[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

[On x-month-x, xxxx, the weather was still overcast, and the damn witch actually alienated my relationship with Ah Fu!This grudge must be written down! 】

Because Ah Fu took the initiative to turn off his surveillance for the first time in his life, the narrow-minded Batman once again made Lin Jiaojiao a big deal in his heart.

At this time, Lin Jiaojiao suddenly felt a chill on the back of her neck, and she couldn't help but looked back vigilantly: she always felt as if someone was speaking ill of her behind her back!

But she looked back and forth several times, but she didn't find any suspicious objects, so she could only focus on the performance in front of her again.

However, Lin Jiaojiao pinched her chin with one hand and fell into deep thought: It seems that the villains in this class are not good enough?

I can't let go of every movement, but the expression on the face is even more bitter and bitter, which leads to the loss of the original sand sculpture temperament of the whole dance. Instead, it is very mechanical, making people feel like eating chicken ribs. What a pity.

The dissed villains: ...you go!There is a kind of you to do it yourself!What sarcastic words!

Oh, wait, Lin Jiaojiao's eyes lit up - two guests performed particularly well.

The two have even become the two most shining stars in the crowd right now.

The face is painted with heavy makeup, the corners of the mouth are raised wantonly, the limbs are swaying exaggeratedly, and even the two of them are already face to face, stomping and kicking ashes at the same time, vividly expressing the essence of the face-to-face fighting dance of the funeral family.

Lin Jiaojiao clapped frantically: This is the demeanor a master should have! [thumbs]

"You study those two in C position, this is really amazing!" Lin Jiaojiao hated iron and steel and educated the other villains.

The villains stared at Joker and Harley, who were enjoying the sand sculpture dance, and retreated immediately: I'm sorry, I can't be too coquettish, I can't be too coquettish at all!These two are truly stunning!

Dead shot silently hid in the last row of the crowd, shrinking his figure silently, trying to prevent Lin Jiaojiao from seeing him.

At this moment, the superheroes, who have become accustomed to the hot-eyed pictures, squatted by the wall in rows, silently admiring the rare "wonderful" performances of the supervillains.

"Tsk, it feels like with Linda here, we can all paddle happily." Barton rubbed his chin with a rather cheerful tone.

Peter nodded in agreement: "The key is that there are still free performances to watch!"

"I said that children are not allowed to watch!" "Underage do not look at evil!"

Stark and Bruce found themselves yelling at Peter at the same time, couldn't help but look at each other for a second, stared at each other, and condemned each other in unison: "Why are you learning from me?!"

The two of them had a meal at the same time, and they couldn't care less about discussing whether minors should watch this kind of [-]-ban program.

Bruce: "Bah!"

Stark: "Obviously you learned from me!"

The two rich men looked at each other with disgust, snorted coldly at each other, crossed their arms in front of their chests, turned their heads and continued to watch the performance absent-mindedly.

The next moment, Joker suddenly and unexpectedly broke free from the control of Lin Jiaojiao's emoji, and deftly pulled out a pistol ♂ from Harry's shoe, aimed it at Lin Jiaojiao and fired it.

Lin Jiaojiao looked at the bullet approaching, with a mean smile on her face - [ei (third sound), can't hit].

So, everyone watched anxiously as Lin Jiaojiao muttered something, and she dodged the Joker's bullet with a flash.

Joker laughed strangely and fired continuously: "Wow~ I dodged once~ Now let me see how powerful you are, cute~"

However, all the bullets he fired were missed by Lin Jiaojiao, who seemed to be in a panic, but in fact, her steady figure and footwork were perfectly missed.

Joker took out another gun from Harry's back in disbelief, but in the end it turned out to be a bullet miss.

Lin Jiaojiao couldn't help but activated the taunting skills, and the smile on her face was even more annoying: "I didn't expect that the famous Joker is also a master of personal body strokes! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

The angle of the mocked Joker's mouth not only didn't go down, but grinned wider.

He pressed the pistol trigger several times, but none of the bullets came out.

Joker blew on the smoking muzzle: "Oh~ what a pity~"

Then, taking advantage of no one reacting, he pointed his pistol at Lin Jiaojiao again: "Then how about we try again this time?"

Along with the sound of "biu~" from his mouth, a bullet also came out of the gun unexpectedly.

As if she couldn't see it, Lin Jiaojiao smiled and sent the [Don't try the taste of kneeling.jpg] emoticon package.

Joker only felt his knees go limp, and fell to his knees with a "plop", and the bullet missed perfectly again.

Everyone: It seems to hear the sound of the kneecap breaking...

Joker fell to the ground, snapped his fingers indifferently, and laughed wildly: "Little cutie, don't you only have these moves?"

"Don't you think that these are my hole cards?"

Lin Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows and didn't speak, she just gave him a look and let him experience it for himself.

But the Chaoying who heard what Joker said couldn't keep calm, and the alarm bells in their hearts instantly rang.

Bruce said angrily with a gloomy face: "Damn Joker, he must have put explosives underground in advance!"

Sure enough, Joker stood up, took out a timer-like existence from his arms, and waved it triumphantly: "See, the underground here is full of explosives."

"When I press this button, everyone will BOOM~~~go to heaven~"

However, before he finished speaking, the next moment he was hit on the head from behind, and the timer in his hand flew into Lin Jiaojiao's hand.

Joker's knees went limp again, and he fell to his knees. He turned his head angrily, only to find that it was Harley who had gotten a baseball bat at some point.

Seeing the black hand behind the scenes, the smile on Joker's face faded away: "Oh, Halle, Halle~ What are you doing?!"

Harry tilted his head, held the bat in his hand, and had a bitch smile on his face: "What else can I do? Of course it's to disable you, so that you won't think about that little bat with the little bat every day." Bitch eloped~"

Unidentified Joker: Harley, what kind of pig talk are you talking about? !

Everyone's jaws were almost dropped by this unexpected news: Did they seem to have heard some terrible inside story? !

The next moment, Harry's bat slammed hard on his head again, making a muffled "bang".

The Avengers team members on Stark's side naturally heard what Harry said, and couldn't help but cast a strange glance at Batman who was exuding a dark aura around him.

A similar thought popped up in their hearts——

No wonder Joker always only toss Batman!

It turns out that if you can't love, you will love and kill each other!

Great!

"Take back your goddamn eyes!" The sensitive Batman gritted his teeth, his facial features gradually became grim, but he remembered Joker a lot in his heart.

Backpacker Joker: Wait?Why do you let me take the blame for what Harley provoked? !I don't agree!

Lin Jiaojiao enjoyed watching the play, but she praised the emoji [Heroic flash to give a blood, selling teammates and not turning back] from the bottom of her heart.

The effect of this emoticon package can't be overstated!

As for the dynamite mentioned by Joker...

Lin Jiaojiao didn't take it seriously, and even prepared to make all the villains [jump to the pure land of bliss to suppress the shock].

The villains who were picked out again sighed like dying: ... I have a F**K to say!

Underground dynamite, you want to dance before you solve it?Would you like a dance of death for you?

Without waiting for the villains to protest, Chaoying quickly stood up and reminded Lin Jiaojiao: "Linda, let's get out of here quickly! The underground is full of explosives, it's too dangerous! Whether it's timed explosives or not, it's not suitable to stay here for long!"

Lin Jiaojiao waved her small hand: "Isn't it just dynamite? Don't panic, it's not a big problem!"

Everyone: ... Is it a big problem? ? ?Always feel as if you, a bad witch, are lying to us!

The next moment, Lin Jiaojiao put her hands on her hips, her dantian sank, "[Second Battalion Commander, soak his mother's Italian... bubblegum and give it to the friendly army to chew]!"

Everyone listened to her howling, and soon saw a bubble tremblingly extending from the ground and getting bigger, until it was so big that it finally enveloped the entire Arkham.

However, someone with sharp eyes noticed that Lin Jiaojiao actually pressed the timer button at this moment.

No one was able to stop it in time, and everyone couldn't help but get ashamed and their eyes widened——

Wocccc, you are a bad witch, are you trying to blow up everyone into fireworks? !

However, 1 minute later, Arkham was calm.

Everyone let go of their hearts and were about to be happy that they had escaped a catastrophe when the ground suddenly shook violently and made loud noises.

Strangely, they watched Arkham remain motionless, but the island where Arkham was located was ablaze.

At this time, all the villains stared at Lin Jiaojiao with a little more fear.

This witch can't even be killed by dynamite? !

Lin Jiaojiao ignored the eyes of the group of people, and gave a devilish smile: "My friends, don't forget that today's performance is not over yet~"

The villains couldn't stand it any longer, and someone shouted uncontrollably: "Are you a witch, a devil?!"

Who knows, Lin Jiaojiao nodded reservedly: "I am, you haven't seen such a handsome devil like me, have you?"

The Fulian group, who had a false alarm, immediately cheered for Lin Jiaojiao.

"You are the devil and the most handsome!" Peter was the first to cheer her up.

Barton seemed to be infected by Peter, and joined the team to support Lin Jiaojiao loudly: "You are so handsome!"

Not only did Stark not stop his teammates, but he also happily released a few palm ♂ thunders to cheer.

The only two people who were more normal, Steve and Natasha, were also joining in the fun and applauding loudly.

Seeing this group of Avengers friends suddenly go crazy, Bruce silently moved away by one meter——

Sorry, he's a bit allergic to retards!

As for the rebellious villains, they were quickly "suppressed" by Lin Jiaojiao.

Still have the energy to protest?

Then【Come and dance~.gif】

Bruce showed a rare look of sympathy for these villains: Isn't it good to live?Why can't I think about provoking this witch?

Lin Jiaojiao showed her neat little white teeth, and relentlessly released her embarrassing dance expression package——

"【the vast horizon is my love】"

"[Light up the fire of my life, fire fire fire]"

"【Accompany you to watch the meteor shower, fall on this earth, let your tears fall on my shoulders】"

……

One after another, the necessary songs for square dancing, let the villains of Gotham feel the "love" from Lin Jiaojiao Sensen.

Lin Jiaojiao stood on the shell of Pippi Shrimp, admiring the dance of the Super Rebels, with her hands on her hips: Emma, ​​this scene has ruined her, put her on her hips for a while~