[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!
Chapter 45 Successfully Captured Upstairs and Named Big Ass ♂ Eye
As soon as Lin Jiaojiao finished shouting, she wished she could grab the ground with her head.
However, she never thought that she would be so lucky that she could become the captain's neighbor.
Lin Jiaojiao was overjoyed: Captain America is here, does this mean that she doesn't even need emoticons in the future? !
Of course, she was soon slapped in the face by reality.
Don't rely on emoticons?nonexistent:)
However, her stay naturally attracted the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. without exception.
Inside S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Boss, I can't find anything about her experience in the first 18 years, only her experience after she came to the United States."
Sharon Carter put the information she found in front of Nick: "There are many weird things in it."
Nick flipped through the file and frowned: "On the 13th, can't I find the information of her relatives in the school file?"
"I'm sorry, Director." Sharon Carter seemed ashamed.
Nick waved his hand: "Okay, then you go down first, and then continue to stare at her."
When Sharon Carter walked to the door, Nick suddenly said, "By the way, call Romanov for me by the way."
After a pause, Sharon realized that Nick was going to use S.H.I.E.L.D.'s killer weapon—the black widow of the tenth-level agent.
"Yes."
Sharon left Nick's office and hurried to Black Widow's desk without seeing her.
"Number 13, do you want to find Nata?" Barton was just returning to S.H.I.E.L.D. when he saw that Sharon seemed to be looking for someone.
"Yes, the director wants to see her." Sharon directly explained her reason for coming.
Barton thought that Sharon was the agent in charge of supervising the captain, and his expression became serious: "Is there something wrong with the captain?"
Sharon shook her head: "It's not him."
Hearing the answer, Button immediately relaxed: "Then I'll tell Nata for you."
"Thank you."
Natasha hurried to S.H.I.E.L.D. after receiving Barton's report.
When she saw that the target of the mission was Lin Jiaojiao, she raised her eyebrows and her eyes were full of interest.
"It's her again?"
Nick nodded: "I know you are familiar with her, if you try it out, it shouldn't cause too much suspicion."
"I want to know if there is someone behind her, if she deliberately approached the captain."
"No problem." Natasha's lips curled up. "Speaking of which, I quite like this child."
"Romanov," Nick gave her a warning look, "don't get emotional."
Natasha pushed the file forward, and glanced at him coquettishly: "Do you think I will be emotional?"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Nick to answer, she pushed the door open and walked out.
Nick inside the door rubbed his forehead with a headache.
Little did she know that Lin Jiaojiao, who was being targeted by S.H.I.E.L.D., successfully stunned Steve for a few seconds with the help of the little yellow chicken emoji.
However, after she found out that her bold and unrestrained side was seen by the captain, for some reason, her ears became warm.
She made a disguised attempt to kick the huge suitcase into the house with her foot.
But Lin Jiaojiao forgot how strong she was while being constantly buffed by emojis.
With one step down, the suitcase burst open.
So Steve, a 95-year-old virgin, just stared blankly at a pile of white and pink lace-trimmed bras and briefs for women, and happily jumped out of the suitcase.
Steve, whose thinking was still conservative in the last century, felt his brain go blank at that moment, his fair face instantly turned red, and even his ears and neck were completely stained red.
Lin Jiaojiao was still wondering what happened to him, but suddenly she saw Steve turned around and reminded her in embarrassment.
"Well...you...would you like to pack your suitcase first?"
Lin Jiaojiao was at a loss: Huh?What happened to her suitcase?
She turned around in confusion——
Etc., etc? !
Seeing the lovely underwear on the ground, Lin Jiaojiao instantly felt a little suffocated and shy.
Lin Jiaojiao had an unlovable face: I'm sorry, I just want to be rude to the seller of the suitcase right now, what about the good quality? !
But when she turned her head and saw Steve's "shy" look, Lin Jiaojiao miraculously calmed down.
Isn't it just underwear!It's like who doesn't wear it!What are you shy about!
She packed up her underwear in an orderly manner, then brutally stuffed them into the holed suitcase in an extremely calm manner, and then picked up the suitcase in an extremely calm manner to say goodbye to the captain.
Steve heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the door slam shut behind him.
This scene...he really couldn't hold it...
After Lin Jiaojiao slammed the door shut, she quickly threw away the suitcase and leaned against the door, gasping for breath.
She patted her chest: Shelduck, I was so scared to death, her underwear just molested the pure captain!
Thinking that she would still be with the captain in the future, Lin Jiaojiao wiped her face and forced herself to comfort herself.
No... Isn't it just that the underwear was seen!It's not like seeing myself in underwear!Besides, the Qing Dynasty is dead, you have to calm down, Ya Jiaojiao!
After finally calming down a bit, Lin Jiaojiao raised her legs and walked into the room.
However, what she didn't know was that there was also a huge "surprise" waiting for her in the room.
"You're finally here!"
Lin Jiaojiao looked at the figure in the living room in astonishment, and took a few steps back.
"How do you know about this place?!"
Konstantin didn't reply to her, but lit a cigarette slowly and held it in his mouth.
"You don't need to know how I know, but I need your ability now."
Lin Jiaojiao secretly glanced at the next door, but he was immediately noticed.
Constantine approached viciously and sprayed a smoke ring at her: "Don't even think about finding that Captain America, the agents in this building won't let the captain go with you."
Lin Jiaojiao blinked, and misunderstood the point of his words: "Tell me, how many ordinary people are there besides me and the captain in this building?"
Constantine sneered and squinted at her: "Ordinary people?"
Lin Jiaojiao smiled sweetly: "Of course." After taking out the phone in her pocket with both hands behind her back, she quietly pressed an emoji.
Constantine, who was impatient to communicate with people, was about to take them away when he suddenly found that the world in front of him was spinning, and soon it was dark.
He shouted and knocked desperately, but found no reaction or response around him.
Lin Jiaojiao looked at the elf ball in her hand, and then glanced at the expression pack of [successfully captured the upstairs and named it Big Ass♂子], the smile on her mouth could no longer be contained.
She even wished she could put her hands on her hips and laugh out loud.
——It turns out that Zhakang can be subdued.
Good reincarnation!
Soon, Lin Jiaojiao felt sad again.
Capture the moment, deal with the crematorium.
If she dared to put the poke ball by her side and waited the time limit, she would really bury herself alive in the sinkhole.
She was about to continue to think of a way when suddenly there was a knock on her door.
Lin Jiaojiao stuffed the poke ball into her pocket casually, and then opened the door, only to find that the person knocking on the door was an enthusiastic brown-haired beauty.
The other party was also holding some lovely teacup cakes.
"Hello, new friend, I'm your neighbor Sharon." Sharon introduced herself with a hearty smile: "Just as I got home, I saw a new neighbor suddenly, who happened to make some small cakes in the morning, and brought some to give to him. You, I hope you don't mind."
Faced with such a heroic beauty and delicious food, Lin Jiaojiao weakened very spinelessly: "I like it very much, thank you."
Sharon delivered the cake, exchanged names and contact information with her, and left with a smile on her face.
After closing the door, Lin Jiaojiao stared at the delicious looking cake and swallowed desperately.
It's a pity that she also knew that there were spies in this building, and she dared not enter the food sent by this unknown Sharon.
She rubbed her growling stomach, looked at the unpacked suitcase in front of her, and puffed her cheeks.
...Is it not good to go out to eat without tidying up?
However, the violent bowel sounds of the goose extinguished her last struggle.
Forget it, how can a child from the gourmet country give up eating!
She pretended nothing had happened, and went downstairs to buy food with her wallet in hand.
When she met a trash can on the road, a bold idea suddenly flashed in her mind.
She looked around quietly, then pretended to be nonchalant, and threw the elf ball in her pocket into the trash can with lightning speed.
As for what will happen to the vengeful Zha Kang when she wakes up, Lin Jiaojiao refuses to think about it.
Sorry, my mind is full of eating and drinking now!I'll talk about Zhakang later!
Isn't there an old saying in my hometown that the boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge!What are you thinking about now!
Just after she left, a figure flashed out from the corner, it was Sharon who had given her a small cake before.
She turned on the communicator and stared at the trash can: "Yes, I saw with my own eyes that she threw a suspicious red and white spherical object into the trash can."
"Bring the things back." The person on the opposite side of the communicator gave the order directly.
Sharon took out the poke ball from the trash can without changing her expression, and quickly sent it to S.H.I.E.L.D.
As soon as Lin Jiaojiao sat down in the restaurant, she met the beautiful Natasha.
The other party also chose this restaurant, and when he saw her, he walked towards her gracefully, and sat down opposite Lin Jiaojiao.
"Little cutie, I see you again~" Natasha winked at her.
Lin Jiaojiao subconsciously wanted to cover her nose, but she was yelling for help in her heart: Holy shit!Why did the other party make her heart beat faster just by blinking? !
Seeing her dumbfounded look, Natasha couldn't help but give a "puchi" smile, and reached out to tap her nose: "Why are you so cute?"
Facing the ultra-clear beauty and smiling, Lin Jiaojiao's brain "clanged" at this moment, completely crashing: Papa, I'm sorry for you, please allow me to bend now!
She used to be a super fan of Black Widow from the movies and comics, but...
But she didn't expect that after close contact, the other party's charm index would be biubiubiu doubled!
At this moment, Lin Jiaojiao decided to say goodbye to her sexual orientation briefly.
Go to tm's sexual orientation, go to tm's male god, I just want an aggressive and beautiful widow sister!
Seeing her stunned even more, Natasha smiled and pursed her lips.
I don't know why, every time I see this silly, sweet little girl, she feels very relaxed, and even...want to spoof her, just like...
Natasha blinked mischievously, and just like she did just now, she deliberately tapped the tip of the other party's nose.
However, she never thought that she would be so lucky that she could become the captain's neighbor.
Lin Jiaojiao was overjoyed: Captain America is here, does this mean that she doesn't even need emoticons in the future? !
Of course, she was soon slapped in the face by reality.
Don't rely on emoticons?nonexistent:)
However, her stay naturally attracted the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. without exception.
Inside S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Boss, I can't find anything about her experience in the first 18 years, only her experience after she came to the United States."
Sharon Carter put the information she found in front of Nick: "There are many weird things in it."
Nick flipped through the file and frowned: "On the 13th, can't I find the information of her relatives in the school file?"
"I'm sorry, Director." Sharon Carter seemed ashamed.
Nick waved his hand: "Okay, then you go down first, and then continue to stare at her."
When Sharon Carter walked to the door, Nick suddenly said, "By the way, call Romanov for me by the way."
After a pause, Sharon realized that Nick was going to use S.H.I.E.L.D.'s killer weapon—the black widow of the tenth-level agent.
"Yes."
Sharon left Nick's office and hurried to Black Widow's desk without seeing her.
"Number 13, do you want to find Nata?" Barton was just returning to S.H.I.E.L.D. when he saw that Sharon seemed to be looking for someone.
"Yes, the director wants to see her." Sharon directly explained her reason for coming.
Barton thought that Sharon was the agent in charge of supervising the captain, and his expression became serious: "Is there something wrong with the captain?"
Sharon shook her head: "It's not him."
Hearing the answer, Button immediately relaxed: "Then I'll tell Nata for you."
"Thank you."
Natasha hurried to S.H.I.E.L.D. after receiving Barton's report.
When she saw that the target of the mission was Lin Jiaojiao, she raised her eyebrows and her eyes were full of interest.
"It's her again?"
Nick nodded: "I know you are familiar with her, if you try it out, it shouldn't cause too much suspicion."
"I want to know if there is someone behind her, if she deliberately approached the captain."
"No problem." Natasha's lips curled up. "Speaking of which, I quite like this child."
"Romanov," Nick gave her a warning look, "don't get emotional."
Natasha pushed the file forward, and glanced at him coquettishly: "Do you think I will be emotional?"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Nick to answer, she pushed the door open and walked out.
Nick inside the door rubbed his forehead with a headache.
Little did she know that Lin Jiaojiao, who was being targeted by S.H.I.E.L.D., successfully stunned Steve for a few seconds with the help of the little yellow chicken emoji.
However, after she found out that her bold and unrestrained side was seen by the captain, for some reason, her ears became warm.
She made a disguised attempt to kick the huge suitcase into the house with her foot.
But Lin Jiaojiao forgot how strong she was while being constantly buffed by emojis.
With one step down, the suitcase burst open.
So Steve, a 95-year-old virgin, just stared blankly at a pile of white and pink lace-trimmed bras and briefs for women, and happily jumped out of the suitcase.
Steve, whose thinking was still conservative in the last century, felt his brain go blank at that moment, his fair face instantly turned red, and even his ears and neck were completely stained red.
Lin Jiaojiao was still wondering what happened to him, but suddenly she saw Steve turned around and reminded her in embarrassment.
"Well...you...would you like to pack your suitcase first?"
Lin Jiaojiao was at a loss: Huh?What happened to her suitcase?
She turned around in confusion——
Etc., etc? !
Seeing the lovely underwear on the ground, Lin Jiaojiao instantly felt a little suffocated and shy.
Lin Jiaojiao had an unlovable face: I'm sorry, I just want to be rude to the seller of the suitcase right now, what about the good quality? !
But when she turned her head and saw Steve's "shy" look, Lin Jiaojiao miraculously calmed down.
Isn't it just underwear!It's like who doesn't wear it!What are you shy about!
She packed up her underwear in an orderly manner, then brutally stuffed them into the holed suitcase in an extremely calm manner, and then picked up the suitcase in an extremely calm manner to say goodbye to the captain.
Steve heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the door slam shut behind him.
This scene...he really couldn't hold it...
After Lin Jiaojiao slammed the door shut, she quickly threw away the suitcase and leaned against the door, gasping for breath.
She patted her chest: Shelduck, I was so scared to death, her underwear just molested the pure captain!
Thinking that she would still be with the captain in the future, Lin Jiaojiao wiped her face and forced herself to comfort herself.
No... Isn't it just that the underwear was seen!It's not like seeing myself in underwear!Besides, the Qing Dynasty is dead, you have to calm down, Ya Jiaojiao!
After finally calming down a bit, Lin Jiaojiao raised her legs and walked into the room.
However, what she didn't know was that there was also a huge "surprise" waiting for her in the room.
"You're finally here!"
Lin Jiaojiao looked at the figure in the living room in astonishment, and took a few steps back.
"How do you know about this place?!"
Konstantin didn't reply to her, but lit a cigarette slowly and held it in his mouth.
"You don't need to know how I know, but I need your ability now."
Lin Jiaojiao secretly glanced at the next door, but he was immediately noticed.
Constantine approached viciously and sprayed a smoke ring at her: "Don't even think about finding that Captain America, the agents in this building won't let the captain go with you."
Lin Jiaojiao blinked, and misunderstood the point of his words: "Tell me, how many ordinary people are there besides me and the captain in this building?"
Constantine sneered and squinted at her: "Ordinary people?"
Lin Jiaojiao smiled sweetly: "Of course." After taking out the phone in her pocket with both hands behind her back, she quietly pressed an emoji.
Constantine, who was impatient to communicate with people, was about to take them away when he suddenly found that the world in front of him was spinning, and soon it was dark.
He shouted and knocked desperately, but found no reaction or response around him.
Lin Jiaojiao looked at the elf ball in her hand, and then glanced at the expression pack of [successfully captured the upstairs and named it Big Ass♂子], the smile on her mouth could no longer be contained.
She even wished she could put her hands on her hips and laugh out loud.
——It turns out that Zhakang can be subdued.
Good reincarnation!
Soon, Lin Jiaojiao felt sad again.
Capture the moment, deal with the crematorium.
If she dared to put the poke ball by her side and waited the time limit, she would really bury herself alive in the sinkhole.
She was about to continue to think of a way when suddenly there was a knock on her door.
Lin Jiaojiao stuffed the poke ball into her pocket casually, and then opened the door, only to find that the person knocking on the door was an enthusiastic brown-haired beauty.
The other party was also holding some lovely teacup cakes.
"Hello, new friend, I'm your neighbor Sharon." Sharon introduced herself with a hearty smile: "Just as I got home, I saw a new neighbor suddenly, who happened to make some small cakes in the morning, and brought some to give to him. You, I hope you don't mind."
Faced with such a heroic beauty and delicious food, Lin Jiaojiao weakened very spinelessly: "I like it very much, thank you."
Sharon delivered the cake, exchanged names and contact information with her, and left with a smile on her face.
After closing the door, Lin Jiaojiao stared at the delicious looking cake and swallowed desperately.
It's a pity that she also knew that there were spies in this building, and she dared not enter the food sent by this unknown Sharon.
She rubbed her growling stomach, looked at the unpacked suitcase in front of her, and puffed her cheeks.
...Is it not good to go out to eat without tidying up?
However, the violent bowel sounds of the goose extinguished her last struggle.
Forget it, how can a child from the gourmet country give up eating!
She pretended nothing had happened, and went downstairs to buy food with her wallet in hand.
When she met a trash can on the road, a bold idea suddenly flashed in her mind.
She looked around quietly, then pretended to be nonchalant, and threw the elf ball in her pocket into the trash can with lightning speed.
As for what will happen to the vengeful Zha Kang when she wakes up, Lin Jiaojiao refuses to think about it.
Sorry, my mind is full of eating and drinking now!I'll talk about Zhakang later!
Isn't there an old saying in my hometown that the boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge!What are you thinking about now!
Just after she left, a figure flashed out from the corner, it was Sharon who had given her a small cake before.
She turned on the communicator and stared at the trash can: "Yes, I saw with my own eyes that she threw a suspicious red and white spherical object into the trash can."
"Bring the things back." The person on the opposite side of the communicator gave the order directly.
Sharon took out the poke ball from the trash can without changing her expression, and quickly sent it to S.H.I.E.L.D.
As soon as Lin Jiaojiao sat down in the restaurant, she met the beautiful Natasha.
The other party also chose this restaurant, and when he saw her, he walked towards her gracefully, and sat down opposite Lin Jiaojiao.
"Little cutie, I see you again~" Natasha winked at her.
Lin Jiaojiao subconsciously wanted to cover her nose, but she was yelling for help in her heart: Holy shit!Why did the other party make her heart beat faster just by blinking? !
Seeing her dumbfounded look, Natasha couldn't help but give a "puchi" smile, and reached out to tap her nose: "Why are you so cute?"
Facing the ultra-clear beauty and smiling, Lin Jiaojiao's brain "clanged" at this moment, completely crashing: Papa, I'm sorry for you, please allow me to bend now!
She used to be a super fan of Black Widow from the movies and comics, but...
But she didn't expect that after close contact, the other party's charm index would be biubiubiu doubled!
At this moment, Lin Jiaojiao decided to say goodbye to her sexual orientation briefly.
Go to tm's sexual orientation, go to tm's male god, I just want an aggressive and beautiful widow sister!
Seeing her stunned even more, Natasha smiled and pursed her lips.
I don't know why, every time I see this silly, sweet little girl, she feels very relaxed, and even...want to spoof her, just like...
Natasha blinked mischievously, and just like she did just now, she deliberately tapped the tip of the other party's nose.
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