[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"Hi, coffee and dessert for you two."

The waiter's voice finally pulled Lin Jiaojiao back from her dementia.

When she came back to her senses, she found that there was only desserts like mille-feuille mousse in front of her, while the widow on the other side had only a cup of black coffee in front of her.

"Hey, don't you think black coffee is bitter?" Lin Jiaojiao asked seriously, resting her chin on her hands.

You know, what she feared the most since she was a child is suffering.

Natasha smiled and stirred the black coffee in her hand, and suddenly said solemnly: "As long as I see you, even bitter things are sweet."

"No matter how bitter the coffee is to you, it will be sweet to me, just like you."

"good."

The word "good" made Lin Jiaojiao blush from head to toe as if she had been steamed.

But her heart kept beating the ground and wailing: Widow sister, widow sister, if you tease me again, I will really have to climb the wall even if my leg is broken, hey!

Fortunately, before Natasha finished teasing, she received a sudden call from S.H.I.E.L.D.

She looked at the news, the expression on her face didn't change much, but the aura around her made people feel her seriousness.

Natasha quickly retracted her phone, looked up again, picked up a napkin and wrote something as if nothing had happened.

She suddenly leaned over to approach Lin Jiaojiao, took advantage of her shy retreat, quickly stuffed the napkin into her arms, and giggled: "Little cutie, remember to add me tonight~"

After finishing speaking, she gracefully disappeared outside the shop.

Lin Jiaojiao rubbed her face in disbelief, and then looked at the napkin she took out from her arms, which contained Natasha's contact information, in very flamboyant characters.

But her heart was inexplicably sweet.

This is the widow's handwritten contact information!you want?No!

She happily took pictures of her contact information.

As for that napkin, sorry, she is going to Chinatown to frame it and hang it on the wall!

Inside S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick frowned and looked at the red and white spherical object: "Still haven't analyzed its composition?"

"No..." The experimenter was full of doubts: "It seems to be an alien product..."

Hearing the word alien, Nick's eyes became sharper: "But it's a Kerry product?"

"I don't know."

"Director, are you looking for me?" At this moment, the red-haired agent Natasha arrived unhurriedly.

"Nata," Nick nodded to her, pointing to the red and white sphere: "This is the one who threw it into the trash can."

Natasha was about to say something, but she saw a crack suddenly appear on the surface of the sphere, and her face changed dramatically——

"Get down!"

The sphere exploded, and after a puff of thick smoke, a sloppy figure appeared.

Nick immediately yelled, "Get him!"

As a result, Constantine finally ran out of the closed dark space, and had to face the embarrassing situation of being caught by S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.

In the interrogation room, he rattled the shackles on his hands excitedly, with a rare frantic and broken expression: "I said I'm not an alien! Just look at my appearance, where is it an alien?"

"There are many aliens with humanoid appearance." Sharon, who was one of the interrogators, was unmoved.

Konstantin was so angry that he was about to swear, and when his eyes fell on a group of heavily armed agents outside the glass window, he swallowed all the swear words again.

With his small stature, he was going to be so rough that he had a hunch that he might never even think about going out for the rest of his life.

"Director, he still doesn't admit that he is an alien." Sharon frowned: "I think what he said should be true."

"It's okay, I have asked Romanov to investigate." Nick waved his hand indifferently: "The information should be available soon, the important thing now is..."

"How did he get here?"

At the same time, Natasha brought back the information in a timely manner: "Director, it has been found out, what he said is indeed not false, it's just a concealment."

Nick took the report, only to find out that this person was actually...a private detective with magic skills?

For a moment, Nick thought of Doctor Strange who also knew magic.

Could it be that this person... really came through the sphere with magic?

Lin Jiaojiao swallowed all the desserts ordered by the goddess, and her mood became brighter and brighter.

Before she knew the goddess was leaving, Lin Jiaojiao had a complete smile on her face.

How lucky she is today!

Wait, when it comes to luck, Lin Jiaojiao suddenly remembered the spray emoticons she got a few days ago.

She looked at the [Beauty Spray] in it, ready to move.

It looks very exciting, how about...she try?

She brushed her long hair, leaned against the glass window of the coffee shop, posed in a beautiful pose, and sent the [Beauty Spray] emoticon pack to herself with her mobile phone.

When she turned on the selfie camera again, she found that there was no change on her body.

"Eh? Is this emoticon pack useless?" Lin Jiaojiao suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and a shameless thought came out: "Is it because I am too beautiful and already the upper limit of the beauty spray?"

"Yes! It must be like this!" Lin Jiaojiao happily made a few pretentious movements back and forth towards the selfie camera.

As everyone knows, a passerby outside the window was blown away by her emoji.

Clark Kent was pushed to New York by the editor-in-chief of the Daily Planet today to interview Iron Man Tony Stark.

As a result, he experienced first-hand what is called one-second sex change on the way there.

He didn't notice it at first, but it was his girlfriend Louise, who was recently handed in, who was in the same company who first discovered it.

"Clark?!" Louise looked at him in shock and sadness: "You are actually a woman?!"

"I'm obviously a..." man.When he saw his slender reflection in the glass, he couldn't speak the following words at all.

Louise, who has a super receptive ability, woke up now, but excitedly said, "Clark, you look so beautiful now!"

Soft facial lines, golden long curly hair, blue eyes, the originally deep facial features have softened a lot, the size of the chest has not changed, but it has become softer, and the two pairs of long legs have not changed at all.

Louise poked Clark's chest excitedly: "The duck! It's so soft! No wonder men like big breasted women! I like ducks too!"

Clark, who was in pain from being poked, hugged his chest with tears in his eyes, and huddled weakly in the corner: Louise...you have changed...and it really hurts to poke your chest. QUQ...

Louise, who didn't know what dark attribute was lit up, didn't take Clark to the interview immediately, but took Clark, who suddenly became beautiful, to the shopping mall next door.

"Come on, these sets! Try them all! Quick!" Louise quickly tore off a few sets of skirts that looked very sexy, and threw them on Clark.

"Louise, I..." Clark had a bitter face, and was about to refuse, but was pushed into the fitting room by Louise impatiently.

If Louise hadn't threatened to help him change the skirt herself, Clark would never have agreed to put it on himself!

That's right, that's it!

Worried about losing his girlfriend, Clark's eyes were full of bitter tears, so he had to put on the sexy backless dress by himself.

When Clark walked out of the fitting room awkwardly, he was suddenly mused by his girlfriend Louise, and he became dizzy for an instant.

"Clark, you look so pretty!"

Louise looked at the "beautiful and exquisite" Clark in front of her, her eyes were shining brightly. If the editor-in-chief hadn't urged her so urgently, she might even have asked Clark to try on other women's clothing in the mall.

Seeing that his girlfriend dismissed this terrible idea, Clark breathed a sigh of relief.

It was really the first time in his life that he experienced the horror of a woman... Fortunately, he is not a woman!

At this time, Lin Jiaojiao received an invitation from the little spider——

"Linda, Mr. Stark finally agreed with me to go to Stark Enterprise for an internship today! Would you like to come for a tour together? I have an insider certificate~"

What?Can I visit the inside of Stark Enterprises? !

Lin Jiaojiao quickly replied: Go!must go!

Stark Enterprises is the most technologically advanced existence in the Marvel universe!She broke her leg today, and she has to crawl over it!

She grabbed her purse, jumped onto the obediently parked bumblebee on the side of the road, and ran directly to her destination.

At the same time, Clark, wearing a long skirt, and his girlfriend Louise hurried to Stark Enterprises.

"Louise, is this not good?" Clark asked his girlfriend in a low voice, tugging on his skirt awkwardly.

Louise shook her head and said confidently: "No, you will only make Iron Man fall in love with you, maybe he will take the initiative to reveal more information!"

Hearing what she said... Clark panicked even more.

But... Stark knew him as Superman!

Now, Clark, who was forced to change his gender, can only pray in his heart that Stark will not recognize him.

It's just...is this really possible?

"Linda, here, here!" Peter desperately waved at Lin Jiaojiao.

His youthful movements attracted many people to look at him, even Clark and Louise, who were rushing to interview, were attracted by his youthful vigor.

"It's nice to be young!" Louise said with emotion.

"You're still young." It was rare for Clark to have an online EQ, but Louise couldn't help but roll her eyes at his next sentence.

"Why are you feeling like an old man?"

Louise clenched her fists tightly, and when she saw the face next to her that was no less than a top supermodel, she let go: Forget it, he is so beautiful, I can't bear to beat him up.

Lin Jiaojiao looked at Stark Enterprises, which was no different from other companies, and was a little disappointed.

Peter saw the disappointment in her eyes, and pulled her quietly: "The real highlight is Mr. Stark's laboratory and R&D department."

Without Lin Jiaojiao opening her mouth, Peter said directly, "Come on, I'll take you to take a sneak peek."

After waiting outside the door of Stark's personal laboratory, Lin Jiaojiao stared dumbfounded at the various Mark armors inside, and even the virtual interfaces in sci-fi movies were clearly displayed in front of her.

She looked at this kind of science and technology that surpassed the world she used to live in, and she was completely speechless.

At this moment, Clark and Louise followed Pepper into Stark's laboratory.

Lin Jiaojiao was about to turn around and leave with Peter, when she suddenly saw the blond-haired, blue-eyed model girl Jiao'e, who was acting as a sexy female model and transgendered online.

Lin Jiaojiao was confused: Meow meow? !Women, women's clothing giants? !