[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

Asgard.

"Mama!" The three or four-year-old humanoid Mjolnir hugged Loki's thigh, refusing to let go.

Loki lowered his head, the veins on his forehead popped up, and he gritted his teeth: "Mjolnir! How many times have I said it, I'm not you Mama!"

This little devil is in a mess of being clingy and clingy. He knows how to chase him every day. When he obviously hasn't turned into a human, he always chases that big idiot Thor.

Loki always wanted to kick this kid away with a jio, but when he saw those big teary eyes, his right hand uncontrollably gently pinched the back collar of this little fool, and lifted him up.

"Giggle, Mama!" Mjolnir thought that Loki wanted to play with him, so he giggled.

Seeing this, Loki secretly rolled his eyes.

Obviously this hammer uses his own handsome and handsome face, but he still wants to laugh like that idiot Thor.

Loki: This standard Thor laugh is really silly!

He put on a straight face, deliberately pretending to be vicious and said: "Little brat! Don't call me Mama! And don't look for me in the future!"

"Why, why?" Mjolnir's eyes suddenly accumulated a lot of tears, and he couldn't get rid of them, looking very pitiful.

Rocky forcibly turned his head away, not looking at him, and said in a rough voice: "Because my mother told me not to play with idiots!"

"Loki, I never said that, don't lie to the children!" The God Queen Frigga who was passing by happened to catch this sentence with her ear sharply, and instantly accused her.

Loki, who lied but was exposed: ...Shocked!

Mother, why didn't you show up sooner or later, why did you show up at this time!

Fortunately, the little fool, Mjolnir, didn't seem to react to Loki's lies, but instead stared at Loki: "What is a fool?"

The smile on Loki's face gradually froze: ...very good, kid, you successfully stumped me with this question!

"Loki—" At this time, Thor's voice came from far to near.

Loki's eyes lit up: Yes!

He pointed to Thor who flew over: "Here, do you see this big blond man? This man is a fool and your mother, and I am your father!"

As soon as the humanoid Meow Hammer saw Thor, he turned into his original form excitedly, slammed into Thor's arms, and turned back into a child again: "Fool——"

Rocky: Wait? !

Thor, who was caught off guard and called a fool by his own cat: ...? ? ?

Frigga, who was watching, let out a "puchi" laugh.

Although a bit unkind, she had to say something...

Nice job!

Thor dragged Meow Hammer's armpit with both hands, making him look at him at the same level: "Mjolnir, who taught you to call me a fool?"

Mjolnir tilted his head and pointed at Loki without hesitation, but when he turned his head, he found that the culprit had already known to run away without seeing anyone.

"Huh? Huh?" Mjolnir searched for a long time but didn't see Loki. He was about to cry, but was stunned by the pain from his ass.

"You actually learned to swear at such a young age! You really didn't learn well!" The old father Thor stretched out his big hand, and slapped Meow Hammer's little butt lightly as a lesson.

Miaomiao Hammer: Why am I forced to suffer such unbearable pain in my life at such a young age? !

The fool's mother beat him!

"I don't want to be number one in the world with you anymore! Hmph!"

After all, Meow Hammer, with tears hanging from the corner of his eyes, changed back to its original form, ignored Thor, and flew away.

"Mjolnir——" Thor was worried that Meowhammer would be abducted by bad guys, but no matter how he summoned it this time, Meowhammer ignored him.

Mjolnir flew back to his dormitory, heard Thor's call, and covered his head with the quilt angrily: "Can't you hear me, can't you hear me, can't you hear me!"

Arkham at the same time.

"We have no grievances with you, why did you come to us?" Boomerang captain George experienced a whole day of high-intensity "exercise", and his legs were already numb.

While he was being controlled by [steps rubbing and rubbing like a devil], he decided to ask his last soul question before he died: "Even if you die, let us die to understand?!"

Shi She in the crowd shrank unconsciously when he heard George's words, his heart skipped a beat: Why did this idiot ask!

Lin Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows: "Oh, someone of you finally asked this crucial question!"

She sent an emoticon pack of [the picture above is invalid], and directly withdrew all previous emoticon pack effects.

Lin Jiaojiao made no secret of her purpose for coming to Arkham: "One of you tried to kill me before, and I was very angry, so I crawled back from hell."

Harley flicked her pink and blue double ponytails, raised her right hand high, and said in a coquettish voice: "Ah~ I know this, I know, Mr.J told me before, it was shot at your chest biu, cutie One shot~"

Shi She, who was directly named by Harry, froze, and two words flashed in his mind - over!Egg!

Sure enough, when the other Arkham villains heard Harley's explanation, they immediately cast their gloomy eyes on Deathshot, who was trying to make himself invisible in the last row, and their fingers crackled.

MMP, it turned out that they were punished for a whole day, and it turned out that it was all because of such a scam!

Killer Crocodile blinked its inhuman eyes: "If you want, I can eat him."

The shivering dead shot tried to hug himself tightly: for the first time, he felt weak, innocent and pitiful...

Lin Jiaojiao rejected the killer Crocodile's brutal solution without hesitation: "No, death is too easy, living can be tortured."

Immediately, all the villains, even the simple-minded killer crocodile, couldn't help but feel chills all over their bodies: She wouldn't even let her die, so this woman is really a big devil, right? !

The group of villains looked at each other, then rushed forward with a grinning grin, captured Death Shoot who was trying to escape, and punched and kicked him.

Brother, I'm sorry, if you don't get beaten today, we will be tortured!

"crack" "crack" "crack"

Feet to the flesh, as if treating the sandbags in the gym.

Lin Jiaojiao watched the scene where Si She was violently beaten, and smacked her lips: No, it still feels a little unsavory.

Deadshot: Devil!What else do you want to do!

She silently dug out some old emoticons in her mind——

【Heavy beating chicken】

Sishe let out an "ow", arched his body into a shrimp shape, covered the pride of the man between his legs with trembling hands, his whole body flushed red.

Deadshot: FXXK!Which two hundred and five is it!Actually... actually attacked his weakness!They are both men, and they have all been in jail before, so why do they have to deal with this place? !

Everyone else saw the small movement of the shrapnel kicking Xiao Shishe, and the movement of their feet couldn't help but pause, and the eyes looking at the shrapnel were much more subtle.

On the surface of the shrapnel, he retracted his foot as if nothing had happened, but in his heart he was crying silently: No, I didn't think of kicking him there!You have to believe me, I am really innocent!

Even the male Superheroes who were watching shrank their legs.

Of course, as quick-witted as they were, they immediately guessed that Lin Jiaojiao must be doing something behind the scenes.

"Linda... who did you learn this trick from?" Barton couldn't help asking.

Peter raised his hands to show his innocence: "It's definitely not me!"

Stark folded his hands on his chest, humming and chirping: "Don't look at me, think about it with your little head, and you know it can't be me!"

Bruce... He turned his head silently, indicating that he didn't want to participate in this topic.

Steve... Barton looked at the captain's upright face, then immediately skipped his gaze and turned to the last female superhero.

A wanton smile appeared on Natasha's face: "No matter how strong a man is, his fragility cannot be tempered~"

"Barton, are you right?"

Button... Button showed a silly smile: I'm sorry, this problem is too fatal, he chose a dog leash!

Just when everyone thought that [heavy beating chicken] was just the only accident, the mastermind behind the scenes smiled slightly, and then continued the second and third blows of love——

【My backhand is a slap】

With a "snap", Killer Crocodile's slap directly landed on Shishe's face, making a crisp sound.

【I really want to use my little jio to plug your mouth】

Shishe covered his face, and was about to let out an ancient roar, when George blocked all his roars with his big, stinky bare feet.

Deadshot rolled his eyes to the ground, smoked by that stinky foot, and George was still there apologizing in a low voice.

"I'm sorry bro, I really can't control my feet..."

One after another accident, if Deadshot still can't figure out who did it, then he is not Deadshot.

The figured-out Shishe wiped away the tears of grievance: ... small grievances, I can still bear it!

Boomerang captain George asked him in a worried whisper, "Brother, are you alright?"

Shi She continued to throw him a few supercilious eyes: You should take your stinky foot out of my mouth and I will tell you how I am!

No, when it comes to stinky feet, Shishe feels his stomach churning, and a stream of sour water goes up the esophagus——

"I'll go for the short oil, big brother, why are you spit on my feet!"

George quickly withdrew the original foot, and then without hesitation, inserted the other stinky foot.

"vomit--"

This time, Sishe was successfully fainted by the smelly smell. After he was unconscious, his body twitched involuntarily.

Seeing that someone fainted, George looked back at Lin Jiaojiao timidly: "Um...excuse me...can I get my feet back?"

Seeing this, Lin Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows and withdrew the picture, and then George quickly took back his foot and dawdled on the ground, as if it had been infected with some germs.

The corner of Lin Jiaojiao's mouth twitched, ignoring this bastard, and walked over to take a look at Deadshot.

Seeing that she was coming, the group of tossed villains who had no opinions quickly parted, revealing a passage.

"Oh, what a pity~" Lin Jiaojiao walked over, squatted down and clicked her tongue a few times: "It's just that I can't bear it well..."

The villains: ... Isn't this endurance enough?Please allow me to make a sad face...

Barton on the side saw this scene, and it was rare that his hairs stood on end like Peter.

He poked his partner Natasha: "Nata, please remind me not to provoke this little devil in the future!"

However, Nata ignored him and looked behind him with a smile instead.

"Sweetheart, are you done?"

With a "swipe", Barton only felt that the clothes on his back were soaked in cold sweat.

WTF? !The female devil was behind him just now? !You heard him too, right? !

After a long time, Barton felt that his legs were also numb from the cold on his back. Steve came over and patted him on the shoulder suspiciously: "Button, why don't you come with us?"

"Ah?" Barton woke up startled, and turned around again, only to realize that there was no one behind him.

Button instantly felt so happy that he was about to cry: Emma is moved!The female devil actually kindly let him go!