[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

As an extremely self-disciplined man, Hannibal Lecter always wakes up on time and takes a shower.

But, what seems to be different today?

He frowned and carefully observed the handsome reflection in the mirror, but found nothing.

May be just an illusion?

He put aside his doubts, straightened his tie, and went straight to the FBI building to report.

As soon as he entered the FBI building, Hannibal saw another delicious little fruit, Will, not far away, and his eyes lit up.

He was about to go up to greet him, but he was first presented with a huge "surprise" by the other party——

"Doctor Lecter, have you been under too much pressure recently, so are you bald??"

Hannibal: ...? ? ?Wait a minute?The wind and sand are too big, I didn't hear clearly, can you say it again...? ? ?

Seemingly aware of Hannibal's unpleasant expression, Will took a step back subconsciously, and repeated it lazily: "Ah, is it because you have been too tired recently, so your hairline has receded so much..."

Hannibal didn't believe it at all: I think you, a child, have learned badly and can talk nonsense!I'm not British!How could it be bald!

What's more, he deliberately looked in the mirror this morning!

However, no matter whether he rejected Will's statement or not, the next few acquaintances he met in a row stared at the top of his head in surprise and even suppressed a smile, and hinted whether he had stayed up too late.

At this moment, Hannibal frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

He came to the bathroom with his expression unchanged, and when he looked up, he was startled by the bald man in the mirror.

Hannibal: ...Wait?Who is the bald ugly man in the mirror? !

Hannibal, who was bald at a young age, was in a trance for a while, then quickly put on his hat and rushed to the hospital, leaving behind a lot of discussion.

"Is it because he...has been playing too intensely lately? The so-called kidney deficiency in oriental medicine?"

"Tsk tsk, there is a possibility..."

"Androgen secretion is normal."

"All indicators are within normal range."

Hannibal stared at the hospital's diagnosis report, lost in thought.

He checked all the items in the hospital, and it all showed that he was so healthy that he couldn't be any healthier.

Then why is he bald at such a young age?

Is it really too much pressure?Or did he really have British blood in his ancestors?

Hannibal: ...I hate it!

However, not only did Hannibal feel that life was difficult, but the driving force behind Hannibal's baldness was also having a hard time at the moment.

"Ahhh, captain! Tap the top!"

"Linda, believe in yourself, you can do it."

"I can't, if you continue pushing like this, my waist will really break! Hmm—"

Stark, who hid outside the door and listened for a long time, always felt that something was wrong with the conversation inside. Coupled with Lin Jiaojiao's panting inside, Stark was even more likely to think wrong.

Stark, on the upper body of the old father, rolled up his sleeves aggressively: he actually announced X in the daytime!As a qualified single old father, he really looked!No!Pass!Eye!up!

The next moment, he broke into the door with a murderous look: "Hey, what are you two doing in there?!"

However, after seeing the situation inside the door, Stark coughed uncomfortably against the inexplicable eyes of the two people in the room: "Well, you continue to train, I'll go out first, cough cough."

While he was crackling, he quickly walked out of the training room without looking sideways.

He slammed the door behind him with a backhand, and then patted his chest: "Ma Ya, these two train as soon as they train, why is the conversation so misleading?" !Wronged.jpg

"Stark, what are you doing here? Did you come to train?"

Barton passing by caught a glimpse of Stark caressing his chest, and rushed over like a cat smelling fishy.

Stark crossed his arms and squinted at him: "Clinton, are you so free today? Or, I'll ask Fury to arrange some tasks for you, so that you don't have nothing to do every day."

Barton immediately wrinkled his face: ... Stark, if you go on like this, you will easily lose me!

Stark left with a wave of his sleeve, but his words also managed to confuse Steve.

"Linda, Stark, what did he mean just now, do you know?"

Lin Jiaojiao, who came back now, recalled the previous conversation, and understood Stark's meaning in seconds.

With a face as thick as a city wall, she kept fooling the captain who was separated by N generation gaps: "He probably watched too many weird TV shows recently, and he was affected by something. Don't worry about it."

Steve: ...really?I don't know why, but I always feel that you little girl is lying to me!

However, Steve straightened his face and said seriously: "Since Stark also asked us to continue training, let's continue training! Double the amount of training later!"

Lin Jiaojiao suddenly wailed: "No way——"

Her leg injury just happened, and she had to face this kind of painful training again. As a result, Stark doubled the training!

Lin Jiaojiao, who also has the attribute of holding grudges, opened the positioning system in her brain, found the name of Tony Stark, and silently sent it—[Ordinary disco, our ordinary shake].

At this time, Stark, who was continuing to improve Mark's suit, only felt an urge to dance his life suddenly in his heart.

He stood up, nodded, shook his old waist, hummed an unknown tune, and snapped his fingers: "Jarvis, Music—"

The old butler who came in with the milk paused, put down the milk in his hand, and silently turned on the music.

The first one is the must-have playlist for the best disco dance halls.

"Yes, what I want is this feel~"

Stark snapped his fingers again in satisfaction, and the dozen or so battle suits in the laboratory followed Stark's command and all swayed along with him.

After swaying for a while, Stark remembered that his old butler was still here, and immediately took Lao Jia's hands excitedly——

"Come on, Jarvis, let's rock together~"

"No, sir, I'm not..." trying to sway...

However, before Jarvis finished refusing, Stark had already said nothing, dragged the old butler and began to sway together.

"Come on, come on~ Ordinary disco, we ordinary shake~"

Although he didn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence, Stark felt that it rhymed inexplicably, and couldn't help repeating this sentence.

Swinging together for a while, Jarvis seemed to have a taste of the fun, and swayed to the music spontaneously.

Banner, who came to find Stark, was startled by the demons dancing in the laboratory: "Oh! Stark, what are you doing?"

"Swing~"

When Stark saw Banner, his eyes lit up, and another innocent person fell into the huge pit that was swinging with Stark.

Of course, a Marvel person who can't swing is not a qualified Marvel person!

However, when Fury and Barton arrived at Stark's laboratory, Fury couldn't help holding his forehead: Thinking that this group of swaying people are going to save the earth, it feels like a pill for the earth!

The next moment, Stark's cheerful voice came from inside: "Nick~Barton~Come and swing with us~"

For some reason, Stark's voice was full of extreme temptation, and Fury and Barton couldn't help but swayed and walked into the laboratory.

It didn't take long for Fury and Patton to also successfully swing.

Fury happily tapped and tapped to the explosive dance music: "I'm telling you, there is nothing that I, Nick Fury, can't step on!"

Barton shook his head enchantingly, not without agreement: "Please ask me to step on the little prince!"

The only normal person, Natasha, just came to the Stark Tower, and saw such a heart-pounding scene: ... Oh shit, this S.H.I.E.L.D. eats jujube pills!

Hey, so what, may I ask if Hydra is still recruiting?I can't stay in this snake spirit enterprise anymore!

"Wow, you guys didn't call me when you danced!"

Thor, who jumped out of nowhere, suddenly appeared excitedly, and happily joined the Avengers - the luxury package of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Natasha already felt blindsided: ...This is not a serious god or superhero.

Sure enough, spicy chicken earth, eat jujube pills!

However, Banner suddenly jumped into excitement, let out a yell, and then quickly turned into Hulk, crushing several Mark's suits, and overturning Stark who was still swaying Several people.

Barton, who was suddenly thrown away, just wanted to question him, when he met Hulk's ferocious facial features, and saw Mark's suit being squashed by the opponent.

Barton shrank his neck: ...Why are you so fierce?I'm cowardly too, okay?

Natasha: ...That's right, you are really cowardly!

Lin Jiaojiao, who had finally finished training, sat slumped on a chair, missing the days when she went back to school for the first time

Before she finished lamenting her miserable life in the future, she was caught off guard by a figure falling from the sky and bumped into her arms.

Immediately afterwards, another green figure flashed in the training room.

——It turned out to be Loki, whom I hadn’t seen for a long time.

"Damn witch, quickly transform this little devil back to me!"

Hearing Loki's voice, he seemed to be quite broken.

As soon as Steve saw someone coming, he subconsciously stood in front of Lin Jiaojiao, and said seriously, "Loki, why are you here on Earth again?!"

Loki gritted his teeth: "Rogers, this has nothing to do with you! I'm looking for that witch!"

"She is my apprentice, and this place is also my territory, so why has nothing to do with me?!" Steve retorted righteously.

Loki decided to ignore this rigid guy, and said directly to Lin Jiaojiao: "Damn witch! Make your own decision!"

At this time, Lin Jiaojiao lowered her head in a daze, just in time to meet the blond little Loki.

Her eyes wandered back and forth between the faces of the two men.

She swallowed uncomfortably: "So... this is your and Thor's child?"

...Social society!The children of these two people are so big!It seems like she hasn't even had the full moon wine?

Loki: "Bah, this is Thor's big stupid hammer, didn't you see that?!"

Lin Jiaojiao: ...Shocked!Is it actually a meow hammer? !

"Cough cough cough?"

At this moment, Steve also saw the appearance of the child in Lin Jiaojiao's arms, and he choked on his own saliva.

"This is Mjolnir? Why is it so big?" Steve, who had just seen Mjolnir born in the form of a baby a few days ago, was shocked.