It's just that when they talked about their purpose, the two instantly turned against each other.
"Oh, I see that your little face has become so small after reviewing recently, let's go, I will take you to take a ride on Tony's father's newly bought luxury cruise ship!"
"Jiaojiao, don't listen to that brat Stark. Uncle also bought a cruise ship. The price is not lower than that guy's. Come on uncle's boat and take you to the romantic Sicily~"
Stark snorted arrogantly: "Heh, I have remodeled my cruise ship myself! Can you do it?"
Norman was not to be outdone: "I paid someone to assemble it!"
While the two stared at each other, they still didn't forget that there was a decadent smell of money everywhere.
Lin Jiaojiao folded her hands on her chest: Heh, a rich man!
The next moment, she silently bowed her head to the damn money power——
She made a poor voice: "It's all okay~"
This is free travel funded by the rich!If you don't go, you won't go!
Probably because she killed someone in her previous life, Lin Jiaojiao finally went out to sea with everyone, only to encounter a strange weather change that happens once in ten thousand years.
Originally, the sea was calm and calm, but in the blink of an eye, the weather became overcast and there was loud thunder.
Soon, Peter pointed out the window in horror: "Waves... waves!"
Everyone looked out the window together, and then all changed color.
——The huge waves on the sea were flying straight towards them.
"What a weird situation!" Stark didn't have time to complain, and quickly asked the captain to drive the boat to the shore.
It's a pity, that weird wave rushed towards them quickly, and then... overturned their cruise ship!
Lin Jiaojiao, a landlubber by the window, was swept into the sea by the waves.
"Jiaojiao—"
"Linda—"
Steve was the closest to Lin Jiaojiao, and subconsciously stretched out his hand. Without catching anyone, he quickly jumped into the sea.
Others were also swallowed by the huge waves in quick succession.
Lin Jiaojiao, who was sucked into the sea, gulped and was forcibly gulped several mouthfuls of seawater.
With great difficulty, she took a deep breath, opened the positioning system in her brain, and without looking at it, directly selected all the people around her with one click, and threw out her ace expression pack——
[I can row a boat without an oar, and I can sail without a wind, because my whole life depends entirely on waves. 】
Immediately, dozens of people floated up on the surface of the sea like cooked dumplings, as if there were surfboards under their feet, and their feet rushed towards the land like flying.
And among this group of people, one person was selected by accident...
King Orm of Atlantis came to a place close to the sea, ready to inspect the situation on the land, so as to continue to prepare for the next war against mankind.
At this moment, King Aum felt that his body was dragged from under the sea surface to the sea surface by an unknown force, and played a "surfing" game with dozens of humans around him.
King Aum rushed to the land uncontrollably: ...stop!Someone is lying down!
"Wow~ This skill is really cool!" The eyes of the Chaoying who were fished out of the sea by Lin Jiaojiao were all bright.
Even as rigid as the captain, he couldn't help but nod in agreement.
Peter and Stark "father and son" of the Pippi Shrimp attribute even deliberately concaved various shapes.
Stark happily took out his mobile phone, and straightened his wet hair in front of the selfie camera: "Hey, even if I fell into the water, I, Stark, still have charming facial features!"
Peter took a selfie in various cool poses, and kept talking: "I'm going to post this pose on ins later, and the number of likes will definitely exceed a thousand!"
Lin Jiaojiao was very close to the captain, she secretly looked at the captain beside her, swallowed hard——
Her face was shy, but she screamed in her heart: "Ma duck!"The captain's wet ♂ body ♂ lures ♂ play!
Because it was a trip, the captain only wore casual clothes.
The white shirt was soaked in sea water, and it was tightly attached to the captain's muscular body, showing his good figure even more... D cup!
Suddenly, a wave of heat rushed into her nostrils, Lin Jiaojiao frowned, and quickly covered her nose: "F-Fuck!"
At this moment, King Aum, who is "innocently lying on the gun", is going crazy.
King Aum, who is trying to dive back to the bottom of the sea: I dive, I dive, I X!Why can't I move!
He watched helplessly as the group of humans in front of him rushed towards the shore happily, while he himself...
He unbelievingly wanted to control the direction of the sea water flowing under his feet, but it was of no use.
Orm: ...I might be a fake sea lord!
He gritted his teeth, summoned his own trident, and subconsciously released electricity towards the group of humans in front of him.
Then--
Forgot that seawater can conduct electricity, he was the first to be electrified by himself.
Aum, who tried to cheat others but cheated himself instead: ...began to shut himself up!
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